You're in the pub talking to this guy and he pats your girlfriend's head, what do you do?

You're in the pub talking to this guy and he pats your girlfriend's head, what do you do?

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fill his boipucci with my baby batter

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"Haha, that's our Rean... "

He'd do it to you first bro

Shove him away from her and tell him that two dudes holding hands is gay

He is a fucking jobber who never managed to 1vs1 anyone of notice despite daddy Kondo handling him the title of Divine Blade, pretty sure he will just die from holding up too much at one point

If he would die, he'd die from holding up too much cum and blasting it inside your girlfriend's womb lmao

Unfortunately Rean can't steal other people's girlfriends
However, he gets cucked out of his own potential interest by other guys.

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Fuck her harder, knowing he's a desperate permavirgin

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>forgets to mention that the one and only interest to whom the """cucking""" applies was only denied being a love interest to him because she was such a shit-tier character, only good being a human onahole, and literally disliked hard by every fan
Lmao son

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Beg for headpats too

>one and only interest
Oh ohohoho
He can't romance pretty much all the best girls showing up in CS

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>best girls
Name some, let's see how misguided your tastes are haha

>placing your hands on another man's brazen, rippling body packed with muscles
That's even gayer dude

I only started playing CS1 to take a break from WoW, and now I con't stop. I don't get it, I thought this game would be shit and now I'm going to marathon the whole series. CS3 on PC when?

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I'm so sorry that you're stuck with shit girls, Rean self insert-kun

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Absolutely based and redgnosised

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Oh I see how it is: you're attracted to middle-aged women with a penchant for treason. For shame.

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Anything is better than basic bitch tsundere, literal autist or Hanekawa 0.5

Haha, looks like Rean's got himself another one boys...

Nothing's worse than traitors to the cause, bitch nigger.

based

Rean...

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Haha, that's our class of shining jewels for you...

Cope more Skyfag

That's your job

Reminder that Kondo hates how Sky was written, especially Estelle and Joshua's forced romance, and plans to put based Rean in more games as the most popular character in the entire franchise, as the nips would agree.

>shit eating Rean self-insert exist
Amazing

Seething otome-trash consumer

>2014
>japanese fanbase on peak shitstorm over sora/crossbell/sen, fanbase schisms among the games
>go to Yea Forums to talk about the games with few people who in general appreciate all games but at best shits on sen's flaws including the rushed, poor translation from 2d to 3d, loading times, technical and character aspects

>game gets translated
>same shit happens in english fanbase

man im just too old for this series anyway but fuck it

>Harem game
>Best girls aren't romanceable
Whats the point?

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Haha...

But Laura and Emma are romancable?

My girlfriend could kick his ass

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Your girlfriend's a filthy /u/tard, the only thing she's "kicking it" with is Elie's tits and pussy.

Based Aureliabro

haha....

Rean is such a fucking dick. First he cucks his own student by stealing Juna from him. Then, he cucks rean by headpatting ESTELLE OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE AND SHE BLUSHES.. I'M SO MAD.

>he cucks Joshua
ftfy

*Joshua
>so seething can't even type right
thats our anti-rean fag...

All Crossbellians are property of the Mean God King Rean Meme Machine, pal

Anyone have the bank of Rean quip?

Haven't even played this series but I'm pretty sure this shit has been proven wrong a million times.
Just seems to be the same fag writing his fanfic any time this series is brought up and it's pretty sad.

If he touches my girl Fie, I will fuck one of his students.

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