Lessons every core gamer needs to understand

Lesson 1: Nobody cares how poor you are.

Videogames are a cheap hobby. If you can read this, you’re most likely on a device capable of playing hundreds of great videogames, and for practically free. You can emulate DOS games, SNES games, arcade games in MAME, adventure games in ScummVM, and countless others. There are classics throughout the medium which are just as essential to play as any game you might not have the means for yet. You could be a blessing to yourself and others by expanding your tastes, discovering underrated gems, and sharing them. You could play DoDonPachi, Another World, Mother 3, Osman, The Colonel’s Bequest, A Mind Forever Voyaging, The Silver Case, DOOM II (you could spend a year just playing DOOM WADs and continuously be surprised), one-credit-clear a Metal Slug, get good at StarCraft, or just forget about having taste and waste your life playing clicker MOBAs (but please don’t post about anything other than clicker MOBAs if you do this).

Yet people aren’t content with having several lifetimes of free entertainment available to them, so they feel the need to complain about videogames that cost money, or that require hardware (PC or console) that costs money, or that have in-game purchases or subscriptions. They dress up their complaints using concepts like “value”, “product”, “consumer rights”, and other bullshit that has nothing to do with the actual quality of the game to someone who has no problem affording it.

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ur mum is a cheap hobby

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Nobody wants to play old shit, that’s why it’s free.

Tl;dr faggot

Fuck off

this thread again
get used to the new pasta

This. If you can’t afford games you shouldn’t even be playing them

In other news, OP is a dick sucking faggot.

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Poor people should have equal access to games. Prove me wrong

>MAME

Dumping recs. Find the big-ass torrent and get this favorites file to get them (put in \ui).
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Donkey Kong
DK Jr.
Mario Bros.
Bubble bobble
Outrun

Susume! Mile Smile, Gunbarich, Money Puzzle Exchanger, Tranquillizer gun

Galaxian, Galaxian 2 - Galaga, Galaxian 3 - Gaplus, Galaxian 4 - Galaga88, Ghosts n Goblins, Marble Madness, Ms. Pacman, Pac-n-Pal, Dig-Dug, Joust, Star Wars (1983), Omega Race

Galaxian, Gorf, Space Invaders, Q*Bert, Frogger, Robotron: 2084, Sinistar, Cosmic Guerilla, Star Force, Explosive Breaker, Bad Dudes, Both Contra arcade games

Pigskin 621 A.D., Rally-X, Rampage, Burger Time, Gravitar, Lunar Lander, Mappy, Bonk's Adventure, Gauntlet, Hot Rod, Popeye

Pooyan, Bosconian, Punch-out!! Arcade, Tempest, I, Robot, Sunset Riders, Darkstalkers

Robotron 2084
Tempest
Smash T.V.
Marble Madness
Missile Command
Galaga '88
Rampage
Double Dragon
Final Fight
The Punisher
Alien vs. Predator
Dungeons & Dragons: Tower of Doom
Dungeons & Dragons: Shadow Over Mystara
Battle Circuit
Captain Commando
Cadillacs and Dinosaurs
The King of Dragons
Knights of the Round
Warriors of Fate
Armored Warriors
Magic Sword
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles In Time
The Simpsons
X-Men
Golden Axe: Revenge of Death Adder
Shock Troopers
The King of Fighters '98
The King of Fighters 2002
Super Street Fighter II Turbo
Street Fighter Alpha 3
Street Fighter III 3rd Strike
Real Bout Fatal Fury Special
Real Bout Fatal Fury 2
Garou: Mark of the Wolves
Samurai Shodown 1 and 2
The Last Blade 1 and 2
Centipede
Millipede
Magical Drop 1-3 (1 is called Chain Reaction in EN)
Elevator Action Returns
The Outfoxies
NBA Jam
WWF WrestleFest
Saturday Night Slam Masters
Die Hard Arcade
Dynamite Cop
Puzzle Bobble / Bust-a-Move

>nobody cares how poor
okay this was written by a brazilmonkey.

That’s perfectly fine english abdul

*yawn* it's not. I'm pure basque which means i don't have to take any shit you colonized mutts have to say

A Smash thread died for this.

>basque
You speak a literal caveman language and your country isn’t real Paco.

*yawn* better than being mixed *zsnaps*

You know part of me laughs and is confused that someone took the time to write a list of essential Arcade games, then I remember the Arcade games I grew up with are more than 20 years old (some more than 30) and there are adults who do not know these games.

So I sincerly say thank you for making this list of games.

formerly chuck

>mixed
100% white, but not everyone is that lucky, you’re half arab anyway.

basques are far separated from the rest of the Spaniard mongrel arab rape babies. quite literally the true spanairds.

Simply too much of a smart post for Yea Forums

Lessons every gamer needs to understand:
>If you unironically label yourself as a 'gamer' you're a fucking retard who should be buried in a ditch.

sorry user but i need to keep playing my f2p games that sink my money!

>true spaniards are cavemen
So that’s why Spain is always in chaos

tl;dr: waaaaaaa stop making threads about Link's Awakening, it's my favorite game

I want my... I want my Feed and Seed
I want my... I want my Feed and Seed
I want my... I want my Feed and Seed
I want my... I want my Feed and Seed

Now look at them farmers - that's the way you do it
You sit out in front of the Feed And Seed
They ain't comfy - that's the way you do it
Get your
Money for Chuckin' and your chicks for Sneed

They ain't comfy - that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't cringe
Maybe janny knows he can't stop us
Maybe Moeposter's ass just got singed

We gotta grow us some tomacco
At the former Simpson place
We got to overcome superstition
We gotta lower our soil pH

See the city-slicker with the loafers and the manicure
He likes good groomin' and he sure don't care
That city-slicker got a fancy German car
That city-slicker planting Gummy bears

We gotta grow us some tomacco
At the former Simpson place
We got to overcome superstition
We gotta lower our soil pH

I shoulda learned to reset my router
I shoulda learned to change my IP
Look at that janny - he just nuked half of a Simpsons thread
Man, he does it for free

And in this thread, what's that? Facebook memes?
I want more edits of the Feed And Seed
That ain't comfy - that's the way you do it
Get your
Money for Chuckin' and your chicks for Sneed

We gotta grow us some tomacco
At the former Simpson place
We got to overcome superstition
We gotta lower our soil pH

Listen here,
Now that ain't comfy - that's the way you do it
You sit out in front of the Feed And Seed
That ain't comfy - that's the way you do it
Get your
Money for Chuckin' and your chicks for Sneed

Money for Chuckin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for Sneed (I want my Feed and Seed)
Money for Chuckin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for Sneed (I want my Feed and Seed)
Money for Chuckin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for Sneed (I want my Feed and Seed)
Money for Chuckin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for Sneed (I want my Feed and Seed)

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It's a compilation from a /vr/ thread on it, since I myself am as you describe and hadn't played more than a few flash emulated arcade games until recently. Playing Donkey Kong at a cabinet was magical and made me want to explore more of them.