What's the worst adaption of a video game you've seen?

What's the worst adaption of a video game you've seen?

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The bayonetta anime.

Your mom lel

Pic related

based.

>Sad old man sits in his room while our valiant heroes sit in a basement and read books.
This needed 8 episodes?

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>BAWW WHERES THE NONSTOP ACTION I'M BOOOORRRREEEDDD
Fucking eight year olds.

I don't remember giving you permission to talk to me, shit dick.

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The devil may cry anime. It's a horrible adaptation, and the only possible positive I could give it is the small look into Dante's everyday life.

>lol dude beer, swearing, PLEASE STOP KICKING MY NUTS

dropped hard, shit is trash

While I fully agree with you, the episode where Lady and Trish meet is really kino imo

im starting SoTN later tonight i hope that its not like this series

the second Silent Hill movie is hysterically fucking bad. I watch hundreds of horror movies every year, I've seen thousands throughout the years and that one is close to the bottom.

The point is legit though, did we really need to understand vampire politics on Dracula's suicide quest with some ginger vampire as our tour guide through sequel bait hall?

Season two was so fucking bad
>Camilla literally introduces herself talking shit about Draculas wife
>For some reason he doesn't execute her then and there
>For the rest of the season she makes it painfully obvious she's planning to overthrow him, and her fucking backstory is her overthrowing her old master
>Dracula refuses to lift a hand to stop her, and one of his most loyal servants joins her
Camilla is a huge mary sue and it was just obnoxious. She didn't even attempt to hide her 'plotting'

C'mon, Season 2 wasn't very good, but you must be retarded if you really think this is the worst adaptation. Every movie adaptation other than Mortal Kombat and MAYBE Prince of Persia are 10x worse.

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You're talking to people who are less than 18 years old who don't even know those existed.

Did Dracula even do anything to her in the end? I can see letting that shit slide if you already have the plan in place to sacrifice her bitch ass to summon a demon. But just letting her get away with shit talking your dead wife/the reason you're warring with humanity is kinda lame.

Fuck you, I liked Castlevania.

Worst would probably have to be Resident Evil.

No Dracula did nothing to her and she ran off with her army, presumably to play a major role in season 3.

>le church is evil
Did these Jews even play CV1-3?

>GRRR MANCHILD MANCHILD MANCHILD

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This or the Devil may cry one.

Yet here we are, frackass

They would only need to read the backstory for CV3 to know the church are the good guys

Most of them are bad, but in a "so bad its good" way.

Just plain bad bad...probably any Sonic show but Adventures.

The Wing Commander movie. The guy who made the franchise worked on it and NOTHING CHECKS FOR SOME REASON. It's even worse than the Super Mario Bros. movie if you ask me.
How was it possible is beyond me.

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Dracula is a cool dude, he literally did nothing wrong

house of the dead

Jesus, it's one of the most shockingly boring shows I've ever watched. And that's just by regular standards, and not Devil May Cry as a whole where Dante has to throw a phone spinning through the air just to hang it up.

Like, why the fuck would anyone think DEVIL MAY CRY should have an episode that is literally just a poker match? Or how about that one where Dante infiltrates a demon-run prison , waits for the routine slaughter to happen, pulls his guns and sword out for a big fuckin' blood orgy....then it cuts to Lady doing something irrelevant....before cutting back to Dante.....fight over.

And there is very little fun interaction between established characters, or any banter whatsoever, to make it a fun slice-of-life either. God what a shit show.
.....i-is there any chance the new series will be good?

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Haven't watched it yet, isn't it like a sequel after the first game instead of an adaptation from one of the titles?

Its set some time after 1. Can't remember if it acknowledges 2 or not.

Yes. They spend more time discussing it in the recap in DMC5 than DMC2. DMC2 is so bad they wish it wasn’t canon

omnly things i liked about this show is:
>character design
>violence
>Alucard
>action sequence made by the gooks, even beta male claiming he drew those designs.
>adultery
>leon belmont reference
and Mommy Carmilla

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Salamander anime.
I won't even consider western cartoon adaptations. Too much like picking on handicapped kids.

Well, zoomer, that would have been fine if Alucard’s characterisation was not so fucking horrible.

The guy thought Biff Tannan from Back to the Future was an acceptable actor to portray Maniac.
I don't know how you ever could've expected an actual movie to be ok when he couldn't even cast his own cutscenes well.

