Pirate game

>Open crack.exe
>screen flashes black for a second

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i will never understand this tradition

>buy game in the correct way using correct currency
>it punishes you for not keeping it open at all times so it can mine bitcoins

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go back to your discord server hugbox

how do you figure out if you have a bitcoin miner tho

and you may ask yourself;
why is my cpu running so fast?
and you may find yourself;
formatting your hard drive.

you ask it nicely

SMACK

CODEX has pretty good taste in installer music desu.

Imagine being that illiterate and not knowing where to pirate proper clean releases

>CMD window opens briefly during installation

>Installs bitcoin miner
>It pirates a game

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>PC suddenly restarts with a 'update'

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Same as it ever was

Lol, no
Nothing will ever install a bitcoin miner because you need dedicated hardware to mine bitcoin, maybe other crypto currencies

>buys game
>legal
>no viruses
>supports developers make better games
>enables multiplayer and steam features
Imagine being a pirate cuck

Run a scan with malwarebytes

>pirate racing game
>it starts with me immediately behind wheel of a large automobile

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malwarebytes is malware

Malwarebytes fucked my computer up. I had to fresh install windows to fix.

>download repack, small convenient file size
>all files clean, structured
>crack files tested
>language packs optional
>files automatically verified after

>no problem

go back to your mommy you little crybaby

there's no way to know, you can only be paranoid when your fans run fasted than usual

Nani the fuck are you talking about?

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sauce

Why would someone put a bitcoin miner in Emperor: Battle for Dune?

>he doesnt know

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>playing animal crossing
>hanging out at Mitzi’s
>Really like it here
>but this is not my beautiful house
>and this is not my beautiful wife

>pirate game
>it was fun

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>play f-zero
>choose random track
>into the blue again

was probably the malware you installed it to get rid of desu

quick rundown on this reddit meme, fellow redditors.

then uninstall it when you’re done

best way I found how
>leave task manager on performance monitoring mode
>let the PC idle for a bit
>look for any crazy spikes and plateaus in performance even if there is nothing running

if you find that your PC generally is under heavy load even when theres nothing running you got yourself a bitcoin miner

LETTING THE THREADS ROLL BY

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>pirate bitcoin miner
>it installs a game

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Any competent mining suite will pause its mining if task manager or anything else that monitors performance activity is running in an attempt to hide itself from this kind of check

MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE

Double profit.

or a celeron

That you're a retarded conspiracy theorist? We all know that much.

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sounds like windows 10

>leave game to torrent overnight
>computer catches on fire
>burning down the house

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> open task manager
> cpu spikes then goes down
> not sure if it's cause i opened task manger or bitcoin miner

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amen. I think I have a playlist of all the tracks he used somewhere and they're all bangers

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youtube.com/watch?v=2Hg1eeftM2Y

Love this track desu.

>pirating movies and games since 2006
>haven't legally bought a game since 2011
>no jewflix or other streaming shit, no launchers, only have steam for tf2 and other games friends have gifted me
>never got a virus

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>download from a website that you found on google

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>everything you said
>plus never ever, not once touched an antivirus
You'd have to be an idiot to not notice a shady file in 2019

>open program
>cmd prompt flashes for a second on the screen

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I only got windows defender too, breh

well then, time to make my task manager launch on start-up to ward off any mining attempts

if you don't get it i've got bad news for you, redditor

>pirate game
>it doesn't even come with a hacker intro

>still using torrent
third worlders everyone

>updating your torrent client
You should've been lazy like everyone else when utorrent first released.

>talking heads is reddit
peak retard

>pirate game
>post on /pol/ how much i hate niggers because they are thieving, dishonest subhumans
anyone else?

anything someone doesn't like is reddit now. The meaning behind the insult has been construed so far that its actually used on reddit now. Its safe to say whoever brings its up in a thread is looking for (you)'s and an obvious tourist

just run a scan for malware and then uninstall the scanner if you don’t want it scanning in the background, if you use any of those free video streaming sites to watch movies it runs a cryptominer while the page is open, program will tell you when it does. Just scan and remove whatever you might have

>t. faggot who says “puppers” and “doggo”

cope tourist

>cope
>tourist
>im finally blending in!

>Not using minerBlock and NoMiner while browsing

>actually used on reddit now.
what a surprise that the person upset about redditor being an insult is a genuine redditor

>run virus scan 3 times a day
>the screamer virus is still activating every few hours

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INTO THE BLUE AGAIN

where did I say I was upset? Learn to read.

>pirate game
>credit card starts getting charged, virus must've read cookies from my internet browser
>able to freeze all activity on the card, but only AFTER THE MONEY'S GONE

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I had a soudmixer bitcoin miner and i dunno where from, i deleted it tho.

>pirate river city girls
>get to uptown
>goal is on the other side of the map
>enemies are getting tougher
>don't know where that highway goes to

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>pirate a game
>it installs an anti-virus

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>pirate an antivirus
>it uninstalls itself

buttmad redditor

>Pirate a game
>It installs the game
>I didn't even really enjoy the game that much

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>not charging back
>not reporting this shit to the police or something

havign a game you don't enjoy stuck on your SDD is the worst shit

these game uploaders should really fuck off with uploading bad games

there is a difference between making a copy and stealing

Stealing that doesn't hurt anyone vs stealing that does. Learn the difference

Yeah, one of them requires you to leave your house

Holy kek

and devs used a spyware anyway

>pirate game
>it installs a crypto miner that hashes until it can log into your steam account and purchase the game as to give the devs profit
NOOO!!! PIRATESBROS!!! IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO END LIKE THIS!!!

