What are the best games to play while on drugs, Yea Forums?

DUDE Simulator

>actually be productive
so don't play video games?

>play video games
>be productive
This is your brain on meth

Really? Is adderall even as good as it's hyped up to be?

I got high and played Monster Hunter World Iceborne for about 6 hours today while listening to my favorite podcast and it was really fun.

hanging on some tf2 community servers does it for me usually. at least when it comes to weed.

If you have ADHD that and Vyvanse are like getting glasses for your brain, it's a night and day difference

DUDE

I'm 29 and never did/do drugs, alcohol, smoke, sex.

Do you have OCD? Simply going outside isn't going to get you dirty unless you live in a 3rd world mudhole.

I hope you can break out of your shell and find success

So I hear. Is it still enjoyable/gives you a performance boost if you don't?

WEED

Ever consider widening your experiences? Obviously don't start smoking, but eating some shrooms is a good time without having to worry about addiction or health.

Golden Sun, it looks cool asf

>LSD
Got nervous and never tried it again
>Meth
Played very poorly for a very long time, then got too horny to pay
attention
>DXM
Couldn’t properly comprehend what the concept of a “game” was.
>Opiates
Got bored and fell asleep
>Benzos
Really enjoyable with easier games with lots of exploring

it's your body and your only life to live, try to experience different things at least once

Just one more year until warlockhood. Hang in there, don't be strayed from the path!

I kinda envy all of you who enjoy weed so much. My first few experiences with it were so fun I ended up in the hospital after a full on mental breakdown. Really wish I could just chill and enjoy a game a bit.

Do you want him to get lost on a trip?

I have absolutely no problem concentrating. I can stare at a wall for hours if I really needed too. Adderall is fucking nice, if you take enough of it, it's like doing cocaine but not as intense and lasts for a while. I've used Adderall to ace interviews. As for games, it's okay for stuff like Dota 2 or Starcraft but weed is almost always better.

any sandbox games, for sure
minecraft is up there

Yes, but unless you take a low dose you'll most likely just start tweaking out and do random shit all day.

Meditating is the best thing you can do while high.

>go onto a videogame board
>hmmm I think I'm gonna make a weed thread
Pathetic.
DUDE

Sounds like you have a lot of underlying issues. People who aren't neurotic messes can enjoy weed just fine.

It affects people differently. I just become a retard and can't keep up with action games.

Oh Lord, playing video games on DXM is an experience. It's like you're controlling yourself already from a 3rd person viewpoint IRL, and then using said viewpoint to use a controller/keyboard to play a game separately.

For cannabis, you have to keep some things in mind.
There are two basic “types” of weed; indica and sativa. Depending on which you partake of, the effects will be drastically different.
Indica affects the psyche by “separating” your mind and body. Most of us tend to take our minds for granted while we operate our bodies, but consuming indica will make slow your focus and throw off your ability to process, even making trivial things like walking and socializing incredibly taxing. However, it tends to have a very therapeutic effect physically and is highly recommended for pain management. I’d limit indicas to simple games like visual novels or RPGs.
On the other hand, sativa brings your mind and body closer together, almost “unifying” them. It heightens your senses and reflex time, turns off inner dialogue (in my experience at least) and allows you to play or watch something like nothing else in the world matters. Recommended for any game that relies on you to act fast in order to survive.
I’d advise against smoking anything, but vaporizers make the experience incomparably more enjoyable, and you can even reuse what you’ve already vaped.

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...Lmao? Let the adults do the talking, please.

based monk

Alcohol and nicotine are drugs. If you've ever consumed caffeine or sugar, you've consumed a drug, dum-dum.

super mario galaxy

we live in the future
you can just order it through Eaze or some other app and it gets delivered to your door

get a job

GTA vice city

How exactly does someone even go out and buy weed, being the incel I don't have friends with connections so how does someone buy?

>People who aren't neurotic messes
Yeah. It was kinda scary how things went from "mostly together guy" to "cult leader". Not an experience I'd like to repeat. I may give it another shot again some day, now being aware it may have that kind of reaction and being with someone else who would keep things in check.

