Why does nobody ever talk about Donkey Kong's secret mechanical prowess?

Why does nobody ever talk about Donkey Kong's secret mechanical prowess?

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It sucks that spin offs like these give the characters a lot of much needed personality and it never sticks in their real games.

Why the fuck isn't Omega playable in these games?
I'd actually consider buying them just for the novelty of playing olympic sports with a large killer robot.

Spin offs have this same problem in reverse?
>team sonic racing has shadow acting like an absolute dickhead again

Waluigi is actually a pretty interesting and thoughtful character but we see none of that in the main games.

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He is playable in the 3DS version of Rio 2016.

Hm...

Shadow has always been kind of a dickhead even when he's a good guy.

Donkey Kong learned it from watching Funky Kong

Maybe because he doesn't exist in them?

Kill yourself

What the fuck?

I get that reaction a lot, but to a small comment like that?

What a baby.

Not that user, but i think its more in crossovers than in spin off titles desu. If anything thats what he should have said instead.

You upset cuz hes speaking the truth lmao

Kill me yourself, you pussy

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>waluigifags

>he spends his Friday night getting triggered by anons on a Saudi Arabian Cockroach Racing forum because his favorite Italian jiggolo blows ass

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Go back to spamming Sakurai's twitter.

Thank god Waluigi will never be in Smash

cause hes a shit character from a shit game

t. Gamma fan

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

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Because you care: youtube.com/watch?v=3bbj63mrSU0

Put me in the cap fellas

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Somewhat related, I find that in all games with voice acting, the best characterization tends to come from unvoiced dialogue which they basically pretend didn't happen in the voiced dialogue.

it's pretty ridiculous that it took until Odyssey for Waluigi to even be recognized in the main games

whatttttt, user.... For crying out loud, it's TRUE.

Wait, what did they do in Odyssey?

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Oh, this is in Paper Mario though.

why don't you go finish your fucking K.Rool mod instead of abandoning it?
you lazy fuck

also stop jacking off to Wolf

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the hell were you trying to accomplish with that one bud

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Although what's really ironic about the idea of Waluigi being playable in Smash is that it wouldn't even be a big achievement for him, it would be just another playable appearance in another party game. He still wouldn't be in any actual Mario games.

>waiting for a turn in the spotlight.
Man, they know.

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MKHT didn't kill Smash 2. Internal politics did. Source: Trust me bro.

Do you guys think Mario and Sonic Tokyo 2020's story mode is going to have any kino moments

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