Play Touhou

I'm pretty sure that's just because regular trainers are underleveled as shit. Doesn't help dungeons are fucking mazes, so what would be a superb game ends getting pretty dull. And then a major boss comes in and you're evenly matched level-wise and you may or may not get your shit kicked in.

unironically want to try this series. Where’s the best place to start?

Get the games off moriyashrine or torrent. Start with EoSD, PCB, or IN

6,7,8 or 10 would be the standard replies. 16 and 17 are pretty good starting points too. Controls are pretty simple: arrow keys to move, hold Z to fire, X uses a bomb, shift makes your chatacter focus. Focus means you move slower, so it's best used for precise movement, however, your shot (usually) gets stronger (albeit narrower) when focused, so it's also good to kill stuff quick. Also there's this thing called streaming where you guide a bunch of bullets aimed at you by tapping the direction you want to dodge, sidestepping the bullets. There's more to explain but you could just look it up.

>tfw there will never be an expansion with all the newhus

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Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil

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Why would I want to play 2hu?

>draw Luna
>gets her hazelnut mouth wrong

ONE JOB

because if you don't, you're a square

Good music

I should add that 6 is the first game in the current canon. It also has more primitive bullet patterns, which makes it beginner friendly. Marisa B is probably the best shot for beginners, since it has high damage while having the by far best bomb in the game. At first, try to just clear all the stages (using all continues). Once you've cleared the stages like this, you'll have unlocked them in practice mode, at which point you should use practice mode to get good enough at each stage to clear the game without a continue (a 1CC). It took me like 3 weeks to 1CC the game, but I didn't play too intensively. I would recommend taking breaks from the game if you start to play badly.

Kill yourself.

lame.

A TOUHOU THREAD?
LOOK AT THIS CAT

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I want to play with Reimu

This cat looks like an experienced gunsmith.

Abridged translation
>Sakuyasan, would you like to pet the cat?
>Not really...
>*Squishy paw touch*
>*Mind blown*
>Eh? Sakuyasan..? Saaakuyasaaan..?

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k

Star on

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Redownloaded EoSD yesterday, Reimu A is so fucking easy compared to Marisa B, what a shame I prefer the latter to a huge extent.
Still can't beat Flan.

NEW CHAPTER WHEN

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Nice.

Reimu B is a lot better than A for Flandre. The power sacrifice on Flandre and Patchy isn't worth it when the stage portions are mostly streaming.

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This And don't be saying you can just go and listen to the music in Youtube because you'd completely miss the impact of so many god tier themes if you don't play the games.

Less than a week to go

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Stop sexualizing faeries

No.

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never

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ok

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Reimu is for Marisa.

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Never Akyuu.

Yukari is Reimu's secret mistress.

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So smart

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Why not both?

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Reimu knows it's wrong but she can't resist.

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>think I want to play touhou because of cute grills
>look up gameplay
>its just some arcade bullshit
well that was a letdown

SA is too hard
Send help

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Play Reimu A.

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Give me an order to play the games, then.

my loli vampire gfs

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Don't do it man.

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worth it.

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>What should I do?
Rape.

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6>7>8>whatever>(10>11>12)>whatever
Those first are both iconic and easy, and the some characters get reocurring appearances.
Meanwhile those last three have a very different Continue system that may require some experience from your part.
Fill the whatever with any other game, no order is needed, but if you want you can go chronologically.
Also there's the first five ones but those need emulation and are almost non-canon
And the spinoffs are nice every once in a while.

Reimu is in MtG!

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Neko miko reimu aishiteru

negro mike reimu

Source?

Sleeping!

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dynasty-scans.com/chapters/one_kiss_for_you_the_maid_with_nightly_colors

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Based.