I only drink water

>go onto a videogame board
>hmm I think I'm going to make a post about anything other than video games
gottem Yea Forumsrother!!!

I live in NYC, it's dirty as fucking shit here.

I have one

maybe I just need to try it on a much lower dose haha

Just take a tiny hit and wait 5 minutes you edgelord

Sudoku

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Then go to work instead of shitposting here

Get some friends and get the connections, I've been smoking for over a decade and it's the only way to get it, people like having new friends, don't sweat it.

Ambien

dude.. what if...

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So is it really just CBD products Eaze sells? Because I'm looking for THC products.

Katamari

how much did you smoke?
my tolerance is so high I can destroy about 0.5g of hash in one go and when I'm treating people freebies I sometimes forget how inexperienced folk have it
I feed them 2 rips and they go like - "woah dude im so fucked I wont do another" and i'm sitting there utterly confused how the fuck can you get smashed from that amount

by the way watching anime on weed is pretty nice
can't imagine gaming being very fun while stoned

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He's not me; I probably make more than you kid. Every marijuana smoker I've met is an upstanding and likable person, meanwhile your incel ass is seething about it on a Mongolian basket weaving forum. Let the adults talk, kid.

It was an edible. I've never "smoked" weed. Where I really fucked up was underestimating it and consuming up to 25 mg in those first few days when I had never done any drugs, don't even drink. I figured I'd just chill on a couch and be lazy for a while, and at a higher dosage just chill more. Turns out really high dosages of edibles can fuck you up hard. Though I have to say I'll miss how productive I initially was, before I stopped sleeping altogether.

Work in fast food or a gas station, your coworkers will probably know.
Listening to music on DXM is much less effort desu, way more fun.

>cult leader
Not when you go apeshit on drugs, more like cult sacrifice.

For me Ketamine works the best. Great while chilling, partying etc. If your want to get nearly tripping like, more introperspective high, you can take a little more.

reminder weed will never be as socially acceptable as alcohol

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I suppose you could just order on the dark web, or go to a bowling alley late at night and ask around. I dont smoke so I dont really know

I really,REALLY wish that was me

>He's not me; I probably make more than you kid. Every marijuana smoker I've met is an upstanding and likable person, meanwhile your incel ass is seething about it on a Mongolian basket weaving forum. Let the adults talk, kid.

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Dude... hahahaha

You clearly don't know any black people.

based

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Get a warehouse job, or work in retail. Those are the places where you usually find potheads.

Ever been outside your gated community? Almost everyone I know has smoked weed and a whole lot do currently smoke it.

russian roulette, you fuckn loser

Both alcohol and weed are habit forming cope drugs that turn healthy people into lousy bums. Thr only acceptable drug should be hallucinogens because you can only take them once and a while and leave you with a “steered straight” feeling after an experience.

If you live in a metropolitan area near the east or west coast, you can just literally go outside on a night like tonight (Friday) and find someone, preferably near a nightlife hotspot, to hook you up.

For dem weed moments nigga, gotta recommend dat Hylics

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>drugs
>on Yea Forums
This is a Christian board.

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I usually smoke euro mix which is 60 indica for main high and and 40 sativa so you're not falling asleep

People who knew me and took me very seriously initially had no reason to believe I was messaging them about very serious topics, no matter how insane I sounded. I'm kinda uncomfortable with the amount of people I know who took me seriously. I have at least one friend who was convinced the world was going to end soon after I showed him my batshit insane "proof" and he started making plans for it. I mean Jeez, I know it affects people differently and sometimes people feel really uncomfortable with it, but I got something closer to what people describe as a bad LSD trip. I just want to play some mindless simple game and enjoy the time a bit.

>using drugs
Just a few days ago a coworker got super high for three days in his home and now he’s basically unemployable
He had decent prospects in an easy and well paid job and he ruined everything.
Don’t do drugs kids.
>b-but that won’t happen to me!
That’s what all druggies think yet it keeps happening.