C'mon crew cuts, you can't possibly hate this sick ass OP
youtu.be/3DsGp9so6qs
Anime was bad tho, I agree.

>video game movie/tv thread
>people keep saying Mortal Kombat is the best
>no one ever mentions Street Fighter

You all need to watch both again. Mortal Kombat's budget very visibly vanishes about half way through, Sonia is terrible in every way, they play the song like 12 fucking times throughout, there is some dogshit 90s CGI played totally straight, and it tries to be earnestly dramatic at moments. It's half of an okay movie.

Street Fighter, on the other hand, is so god damn fun, and every actor involved had a hell of a time even though they had to suffer in a fucking rainforest for months on end. Van Damme is off his tits, and Raul Julia fucking LOVES being Bison. The guy was dying from fucking terminal cancer, going through chemo during the shoot, but used his sheer force of will to stay in production just so he could fight Van Damme. Was he a martial artist? No? Did it stop him? Also no.
The film knows how stupid it is too and totally runs with it. Which I think is in line with how cartoonish Street Fighter has been as a series.

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That and this DMC anime was so damn boring which is criminal for a such a franchise and CV was a disaster with what they did to characters. Also didn't like the Prince of Persia movie because it had nothing to do with original games, but I guess some consider that a good point.

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>>people keep saying Mortal Kombat is the best
because they never watched ace attorney
or postal

is realy ironic that uwe boll made one of the best games adaptation movie ever

Writers wanted to explore the evil faction, show inside struggle, show human servants on it, show a evil female lead.

These ideas alone are not bad, but whoever was in charge completely forgot the size of the project and the ammount of avaliable resources.

I really enjoyed Carmilla and the vampire inside affairs, but that plotline achieved nothing and was completely irrelevant. Also, caused the main charachters to just sit on a basament for most of the time.

Could have been better.

Worth it just for that fight scene set to 'Bloody Tears'.

>implying it wasn't legitimely boring
There's nothing worth going in-depth with the Carmilla/Hector/Isaac plot, Dracula's depression is one-note and never explored. It's boring because the characters are simplistic as fuck but they're supposed to carry an apparently complex story.

Pop in any S1/S2 episode of Game of Thrones and you'll get a slow-paced but super fucking entertaining story because it's well written and well paced.

Castlevania S2 is literally nothing. Even when they finally get to the actual Castlevania the fight doesn't have that much oomph because we didn't spend enough time with the key players (Trevor's Crew and Dracula), so it doesn't feel like an ending where it all comes together and we don't feel like we just went on a journey (or rather a story) with them.
Just think to the moment Dracula says "I'm killing our boy" or whatever and notice how the entire season didn't build up to that. It's what I'm talking about

Also they didn't play Duane & Brando's Castlevania 3 Rap in the credits, and that's hella gay not gonna finna lie to you

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Rewatch that scene and you'll notice that version of Bloody Tears is boring as fuck and the only reason we liked it was because it was BT at all.

Also
>bloody tears
>in castlevania fuckign 3

Its the best CV song, it had to be there.

IIRC season 1 was working from Ellis's original plan for it as a movie, so I'm guessing most of S2 is just filler for them storming the Castle as the ending of the movie.

Actually, it was a trilogy. Season 1 was the first movie, season 2 was movies 2 and 3.

>Game of Thrones
>well written and well paced
Kys retard. ASoIaF is trash and only those who aren't actually familiar with good story telling think it is good.
Literally cannot stop laughing at you saying it has good pacing.

>implying Game of Thrones the tv show doesn't have well written and well-structured story in the early seasons
Look faggot I know it's the thing to hate it here but get a fucking clue.
The comparison is even more apt considering Castlevania S2 just wanted to be GOT for most of the Vampire Court plot.

>Literally cannot stop laughing at you saying it has good pacing.
He LITERALLY can't stop laughing, based

Ok ameritard lmao. GoT is straight garbage.

I'm not even american my third-world friend.

If GOT is straight garbage then what you're writing is faggot shit

>GOT
normies should be banned on sight

Seconding this. One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

>Blackwash a character
>It wasn't Shaft
Imagine paying for a Netflix subscription. Imagine being retarded

Diabolik Lovers More,Blood has one of the most blatant "buy the game lol" cliffhangers ever. Pretty disappointing after how well adapted the first season was.

