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Crikey m8, any other Sparassidae Bruces in this thread?

Something about them just unnerves me from the core like snakes do to others. Can't explain it. I'm not nearly as bad as others and I live innawoods and deal with them daily, but they still get under my skin when they catch me off guard. That said, jumping spiders are based.

Lycosidae is love, Lycosidae is life.

>not picking Archaeidae
So long as they are arachnids

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P. Regius!

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Different biological histories. I have no fear of snakes but I fear spiders and roaches, my DNA clearly has some history wherein spiders and roaches were a detriment to survival, but not snakes ever.

Salticidae all day
imagine being a webcuck

Put all stats into defense and get to level 36 for evolution.

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There are a spider whose bite can give you a hours lasting painful erection before you die.
Good to know THIS exist.

based assassin spider bro, really hope they get a buff next patch to make up for the neck vulnerability that literally only they fucking have

>no peacock spiders
shit list desu

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Spend your last moments fapping. That’s the only way to soothe the pain

Isn't that a theory about "trypophobia"? Where it's just the brain seeing holes in normally solid objects which should mean that they're rotting and therefore should be avoided?

they're part of Salticidae, brainlet-kun

Looks like a type of jumping spider to me, dude.

>no Theraphosidae
I want to be a tank

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>tfw literal spiders are getting jobs as prestigous airport marshals over qualified americans

>trypophobia
I honestly think this shit is related to bee and wasp nests.

Jumping spiders are based.

youtube.com/watch?v=DsGvT2DYJMc

Because they are a insignificant in size compared to us but can kill you with one bite, assuming it's the right species of spider.
So you've got something that is easy to not notice or lose track of, is fairly common and is lethal.
That's a recipe for a spook

For me its opilions

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bane?

>deinopidae stares at your soul
dear god no

I choose crab. We have the biggest dicks

imagine stepping on that butt
barefoot

Too many eyes and legs

>not being the only animal that builds your home and plate from your own ass
Araenidae for daes

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Where all my based pisauridaechads at??

>Not maining funnel web and dabbing on humans with your venom that's only deadly to the primate family.
Sad.

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Yes. That was indeed the joke. Congratulations.

youtube.com/watch?v=aLSGBQUA8l0

It's just instinct, like how we can instinctively know what a human skull is.
We're of course not ruled by it, which is why we get people that get over their fear or have no great fear of spiders at all. Personally I get spooked at looking at them but I'm quite fine with them after the first few seconds.

I choose the smear on the bottom of my shoe

>greentext
>Imagine

>8 limbs, weird number
>disproportionate bodies
>they make weirdo invisible trap nets and just hover on them ominously
>etc
they're weirdo little alien things

and they're also threatening to humans because poison and they hang out in your nooks and crannies

Jumping spider master race

WHY ARE JUMPING SPIDERS SO FUCKING [SPOILER]BASED[/SPOILER]?
youtube.com/watch?v=4u6M12cneyM

>How are people scared of spiders
A number of things that people already said.
Fight or flight instincts after knowing what they can do. Having lived around Black Widows for most of my life, I've grown to not treat them so casually, just out of fear that "this will be the one to ruin me," despite many spiders (such as jumping ones) being kino as fuck.

I wasn't until my science teacher made us watch arachnaphobia

I wish I could like spiders. I think they're fucking cool and have an amazing diversity of species. But fuck me if I can't stand the sight of them in real life or on my computer screen. It just shakes me down to my core. Have any of you spiderfags ever been deeply disturbed by these beautiful little bastards somehow found a a way to get over it?

Only spiders I can be around and not be paranoid as fuck are jumping spiders and daddy long legs.

>poison
Can this meme just die already please

>tfw waking up to find one of these giant bastards huddled in the corner of my room staring at me
I fucking hate Florida

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Just remember that annually, you eat an average of 7 spiders a year in your sleep.
It puts things in perspective.

yeah but those are usually those very small spiders that you can kill with a slight touch

The only time I've ever been afraid of a spider was when i was like 5 and me and my sister were at the zoo and given a large brachypelma to hold. Spiders are the most amazing animals on the planet man.

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Diving bell spiders are Kino incarnate.
Bow down humans

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he cute

Salticidae are bros, i always leave them alone when i find one in my room. They dont make an annoying web and they fuck up any ants that make their way in. Plus they cute.

what is seeing with 8 eyes like

>there’s no spider sim rpg

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THEY CAN SPIT?!?

