Serious question

Honestly my degeneracy has spiraled out of control over the last few years so yes, absolutely.

fpbp

Isn't it a guy

Cassandra Lee Morris's voice makes me diamonds so of course, it all started with Edea

>tfw if you looked hard enough, you could probably get a line of "Morgana" saying "Ball Buster"

>8+ hot girls of various ages and types to fawn over
>I WANNA FUCK THE BOBBLEHEAD CAT

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I want her to say "Mrgrgr" while swallowing my dick
Variety is the spice of life, user.

Yes, but only in his real world form

i would pet and cuddle

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Why would I go after the girls? I want to choke on Morgana's barbed dick

i'd punt it into the path of an incoming truck

Serious answer: yes, and I'd even let him fuck me.

I'd Anything at this point, I'm so sad bros
also video games

Yes, and...?
She also makes my dick diamond hard as Lappy.

I want to fuck Marie while she's in the Lappy suit so god damn bad holy shit

No, I want to KEK the cat, not fuck it. Teach that faggot not to make me hit the hay when I dont want. Fucking wild card baby I dont let that shit go

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Petah get down here!
Ahhh what’s wrong louis?
It’s 6pm and you haven’t fed quagmire yet!
Ehehehhe my bad I’ll head down to the basement now.
Wakey wakey quaggy!
Wh- oh... no I’m still here...
*peter unbuckles his belt, his flabby arse falling out like a waterfall of ruined flesh*
Peter please... please... I- I just wanna see my family again
*peter kicks over the chair, smiling down at the malnourished quagmire as he squats over his face, the rotund spectacle blocking nearly all light as poor quagmire can only stare up at the now widening pucker of peter griffin*
OPEEEN WIDEEEEE
*BRRRAAAAPPPP PFFFRRRTFTFTF PPPPOOPPBBB SWEWWE PRRRRBBBT*
Ble- ahh AAHHHHHHH PETER PLE-
*PLOP POLOP BRRAAAAAPPPPP BBBREEEW PRRRREAAAAAPPPPP*
I-I’m gonna be sick again... peter please let me g-
*BRREAPPPPPOPO POPPPFTTFTR*
Mmmhmm yeah quaggy eat that shit! God I feel like when I met tom cruise that one time at the wheat convention! Oh FUCK quagga here comes the motherlode!
*you can smell the rancid, rotting shit well before it even pokes its vile head from peters stretched hole, the godless log slowly pushes apart peters elastic pucker as if descends into the mouth of dear quagmire, it’s abhorrent, filthy smell choking the air, as the worm laden horror slips over quagmires teeth*
gurgle- choke- gurgle- ack- p-Pete-
*BRRRRAPPOOOOO PPPLPDPDPDPPDPTNRBTNBTBRBRBBRBR BRRRp*
*quagmire looks near death as he chews and swallows the log, as more vile fumes and particles collide with his face, he swallows every chunk, his face pale and his eyes blurred*
Wheeze, cough... peter please... let me go... I... don’t want to die like this.... please
*peter lowers his behemoth rump, the flesh flowing into every mold of quagmires face like a downpour, enveloping his every sense*
Time for desert quaggy
*BRRRAAAAPPPPPP*
The toxic cloud pierces quagmires nervous system to the core, and he slowly suffocates on peters fart, losing consciousness only to wake up at the same time, same place tomorrow*

How tiny would your cock have to be to fuck a cat?