Obvious signs that this game was made in Japan

The tits on the female character are more developed then the story

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Unique art style over realism

It caters to pedos, has unfunny humor, overly "complex" stories, church=evil, trailers that make zero sense, women that act like young girls with down syndrome, low quality textures or interface in an otherwise high quality game.

>EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAKA HENTAI NEEEEEEEEEE
fuck japan

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no, but men look like women

Twink protagonist
Prepubescent major characters
Gameplay is completely derivative
Godlike music
Beautiful setting
Likeable chatacters

>implying that's a bad thing

GAME

Attractive women

>start the game up
>trumpets and guitars blare
>WATASHI DOOKIE SAMUS RAN AWEEEHHHHHH

The male characters are all written to be irrational emotionally driven hot-headed morons and/or permavirgins.

It's in Japanese

Pantyshots

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Attractive women

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It's good

When your protagonist looks like this, you know its from the japs

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Really annoying japanese girl screams EVERY time you attack and all the female NPCs do stupid anime poses when you talk to them.
Also an overabundance of terrible J-pop in some games.

The cambrian is strong in this thread.

I have the urge to sniff a major female character's anus

>that distinct shriek used only by Japanese females that you will never hear anyone else anywhere in the world

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Fuck off pedo

>two characters pointing guns at each other while they exposition

To be fair, that entire meme started in American movies.

>medieval europe inspired setting
>somehow ninjas, samurais and katanas are present
>they are better than their western counterparts

>fuck off pedo

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mega milkers with kid face

YOOOOOOOO

cute Japanese humour

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Even worse:
>the dialogue is text but the characters make a noise for each time their turn to speak happens
>female character gets flustered and other characters keep reaming her
>she does it
>every
>single
>time
>she talks
>until the scene is over

left look like a down snydrom child with too big eyes right looks like jessica parrker
you have very shit taste

Made by a Japanese company.

haha boy that would tickle haha

Characters' text boxes feature more "..." than actual words.

Every single fucking time, too. I don't get it.

pleasant storyline

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"A KOJIMA GAME" while the title screen loads.

Characters speak in text boxes, one to three sentences at a time, instead of an entire fucking novel and a half.
>lookin at you western mmo's

When it's a game and not a movie.
The font, you know which one.

when female characters wear dated dresses.

Exaggerated body movements.

relatable characters

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Brown haired twink protagonist who doesn't have any real personality but is clearly not intended to be a blank slate for the sake of self-insertion and people think he's the best character ever

attacks are named as they are being used.

based and cûmbrrain pilled
its look literrarly like a sexdoll paizurri machine

half the game is waiting for animations and loading screens to finish

Abysmal PC port.

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I want to hate this trope. I really do wish I disliked this. But I love how shamelessly stupid and campy it always is.

Its this fucking faglord again

The demons are not all that bad.

when you cringe as you play

Guns have the power of nerf guns while swords can level buildings.

Sayaka is such a healthy girl

>Anti Aliasing: None
>Anti Aliasing: FXAA

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caters to /n/

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>character ends every sentence with ellipses, an animal-based onomatopoeia or ~

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>Obvious signs
I got one! The game is a rip off of a good game.

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A ridiculously stupid plot that relies on WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY, or just the main cast being clinically retarded.

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Unnecessary use of quotation marks and ellipses

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Fuckin this.
Every
Single
Time!

>>the dialogue is text but the characters make a noise for each time their turn to speak happens

I hate this one. Looking at you Dragon Quest Builders 2.

go away you nu male i want only thic females around me