Any games with dynamic seasons?
Any games with dynamic seasons?
I saw a bitch with these proportions in real life today. The artist forgot the gut.
The Legend of Zelda Oracle of Seasons
Most game with farming simulator elements like Harvest Moon and Rune Factory.
unf
>artist draws themselves chubby/fat in the right places
>Absolute hambeast with a giant forehead IRL
MOMMY
You've got to be really fucking fat to have a fat forehead.
some people have more fat deposits in certain places
Oracle of seasons
Genetics be damned have you ever seen a skinny person with fat between their forehead and skull?
You can just tell she's really obese in real life.
Summer doesn't bother people who aren't obese
Fat people usually have thin greasy hair which accentuates their forehead, its disgusting
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Pokemon black and pokemon white
i dont care if shes a whale but the point shes making is right, summer is fucking bullshit, fucking normals creaming themselves over it are fucking subhumans i wish that vbssdfngik''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
u ok bro?
you dont live in the south you fucking reptile
I can't believe user is fucking dead.
not them but I have, there was a girl at my uni transfer who was thin as fuck but had a massive protruding forehead, like it was sticking out farther than her nose she looked alright aside from that though, really tall and nice frame. I wanted to speak to her but I was waiting in line for something
no because they are skinny
the fat deposits are the areas that a fat accumulates
some people have lots of fat deposits around their waist, around their theighs, sometimes a bit on the feet or the neck
I periodically see customers at my work who are fat and have fat on their foreheads, or chin, but mostly infrequently.
She heard you.
I need some h-manga so clench the thirst this picture has given me
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I JACK OFF IN MY ROOM
AND WILL HAVE SEX NEVER
FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER
Not him but I live in a tropical area and I can live just fine under the blazing sun and high humidity.
>tfw married
>know the site is shit
>still only lurk threads for porn
Just face it, its people like you who have made the site so shit that people would rather just look at porn.
That's the point, moron. I said that you need to be really fat to have a fat forehead. You corroborate and say that you see fat people with fat foreheads. You don't see skinny people with fat foreheads. Even most fat people don't have fat foreheads. Which is why having a fat forehead is extremely bizarre. It's not differences in genetics. Fat will only accumulate on your skull if your fat cell production is out of control. Full stop.
The only reason people associate summer with good times is because in most western school systems children get some of it off and so they've been conditioned to associate summer with fun and happy times. If we switched that to spring time people would rightfully recognize spring's superiority to summer.
Actually, I live in FL.
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>IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Shut the fuck up about fat. WHAT FUCKING GAMES HAVE SEASONAL CHANGES? JUST ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION YOU FUCKING ADD FAGGOTS
Bully
Spring and fall have never ever been like that. It's always just gray and slosh everywhere.
>Any games with dynamic seasons?
As in real time or just an in-game timetable? There have been some in the latter.
why is she fat?
So you have summer, dry summer, not-so-summer, and wet summer.
>post an image more interesting than the topic
try again, newfag
A-user?
Generation zero
you're not getting what I'm saying and that's fine
one day you'll understand without being spoonfed
Legend of zelda four seasons
harvest moon games
Only games i can think of that actually have mechanics tied to stations, rather than just being a signal that X time has passed or whatever
Harvest moon, Story of Seasons, Staedew Valley.. well, many of these farming games have comfy seasons. I wish I could experience winter IRL..
We usually average about 30F in winter, 80F in summer.
I understand what you're trying to say perfectly fine. You're not acknowledging what I'm fucking saying, dipshit. You need to be really fucking fat to have fat accumulating on your mother fucking forehead. Only extremely obese people have fat foreheads. This is not a genetic abnormality. It's morbid obesity. You cannot find me a single example of a person moderately overweight with a fat forehead. It doesn't fucking happen. Fat doesn't occur there under normal circumstances no matter what your genetics are.
Get that through your fat head.
It looks pretty at times, but you have all the hassles like needing to shovel, roads are more dangerous, needing to wear more clothes and it makes everything look ugly when the temperature gets warmer.
Summer wouldn't be so bad if I didn't live in the shadow of a mountain that blocks wind.
I'm normal weight and I have big trouble staying comfortable in summer even though I live well in temperate area with summer height temperatures around 80F max.
Is this Loss?
I love skiing, but normal life fucking blows in the winter.
>wake up in the morning and have to go wageslave
>oh fuck it snowed like crazy all night
>furiously shovel out car
>now have little time to do anything
>rush to work
>still late because you're stuck behind plows/salt trucks/people driving like pussies
>go home
>some nigger stole your parking spot or the municipal plow pushed a bunch of snow into it and you need to shovel it out again
Also one year my area had SEVEN FEET of snow in one month. By the end of the month I had a WWI style trench running from my front door to the street.
This is what they actually look like by the way
To the surprise of exactly nobody.
>bring out casually you don't enjoy summer as much as other seasons
>everyone gets their panties in a bunch
If I want to struggle breathing hot, stagnant air and sweat I go to sauna.
UHHHHH
I would.
At least you're not me. I have a skin condition that makes me extremely itchy all over whenever I get hot (histamine release). It's fucking torture. Allergy medications help mitigate it but it's still awful.
>I wish I could experience winter IRL..
No you don't
Animal Crossing
Why didn't you immediately ask to pound her?
