I don’t get why no Fortnite threads exists here. It’s a dope game and everyone loves it...

I don’t get why no Fortnite threads exists here. It’s a dope game and everyone loves it. You guys must not play very good games here then.

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>dope
Who talks like this?

op is confirmed fag if i get 3

Nobody talks about it because it’s a bad game

here's your 3, bro
*fortnite dances*

STW is a fucking mess and I haven't played BR outside of getting the weekly bullshit done.
I'll probably spend a week getting all of the other battlepass challenges but I'm pretty sick of it at this point. The mechs aren't even my gripe. It's just fucking stale and there isn't much they can do the remedy that.

underage

Niggers

I would like if a match had more players and the circle shrunk faster. Battle Royale is too fucking slow. I think they did something like it called Blitz but that's dead now

damn, the kid has potential if nothing else

thanks bro you saved me and made op a fag

Extremely based

We don't talk like that anymore.

Petah get down here!
Ahhh what’s wrong louis?
It’s 6pm and you haven’t fed quagmire yet!
Ehehehhe my bad I’ll head down to the basement now.
Wakey wakey quaggy!
Wh- oh... no I’m still here...
*peter unbuckles his belt, his flabby arse falling out like a waterfall of ruined flesh*
Peter please... please... I- I just wanna see my family again
*peter kicks over the chair, smiling down at the malnourished quagmire as he squats over his face, the rotund spectacle blocking nearly all light as poor quagmire can only stare up at the now widening pucker of peter griffin*
OPEEEN WIDEEEEE
*BRRRAAAAPPPP PFFFRRRTFTFTF PPPPOOPPBBB SWEWWE PRRRRBBBT*
Ble- ahh AAHHHHHHH PETER PLE-
*PLOP POLOP BRRAAAAAPPPPP BBBREEEW PRRRREAAAAAPPPPP*
I-I’m gonna be sick again... peter please let me g-
*BRREAPPPPPOPO POPPPFTTFTR*
Mmmhmm yeah quaggy eat that shit! God I feel like when I met tom cruise that one time at the wheat convention! Oh FUCK quagga here comes the motherlode!
*you can smell the rancid, rotting shit well before it even pokes its vile head from peters stretched hole, the godless log slowly pushes apart peters elastic pucker as if descends into the mouth of dear quagmire, it’s abhorrent, filthy smell choking the air, as the worm laden horror slips over quagmires teeth*
gurgle- choke- gurgle- ack- p-Pete-
*BRRRRAPPOOOOO PPPLPDPDPDPPDPTNRBTNBTBRBRBBRBR BRRRp*
*quagmire looks near death as he chews and swallows the log, as more vile fumes and particles collide with his face, he swallows every chunk, his face pale and his eyes blurred*
Wheeze, cough... peter please... let me go... I... don’t want to die like this.... please
*peter lowers his behemoth rump, the flesh flowing into every mold of quagmires face like a downpour, enveloping his every sense*
Time for desert quaggy
*BRRRAAAAPPPPPP*
The toxic cloud pierces quagmires nervous system to the core, and he slowly suffocates on peters fart, losing consciousness only to wake up at the same time, same place tomorrow*

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Viral marketers who are out of touch.

NOOOOO MY POKEDOLLARS

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>Rom Di Prisco composed Fortnite's OST of all things
>the same Rom Di Prisco that made all those legendary tunes for classic NFS games

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Based

We have a general, user. You're free to join us and lower the quality of it even further beyond

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It’s probably easy bait

>minecraft threads good
>fortnite bad
Zoomer outcasts out

>dope
How did this become a saying for good anyway?

Me but ironically.

>fortnite
if i want to torture myself by playing battle royale shit, i might as well play apex instead, superior in every way

>some marketing retard thought it was a good idea to shill this trash on Yea Forums
>braindead underage zoomers follow
sounds about right

It could be a good game, if it wasnt for the building mechanics. (Or if they changed it in a way you get punished for just spamming)

fuck off with your trendy SHIT game

2000 kids + MTV shows

EGShills have been at it all day.

Boy, you roasted OP alive

>Why yes I do dislike fortnite because it’s popular and for zoomers and only like mature games like super soi bros how could you tell?

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fortnite isn't even a game. just a buch of random game mechanics thrown together for brain dead zoomers to fuck around with

>this game isn’t even a game it’s just a bunch of game mechanics
Take out the buzzwords and this is your arument

I've never played Fortnite but I have furiously jerked off to this thing multiple times

Rate my IQ

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>hurrr it's a shooter but there's also wall crafting or whatever oh and every week there's some new random bullshit thrown in. dabbing bananas lmao
fuck off. a game needs to have coherence, structure and theme. fortnite is just le randumb shit that could only amuse underage brainlets like you

There is a general on vg

not penny/10

Well i like to smoke dope, and if Fortnite is dope, i guess ill give it a shot.

Take your meds steamie and play some shartifact

If dubs this turns into a Baldur's Gate 2 thread.

>muh store war
kys brainwashed faggot

Based

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Spent 30 minutes not seeing literally anyone just to suddenly get shot on the back, biggest waste of half an hour in my entire life

i found it fun at first but the battle royale gamemode wears thin, especially coupled with the autistic building mechanics
>who can build faster

heaven forbid someone actually criticizes or discusses something without it being about my company versus your company

OP is double fag

OH GOD
IM GONNA
IM GONNA

no way those are the in game thighs..

damn op btfo

watch out user! don't say the forbidden word! the coombrain mods are going to ban you!!!

Team Rumble>LTMs>Battle Royale

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they are, in StW
she's too big for BR

Damn fortnite looks like THAT???

Counterpoint:
50v50>Team Rumble>LTMs>Battle Royale

This. Fortnite is a soulless non-game. Reminds me of the game in Ready Player One where it's just random characters models doing random competitive things with no theme or context. Fuck this timeline.

It's garbage, even ignoring the fact that only children and streamers(practically children) play it.
Boy do some of the skins make me fucking diamonds though.
I like that robot bitch

I forgot about 50v50, that mode was pretty good.

Dope has been a thing since the 80's kids
And it came from hip-hop

>probably

Have another 3

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i wont play this game but i will be fapping to pics of this bunny hoe tonight if i find any

that's the only reason i stopped playing the game back in S5, when they replaced it with team rumble it loss any appeal it had for me, it just became a glorified 3rd person shooter
the jetpack mode was pretty fun tho

ah the overwatch treatment, good lad.

Can someone tell me in multiple sentences why Fortnite annoys you/sucks? It annoys me too but i'm fucking terrible at putting things like this into words

>Boy do some of the skins make me fucking diamonds though
This is the only reason to play that shit.

PepeW

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Maybe the reason why you can’t put it into words is because you don’t really have that opinion and just listen to whatever you think makes you look cooler

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>It’s a dope game
Super Mecha Champions is better, even in its lackluster state.

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in the PVE mode. Female constructors are thicc. Too thicc for battle royale.

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in what country is PARP used as an onomatopoeia for a fart?

MOMMY

never thought id say this but i need fortnite porn asap

My high school friends in 1997