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>giving a shit about the game version psycho one note gay
It's hilarious because I thought you'd complain about him being gay for Dracula too.

Castlevania is a good adaptation desu, the new stuff incorporated in was questionable, but including curse of darkness was fascinating for me even if there were major design changes. I mean it's not like CoD was a sacred game anyways.

I think they needed a bad guy to unite the villages of wallachia together (because common people are shitty in castlevania and ignored trevor in normal canon and murdered the wife), desu they should've just done a king but corrupt organized religion was probably Ellis's hardon.

>Im not american
>anywhere not america is 3rd world
Ok fuckwit

Complaining about the new characterization of Isaac is so fucking weird. Carmilla, church, drac jobbing, lack of trevor are way better complaints.

Fuck OP. Post the best vidya movie adaption you know, pic related. They fucked up Maya's potrayal and Edgeworth's actor is kinda stoned, but everything else in the movie is really good.

>mfw I forgot my pic
Shit, fuck me sideways.

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DeSu 2 animu

The writers for some reason couldn't even make it subtle that she was betraying dracula and leading a revolt
>Her back story was revolting from her old master
>She's introduced talking shit about Draculas wife/his reason for waging war
>She openly talks to other vampires about wanting to betray dracula
>The black servant literally kills a vampire for saying "You know Camilla has a point, maybe we should betray Dracula" but then does nothing to Camilla or even reports on her wanting to betray Dracula
It was just fucking stupid.

>adaption of badass action adventure game video game
>have most of the episodes focus on people whining, barely any monsters.

>Lets fucking nuke any semblance of plot to move from one fight sequence to the next: The Movie™

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Only the Leon reference? The library was full of references.

>most of the monsters aren't even from the games, and are instead just featureless black blobs sometimes with spikes

Daily reminder that the Indian Hot Topic guy is just as culpable as the lead writer

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If this is the worst you've seen I take it you haven't seen many. Some of them are pretty fucking terrible.

>no castlevania in my castlevania
>they get to the castle and fight boring human mooks in boring hall
wow

No, no it’s not. A single moment of “woah I recognize that song!” does not excuse a meandering, boring, and poorly paced season full of meaningless bullshit

pic unrelated,both seasons are better than your typical weeb shit

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DMC was good as fuck. I bet you're a muh stakes retard.

>user talking shit about a popular fantasy book has zero reading comprehension
Color me surprised

That’s totally fine because the fight scenes are bitchin’
AC is literally fight porn

DMC fanboys defend it, but I’ll never understand why. Dante is barely recognizable from his game incarnation, being this vanilla blend of 1 and 2. There is very little action and zero style, the main reasons DMC is even on the map. It’s not even particularly funny. It’s just a bland drag with a red coat hanging over the top. You don’t even get to see most of Dante’s fights nor do you get to actually see his DT. It’s pretty clear they had no budget.

post yfw
>MY BOY. I'M KILLING MY BOY

I don’t know why they blew that really great Dracula/Alucard moment in Trevor’s story. Should have saved it for SotN

No it wasn't. Barely anything was happening, all the action was off screen and Dante was completely out of character, not to mention the unnecessary little girl that shouldn't have stuck for more than two episodes.

but it was good

Can we ALL agree that Godbrand was -LITERALLY- -----------------------OURGUY------------------?

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>fanboys defend
I've never seen anyone but me defend it and I've never played any of the games. Go watch Naruto or some shit if you can't take SoL and no constant fighting. Also Mermaid Rocks was godly. I hope the next season is exactly the same.

A loudmouth useless prick that's all talk and no bite? Yep, he'd definitely fit in here.

Because none of that interaction happened in SotN, since the real villain was just Shaft reviving Dracula again.

It wasn't the worst but it definitely had some problems
>no Grant whatsoever
>1 (ONE) music track from the games
>too much gay vampire politics shit and not nearly enough going through the castle fighting monsters like holy shit it's fucking Castlevania how do you fuck this up

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>I'm killing our boy Lisa the greatest thing you've given me and I'm killing him
Shit was sad as fuck

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post yfw
>wall chicken

If Netflixvania is the worst video game adaptation you've seen, it's probably the only one you've seen.

It wasn't perfect, but it was far from the worst. Only serious zoomers think it's the actual worst.

