ITT: autistic things you do while playing games
ITT: autistic things you do while playing games
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playing video games
Pretend like I’m streaming and talk to imaginary watchers while playing.
I even make up fake donation messages I can pretend we’re given to me.
I’m so lonely
I pretending I have friends and on a discord call with them
I shit talk the game sometimes when I get into it
Also explain mechanics and other tidbits about the game as if I'm talking about it with someone
moan sexually when i get angry
Larp as autistic girl and talk to retarded manchildren using them for free stuff eventually pretend cucking them
I talk and make comments as if the in-game characters could hear me
Talk to friends on discord
Talk shit to the characters in game and compliment them when they do good.
Intentionally overlevel the fuck out of my character so I can steamroll a large chunk of the game before needing to do it again.
I rub my upper lip against my nostrils and sniff it. It doesn't even smell so I don't know I bother sniffing but that's what I do
You use alts and mail the shit to your main, yes?
type sneed
Chuck
>playing a racing/flying game
>move left to right when making a turn.
When playing racing games I hold the accelerate button harder when I want to go faster
I cant fucking stop it, it just happens without me noticing.
Make sure ive got at least 1 of every consumable item in the game
I pretend I get hit in real life when I take damage in the game, conversely I pretend I dodge shit in real life
I always make my characters walk when I have the chance to make it more realistic
I only equip the most fashionable or believable items (even if they don't change my character's looks)
I always try to heal my AI party members because I don't want to make them feel bad or ignored
I always equip the most expensive shit to the female party member I like the most
Second one is a good way to lock in the understanding yourself. Not autistic. People do this for a ton of different mediums.
I always try to rocket jump in every single shooter that has a rocket launcher or something similar.
It doesn't work on almost all games but I will never stop trying it
Usually
You say one first you faggot
i always blame the character instead of me, like i'll say "yes dude DO THAT PLEASE DO THAT THANK YOU DUDE" instead of blaming myself.
the PS3 controller has analog buttons, not just the triggers, so pressing it harder would actually matter
Have a conversation in my head with my mic muted then wonder if i had it unmuted and said it out loud
To be fair some games have shitty garbage bullshit that can be entirely blamed on the design.
whenever possible I always create the same 3 characters in every game I play, don't know why I started doing that.
i do the first thing while playing games and cooking
Well, why don't you stream then
"Revealing" the game for the first time, like at E3 or something. I imagine a crowd oohing and aahing when I move the camera around and climb a tree in Super Mario 64.
Not quite playing video games, but I'll go and talk about the shit in my collection and pretend like i'm giving a tour of it all to my friends and/or family and/or future child
I hammer the R2 of the PS4 controller as if it was a irl trigger of a weapon
ahahaha i do the same thing
sometimes i imagine myself going back in time and showing a newer game to an audience in 2003
And when taking apart games or consoles I pretend like I'm passing on the knowledge to my younger siblings/future child
stick a finger up my ass
Fpbp
I HAVE OCD AND I HAVE TO RELOAD THE GAME AN SPECIFIC NUMBER OF TIMES IF I FUCK UP BEFORE CONTINUING AND ITS DRIVING ME (more) INSANE
>create a different persona and background for every game i play
>do this out of paranoia of anyone from another game ever recognizing me
>have all these personas well documented in text files and how i should act when playing certain games, what my birthday and real life name is for each game, where i live, email accounts, etc
>don't actually have any friends or people i talk to, i just do this just in case someone tries
you know, people dont actually care that much who you are
>take out my special gamecube controller
>stick the input part in my asshole
>press the A button and stand up
>use the dpad to walk myself around the house
>run around while wavedashing with the controller
>wabble the cat
>take it out and put it up until next gaming session
I've been playing AC:NL recently because of hype for the new Animal Crossing game, and I've noticed some really autistic behavior in myself
I talk to the villagers in out loud when playing on my 3DS and get genuinely happy or sad depending on their reactions / whatever is going on in the game
Pic related my favorite villager
this sounds like fun honestly haha
I pretend I'm playing a demo at E3 to an audience. I'll pan the camera real slowly, explain game features that I like, and basically shill what I'm playing to an invisible audience.
It helps me appreciate games
Touch my vagina.
>jerk off to mods
I pretend I'm playing a japanese game before the western release and that I'm recording cool early gameplay footage.
I always close doors behind me in games
>character says something cringe/embarrasses himself
>have to get up and take a short walk
Not even sure why I do that.
Show
>hold my breath when character is underwater
>mimic characters facial expressions
>constantly jumping, my space bar is all crooked because I press it down on one side os much
when i get fed up with the game's bullshit i sometimes make weird faces and choking-like noises for a couple of seconds to get the anger out and then i keep laughing every time i lose until i just stop playing
grind my teeth and make spastic high pitch noises when im excited or anxious
I always use the generic option of a unit instead of a named one if I have a choice and /your dudes/ it.
Go to sleep in a bed before turning the game off.
Change the characters clothing when they enter a city or the wild.
Make sure they eat food regularly. even if it just restores health and they're full hp.
>hold my breath when character is underwater
I do this all the time when watching movies fuck.
Quirky autistic: If I knock something over in a room I reload a save to make it nice and neat again.
Actual autistic: I need every stat and score point to be a neat number, as many of the digits zero as possible.
I have crippling OCD and I haven't started a single new game in over 2 years for fear of getting trapped in a pit of compulsions
Walk instead of run when someone is talking to me or I'm inside someones house.
Holy shit my brother is the same lmao
While I'm extremely autistic I usually don't do much in games that is autistic outside of some ocd things.
Probably the closest is that when I played p5 in NG+ I used a new name for the explicit reason of that it was a "different" person so they could date someone else soundly.
You sound like one wholesome motherfucker.
Post the pasta
I was always at vending machines on GTA San Andreas because I always felt like CJ was thirsty :)
>i have ocd
no you dont, go back to tiktok
WTF i do that too, pretty retarded.
Sprint into the distance during the assassin's creed loading screen and then jump right before it fades to white.
ayyyyyyyy
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MP games I start singing shit like
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