Why my peanus weenus ;)

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K, I'll give it a shot. Thanks user

upity

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its a sin how little doujin of them there is

want

I hope they deliver again, Luna Nights was great

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get fucked remi

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its not the same studio, its a one man project by tea_basira

get fucked nitori

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already did eosd what other title should i go next?

get fucked flan

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Just pick one that looks fun

youtube.com/watch?v=uZOY1LXlUvk
You get overleveled as fuck on the midgame, but rival trainers pick up levels pretty fast by the endgame and the elite four will most likely end overleveling you.

>elite four
Are you talking about the mod or the standalone

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soon

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>not knowing music from hakurei shrine is from ZUN albums
kys

youtube.com/watch?v=uMGs6eQybkw
>ZUN albums
It's Spring Lane ~ Colorful Path

I hate it

Why is touhou music so fucking good lads how did he do it?

you are dumb nigger
you are blackest gorilla monkey i ever seen
youtube.com/watch?v=uZOY1LXlUvk

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dont reply to me ever again

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The PUREST

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>my wife doesn't have this shit fetish
feels good man

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pcb

How's the gameplay of this kusoge? I literally know nothing of it

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But there is already an expansion?

Great fucking thread bros

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you press "auto" button and it plays itself

Is chen still Yea Forums's favorite cat?

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maybe

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>/pol/ memecat
get out

He took full advantage of synthesized instruments and made them play absurd things to great dramatic effect

Then what's the point?

>chen
>/pol/
You're thinking of Momiji

>/pol/memecat
not him but what? I though momiji was /pol/ favorite 2hu

Unironically off yourself

>chen
>/pol/
???

Based

Fuck off

Umbrellafuckers unite

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Are youkai even capable of aging physically? I thought they were stuck in one form forever.

Thoughts on this?
youtube.com/watch?v=hXmQDpTY6io

>trannyflameflandre

>that trumpet countermelody

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give me a quick rundown

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LEAKING LIKE A SIEVE

Take a joke faggot.
>he keeps track of all 2hus instead of ones that matter: Scarlet mansion, hell and shrine
lm@ing at u

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youtube.com/watch?v=jnA3mJckxpM

>MERELY PRETENING
now fuck off

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Just take the L

Why is molesting Reimu so good? It should be the Gensokyo national pastime.

>Become Yukari's shikigami in exchange for safety after entering the border.
>Work at the SDM as a butler. Sakuya is your immediate superior.
>Study medicine at Eientei. You are at the bottom rung of the totem pole.
>Become associate editor of the Bunbunmaru Weekly.
>Become associate editor of the Kakashi Spirit News.
>Manage the Prismriver Sisters band.
>Manage the Choujuu Gigaku.
>Become a cook at Mystia's food stand.
>Work as staff in Former Hell's nuclear power plant.
>Become an assistant in a Kappa lab. Your job consists mostly of deciphering what the kappa perceive as instructions.
>Work at Kourindou. Room and board is provided in exchange for answering Kourin's many many many many questions about the outside world.
>Apprentice as a magician under Alice.
>Apprentice as a magician under Marisa.
>Open up a shop in the human village.
>Become a butler at the Hieda estate.
>Become a teacher at Keine's school (only applicable if (you) actually applied yourself in school).
>Fairysit for people who need the little fuckers distracted while they go about their business.
>Say "fuck it" and try to become a hermit innawods somewhere.
Choose.

How is it that Chen is so weak? As Ran's and Yukari's shikigami she should be strong as fuck because both of them are strong, right?

Take your nigger speak back to twitter

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Where is working as a research assistant under Patchouli-sensei?

Marisa cant be that bad

which one provides me with the most philosophical knowledge and hot steamy sex?

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that video awakened me to feet

>Apprentice as a magician under Marisa.
>Become an assistant in a Kappa lab. Your job consists mostly of deciphering what the kappa perceive as instructions.
Either one of these two.
Either I become a mage, or I fuck Nitori raw

Ran runs Ubuntu, Chen runs Gentoo

She's Ran's shikigami, so she's the shikigami of a shikigami.

It's a part and parcel of being staff at the SDM.