You posted it. Emo bitch Dracula was shit

>Camilla
>Mary Sue
She was a bitch who was pissed that Dracula didn't give a fuck which is the only reason she somewhat manages to stage the revolt.
Dracula not giving a fuck is what enabled all of that shit.

Why did the revolt need to be subtle?
They could've done a better job though, some episodes were weak

Didn't they even went to some SH fan community for opinions and those retards went "just put Pyramid Head in it lmao"

>>le church is evil
That's like saying all christians/priests are child molesters.
It's just that the higher ups/organization was corrupt/twisted.

Castlevania was literally one of the best game adaptations ever made. I get that you're probably too young to know about them, but the Super Mario Bros. movie, the Resident Evil movies, everything Uwe Boll made, the Mortal Kombat movies (maybe minus the first one), and the Street Fighter movie are genuinely and unashamedly the worst adaptations of ANYTHING ever made. But please, enlighten me how a faithful, well-animated and entertaining series is "the worst".

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Hitman movies exist user.

Castlevania is hardly faithful.

>Uwe Boll
>bad movies
Fuck off and go drink your shitty onions
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yeah 2 pretty much has zero story or adds anything to the franchise but still has to be accounted for because it’s a mainline title and dante went to that mexican island at one point. they had it set after 4 because it makes no sense anywhere but then changed it to be before 4 because it would be better if 4 flowed into 5

>because he can box, that means his movies are good
I'd strap you to a chair and force you to watch Bloodrayne for days on end.

Castlevania was far from the worst video game adaptation. In my opinion, the Bubsy and Battletoads pilots were so bad, I couldn't finish watching them. For full-length series, the Darkstalkers cartoon was pretty awful, and did not like Captain N (cool concept, but not handled well, plus none of the characters were like their game counterparts). My personal favorite video game adaptations would be Bomberman Jetters (what got me interested in Bomberman) and the Kirby anime (mostly the Japanese version, the dub is a guilty pleasure of mine, mostly for King Dedede).

There are entirely too many shitty video game movie adaptations to mention to cover all of them. Just assume I meant every game adaptation that wasn't Silent Hill or the first Mortal Kombat movie. (and a VERY small nod to the first Resident Evil movie, which could've been a genuinely alright movie if not for the director jamming his talentless stickperson wife into it.)
It's plenty faithful compared to all the other shit Hollywood has shat out since the 80's.

it fails at showing critical street fighter elements like showing special moves more than once (a hadouken that was actually a punch) and fighting around different countries. it instead tries to be some star wars ripoff in a made up country

Castlevania is a okay adaptation. It's not 100% faithful but that what happens when you base something off an old NES game.

I get the feeling they wanted to do SoTN but had to settle with CV3 until they at least get the green light to work on SoTN eventually.

Hi Uwe, how's life now that you're legally not allowed to make movies anymore?

What did DMC2 add anyways?
All I remember was Dante going on a roadtrip through hell at the end to punch some faggot. I don't really see what's the issue of picking up with him returning from that trip and come up with an excuse why he was mopey during DMC2, like maybe his favourite pizza place being closed/destroyed

you’re actually acting like having ACTION SCENES absent in a dmc adaptation isn’t a bad thing. holy shit what even is the series about for you?

>What's the worst adaption
The series was so bad you could've stopped there.

apparently he just makes angry reviews on his site

>now that you're legally not allowed to make movies anymore?
what?

>That pic
>So then I tell her "Get over here", and I gently holder her in my arms...

it isn't

Don't forget that this is still happening.

They're coming to ruin your franchise. Capcom is going to keep giving that hack Paul W. S. Anderson free reign to shit all over their IPs and insert his skeleton wife because retard normies keep seeing them for some reason.

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it’s a common misconception that dante disappears into the portal at the end of 2 but he actually comes back at the end of the lucia campaign. there excuse for switching 2 and 4 is that it makes more sense for 4 to flow into 5 rather than 2 into 5. it also makes it easier to forget that shit trish ripoff - lucia

for me, since i like art,seeing Leon in a portrait painting this was all i needed,

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I had no idea this existed.

isn’t this “monsters invade the real world”

So in Germany, the German government will reimburse you if a movie you make as a German citizen flops. (The Producers is based on this.) Uwe Boll basically abused this by repeatedly making garbage films that failed miserably, some often believe on purpose. So Germany revoked his license to do so. Now he cannot legally make movies in Germany or be reimbursed for making them. That's not stopping him from making movies in the US, mind you, but since he won't get his money back (and also likely no producers will back him) he doesn't and is just an angry manbaby that thinks his ability to box makes him somehow better than everyone else.

