NOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE EGGPLANT

NOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE EGGPLANT

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MY GOD SOMEONE HELP THAT MAN

The dungeons are so fucking annoying.

>Why yes, I do wish to be tempura; what gave it away?

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The eggplant makes him stupid.

BUT... BUT WAHT ABOUT THAT WALL?

my eggplant makes me stupid too

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cursed image

NASU is more fun with the code. I wish that was the default bonus spawn rate.

image if palutena was hit by the eggplant spell haha

She's probably immune to most magic. I don't think "eggplant" ranks very high in the elemental spectrum.

what if it was a super powerful no-dodge spell?

imagine if palutena ate the eggplant Pit haha

I actually played NASU a lot.
I like really simple games.

Why is it called a eggplant?

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I hate those things so much

Underrated

No idea. It looks so fucking weird though. Does anyone know what it tastes like?

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wtf? is this some kind of fetish thing

Tempura wizards and mimicuties appear way too early in the game for such terrifying enemies.

>Does anyone know what it tastes like?

yes

n.. no?

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tastes amazing when grilled whole, or cut into medallions. Can be a bit slimy if you're not into that.

slimy isn't always bad

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Just dodge, bro.

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But I want to do dash shots so I'm already mid-dodge. Also my joypad looks like this from 9.0 dodging.

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Dodge has invicibility frames and are easily spammable if your powerlevel is low.

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not always possible

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>Tempura wizards and mimicuties appear way too early in the game for such terrifying enemies.
Did you mean to type Ornes and Clubberskulls

i want kid icarus to be nintendo's run and gun

>Sakurai will keep on directing Smash games until he dies
>Sequels to Air Ride and Uprising never ever

never said it needed to be directed by sakurai
the guys who did samus returns or something could be behind it

LOOKIN' GOOD

That's a one-way ticket to fuck-it-over town almost everytime.

I kinda wish he'd hand smash off to somebody else and focus on KIU

God I want to eat him so badly

So, how does a TemPITra taste like?

Leggplant

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