Who wins in a fight between Orin and Chen?

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>or I fuck Nitori raw
You're in luck, Nitori loves to eat ass. You may find the experience far less enjoyable than she does, however.

>Practice singing and arouse one of the sages
Literally the most cluterfuck of a myth in the series.

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How come Chen's soul wasn't deleted by the shikigami like Ran's was?

Either working at Kourindou or apprenticing under one of the magicians

Because Ran treats Chen the way she would like to be treated. No abuse, no deleting "bugs", she just loves her and lets her be, even if she's kind of useless.

The kitsune isn't deleted, just subsided. Yukari just did a better installation

64-bit or 32-bit?

That's even worse. That means that the kitsune is fully conscious but trapped within it's own mind as the shikigami uses it's body like a puppet. The fuck did it do to deserve that kind of hell?

i didn't need to see that today

because your epic boosted waifu shits on someone else waifu thats the point of gacha games

what is this spell card called?

"off-model hentai is a sin"

Thighs of Judgement

TAKE IT BOY

that doesn't seem to follow the naming convention!

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>*ahem* FUCK Eirin and FUCK Tewi and FUCK Reisen and FUCK Kaguya and FUCK rabbits and FUCK lunarians
how do you respond?

who are you quoting

Name one time when Yukari abused Ran.

Sure I guess

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Sounds like a better deal than being made a braindead retard by Okina if you ask me

Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red.

>replying to the wrong person
Based Redditor who doesn't know how the website even works

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>bunbunmaru fake news
wow it's fucking nothing

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I will now inform you of hidden Touhou lore.

In SSiB, the rabbits at Eientei praise Lord Daikoku for saving the White Rabbit. Tewi is the White Rabbit. This is a reference to the tale of the white rabbit, which features Ookuninushi, who helped the White Rabbit in healing. Daikoku was also sealed by the Lunarians, and is the father of Takeminakata (Kanako). Mahakala is both Daikokuten and Matarajin. Therefore, all the earth rabbits worship Okina.

This has been your Touhou lore PSA.

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I tried, it's too dependent on mechanical skills, which i do not posses.

>having your body being forcibly possessed by a spirit
Your soul is still alive. Being trapped inside your body that you can't even control sounds terrifying. Basically an eternal coma except instead of being frozen another asshole is controlling your body. Okina just mind controls her slaves, but at least they still own their body.

Why is the White Rabbit such a shit?

I know everyone here hates chanta, but can someone translate this?

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If Ran is just supposed to be a living computer for Yukari's use, why did Yukari bother programming her with free will and the ability to back-sass her?

So she can be evil and feel masochistic later
see

Is a problem that i want to become a hermit?

Yes

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Chen!
On the computer!!!

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Same reason people used Arch Linux

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Kokeeee!
youtube.com/watch?v=ltGjAXDj3JQ

Beware of the fairies!

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who is the ayylmao behind her?

This isn't /jp/ desu
>We can quote whatever we want

He's referring to Makai, which is a mechanical parallel to the League for PDP.

>that neck
Jesus

Patchi's shot type is my favorite one in that game. Being able to cycle through shot angles was pretty fun.

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>a oldhag who has a short lifespawn says that "don't fuck fairies muh based human"

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Associate editor or Kourindou both sound pretty comfy.

It's not 2013 anymore, Arch is more stable than Ubuntu at this point

Arch is more stable that Windows 10 lmao

Natto is fucking disgusting

god

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Reminder that Okina canonically hosted educational live sex show

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Is Junko coming onto me with this statement?

What are you talking about

Is Eirin the worst boss in Gensokyo?

Why does Alice need happy dream pills?

Okina is an incarnation of the buddha amidhabha as a bodhisattva and teaches people how to escape reincarnation
this turned into a temple that studied reincarnation by impregnating the priestess
then it got banned

Mods this belong in /jp / do your job for once.

Video games belong on Yea Forums.

