Mfw smashfags try to use FGC terms to show their knowledge but still manage to get it wrong

>mfw smash players call casuals "friendlies"
>mfw smash players call mirror matches "dittos"
>mfw smash players call footsies "spacing"
>mfw smash players call recovery frames "endlag"
>mfw smash players call landing frames "landlag"
>mfw smash players call team matches "crew battles"
>mfw smash players call grab punish "shield grab"
>mfw smash players call meaties "late hits"
>mfw smash players call blockstrings "shield combos"
>mfw smash players call a series of stray, uncontested hits "combos"
>mfw smash players call strings "natural combos"
>mfw smash players call actual combos "cheap"
>mfw smash players call zoning "spam"
>mfw smash players call keepaway "stalling"
>mfw smash players call button checks "handwarmers"
>mfw smash players call reversals "out of shield options"
>mfw smash players call okizeme "tech chasing"

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This is bait, right? You aren't actually this retarded, right?

What a useless thing to give a fuck about

>mfw smash players call actual combos "cheap"
WTF Smash players cum themselves over combos

Remember this?
youtube.com/watch?v=kBFJzjsdk98

meaties, casuals and footsies sound retarded af and of course you can't use recovery in its original meaning.
combos work entirely different and thus have their own categories.

>mfw smash players call showers "monthlies"

Bayonetta

Diddy Kong

youtube.com/watch?v=IvFE6OcXLhc

That's pretty good.

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it's pasta but that user probably believes it anyway

Imagine being part of the smash """scene""" that's filled with unwashed pedophile rapists

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Holy fucking christ this has to be satire right

>mfw smash players call button checks "handwarmers"

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based

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>Tekken players love that some new person dabs on their legends
>Smashfags literally seethe at the idea and ostracise the girl

The actual smash vocabulary:
"YOOOO DID YOU SEE THAT BRUH? THAT WAS LOWKEY SUS YO..."

Who cares fuck smash and everybody who plays smash. Delete this thread and kill yourself for posting it.

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>>mfw smash players call casuals "friendlies"
makes sense
>>mfw smash players call mirror matches "dittos"
yeah that's silly
>>mfw smash players call footsies "spacing"
makes perfect sense
>>mfw smash players call recovery frames "endlag"
>>mfw smash players call landing frames "landlag"
calling recovery frames "lag" is reasonable enough. slightly silly maybe.
>>mfw smash players call team matches "crew battles"
makes sense. pretty sure the FGC also does.
>>mfw smash players call grab punish "shield grab"
makes sense in the context of their game
>>mfw smash players call meaties "late hits"
i'm not sure they do
>>mfw smash players call blockstrings "shield combos"
because blocking = shield in smash. so it makes sense
>>mfw smash players call a series of stray, uncontested hits "combos"
not sure what stray is supposed to mean here, but a series of hits that can't be contested is basically what a combo is.
>>mfw smash players call strings "natural combos"
do they?
>>mfw smash players call actual combos "cheap"
now you're just memeing
>>mfw smash players call zoning "spam"
every salty fag who loses to zoning does, even in FGs
>>mfw smash players call keepaway "stalling"
it makes enough sense. also stages are larger in smash
>>mfw smash players call button checks "handwarmers"
why call it a button check if the main point is to warm up?
>>mfw smash players call reversals "out of shield options"
maybe. i understand reversals, but i don't understand this smash term too well.
>>mfw smash players call okizeme "tech chasing"
it makes enough sense. there is no good reason to call it okizeme either.

9 out of 10 smash fans don’t play the game

>>>mfw smash players call casuals "friendlies"
>makes sense
>>>mfw smash players call mirror matches "dittos"
>yeah that's silly
>>>mfw smash players call footsies "spacing"
>makes perfect sense
>>>mfw smash players call recovery frames "endlag"
>>>mfw smash players call landing frames "landlag"
>calling recovery frames "lag" is reasonable enough. slightly silly maybe.
>>>mfw smash players call team matches "crew battles"
>makes sense. pretty sure the FGC also does.
>>>mfw smash players call grab punish "shield grab"
>makes sense in the context of their game
>>>mfw smash players call meaties "late hits"
>i'm not sure they do
>>>mfw smash players call blockstrings "shield combos"
>because blocking = shield in smash. so it makes sense
>>>mfw smash players call a series of stray, uncontested hits "combos"
>not sure what stray is supposed to mean here, but a series of hits that can't be contested is basically what a combo is.
>>>mfw smash players call strings "natural combos"
>do they?
>>>mfw smash players call actual combos "cheap"
>now you're just memeing
>>>mfw smash players call zoning "spam"
>every salty fag who loses to zoning does, even in FGs
>>>mfw smash players call keepaway "stalling"
>it makes enough sense. also stages are larger in smash
>>>mfw smash players call button checks "handwarmers"
>why call it a button check if the main point is to warm up?
>>>mfw smash players call reversals "out of shield options"
>maybe. i understand reversals, but i don't understand this smash term too well.
>>>mfw smash players call okizeme "tech chasing"
>it makes enough sense. there is no good reason to call it okizeme either.

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imagine being so mad over fucking footsies

eternally buttmad wojackposter
there's nothing when you die, and you can't stop it

The Terry reveal outed a lot of people for not knowing shit about fightan too

neutral and footsies exist in both smash and FGs and they are different things.
as usual, the people who make these memes have no clue, can't even meme without looking cringeworthy to people who actually understand these terms.

Unbalanced laggy fucking garbage GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER NINTENDCUNT! EVEN IF I WANTED TO BE A HUGE FAGGOT LOSER AND PLAY YOUR SHIT YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE A ONLINE SYSTEM UUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!

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Autism

i have it yes it makes me stronger.

God facial hair can be really gross. If your beard looks like curly copper wires growing out of your face you should just stay clean shaven.

I thought that girl was a tranny

but it makes_sense™ :^)

if this is your face i feel sorry for you, snoyger

You have the face of a Numale?

>>>mfw smashfags try to use FGC terms to show their knowledge but still manage to get it wrong

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I don't really care about Smash in relation to the FGC, but the terms they use are really fucking stupid, like "end lag" "startup lag" "intangibility" and the such. It just sounds retarded.

Jesus Christ these nigger zoomers don't even see its a joke. I really do hate this site.

I think we should just kill all zoomers.

when two basedjak posters start quoting each other they're forever trapped in a feedback loop until either one dies

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I play Sm4sh and take a shower every day and you made me laugh, user. Good job

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where's the joke

>I play Sm4sh
I have aids from this post.

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No

bad

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What are you the fucking government? fuck you you don't tell me what to do. IF I WANT TO STICK MY DICK INSIDE A BLENDER AND TURN IT ON I'LL FUCKING DO IT FUCK YOU MAN!!!

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