Eaze sells raw flower where I live

I don't know, I feel like stimulants are probably better.

God why is this redditor acting like a pseudo-intellectual, go back

Like I said, cult sacrifice. You are perfect for it.

Here's what you do
Get very high or drunk on your substance of choice
Boot Red Dead Redemption 2
Turn off Mini Map
Play in First person
Go hunting
I've had some nice moments doing this.

kys

>got super high for three days in his home and now he’s basically unemployable
Unless he was meth, I don't buy this story.

Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix is my favorite game to play high. That combat is so fucking fun. Plus it's so trippy seeing these anime ass characters interact with Donald fucking Duck and Mickey Mouse.

Also, I will never understand why most on Yea Forums feel so superior because they don't smoke weed and get so fucking triggered whenever somebody mentions it. Makes you look like a bunch of faggots foaming at the mouth. If you don't smoke, simply ignore the thread, it's not meant for you.

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i had a slight breakdown from it once, idk why or how but it just happened thankfully it hasn't since

LMAO

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Yeah, well I don't live in Cali (I'm in NY) so not totally legal for me just yet.

Your brain chemisty causes an inverse reaction to the thc. This is very common. The only thing you can do is never touch weed products again.

4 STAM 4 STR

Lol; of course the smooth-brained chud has to resort to ad hominem.

one of the reasons I will never touch weed is because I don't ever want to look like this guy

Seth Rogan is proof that drugs are terrible

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If you live in a state where weed is legal you can just go buy it. If not, then make some friends. If you have a job, I guarantee at least three people there smokes weed. I have at least 6 friends who I can buy weed from (2 of them being co workers). It's so easy to get weed now user.

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...? That guy is a solid 7.5/10 and is probably smarter than you.

Kek, I bet they were feminists

come to cali, it'll blow your mind that retards here are making 100k+ and simultaneously doing large amounts of drugs during their off time

If you have ADHD it makes you feel normal. I am not ADHD and love it. It's very euphoric, makes everything you do more interesting, and makes you better at what you do.

No, because as someone wh has been through the stim nighmare lifestyle. I can tell you that we dont need a bunch of Dr-Jekyll-and-Mr-Hydes running around

sauce?

DUDE

you don't need to smoke weed to grow a bad mustache

AHHHHGGGG

kill yourself

wow classic is comfy

Pseudo-intellectual? What in my run-in, poorly thought out post makes you think I'm trying to sound smart?

>inverse reaction to the thc

How so? As in, I'm just pre-disposed to some mental issue like Schizophrenia and it brought it out temporarily? Is that even possible considering that I returned to normal?

That doesn't sound like a bad time honestly. I once saw a dude smoke too much and play sims with cig butts near ashtray. He was really, really into it. It was hilarious for a couple of minutes, some people went "bruh... look at this dood...", but then I and couple of other folk joined in. It was genuinely interesting asking him questions and figuring out what's going on in that world he made.

he is also fat in a very stoner way (man boobs, face fat)

>convincing your friend the world is ending

you sure you aren't already smoking weed?

You can tell who is an autistic virgin by the replies in this thread. If you are posting DUDE WEED then you are a lonely incel with no friends. That is a FACT

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So weed usually impacts me pretty positively, however, sometimes when I smoke enough of it, I get this idea in my head that I'm going to die being eaten alive by wolves one day. Is this just some sort of ancient genetically hardcoded fear coming to surface? I live in the city, the most dangerous animals I encounter on a daily basis are rats.

webmd.com/mental-health/news/20190320/can-high-potency-pot-make-you-psychotic

I played a lot of dota while stoned. It was cool although at first I would play considerably worse. Once I got used to it I could play just as well while stoned, and I think the weed helped me to not give shit when I lost or got flamed.