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that's pretty much the future when sex doll technology advances and starts to get mainstream

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You're assuming they don't get banned before then.

sex with 'gasa!

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press X, at least 45 times
boom easy 1cc

Play MarisaC. Good Damage and forgiving bomb. Tons of buffer for mistakes

I want a fairy wife, dudes

Play Shanghai.exe

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Cancelled and dead.

Isn't /jp/ keeping it on life support?

How do you respond?

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>No thanks, I'm already married to Mokou

Anyone know the Marisa Van Houten rap video?
Denki Den-Den-Denki? That one

but i don't have any clay on me

I AM THE LAW

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>Alabama
>unknowingly
Sure it was.

>舞華蒼魔鏡 got released on steam
>decide to check it out because finally there's translation for this old-ass fangame
>mostly same game as it was all those years back, except one thing
>in model viewer, in old version, you could rotate models all you want, and if by chance that meant you'd see some BLOOMERS, Sakuya's chibi would pop-up and cover up everyting
>in this version, you can barely tilt camera vertically at all
There ALREADY WAS CENSORSHIP, Sony, there was both a graphical effect that covers things up, and everyone wore a clothing article that entirely covers entire fucking region of body so hard you can't even estimate if it's woman or man. I can walk out on balcony right now and fucking see someone walking on street in clothes FAR less decent than those fucking bloomers.

WAY too many frills

Sorry little girl, I'm already married to my cute umbrella wife

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which 2hu wud u impreg?

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fuck off, frillpunk is based

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sorry buddy 2hu is rated E for everyone

I wish I were as based and brave as this guy

Are you talking about that horizontal game on the switch and ps4 with the accessory stuff?
I saw the trailer with the censor face, can't believe they are pulling a FFXV with model viewer.

i wish i new some based black touhou bros.

He looks comfy.

Based m0k0-tan

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have a drink v

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I wanna buy some character DLC for Genso Wanderer
Anything I should know about them, like if they’re just unlocked later and I’d just pay to get them early?

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you druged it

help me eirinnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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>dlc for 2hu fangame
so this is doujin spirit huh.......

why are they bleeding?

Does JP PSN store have a substantial more touhou games? I bought bullet ballet and dlc for ps4 yesterday and wondered if I should make a JP account.

t.kaguya

EIRIN EIRIN

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I punched them in their stupid fucking faces

>it's a Patchy derails another run episode
Stupid fucking lava and mercury poison it looks a lot easier than it is and I never bomb when I should

If I drink that would I die?

>just bomb bro :)
Patchy is the harder one, stage 5 isn't that bad.
Try beating patchy with around 3~4 lives.
That should be enough for both Sakuya and Remilia.

Never too many frills.

dolls?
they look like dolls

explain yourself why you havent 1cc every 2hu game atleast on normal

Yeah I'm starting to understand that it just feels bad to spend bombs in only stage 4.
But Sakuya isn't that bad and after the hell that was Yuyuko in PCB Remilia is just like... that's it? So I'm sure I'll be fine if I can just stop fucking up
I'm suspecting that my Patchy problems might be coming from expecting the hitboxes to be more forgiving than they actually are

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I don't like bullet hell shooters that much.

twitter.com/chitandaneko/status/1120603586637918209?lang=en

SA, UFO and LOLK are fucking me up

I don't have to explain shit cuz I already did

DDC's stage portions pisses me off

If you're having trouble, you could download the patch that makes the characters have a visible hitbox.

It's almost like she's a Frandoll

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I'm not autistic enough to keep playing through the same game again and again until I finally find a way to pass through insane danmaku.

Like this?

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My arrow keys are shit so my attention splits between dodging and making sure I don't press up or down by accident because those keys are tiny.

Have only 1CCd 7, 8, 9 and 17. As soon as I beat Saki I'll grind 6.

>insane
>on normal

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What is it like to fug a cosplayer?

