Game has no jump button

>press the USE key

>Yea Forums
>not an autistic hivemind

It's impossible for me to change your entire thought process, you think what you do and that's okay. No matter how gay/queer/homosexual your thoughts are, there is not a damn thing I can do to get you to see straight. Just scram son, I don't even wanna look at ya

>The USE key is binded to the melee key

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Yeah but everyone already knows that

t. rotherham citizen (not human as well)

how often do you jump in real life?

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What kind of stupid fuckin name for a town is 'Rotherham", I would rather-ham than Rotherham if you catch my drift heh

That's actually a good question.

Why are you equating video games to real life?

Why do you think every game needs the ability to jump?

That's actually a good question.

Because how am I able to mantle over 1 foot-tall walls unless there is a jump button?
Oh yeah because those kinds of games are designed with invisible walls in mind, rather than THE FUCKIN FACT THAT THE AVERAGE FUCKING HUMAN CAN FUCKING MANTLE A GOD DAMN 1 FOOT WALL.

You just made me realize that I haven't jumped in months
And I'm not even fat

The only games that need jump buttons are platformers and sports games. Everything else just needs a contextual vault/climb button. You cannot argue with me so don't even reply to this post.

But do you do the same stuff you see in your average bideo game?

>Everything else just needs a contextual vault/climb button
Holy zoomeroni. "Contextual vault" those words literally just made me throw up in my lap

Everyday when I do my jump squats

Why do you need to mantle the 1 foot tall wall that leads to literally no content?

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>game has weight based inventory system
>1kg steel weights as much as 1kg feathers

Ignored

Limmy isn't that funny only people pretending to be smart like it

Because it leads to many, many instances of when characters can actually get out of a bad situation if they were able to mantle small obstacles

I agree Doom sucks dick

>game has a jump button
>it's completely worthless until you get an upgraded jump 3/4 of the way through the game and even then it's still hardly ever useful
>but it has cute voice lines that play on every jump

Replying to the post is the exact opposite of "ignoring" you mongoloid

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I mean, you could've used a phoenix down on aerith too, but clearly the writers didn't want that.
I'm all for more open games but how they want it is how you get it unless you can mod it