>How so? As in, I'm just pre-disposed to some mental issue like Schizophrenia and it brought it out temporarily? Is that even possible considering that I returned to normal?
Bruh... What you need to understand is that your brain works on chemicals. And drugs are chemicals. Drugs are not some woodoo magic that makes you see stuff and shizophrenia is not some woodoo curse that make people lose their mind.

DUDE

I don’t know what he was using but he refused to get out of his house when his immediate boss went to ask what happened to him.
Or at least that’s what his boss said. He hasn’t come back for five days so I don’t have a reason to doubt what he said.

again, I will never touch marijuana
stoners are clowns and one of the least respectable human beings in society

Paranoia is a well known side effect

Just a recurring negative thought brought on by similar experiences, every time you smoke a lot of weed or feel really high you expect to remember it

Devil May Cry 5. Playing that game high legitimately made me much better at it, and all the tech I learned transferred to when I was sober. I was soidropping my jaw at some cuhrayzee moments from all the spectacle.

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Anything where you can create things, Robocraft is a free game where you can make a dumb as fuck robot with a bunch of lasers

>being upset at anything
Vocel detected

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I hate wow when I'm stoned, it feels like a chore, like I'm at work or at school or something.

You've unlocked precognition, user. RIP.

This all bullshit lmao

It happened because I'm usually not someone who jokes around about serious topics and never really did any drugs. When I approached some close friends telling them something serious was up, they had no reason to doubt it. When it sounded batshit insane, it couldn't have been drugs. I don't mean I tried to manipulate anyone, I genuinely believed all the crazy shit I was seeing/thinking and wanted to warn those close to me. Which is what eventually landed me into a hospital where they didn't understand what the fuck was going on either.

I know it's webMD, but thanks. This makes me realize it was probably less due to just trying weed but due to the high amounts in a very short timespan.

>I get this idea in my head that I'm going to die being eaten alive by wolves one day
next time you get high just boot up some furry feral vore porn and beat your meat like no tomorrow
If I were you I'd do it just to see what happens

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Level 18

DUUUUUUDDDDDDDEEEEEE

>How to spot the retard
Get off Yea Forums for once. Jesus Christ this board really does make you retarded. Let me guess, you have no interaction with the outside world?

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as a response to increased GABA and serotonin activity, norepinephrine is produced in smaller amounts then usual which can make you more anxious

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IM RETARDED SO HIGH AHAHHA
SO HIGH SO HIGH MUST FEEL GOOD MUST FEEL GOOD CANT FEEL BORED CANT FEEL BORED WEED WEED WEED

calling all people that smoke stoners is like calling all people that drink alcoholics
its pretty fucking retarded

I have a perfect game for you it's called kill yourself you entitled dark edgy man child 12 year old faggot.

Just wait in a few years when becomes legal everywhere.

I stole it from /u/ in MHA general, ask there.

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kill yourself incel faggot virgin

every party I go to for the last couple years has weed there along with the alcohol

Weed posters have always been cringe and nothing has changed.

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D U D E

NOOOOOOOOO STOP SMOKING WEED

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Yeah yeah I get it, death is scary and inevitable so it's easier that if you believe your imaginary friend will save you when the time comes, life becomes easier.

stoners are fucking retarded

>adults
You're a high school faggot if you smoke weed.

>Weed
Story Games
>MDMA
Platinum Games

>STOP SMOKING WEED
Not a problem LOL

>cant moderate my weed usage so i have to stop indefinitely
ha ha... at least i have alcohol, r-right bros?

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Better then shitposting just because your bored.

WEED
LIGHT
ME
UP
WEEEEEE
WEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEE

Anything. Its always retarded to me when people ask, "whats a good _____ to do while high?"
Literally whatever you enjoy sober, you'll enjoy high. It's not gana change your taste or make you like shit you don't like.

i am playing Sympathy of the Night and Street Fighter third Strike lately while high, Street Fighter 3 is online now on fightcade which is a cool emulator that is online multiplayer also plays Neo Geo games like Metal Slug.