Do you ever feel you're actually fugging the character she's cosplaying as?

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where are all the men in gensokyo? I only see them in porn doujins, do little girls in this world reproduce asexually or what?

what are those dangly Christmas tree things in some of the 2hus?

any good supplimentary material like manga/fangames to check out after I play the games? luna nights looks sick

can you get used to playing these with a controller? I wish I could map the buttons to the numpad but this goddam chiclet laptop keboard has arrow buttons that are ridiculously tiny, its a pain in the ass

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name 3 touhou characters
you cant

Well yeah, they already have names and it's rude to give them new ones.

Check this trick

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Maybe anyone knows this - did Ghost Hunter Reimu get english patch?

>where are all the men in gensokyo?
Nameless villagers, for the most part.

>do little girls in this world reproduce asexually or what?
It's never brought on the table. But most characters in the series have very long lifespans so reproduction is a meme. And youkai literally pop up under certain circumstances.

>what are those dangly Christmas tree things in some of the 2hus?
Silly hats are core Gensokyo culture.

>any good supplimentary material like manga/fangames to check out after I play the games?
There's a bunch of official manga/print works and a fuckload of non-H doujins, many of them worth reading. And decent fan games yes.

>can you get used to playing these with a controller?
Never tried, but probably yes.

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Explain to me again why Yea Forums hates Sanae so much

>Silly hats are core Gensokyo culture.
I mean the dangly bits that look like wings on their backs

Sanae a slug

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There aren't that many winged 2hus.

>complaining about frills in Touhou

Dressed as a girl, he had more balls than any of us

>you will never have a black brotha touhou fag you can plow in the ass while he is cosplaying as your favorite character

this world is cruel

That's called good character design

Because I still haven't learned Rin

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We don't

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:D

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how do Sanae's armpits compare to Reimu's?

instantly apprentice under marisa
one day I hope to convince her to plan a grand heist on the greatest target of all, yukari's house

Do you even know where Yukari's house is?

Who is the better pet: Okuu or Rin?

Presumably Mayohiga or however you spell it considering Chen class it "our home" in PCB. Now finding it if you're deliberately looking for it might be hard though.

Inferior imitation.

So.......

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tumbnail of this picture looks strange

I want to mami Mamizou's mamis.

I have to go return some video tapes.

Play HRtP

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>like the SDM cast
>working there would probably involve butchering humans to make pastries

Working at Kouridou sounds kind of fun,

If i was able to make a game it would be a Recettear clone managing Kourindou and trying to convince natives that they absolutely must buy various crap

>chen
>/pol/
what the fuck

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I'm honestly surprised nobodies done that yet.

Yukari's house is an "Old Mansion located on the edge of Gensokyo"
I'm sure it wouldn't take Marisa that long to find it, especially knowing what kind of goodies are in there
hell, there's always Yuuka's house as a second target

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is there are 2hu that dont suck cocks?

normal cocks or futa cocks

Faggot

Shimmy is to smol to suck cock

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I have and I suck at it because of my vision

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Rinnosuke

fucking loser

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how does one man manage to be good at character desing but bad at drawing at the same time

not mine fag

guess you haven't read that doujin where suika uses her as a onahole

I'm weird in that I don't tend to read many porn doujins of Touhou it just feels wrong

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Auto-fellatio

Fucking beautiful woman I want to make my wife

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your gay

I used to be like that too

Then once I started, I couldn't stop. There's just too much content.

Keep your innocence for as much as you can m8

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Why do you avoid the series' only appeal?

>bad at drawing
Soul > Loomis

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This is my chubby bunny wife

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youtube.com/watch?v=xPdpMf_E_Dc

Ive played it but im wondering what you guys think of this?

No sane man would take shit jobs like working in the Former Hell over safe (and probably very well paid) jobs like becoming a butler for the Hiedas.