My parents like the Resident Evil movies and have no idea they're based off games.

Mobile game's out btw.

I'm having fun.

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Yeah it was pretty disappointing how they ruined the great lore of Resident Evil

>mostly for King Dedede
Texan DeDeDe shouldn't work at all, but I literally can't imagine him sounding any other way after hearing it.

Yes. They will actually fight Rathalos etc. using machine guns and shit because, I shit you not, monsters come through a portal to modern day Earth and the MC, Skeleton McStickbody, is somehow descended from ancient hunters, so that means she can somehow fight them better.

>He's worse than the devil, he's real!
>She says
>Talking about fucking magic dracula
These are the writers who think they're writing mature stories.

Well, it is a nice portrait.

I wouldn't call it faithful but I'd still call it entertaining.

same with my coworker. likes RE and silent hills movies but was puzzled at the mention of the games

Mad they didn't even really beat Dracula

>gacha
no thanks

>Super Mario Bros. movie

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As if your average GoT fan can read above a 4th grade level.

I'm scared to see what the new Mario movie is going to be like since Illumination is making it.

Every video game movie ever in existence.

>youtu.be/_ovdm2yX4MA starts playing in the trailer
>mario and bowser have normal voices, bowser is will arnet and mario is another male comedian
>goombas or toads are the new minions

not even him but it’s kinda kino in a weird way. that a video game could be interpreted in such a way

god there was nothing so wonderful as watching the UMK3 reading with Yea Forums

This. they played it so deadly serious that it was shit.

You posted it

the thing is, an episodic dmc anime could work very well, every episode a new job with dante and either lady, trish, and now nero, in any combination could be great. you could make it character focused if you want to for an episode, or action focused. But for the love of sparda just show us acual fight scenes with dante being stylish rather than him pulling out his sword or guns and cutting away until the fight is over.

I didn't say there was anything wrong with having action scenes you stupid faggot. I said the anime was SoL so crying about no action scenes is retarded.

castlevania netflix was fucking terrible as expected of shitflix leftists
and fuck all you Yea Forumsermin faggots, curse of darkness Isaac was not gay, you're just projecting your SJW closeted homosexual feelings on this fictional character

Don't forget the guy is giant asshole in real life and responsible for 2 deaths on his movie set.

if anything Season 3 will be movie 3, there's no way they'd just let the story end right where it did

Who cares. It's called an adaptation, not a replica.

The bar fight scene was one of the worst things I have ever seen

>is realy ironic that uwe boll made one of the best games adaptation movie ever
it's because postal is inherently retarded and would work with someone like Boll's direction

>The vampire killa, straight real dilla, walkin' around like my name's Godzilla...

KOF Destiny maybe

You posted it. Jesus christ what a fucking disaster.

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The Ape Escape cartoon

Definitely not that one.

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The bigger flaw of the adaptation was reducing the actual fucking adventure through the castle of CASTLEvania to like half an episode at the end of season 2. In hindsight, trying to have three main protagonists with their budget was a horrible idea.

>Not seeing the problem with turning an action series into a Slice of life

>a single chruch can't be corrupt
did you even read Corinthians?

You cunts just couldn't drop your MUH CHURCH MUH LIBRARY MUH VAMPIREGOT shitposting after the Yea Forums thread could you. It hasn't even been more than a few hours

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Remind me why Netflix Castlevania had to force jokes into every episode? It kills the tone of a lot of scenes. *OW MY TESTICLES*

It's easily the best of the live-action Street Fighter movies. I don't know why people fellate the fan-film garbage that is Assassin's Fist.

>Darkstalkers
Obligatory link: youtube.com/watch?v=KiHRLUIZzs4

are you seriously telling me if you were Dracula's significant other you wouldn't describe him like that if you were threatened?

Raul Julia did Bison because his kids were into Street Fighter

check it out guys we got a writing expert here
>all these buzzwords
brainwashed incel
you have to understand the average age of Yea Forums and Yea Forums combined is like 15

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I didn't watched it because muh boy Grant wasn't there. In retrospect, it was probably for the best.