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terrifying

because they weave webs across walkways and then you walk through them and its like OH FUCK WHERE IS THE SPIDER ON ME

Spend more time around them? I worked outside for a few years and was around giant orb weavers and tarantulas. They don’t scare me but I still wouldn’t let one crawl on me

They are active hunters, in direct contrast to other spiders which just make a web or den and camp. I guess their unique behavior and less threatening appearance (small hairy body, big eyes) makes them a lot less "uncanny" compared to other spiders.

My only problem with spiders is the fact that some of them are poisonous, and sadly in Chile recluse spiders are the most comon kind of spider, I used to fear them a lot, but since I discovered that their poison is slow acting and not fatal if treated I'm less worried about them.

>no mygalommorphs
trash

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Nature is fucking mental.

Huntsmans and Wolves are just two of many species that dont sit in webs
Hunts. They are extremely aggressive hunters and wolves have just as good eyesight as jumpers do

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they go out and fight
we don't like traps, we like a fairish fight

You're already dead.

Imagine being an insect and this is the last thing you see.

Huntsmen are bros. Don't talk shit. What are you, a fucking snowbird?

>>>>>>poison
This isn’t pokemon

Are these vaginas?

Australian here, red backs kill literally anything

ah sorry "venom" english is not my native language

>35,000 species of spider
>only around 35 can hospitalize you
>literally one in ten thousand spiders can ever be medically significant enough to hurt you.

You niggers need to settle down.

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>pass the controller bro

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OI CUNT, WHATS A' RED BACK?

Sup fags

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theres always tons of spiders in my room, have 2 nests about 3 feet from my bed right now

“is a species of highly venomous spider believed to originate in the South Australian or adjacent Western Australian deserts“

“lives in an untidy web in a warm sheltered location, commonly near or inside human residences. It preys on insects, spiders and small vertebrates that become ensnared in its web. It kills its prey by injecting a complex venom through its two fangs when it bites, before wrapping them in silk and sucking out the liquefied insides. Often, it first squirts its victim with what resembles 'superglue' from its spinnerets, immobilising the prey by sticking the victim's limbs and appendages to its own body. The redback spider then trusses the victim with silk. Once its prey is restrained, it is bitten repeatedly on the head, body and leg segments and is then hauled back to the redback spider's retreat”

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True, but Jumpers also have the advantage of being adorable as fuck and oddly curious.

Big spiders are so nice to hold, they're oddly soft

>AFAIK Spiders that big easily die from just falling over

Can confirm. Tarantulas feel like velvet.

While it's always great to be careful you do know the black widow is almost never fatal right? Same with the brown recluse. Seriously America has zero highly fatal spiders.

Widows can be fatal if you're a toddler, elderly or sick, but rarely even that if you can antivenom.

DEINOPIDAE CHADS WHERE YOU AT

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Homer Simpson looking ass bitch.

Say hello too the Cross Orb-weaver it may be called different things where you live but it is one of the worlds most well known spiders, identification is easy as they have a white cross symbol on there back and when threatened will either hide or go too the center of there web and shake it, they are completely harmless to humans and are also know as the Garden Spider and are completely harmless too humans while being a primary source of flying insect removal, including those dickbag wasps thank you for your time.

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Wolf Spider because I'm very familiar with them.

>see a small spider in the corner of my bathroom
>Actually like spiders so let him be
>Kinda cool looking but idk what type it is
>Catch flies and mosquitos and throw them in his web sometimes
>When I clean I wipe underneath his web and then clear the upper parts from hair and old bugs
>Sometimes watch him attack the flies and shit I throw into his web, actually pretty cool to see up close
>One day notice a bigger spider in another corner
>Don't feed this one cause he's bigger and seems to be getting along just fine
>Few days pass
>Suddenly one day the little spiderbro is gone and the big one is in his web
>Feel sad and angry when I notice the old spiderbro is dead and curled up underneath the web
>Catch the big guy in a cup and put him outside
Nature is cruel.

all of their faces look terrifying and cute at the same time, spiders are aliens.

I always bully these guys because watching them shake their web violently is funny. I have to relocate them sometimes because they cheat and set up webs around my flowers and I don't want them getting bee bros.

Should’ve fucking murdered that big asshole spider

You gave little spiderbro the luxury life while he was around, user.

what do they eat?

Marine insects small enough for them to subdue,

That little spider would be gone if the big guy killed it, bugs don't kill for any other reason than to eat.
If a spider is curled up it died of age, disease or starvation/dehydration.

>this pasta