If I wasn't so retarded I would be playing this rightnow

I only wank to Sanae because that's all she's good for

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I ain't watching that. I like UT but the fanbase is the biggest cancer I've ever fucking seen

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Aw thats fair but you are missing out on someones hard work and care

but thats absolutely fair too

>undertrash
not even bothering to watch it

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>Here take a god damn picture, and tell spike lee hes a god damn nigger!"-hatate

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no need to be so rude about it, just wanted to see what you all though thats all

Best oni, second best sage.

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Christ, what a pig.

Did hater an hero or what?

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Which 2hu has the best feet

>give character long hair
>design improves twofold

Oi m8, the game is good and Toby is a good boy.

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Look at those CANON tiddies

T-Title?

Hands down the best plot twist in the series thus far. ZUN really outdid himself with this one.

Thoughts?

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I hate footfags

Toby hangs out with ZUN
who knows
maybe we are getting a cameo at some point, that will cause some autist rage unlike anything I have ever seen

SAKUYA-SAN
SAKUYA-SAN
CLEANING STOP
SAKUYA-SAN
SAKUYA-SAN
ROOM
CLEANING
STOP

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Fair point

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I'm not that young anymore. The autism produced by such an event could kill me

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reminder that after first hand experience with his fetish zin's drawings have been featuring it increasingly less

people keep saying this and there's no source for it

Don't be such a gamer

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Play one of the fan games if you don't like the shmups?

Yeah I tried whacking to this marisa doujin one day and i felt like i was jacking off to my own sister

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Reminder that Sakuya sexually harasses her co-workers.

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see

notBenben

who?

Sorry, Yatsuhashi

who?

There was nothing inappropriate about this, mods.

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this bitch

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Play Azure Reflections / 舞華蒼魔鏡
It just came to Steam!

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I wish we had more Sakuflan works out there...

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Jugemu Jugemu Gokou no Surikire
Kaijari Suigyo no Suigyoumatsu Unraimatsu Fuuraimatsu
Kuuneru Tokoro ni Sumutokoro
Yaburakouji no Burakouji
Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shuuringan
Bakyu-n!
Shuuringan no Guurindai
Guurindai no Ponpokopi- no Ponpokona- no
Choukyuumei no Chousuke

Degenerates like you belong on a cross

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Where do I start?

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

F L A T
L
A
T

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Alice is gay

If a photo of angry ZUN existed, you would deserve it

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>in a touhou thread
>believing that women can beat the dick

youtube.com/watch?v=OiXX6-iVwfw

Based and blessed

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I really like Tenshi x Okuu. Kinda helps they're my top 2 Touhous.

It doesn't matter, since there are no real cocks in Gensokyo.

U sure?

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Make a good RPG and I will, fuck flash game-tier bullet hell garbage.

hey it was sfw

Out of the way peasants, best fangame coming through

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what can i say, it's a decent way to pass the time.
now answer the question

I refuse to play any fangame that butchers the personality of the characters

No such thing.

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Doesnt covering her ears with that hat make it hard to hear?

Yeah, I saw a dick

Name even a single 2hu besides Suwako that has canonically slept with a guy

Junko
Seiga
Watatsuki No Yorihime
Watatsuki No Torihime
Letty is Yuki-Onna so maybe?

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Lunarians are by definition pure so they never had heterosexual intercourse (yuri is pure)

Both of them have children
incest kids too
and one of them is married to the other's son

How do we repair her smile and sense of optimism?

fuck off okina fags

well fuck you too blimey

Why was ancient mythology so full of incest?

Mommy!

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greeks love that shit

Dear Mokou,

Fuck you.

Sincerely,
Kaguya

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>look up touhou doujins
>at least 80% are one or more of the following: futanari, shotacon, faceless men, drugs, prostitution
>close sadpanda, evening ruined
Why the fuck are doujin circles for touhou so fucking trashy and shitty?

Okina has many kids!