Nobody who isn't a child loves summer. Everyone loves autumn, which is fine, because autumn is great. Unless you live in Southern California, in which case autumn is just the second half of summer.
summer killed this user rip
thiiccc
Bitch fuck you. Summers where i live regularly hit 110+. That shit is miserable no matter who you are
>summer bad
>live in the shade
fag
mid-fall and early spring are the best seasons. Hands down.
Someone post what this bitch actually looks like
Agreed. RIP, user.
Zoomers really ruined the memes. God dammit.
Every child likes summer. In adulthood most learn to appreciate whatever.
>summer is supposed to be over
>the heat is still here
AAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK OIL AND FUCK GREENHOUSE GASSES
>these people debating seasons
Why? When autumn is clearly the superior season.
all seasons are shit
Honestly, I expected worse.
>heterosexuality bad
(((They))) aren't even trying anymore
postal 2 paradise lost
I cant tell if this is a painting or real life. Help
Imagine licking the sweat off from in between her fat butt cheeks
You're not supposed to have a sex drive. Drink your sóy and stop being male.
Every season is great six feet under.
its called a corset, everyone knows women with that kind of figure got a huge gut.
That's what I said.
>early spring
Why? Its still all muddy and shit recovering from winter
I fucking hate how faggots in the northern hemisphere pretend their 30 degrees summers are hot. Go fuck yourselves.
user had a heatstroke.
So its a painting? The shit in the background definitely is painted the more i look at it.
He's speaking the language of the gods
>Someone who doesn't get winter is bitching about seasons
Go fuck yourself you dumbass hick and or Mexican
30 degrees is cold you upside down cuck
Imagine the smell.
Because it's sunny, your spirit is up and you can smell nature renewed in crispy cool air.
it is possible for girls that look like those cartoons though
I think fall is the most popular. My theory is its because historically humans have always been used to fall meaning harvests and excess. Idk if there is any truth to that though
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Fuck you fag. I live in a hot shit hole. But in winter it still gets cold. Sure it doesnt really snow but everything gets super fucking icy. Which is objectively worse than alot of snow.
Speaking of saunas. Finnish summers are quite pleasant.
Rimworld
Prepare for winter time during spring and summer, or starve to death.
That is if a cold snap doesn't ruin your crops before
Brehs...
30 degrees celsius is like you're plunged in hell to suffer eternal, but that's my PoV as a nordic person.
Don't starve
SUMMER GOT user OH GOD
>90 degree daytime at 100% humidity
>40 degree nights
I fucking hate the transition between seasons
Just let be break out my hoodies and be done with it
Fuck you just tell me if the picture you posted is a painting or not
Those titties are hella fat and juicy but fucking Christ where did she get that forehead?
>90 degree daytime at 100% humidity
How do you keep dry and presentable in that fucking weather oh fucking god.
Summer has claimed another victim
Fuck you fag summer is better than fall anyways so you are wrong imagine liking a season where you cant coom to the girls clothes
A healthy coat of aluminum chlorohydrate.
God I wanna Jeff Mangum on her
Wow user didn't exagerate, she does have a fat forehead!
i honestly only come here for the coom-posters. there's something funny about how they pinpoint the subhuman, childisch mind of a sexual addict.
Is Winter pretty comfy if you live in a city? Like I can imagine the ice can get pretty nasty and dirty but I'd probably enjoy the cold.
Someone get me the fuck out of Miami
Forza Horizon 4
i live in texas where we are happy if it gets that "low" during the fucking night time, it gets easily to and above 40C more than half the days in a given year, often for several months at a time without a day below it lol. we live in different but similar hells. i was pretending to be retarded about f and c but 30c genuinely is beautifully tame here
Miami is the worst city in Florida if you need to do anything during the day.
Lad coomed his final coom.
Are you killing any Russian Mobsters there lately, Do you own a mask?
Summer itself is crap, but the clothing is nice.
30C is peak comfy.
I used to work nights and I loved it. Now I work lunch shifts and its a special kind of hell. How the fuck do people wear suits here
Pokemon Black and White and Black and White 2
>all these faggots using celcius
Get out of here with that cuck shit
30 degrees is below freezing you fucking psychopath
I want her to sit on my face
Y'ALL NIGGAS DON'T KNOW ABOUT 90% HUMIDITY SUMMER
Agreed until it hits 40+, then it's painful even for a skelly.
>30C
Not if it's sunny or humid
25C is perfect
>user got heatstroke mid-post
This comment reminded me of a part in Hotline Miami 2 that involves a subway which got my tism a little riled up because we have an above ground train and the station didn't look like the one it was named after (Palmetto I believe)
Yeah I do, fellow floridian
>never seen autumn leaves
>never seen snow
Living in a country where the only things the seasons change is the temperature kind of sucks
i'm from western europe and just came back from italy where it was 27 degrees
i'm skinyy but fuck am i glad that i can just wear sweaters and be moderately nice and chilly all day, my genetics weren't built for that hot shit
This
pokemon b/w and b2/w2
still mad gf canned seasons
I'm laffin
>go to Disneyworld in Orlando, Florida during the summer
>live in Florida so it's no big deal to me
>tourists from Europe are melting and scrambling for any kind of shade in sight
Bully, pretty good ones too. Very comfy.
The actual gameplay was kinda ehh to me though but i understand why people like it.
>30C is peak comfy
Maybe if you can wear light, short dress like asuka there, but I'm an adult man who doesn't want to look like a slob with his wear.