It's really cool to play games with like Chunli and its like you really are her and you're so beautiful and acrobatic and thick. It feels like youre a real martial artist or kung fu fighter. you should definitely check it out

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nice argument

cope junkie

steamcommunity.com/id/tomoko/
>tfw no drug dealer bf

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>stoners are fucking retarded
youtube.com/watch?v=rOHwEUD5PeM
I agree.

Why not just play Ultimate? It's more competitive, there's way more people that play it

>CANT FEEL BORED CANT FEEL BORED WEED WEED WEED
Let me guess, you believe video games don't need to be fun?

>It's not gana change your taste or make you like shit you don't like.
To be fair, while high I fap to some things I don't usually do when sober. Then again maybe I just enjoy those things and it helps bring it out.

what really blows my fucking mind is that there's all this debate about marijuana when salvia is completely legal in almost half of the US
it's like if we were arguing about whether kids needed a license to ride a bicycle when somehow they can also legally drive 18-wheelers with no questions

Different strokes I guess. I love getting high and fishing somewhere with lots of traffic. Usually someone else stops for a bit to fish and chat and it's cozy as fuck.

bros...
every time I smoke weed
whatever I do
in the end I end up horny as fuck
droping whatever I was doing, and read assorted hentai doujins while edging for hours instead
am I a fucking unironic coombrain coomer?

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He posted the cold hard truth, you posted an anime character and called him a retard.

GANJA BROO LIKE DUUDE MAN BROOO LIKE YEAHHH DUDDDEEE WEEEED

DUDE WEED LMAO

>am I a fucking unironic coombrain coomer?
seems that way

DUDE SNEED LMAO

D U D E
U
D
E

calm down incel

weed makes me twitch

weed and alcohol are fine if you start doing them after the age of 25, the age when your brain finally stops developing
Doing that shit before can fuck you up. Potheads the grew up smoking are literally retarded, it's like they're permanently high.

MELLOW OuT MAAaAaANnnn CHILLLLLLL BROOOO

Go to any smoking shop with bongs and shit, and casually approach a client and say you are new to town and want to buy some weed, ask politely if he can give you a number. And I say he because you should approach a guy that looks laid back for better results.

DUDE

DUUUUDE IM SO HIGH BRO

I like the graphics, music, 2D, sound effects, parries, everything of Third Strike way more than other newer Street Fighters. Just because they are more popular or higher polygons or whatever doesn't mean it's actually a game more fun to play and enjoy.

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its braindead and it doesnt even matter what buttons you mash

any advice for fucking with stoners around my college dorm?
I know they are mentally vulnerable when they are high

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whatever you do the'll probably just laugh it off

pot can enduce paranoia, so that might be an angle

Just say hello or howdy to them if you ever pass by. That alone is enough to throw a stoner off guard.

> got super high for three days in his home and now he’s basically unemployable

he's an idiot for not taking time off in advance, of course if you no call/no show your ass is fired

Artist is Felipe Godoy

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This qt who I work with wants me to try Xanax. How is it? I heard it makes your reaction time slower than the retarded kid on the playground

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wow your so cool you smoke

All of them

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Fuck off you Melvin

Weed is for faggot losers, it makes you stupid and lethargic. Stop lying to yourselves

>make dude weed post
>am actually high

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>try xanax
Yikes, people really are retarded. It just makes you tired and maybe blackout and do dumb shit. It's barely a drug, do real ones.

If they are stoners to begin with (and they arnt mentally retarded) they wont fall for anything unless maybe if you do something that makes them believe that they can get in trouble for smoking to begin with.

DUDE

None. I get too annoyed when I play poorly, Playing music games while high is a fantastic time if you can take off the tryhard pants but since I go into every session with some goals in mind it's extremely difficult for not get frustrated while playing rhythm games high.

tell the RA you suspect the stoners have firearm in their rooms

if you dont do stimulants/have anxiety dont fucking do it you stupid nigger

Games with great ambience, setting, and music and which aren't too fast paced because of how THC reduces your reaction times. My best experiences playing games high have been Fallout 2, Vampire the Masquerade, and STALKER.