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2hu shotacon is really good quality tho

Exterminatus on the moon

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Dumb Undead, Vampires can't reproduce.

nyaa.si/view/979648
pastebin.com/hPmDczz6

Start with PCB. Always play on normal. Either pick IN as your next game or go chronologically after you're done with PCB.

SA was the lastest cool game.

youtube.com/watch?v=yPNUya8Hdg8
kino is back

Fill her empty void with another son

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Your sister is the superior one if I had a choice.

I don't know what they're saying so it's just helium noise with imagery. Not something I'd sit 15 min through.

then wait 5 months for captions

Wouldn't this be ineffective because vampires lack faith? The point of things like beans is they're a spiritual attack.

Kasen's might breasts are too strong even in SFW version.

get in here!
discord.gg/XTk73fM

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>futanari
Nice

no

You're going to hell

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I-is it Futo time?

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no

Then when?

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Ask tomorrow.

four hours from now
don't come back, stay in your /jp/ thread

I love hags.

here you go

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Glad to hear that, dearie.

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same, this one specifically

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i hope koishi goes into the trash too

I wish I was Japanese. Then I could make a shit game series with cute anime girls like touhou and neptunia and get NEETs money for life

Damn she's strong as hell.

Nazrin

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That user is just mean. She's clearly just taking them on a walk on their wheelchairs

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Le Smol Ratte

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>touhou and neptunia

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No one plays touhou, people just jack off to the waifus and commission art of various fetishes, such as obess patchouli

Where is Suwako?

She's clearly a loli, silly

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And water is wet

I already have so instead, I'm gonna explain why I didn't finish off SA and IN: my controller broke down ;_;
Now I became a secondary and started playing puppets, it's very fun.

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no, fuck you

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You shouldn't ever mention forbidden stuff like that. Nor even meld such words together.

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Yeah, Marisa has to be the least shittiest of all these dead end jobs. Sure you'd be sleeping on her floor and your diet would consist of mushrooms and wild herbs, but you'd also get to spend quality time pressing faces together with this cute witch while you both try to study out of the same tome, get dragged along into incidents and practice magic under the tutelage of a genki tomboy, as opposed to the cold bitch who would probably just make you study 95% of the time alone while she plays with dolls.

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No
It's Buddhism time

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I don't like the phantasmagorias. I'm having fun with every other game, but not these two.

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No dont do that to futo

But she had kids

Water isn't actually wet.

Yeah it's pretty great.

bug

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Is it just me or all of sumireko's doujins are fucked up somehow?

What crawled up your vagina?

Sumizoomy has more than that one Harasaki doujin?

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She's a chuuni bitch who feels like a Mary Sue considering she's a special snowflake psychic outsider who caused an extremely dangerous incident, got off with a slap on the wrist, and subsequently befriended a handful of significant individuals without even really trying, and later added onto her special snowflake status with "Gee, Sumireko! How come you get to have MULTIPLE Dream Selves?"

Play Touhou mods

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Tl?

>flower viewing party at the Hakurei Shrine
>Everyone drinking sake and having fun
>until the fairies of light show up
>they've got a magic scroll with them
>open it up and cast
>every single drop of alcohol vanishes spontaneously from the premises
>even the oni can't make more, it disappears as soon as they brew it
>"Haha, that'll teach you all to respect fairies!"
What happens next

Absolutely patrician taste

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UFO is actually a piece of shit game. Anyone who says they like it is just lying so they can act "hardcore" because they like one of the hardest games. It's just complete garbage. Nothing about it is good. It's the worst Touhou game in every way and there's no reason to play it

I would fug the bug

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And now that WBaWC is a thing, the gimmick's been outperformed and the "muh uniqueness" card no longer applies.

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I dont remember Eirin being that stacked

hardcore /ll/ rape

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was that you who shared that mega link with practice exes?
if so, how did you get sa's to work? all the others work for me except sa's.

