Why are there no bisexual dating sims?

Bisexual people dont exist

As a bisexual, latios and latias are my favorite pokemon.

shit
guess I gotta fade into the ether now

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based and bipilled

Because there are no bisexuals, fag.

imagine cutting off half the worlds population from your sexual pleasure just because your afraid of a peenus weenus

Imagine being so far gone that taking dick in your ass is remotely appealing.

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all fictional characters should be heterosexual (all real people too)

reminder that "traps" and "femboys" DO NOT exist
reminder that trap and futa hentai is gay
reminder that everyone will be straight again in 10 years when the fad's over

imagine thinking anal feels bad just because your sunday school teacher said gays go to hell

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imagine thinking anal feels good

Bi is not real lmao faggot.

so all of those feminine boys that get posted on /gif/, and the ones you can regularly see in real life just don't exist? I imagined them? what about all the passing traps on grindr? another figment of my own thoughts?
t. Atlanta fag, and still see passable traps weekly

>so all of those feminine boys that get posted on /gif/,
>what about all the passing traps on grindr?
just gay males or trannies, nothing feminine or passing about them
>and the ones you can regularly see in real life just don't exist?
now that's what I cal delusion

The KFC VN is looking like it'll be bisexual

a trap is a gay male user. A trap is not a tranny. A trap enjoys his penis and also enjoys taking dick. Generalization isn't going to get you anywhere.
>now thats what I call delusion
if you went outside 1 time in your life and look'd around you'd see how degenerate the world has become

gay males are gay males
traps aren't real

now thats what i call delusion

>no u

I'm probably going to have sex with my gay friend soon but have only fucked girls. Any advice Yea Forums? He's really cute...

call him a fag for wanting to and then suck his dick

since he's not real my main advice would be to stop ERPing on Yea Forums

Is "bisexuals aren't real" one of the weirdest and most retarded memes in recent memory? Talk about actual cope.

Bisexuality isn't a real sexual orientation. You are either straight or gay, if you're bi you're just a lonely, desperate, degenerate individual who is controlled by your sick perversion. People like you literally need to be hung on a rope.

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Trap originally referred to trannies. Image macros of Admiral Ackbar shouting "It's a trap!" were posted in response to pictures of what seemed to be women but were actually trannies.
See also: "That's a man, baby!"

The zoomer usage of trap is from poor translations of the Japanese otokonoko culture.

Petah get down here!
Ahhh what’s wrong louis?
It’s 6pm and you haven’t fed quagmire yet!
Ehehehhe my bad I’ll head down to the basement now.
Wakey wakey quaggy!
Wh- oh... no I’m still here...
*peter unbuckles his belt, his flabby arse falling out like a waterfall of ruined flesh*
Peter please... please... I- I just wanna see my family again
*peter kicks over the chair, smiling down at the malnourished quagmire as he squats over his face, the rotund spectacle blocking nearly all light as poor quagmire can only stare up at the now widening pucker of peter griffin*
OPEEEN WIDEEEEE
*BRRRAAAAPPPP PFFFRRRTFTFTF PPPPOOPPBBB SWEWWE PRRRRBBBT*
Ble- ahh AAHHHHHHH PETER PLE-
*PLOP POLOP BRRAAAAAPPPPP BBBREEEW PRRRREAAAAAPPPPP*
I-I’m gonna be sick again... peter please let me g-
*BRREAPPPPPOPO POPPPFTTFTR*
Mmmhmm yeah quaggy eat that shit! God I feel like when I met tom cruise that one time at the wheat convention! Oh FUCK quagga here comes the motherlode!
*you can smell the rancid, rotting shit well before it even pokes its vile head from peters stretched hole, the godless log slowly pushes apart peters elastic pucker as if descends into the mouth of dear quagmire, it’s abhorrent, filthy smell choking the air, as the worm laden horror slips over quagmires teeth*
gurgle- choke- gurgle- ack- p-Pete-
*BRRRRAPPOOOOO PPPLPDPDPDPPDPTNRBTNBTBRBRBBRBR BRRRp*
*quagmire looks near death as he chews and swallows the log, as more vile fumes and particles collide with his face, he swallows every chunk, his face pale and his eyes blurred*
Wheeze, cough... peter please... let me go... I... don’t want to die like this.... please
*peter lowers his behemoth rump, the flesh flowing into every mold of quagmires face like a downpour, enveloping his every sense*
Time for desert quaggy
*BRRRAAAAPPPPPP*
The toxic cloud pierces quagmires nervous system to the core, and he slowly suffocates on peters fart, losing consciousness only to wake up at the same time, same place tomorrow*

Neither is gay, you insecure faggot.

imagine being this delusional to think you're way is the only way to live

Kill me, Pete.

