Is it her power armor? Her blonde hair? Or her uncharacteristically fat ass?
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September 21, 2019 - 06:39
The fat ass for sure. I mean, how many people talk about her big boobs? And how many people talk about how fat her butt is?
September 21, 2019 - 06:45
Maybe because this is an Amerimutt board
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The fact that she’s a terrible portrayal of a woman and any attempt to make her an accurate portrayal of a woman results in people bitching >hurdur muh chozo dna There are genetically modified goats that produce spider silk in their milk. They still act like fucking goats >hurdur muh genderless bird upbringing David Reimer was raised as girl by a complete sick fuck and we all know that didn’t take and he knew he was a dude. Are you to tell me the same wouldn’t happen to Jane Metroid over here?
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September 21, 2019 - 07:03
All female characters are sexualized
September 21, 2019 - 07:11
the answer is both latex and her armour
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September 21, 2019 - 07:37
>fat ass is in the lead How many IP addresses does Sybb have?
September 21, 2019 - 07:53
Jesus fucking Christ, Sybb.
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But I'm the guy that likes the armor on her, you Swedish faggot.
September 21, 2019 - 08:08
So you're the armorfag who pretends to not be attracted by women in games?
September 21, 2019 - 08:12
>fat ass She doesn't have a fat ass.
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Being hot and being in some of the best video games ever made
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I want samus to step on my balls
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Clearly it's because of THE BABY
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September 21, 2019 - 08:31
I'm pretty sure its her backtracking and reveal as a girl.
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Call me a faggot all you want, but Samus is the only female character I don't like getting sexualized, I'll always see her as the bounty hunter in the suit.
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Where's the "for being in Smash Bros." option? You know, the same reason Ness and Captain Falcon are still "popular"
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DO NOT REPLY TO SYBB THREADS HIDE SYBB THREADS
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To the guy posting the skating maids you're based and redpilled
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It's official, Samus has a fat ass!
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OK, she has a big ass but it's a firm ass not a fat ass imo.
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Do you know why women get big butts, user?
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Someone contact Tony Hawk and tell him we need a new game.
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I'm no ACfag but I like that Samus is a professional woman and not some slut that you want her to be, Sybb, enjoy the skateboard maids, you Switish faggot.
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>maids on skateboards This is something I didn't know I wanted in my life.
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So, why did some of the images get deleted?
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[Super Mario Bros 2 music intensifies]
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BONUS ROUND
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