>dude H Y P E R proportions
grotesque

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boobs get bigger during pregnancy fyi

SHIMMY

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>>>/reddit/

i heard he's a bit crazy

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Well he's black

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Well that ain't enough of a reason to turn her into brazilian bbq

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>that expression
uhh Yukari I think there's a bug in your code

>any good supplementary material like manga/fangames to check out after I play the games?

pastebin.com/Jc2e0wLm

There is no trick to the SA one, it should work like the others

It's a feature. She wants fluffy grandchildren

UFO has the best boss fights and one of the best soundtrack. The stages are shit though

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it didn't for me. copy-paste from the gameplay thread.

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anyone manage to get the sa spell practice exe to work? the one from mega.nz/#F!Ulw2kKpK!NGRXQaC7AxfQgygIBAPhKw. if so, how? alternately, can anyone confirm that it's also borked for them?

i've gotten all the others from there to work except for sa. sa gets past the loading screen then crashes at this exact point in the title screen every time; two beats of the title theme and it's dead. like with the others, i've confirmed that th11.dat is the jp file, and i even tried re-dling both the game (from the nyaa torrent) and the practice exe to make sure the files were good. tried running as administrator and tried compatibility mode for xp and win7 (running win8.1). even tried without pre-existing cfg and score files and with/without applocale and vpatch. i haven't tried booting in jp locale, but i'm hoping that isn't required since it wasn't for the others (and applocale is good enough for eosd). sa works just fine by itself; put many hours into it with no issues.

any ideas? also, does anyone know where these originally came from? i'm guessing that the mega is a re-upload, and maybe the sa exe somehow got corrupted, in which case the original upload might be good. in case it helps, sa exe has a file size of 696,320 bytes with an md5 of b26b9b6ee97a2e055cdaadd59a110c8c.
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since then i've also tried with the english hardpatch. same deal.

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i hope she appears more just to make faggots like you seethe
cope, UFO is a great game and you're probably just a shitter that can't handle a little memorization to get the right ufos

>Yukari
>Okina
>Kasen
Who wins in a fight between Gensokyo's sages?

My dick

ok
youtube.com/watch?v=JGvqIQbFNRI

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Ah yes, my onaholes have arrived

If I can give your sister one too, it's a deal.

*ahem*
>chanta

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Sup MaZe.

Good tune

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wtf who took away her bean

I like chanta, but I can't read japanese.

>>chanta

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what's this

I like Chanta, I like Ran and I like big titties

A fairy, an ordinary magician and a lonely dork

>Chanta

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If Alice wanted friends why doesn't she just move closer to the village and not be such a shut-in?

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wtf i love chanta now

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Nice try Abe.

I'm trying to 1cc WBaWC on hard instead, I already 1cc all other games on normal.

Because Seija sucks dick

How did Yukari ensnare her into her service?

I tried but it's too hard so I gave up and now I'm not allowed to like Touhou.

for me its ninniku

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>Sumireko being happy
delet

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she's in

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The library?

Destroy the moon and then give her another child.

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Flatter

let her be happy you big meanie

Sure, but she won't be less sexy because of that

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Finally it's Futo time

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Very nice

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>hOI! I'm Tewi! This is my friend, Tewi!
>hOI! I'm Tewi! And this is also my friend, Tewi!
>hOI! I'm Tewi! And don't forget about my other friend...
>Hi, I'm Reisen

exhentai.org/g/1485159/be4fb6583d/

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i don't get it

Where's the "become a monk at the Myouren temple" option at?

Thank you based user.

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People didn't like the newspapers so they put up a scarecrow

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oh i get it now, thank you user, sorry for being dumb

Does Aya deserve the bullying?

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Yes, journalists are scum

Yes, all of it

Depends do you "hate newspapers"?

Shion a cute

Kasen is always sfw. so is Kokoro

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Why do we hate Kokoro?

I wanna feed Shion a warm homecooked meal to see her shiny smiling face even if I end with a horrible stomachache next day!

>warm homecooked meal
WOW A BOWL OF RICE THANK