>The guy thought Biff Tannan from Back to the Future was an acceptable actor to portray Maniac.
At least it gave us Biff being homo for Luke.

Superspeed punching and silky smooth 10 FPS animation is not a good example really.

To be fair, it is fairly ridiculous for someone to discount the existence of the devil after spending half their lives with an immortal vampire wizard in his creepy cursed castle.

You're an unbelievable pleb. Also virtually all hand drawn animation is done in twos, which would be 12 fps.

>Also virtually all hand drawn animation is done in twos, which would be 12 fps.
That doesn't make it good.

>making a sol anime for an action video game is turning the series into a sol
I guess those games that came out after the anime aren't action.

doesn't netflix have like a ton of money? what could possibly be the reason for this

its a spinoff you retard

What the fuck? No. There are times when they operate at a loss.

Season 3 is going to have to do gangbusters in the ratings if we want a season 4 considering how gunshy Netflix has gotten

Pretty sure that Castlevania is over, user

All of the movies you mentioned except RE are peak camp and entertaining as fuck. Joyless cunt.

Fuck what did they do to Trevor Belmont? He looks way less badass and 80s, and more generic and "typical anime protag", why'd they cut his damn hair?

It wasn't god who was evil, it was the idiots in control. God would have protected the priest from the big bad wolf, had he not been a heathen.

THIS is it. The absolute worst. Well, Spirits Within is probably worse

No Spirits Within IS worse.

is this from one of the sequels or something

The last episode was completely pointless. You can tell they had absolutely no idea what to do with it.

It was always planned to be three seasons from the get go. It's more whether or not this guy has the interest to do more (spin-off or another story/franchise) and whether he'll get the capital to do so.

you deserve it for even watching such shit

God I fucking hate christfaggots so much.

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Haven't watched Spirits Within but I feel like Advent Children has to be more of a disappointing watch. I mean trying to make a blockbuster with "realistic" CGI animation about random amalgamations of plot points from the Final Fantasy is going to suck because of course it will. And directed by the creator of the series, a series of JRPGs which up to that point had only not been top-down 2D until four years ago, rather than an actual movie director. No way that wasn't gonna suck.

But Advent Children...for fuck's sake, that's a continuation of FF7's story we're talking about here. And what do they do? Make the movie a boring plotless nonsensical mess, give the characters unnecessary "new" designs, fuck up Cloud's personality (and make him into the emo stereotype he is now), and add in fanfiction-tier twists like...a resurrected Sephiroth, and clones of him, with a metal version of One Winged Angel playing while Cloud and Sephiroth rematch! Okay that remix is sick but the whole thing is just so stupid.

It should have been subtle because it makes no sense that not a single person tried to stop her
>Dracula didn't give a fuck
yes, but his right hand man did and literally executed a vampire who said "You know maybe Camilla is right, we should betray dracula"
In what world does it make sense to execute the vampire who agrees to betray dracula with Camilla, but then not execute Camilla as well?

It's not "kinda" kino its genuinely good if you ignore it being Mario bros.

Sypha literally thinks God hates her and her people are persecuted by the entire church. Unlike CV3 where she is an agent for the church.

Enjoy!

youtube.com/watch?v=MvxD6gpG4J4

Holy niggers, season 2 was bad.

>MANCHILD MANCHILD MANCHILD
>ur wife sux lol
>Dracula dies and a parade of absolute faggot antagonists are going to carry the show through S3

Thats why you dont have modern comics writers work on tv shows. They make slow paced bendis method shit. Even worse that Ellis is a 50 year old cringelord.

what about some GOOD adaptations? i enjoyed animal crossing

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seething

Street Fighter Assassin's fist.

>stop perpetuating this made up stereotype
>remake apu into a realistic representation of indian americans
Why do these people pretend that Apu is not a realistic portrayal of Indian Americans who own/work at 7/11 or other food marts? Almost every single 7/11 I've been in has an indian guy with a thick accent

Well he wanted to die.

Besides the lots of boring talking and somewhat lackluster action, It just doesn't feel like Castlevania, it feels generic, not that Castlevania was totally unique but what identity it did have, its not even fair to say the anime captures the surface feeling of the games, it just seems like a standard adventure series, this feels like if you removed all the blood and swearing it would fight right in on 90s saturday morning cartoons

The Ace Attorney movie was great.

There's no such thing as a good adaptation.