I also use THC to heighten horror game experiences. My favorites so far have been Darkwood and SCP Containment Breach. It really changes the game playing it high. Everything is so much more vivid.

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>qt who I work with
>does xanax
Do you work at Starbucks or some place?

indica makes you stupid and lethargic
sativa makes you sharp and social

Based

same
this

youtube.com/watch?v=_O51BlHoiXg

is how I see this dudeweed spam

honestly shitposting is pretty fun when stoned

The fuck is DXM?

I've tried dxm in vr on multiple occasions. On higher plateaus, actual gameplay becomes almost impossible so I'd recommend sticking with more exploration based games if any (like no man's sky). Either way, you'd probably end up stuck in a menu for what feels like an eternity. The best experiences Ive had with dxm and vr have all been in VRChat. Find someone to trip sit you and take you to different worlds. If you happen to get lost or confused, they can just take you elsewhere.

elder scrolls is pretty good

Wait you still post here? I feel like I haven't seen this in years

>If you have ADHD it makes you feel normal.
>Is adderall even as good as it's hyped up to be?
as someone with ADHD who used adderall it just makes you feel really wired. I can focus really well while on adderall but its not a great feeling being so wired that you focus on minor tasks for long periods of time instead of important ones. I switched to CBD Oil for my ADHD and its a lot better imo I can focus on anything and not feel over stressed and it makes my anxiety go away

I work at Best Buy. She is a qt Asian. I bought weed from her and she flirts with me. She wants me to come over to her apartment tomorrow and smoke weed and do Xanax

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if she wants you to try it its probably not perscribed to her which means its probably from shit shitty drug dealer which means its probably not real fuckign xanax so have fun trying to figure out what your acttualy eating

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short for dextromethorphan

Cough syrup, great drug but it lost the magic for me

Bros is it safe to buy weed online? I'm in California

imagine being addicted to a smelly grass

just say no and smoke weed instead xanax is a retarded habit to start over pussy

pretend your a cop, that should make them shit their pants

You're telling me that isn't normal?

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depends
i'm buying my shit exclusively from dark web shops

First time playing Journey while also being on acid was a fucking fantastic time

I wish stoners didn't exist, I fully believe the only reason people hate weed is because of you stupid 420 "bong bros"

Xanax isnt all its hyped up to be unless you actually suffer from extreme anxiety.
With that being said, .5mg or 1mg xanax mixed with some weed is fucking amazing. Be prepared to eat a shitton tho

>I switched to CBD Oil for my ADHD and its a lot better imo I can focus on anything and not feel over stressed and it makes my anxiety go away
Mind saying what quantity/brand/whatever specifically? I've always been curious to try but results seem to be completely mixed, leaning towards the "does nothing side".

I dunno, man
it sure doesn't seem normal to me
I wanna do other fun things while stoned
but cum in my brain just doesn't let me

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>control
>abzu
>katamari
>Red dead 2
>the witcher 3
>Shadow of the colossus

WoW.

hey gramps, you know you can order legit shit online now right?

The only good stoner is a dead one. Lazy edgy acts like a autistic kids with anger issues entitled self centered selfish know-it-alls. I know a good way to humble a stoner and that is with a crowbar and a car battery.

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says the guy posting fucking scientology.

hey zoomer riddle me this...i fucked your mom.

based

youre not the only one, just do a pre smoko nut

I haven’t masturbate in 2 months
Is something wrong with me?

Kojima never smoke weed

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>leaning towards the "does nothing side".
i thought so at first too cause it doesn't really hit you like adderall does or like weed does. The effect is much more calm versus adderall if you take that but its much more effective personally. You should try it out. I ran out of Oil a week ago and I haven't been able to get anymore but if you go to any dispensary and ask they can show you specific ones. The one that worked best for me was the high energy CBD oil. Sorry I dont have the name of the oil on me user.

I take Vyvanse and vape CBD flower, you should try Vyvanse instead.

If you haven't been horny i guess not?