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Name one better option

Has this ever actually happened? Sounds based as fuck

Install the game again in sandboxie and look for any stupid files or processes

>pirates a game
>gets scurry
MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?

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>misspells scurvy
MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?

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How do people even manage to get miners on their shit? Literally never seen respectable release with any kind of malware. You would literally have to go out of your way to download some scuffed chinese repacks.

Are you installing your games on an ASIC? GPU mining yields pretty much nothing.

Except that Windows does that shit all by itself

just reinstall your OS every month and youll be fine

>pirate game
>it installs a cryptominer
>also installs it's own antivirus to protect you from other viruses and other cryptominers
feels good man

i like her Asian moosic

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I agree but
>her

underages don't know where to download games from, shocker

miner

>open patch.exe
>500% volume retro music starts playing

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>pretty good taste
Maybe for zoomers.

if you want to use IGGgames just use disable javascript and ublock origin, its just their website that's fucked

>buy game
>install it
>it installs spyware

if it is called "fitgirl repack"

are you braindead?

>make torrent
>upload it to tpb
>it gets removed
>account gets deleted
>get ip banned from it and the tracker
remember kids, if you upload a torrent, dont upload the one with the"private torrent" option checked

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DONT USE IGG GAMES

>piratebay
>current year
lol

It started on the C64, which had a pretty revolutionary sound chip for its day, and the crackers of the day just wanted to show off with animation and music.
youtube.com/watch?v=hgbf-opvW5M

then what should I use instead?

if you dont know then your a faggot that deserves to get fucked over

name any better option

Literally any other torrent site than The Malware Bay

Nice

Limewire

>
i don't get it, why do people think it's a woman?

>Pirate game
>Really enjoyed it
>Have enough money to purchase the game
>Doesn't buy it anyway

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it was worth being banned from tpb so now i can flex it
>not having like 20 sites at your disposal as well as specific people
fag

>fitGIRL
Gee, I wonder.

Unreal superhero 3 or whatever the exact name was

>I GOT BEING BANNED FOR BEING A RETARD!!!!
>LE REDDIT FLEX MEME

>download linux iso with bittorrent
>isp sends me a letter
>argue "theres no way you guys are this retarded"
>they stand their ground
>drop them and go to another
>explain why to the new isp
>"w-what? are you sure?"
ive seen some shit man

lets see you get banned, pussy

lol faggot

not an argument, do it pussy

>responding to isp emails about piracy
They don't actually care. It's an automated system and your response is what escalates it.

I'll never forget I found a bitcoin miner named derpyhooves.exe on my PC before I even knew what bitcoin was. That person is probably a millionaire now ;_;

igggames is a reputable trusted safe source

NO IT ISNT YOU GOOK!
ITS FUCKING MALWARE INFESTED SHIT

>piracy
>a fucking linux iso
>from an official linux source
>somehow this is a problem and is piracy
im convinced that the fact that people so much as even torrent regardless if its an official approved legally safe release, that they somehow see it as bad and it pisses me off. was well worth the switch to ISP because i have never seen something more retarded

I can say it for a fact that most of Yea Forums users have miners in their pc because that shit comes from a lot of other sources than torrent files

>pirates games
>Bitch about free bitcoin miner

It's a free game AND a free bitcoin miner. It's free.

>use p2p
>get hounded by ISP
Freedom ain't free.

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if i could pay idiots in burgers i would

>responding to ISP emails
Them being retarded not understanding legal torrents is irrelevant. You're more retarded for giving a shit.

fucking this

YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF

MY GOD
WHAT AM I DOING?

>pirate game while waiting for the game discounted to 90%

>download video editing software the college recommended so I can upload a mandatory project to canvas
>suddenly computer full of bloatware
>run malwarebytes. 63 threats detected.

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>Open codex installer
"SMACK MY BITCH UP"

you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile

whats a good torrent website i still use pirate bay

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>pirate game
>open task manager
>svchost.exe

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>thread makes me decide to do a scan for the first time in forever
>only result is a fucking setup.exe from an emulator I've since uninstalled
I'm half convinced malwarebytes is just shit at its job because I've downloaded some dodgy shit in the past.

>game has vehicles
>a little van that is loaded with weapons packed up and ready to go

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The nothing in life is free bit isn't just a stupid expression. It's God's honest truth.
I wish the bitcoin miners the best of luck in their meme endeavours while I play games for "free".

Virgin anti virus software vs Chad windows defender

use /t/, its much better than any torrent site

>pirate game
>"If you like the game, please, buy it to support the developers!"
>mfw

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>fans are going fucking crazy
>open task manager
>fans slow

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You check your idling memory. Mines off the charts, and I don't give a fuck.

>use /t/
Don't and do not.
You're better of with maleware from Pirate Bay than listening to those retards.

>pirate manhunt
>PSYCHO KILLER
>QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST

>pirate game
>buy it on steam
>buy it on gog so i can hand installers to friends and play online with them

>game isn't cracked yet

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>boot up
>2 CMD windows open and close

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If you're too dumb to avoid it, just stick to buying games, paypiggy.

is that so? hmm

>game is cracked by the company that made it

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>svchost
What's wrong with svc host?

Like what?