Yeah but it's racist for pointing it out

Devil Survivor 2.

>13 episodes long
>the first day took like 4 episodes
>some days were HALF an episode
>one episode killed off like 75% of the cast so we didn't even get the part of the game where the ideals of the party conflict and the crew splits into 3 camps
>no proper final boss, just Lucifer and Stan hugging and then world is restored

>d-don't criticize the show meanie
Don't be such a dork

Oct 4th there's gonna be a Castlevania panel at some con or other. Probably announce season 3 then, small chance they announce its cancellation, but not likely.

You fuckers using the term Mary Sue without actually using it correctly piss me the fuck off. Shut the fuck up if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

>Oct 4th there's gonna be a Castlevania panel at some con or other
Vidya panel or Netflix panel? I need my collection fix.

I just don't get it. Most stereotypes exist for a reason, but mention it and people think you're a racist

t. Dracula

It's because of "representation": If you depict a POC in a position that is indicative of their historical or statistical bearing, you're solidifying stereotypes. If you ignore it, you're erasing them.

Yes, that's a full set: There is no out. The best you can do is make a well rounded character and shrug at criticism (In the case of Apu, critics typically ignore the fact he's probably one of the most upright and intelligent people in the cast.)

Double Dragon: The Animated Series. I'm surprised it lasted two seasons.

>makes the "anything that can go wrong, does go wrong and everyone's a bastard" trope considered "realistic" in pop culture.

And half the cunts being omniscient enough to be that level of nefarious asshole? The fuck

>implying Game of Thrones the tv show doesn't have well written and well-structured story in the early seasons
it doesn't.. it just had more tits and the betrayal novelty hadn't worn off. It was days of our lives convoluted shit.

Meanwhile Vampire hunter D is the best Castlevania anime.

He destroys far too much pussy to fit in here.

>If you ignore it, you're erasing them.
No one says this. You wouldn't be erasing any of Apu's culture if you stopped him from working retail. Stereotypes != culture
It's not some catch-22 bullshit, you've been scared of the liberal boogeyman for too long

I forgot the NFS movie even existed

>the Resident Evil movies
utter cancer not even saved by Milla Jovovich's glorious snatch or diabetes inducing smile or Mansons passible soundtrack

Literally the worst 3d movies ever made.

The only good thing that came out of those movies other than the forementioned was listening to them talk shit on the commentary.

>and a horrific disfigurement

Seconded. It doesn't mean generic shit female character.

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shit, you right.

Perfect example of "so bad it's good".

>My boy... I'm killing my boy.

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This could have been so fucking good without the random ass vampire politics and backstabbing like what the fuck just have them fighting their way through the castle with crazy bosses and shit trying to stop them what's with the fucking library?

Spirits Within didn't fuck over shit like Advent Children
it was literally someone's FF7 fanfic injected to official material

So, what? All hand drawn animation is shit, then?

all wrong

Castlevania was pretty good. Even S2 was way above the average video game adaptation.

That was great

Yes; so scared my advice is to ignore them entirely and write what you want.

Also, since you've been polite enough to make an absolute statement: Yes, someone has said this to me personally. Of course, it was about Chinese-owned laundry, which is entirely different in all the ways that it isn't.

I mean being married to dracula puts her in a pretty good position to know whether satan is actually real or not

that movie was comfy and good. wish nintendo would allow more shit like this. a follow up would be cool now that animal crossing is no longer niche.

triggered

I have yet to find a indian person who sounds like apu. They have a thick accent for sure. But i've never seen a 7/11 indian that sounds like apu.

Yeah, it was just one half-assed boring video game commercial. At least Io was cute though.

The completely pointless Chrono Trigger anime.

The upcoming Anderson's Monster Hunter movie
No need to see more, it's already trash but saldy it will get sequels because people loves to eat that shit like they did with the re movies

You already posted it. Season 2 was fucking garbage

seethe incel it was great.

>QUICK, CHANGE THE CHANNEL
Fucking Zangief I nearly choked on a strawberry the first time I saw that.

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bretty gud except the female vampire noble who said the word "man-child" twice

>Vampire politics
>Library shit
>Dracula is a cuck
>EDGY ATHEIST CRINGE

Yeah naw it was trash

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The Pikmin shorts are dope.
youtube.com/watch?v=LQ8HfktJEl0

Those are literal the best parts sorry that you have no real taste.