Last time I did acid I actually thought it was bunk because 35 minutes in I didn't feel anything. Fired up League of Legends. Don't remember what happened immediately after the game started. I picked Sejuani. Then I watched The Last Samurai. The whole movie seemed to be happening in reverse. Good times.

This post is brilliant in its self-destruction
I love it

mods delete this thread right now or else I'll spam cartel gore webms

>2 months without a nut
unless you're an old geezer probably yes

dude *blows smoke in your face* chill the fuck out, seriously

Thanks for the answer, user. I'll look into it. Do you at least know if it had any amount of THC in it (full spectrum) or it was one of those thc-free ones?

cope stoner

please do

What if I’m a girl? Girls don’t masturbate as often as guys.

You should buy the flower online and smoke/vape it, I've gotten better effects that way. It looks and smells like weed but has >0.3% THC.

Do it

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Dont do Xanax she's probably gonna rob you.

it's called moderation.

You do enough drugs to get high for 3 straight days, yeah you might lose your job.

You eat this giant fucking cake all at once, you'l get sick.

Moderation.

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just go fuck her

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why not cartel girls?

>Smoke a small bowl nightly
>Work 30 hours a week
>Full time student
>Work out every other night
>Paint for an hour a day
>Still got time for vidya

The lazy stoner shit is a meme. I lost like 15lbs this summer while doing this shit and feel much, much better.

then its fine
guys can't go that long without nutting that is literally physically impossible

it was like 10-12% THC i havent had the ones that were THC free cause i go to a dispensary but my aunt has and she said they worked for her

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Why? What happens if a guy doesn’t masturbate for a few weeks?

if you're an actual adult (10% chance since Yea Forums), it's like coffee that cuts through any brain fog. Nothing spectacular, but it's noticeable.

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hahahahahaha Dude!

come to terms, sticker

nocturnal emission happens

you die

Nothing

>hurr, lower T-levels, brain problems

Tesla never touched himself and he was basically thor

yeah, he had a bird he talked to and spent all day playing with magnets but he's just weird

>finished my master's last month
>smoked the entire time I was in grad school
feels GOOD man

LMAO duuudeee WEED

not fapping ≠ not nutting

When I was using Oxys for some reason Civ V was incredible with them. When I smoke I like a nice immersive RPG. When I do blow or zone I like competitive games (League, Overwatch, Starcraft).

HRT

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I can only play Overwatch high.

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They've sucked the fun out of the game. I only play Hammond now.

he cut his dick off

Autogynephile. Recognize what it is before you fuck up your life.

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such fucking crock, the high is the same regardless of the "strain"

Real simple shit like asteroids or pong or tetris when you wanna zone out and listen to music. Head trip games like The Stanley Parable and What Remains of Edith Finch work good when you want to focus on the game itself.

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not him, kys

doesn't matter unless he cut his balls too
jizz is still produced constantly and needs a release once in a while

LSD makes any game you're playing 10x better

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factually wrong

lsd is the master race drug
but your going to fuck your head up permanently if you do too much
i drank an entire vial in a short period of time

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Fucking christ, this looks gay as shit.

shut up yakui
lsd is trash, eat shrooms instead

no theres actual lazy stoners out there, like my ex-roomate who used to wake and bake everyday and at least once a month killed their car battery because they kept forgetting to turn of their headlights.

But i mean in California even soccer moms are taking some edibles after a night at the gym. People figured out you could get high responsibly when you have a few hours of nothing to do.

I played 1 level in killer7 for like 3 hours but I still had a fucking blast, I want to try out gravity rush 2 but dealer got arrested lmao

t. never done or microdoser
Anything higher than a tab makes you way too interested in the world around you to focus on a vidya. More entertainment staring at carpet threads, then standing up and watching as they combine together in a shimmering, waving sea of carpet. Rolling around in bed and enjoying the soft, comfy warmth it gives you. Staring at trees swaying in the breeze. It's an amazing experience, but terrible for vidya.

never had good LSD then.