T. Someone who is cucked either by only fuckin men or woman

All humans are essentialy bisexual we only are the most natural humans out there
Cavemen didnt give a shit if they fucked a woman or man
Its only part of modern human culture like all great things in life like drugs, tv and weapons
Straight and gay fags day of the rope is coming soon

Being gay is a legitimate orientation, It's a mental illness though. Gay is not natural in nature without having something wrong with biological chemistry.

I'm fine with many peoples ways of life, but your reasons for choices are too abhorrent for society. If there were huge population of individuals like you that gave in to their disgusting desires we'd all fall into degeneracy and society would implode on itself. You're an abomination.

>since he's not real

lmao ok buddy nice cope

I do exist though

Cavemen also ate termites and starved to death at 25 because their teeth were eroded by termite acid.
It's only natural.

>anything other than straight
>natural

Yes thats all natural
So your argument is? No seriously i dont get what you are trying to say here
Technicly everything that occurs on earth is natural

Plenty of otome games have a bi route retard

Based and petepilled.

This

because the point of those game are selfinserting

T. Gay fag who is scared of woman because they used to bully him

Bisexuals frighten insecure straights/gays because they're relatable. They like the same things you like, but also like the thing you don't like, which puts you in danger of actually understanding another type of person. It takes away the alienness that validates your stubborn hatred for the other tribe, you realize that they're actually a human that's pretty similar to you in a lot of ways.

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bisexuals are pretty much always gays who occasionally desire sex with the opposite gender in my experience
also all women are slightly gay

>miles
>homo
i hate PW fandom

>also all women are slightly gay
cringe fapfic poster

There's a fandom?

I fucking hate bisexual men. It's even gayer then actually being gay because you're a straight dude who actually loves women but you're such a giant desperate fucking faggot that you'll take it up the ass just for fun. Gays are bad but bisexual people make them look straight.

What do you guys meant when you say that bisexuals don't exist?

bumping this shitty thread for my entertainment

Came here to say this. Fire emblem.

I never saw a proper tranny in real life

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Gay

They're either shitty EVNs or are untranslated, but they do exist if you look hard enough for them.

Because not even ZQ is willing to make one.

I don't understand why people think bisexuals don't exist. How hard is it to imagine that a person could like more than one thing?

who said they didnt exist? not that i don't believe someone said that but that's simply not the case. it's just that is basically correct in that its like 90%(or more) straight guys just flirting with the idea of being bi(sometimes desperation, sometimes pure curiosity)
also like, if you find a "bi" guy that also yearns for something like mono or thinks its possible, know you've found a genuinely confused man

tinderbox

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I have never seen a tranny or a nigger in my entire life even once. I'm 28.

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Funny how even today, most 'bisexual' characters I see today are depicted as slutty fuck-em-alls. Even more so than fags, guess they really are the bottom of the barrel.

I've never seen a tranny or known anyone who claims to not be heterosexual in real life, are they only in America or something?

Your gaydar is broke or most people are just straight-gay enough to not be noticed by people around them, prideshit ain't that common outside muricas.

they literally molest each other all the time dude

based doujin reader

coworker (female) told me all this playful teasing is primarily done for male attention
sounds like bullshit, but I believe it

t. never went outside

Why is it any time that someone mentions bisexuals you get a bunch of
>BISEXUALITY ISN'T REAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
posts? What exactly is it that triggers people so?

>Have entire board for lgbt
>decide instead to post on game board

Wtf is wrong with gays?

Why are monos so scared of bisexuality?

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Sexuality is part of modern gaming

Based elfposter

imagine having your anus so prolapsed that you think putting a man's penis inside it is enjoyable

What's the point? You only pick one in the end. You want a girl play a typical romance VN, want a boy play an otome or BL.

>he's never had a prostate orgasm

you can be gay in skyrim what more do you demand

>reee I've suppressed any attraction I feel to the same sex, why can't you do the same?
>reee the guy I hooked up with on grindr said he doesn't want a relationship, can you believe it? Probably dating a femoid, fucking biscum

It's all so predictable.

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no faggots in vidya thanks

What is Fire Emblem 3house?

>dude LITERALLY everyone is bisexual and lying to themselves
>your personal experience? bullshit!
>i don't understand why biphobia is so rampant we dindu nuffin
It's all so predictable.

Only acceptable if it's shota or trap.

Why are there so few bisexual porn parodies
Gimee the bivengers
Actually speaking of capeshit porn when does that captain marvel one come out