Why ARE sonic characters so short?

Why ARE sonic characters so short?

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Why did you use Rouge as an example?

she has boobies

They're pretty tall for rodents.

I bet it’s because she’s perfect dicksucking height for tall guys, it’s obvious.

Who else /tall&thin/?

Is this just classifying manlets? Imagine being under fucking 6 foot 6.

>under 6'
>average
Top lel

Their proportions would be extremely off-putting and alien if they were human-sized. Think about how absurdly fucking huge their heads would be. It's either cartoony proportions or human height, having both would just be weird.

STANDING

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Because they're cartoon characters.
Cartoon characters should be short, it's part of the goofy charm.

Height doesn't matter you fucking retarded ape.

>t. Genetic dead end

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>Manlets
When will they learn?

>tfw bf is 6'5

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So she can easily suck dick and to have tighter juicier cunts

and so are goblins and yordles, and imp midna too.

Like fucking clockwork.

It's literally the most important thing for women. When women describe the men they're looking for, they ALWAYS start with "tall".

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You are the dom, right?

>5'6-5'8
>average height
Manlet hands made that image

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What's the perfect high for a beast race character, Yea Forums?

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cause she's a cute cat.

Cringe and retardpilled

Consider how short chinese and asian people tend to be
Now consider what portion of the world are chinese and asian.

There's you average.

Yet the world's tallest man is Chinese.

It's the lanklets who are genetic dead ends. They cruise by in life with their overgrown legs and think they can forgo the actual important things that makes a man, like hard work, self-improvement and acquiring a meaningful career. The lanklet gets his dick wet but instills no values into his offspring other than "DUDE JUST BE TALL LMAO." The lanklet is predisposed to attracting shallow skanks whom are capable of nothing but judging a book by its cover, and the lanklet will undoubtedly reciprocate her attraction because he, too, is a shallow simpleton. The offspring is doubly susceptible to be an uncultured swine as a result. The lanklet's bloodline ends in 2 generations' time because the inheritance of height is not guaranteed and the inevitable manlet descendant will kill himself because he was not equipped to logically combat this cancerous idea that height is paramount to desirability.

The big knight in this picture would be completely invalidated by any form of artillery, which there would be plenty of on a medieval battlefield.

Manlets, remember that you're only worthless if you're not charismatic.
Work on your people skills. Or go gay and be a cute bottom

Asians bring down the world average by themselves. Wait until like 2050 for 6'0 to be the new average

God it feels good to be 6ft

So that Rogue can be the perfect height to suck dicks without having to kneel.

Not in the 13th and 14th century

how tall are you?

It is my decree that all females should be 2 meters at least

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we all know why

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Can I just grow out my beard and be a dorf?

That's also an option, but that's technically being charismatic in a way.

Actually the tallest man ever was American at 8'11"
The current tallest man is Turkish

But that's irrelevant, irregularities due to disease don't skew and average

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like 5'8

t.5'4" male lmao

Women just want a man taller than them. I'm barely under 6 ft but my gf is barely over 5 ft so it works out. Only actual manlets have it rough. The only thing that can possibly help is a giant dick. Otherwise I dont know how you make it as a manlet.

good taste. size difference is hot.

lol ok shorty

>Tfw short and heavyset

>Otherwise I dont know how you make it as a manlet.
Easy. Like I said, go all in with charisma. Be funny and pleasant to be around.

>Average Weight & Short
Perfect

Jesus

Being gay

Go dwarf mode

What would I care what these thots think? I already fucked many women taller than me.

And for short guys it's standing titfuck height.

>tfw short and thin
>tfw 5'5
>tfw never gonna be a real man

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>those comments
Christ. They want to kill short guys and spit on their fucking graves? That's the kinda shit I expect to read here. Not on a fucking public site with my full name on display.

No, a short guy would be standing knee fuck

Standing paizuri is always a bonus.

The average height for a man in the United States is 5'10", though, and the US doesn't have a truly overwhelming amount of chinks.The average height worldwide is several inches shorter than that, too.

>bottom
Gay, I'm topping only.

Zoomers are another breed of human being.

Feminism was a mistake. Thank goodness I'm tall.