No one has a penis in video games

Dante's Inferno would like to have a word with you, young man

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how tall are you?

5'6

ahem

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i'm sorry user

how big do you guys think it is?

Might as well start transitioning now

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the average male height is 5'8

looks as big as mine, so I'm gonna guess about 18cm (7")

funny

Maybe female (m)

I'm assuming he's flaccid at the moment, smartass, and the size I mentioned is in full mast.

how big is your dick

yeah buddy you're not 7''

this

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bro it's alright, just embrace your manlethood

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>7"
>tfw you mesure your dick throughout high school because you think your dick is small
>be 24cm, or about 9"
I've only ever seen porn dick, I honestly have no idea what big is...
It reminds me of how I always thought my coach had massive hands, but when I put my hand against his to arm wrestle, he was way smaller then me.
Perspective is a bitch.

>9''
post proof or you're full of it

I refuse to take dick pics.
Why would anyone care enough about some random anons option enough to put their dick on the internet?

t. 5 incher

the average male penis size is 5"

That's really confusing too, I've never seen a dick that small.

you're not going to fool me into posting my dick on Yea Forums, "buddy"

24cm is fucking huge, some say the average is 12cm or less, 24cm is in fact so outrageously long that I think you're just jesting

That's because porn doesn't glorify and only display 5" penises.

shut your fucking mouth you stupid fucking nigger retard god damn you have no fucking brain just shut up already you dont even know what youre talking about just trying to act cool and big FUCK YOU

there it is.

I'm a virgin that will probably never even get use of it anyways, so I'll just take that as irony from God.

sex is overrated anyways, but I do recommend trying to get oral from a girl that does it good, it's the best thing ever

>sex is overrated
how to spot a virgin

You know I kind of disagree. I like vaginal sex a lot but I can never get in to oral. The sound of it is just so fucking retarded that I'm trying to fight between maintaining an erection and laughing.

It's actually 5'9"

why do men feel the need to accentuate their penis size? i don't think any of us really care how tiny you are

its actually 5'9", which means that there are so many more guys taller than you. most guys are taller than you. i hope you arent asian or hispanic so you got the height genetics

There it is. The true nature of the manlet with a small dick. Eternally seething; no escape from their fate.

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I know that feel. My dick is 8 inches but still always feels small. Porn warps the mind. A lot of those guys get surgery too

You've just never had good sex then. I used to think the same shit until I had sex with this brown girl. I just can't go back now.

I'm 5'10". Do I have a chance?

>5'10"
Ahahahaha when will manlets learn? If you arent 6 feet or up, you're basically a midget and irrelevant in female eyes

Same reason why women with itty bitty kitty titties are always insecure compared to women with big fat cat tats.
It's an evolutionary sign saying "this option is better, reproduce with this one instead," which stings all of us inside.

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Some 5' dude with a 3" dick goes to every thread like this and talks about how he's 6'4" and has a 9" dick, laughing the whole time as people taller than him with bigger dicks feel bad about themselves.

>mfw I'm over 6 feet, but have a small dick
So close to being something great...

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>the average mutt height is 5 foot 8
thats fucking sad

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Dude if you get the girl into your bedroom and have them naked the deal is pretty much sealed unless your dick is like an inch and a half hard.

>one chance at life
>born a genetic failure
it's not fucking fair

I mean even if you had a big dick, you wouldn't have a Chad face or money and you need all 4 or it's off to the mines with you. You might as well end it now

i'm 6'1
doesn't matter when you're a weak sperg permavirgin, i'd rather be short but better in other ways, by far

>tfw you'll never be chad much less a slayer
It's time to rise up!

> the deal is pretty much sealed unless your dick is like an inch and a half hard.
I guess there's now hope for me then.

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nigga just work out

You might as well just start stockpiling ammo now

>implying working out can fix a bad face and frame
i have 24 inch shoulders but im fat

You probably don't even look that bad Yea Forumsro. Post face!

i would but i need to lose weight

Why would I need to stockpile? I only need one bullet to kill myself right?

there's no possible way your dick is an inch and a half hard

i would but i'm a lazy trashbag of a human being as well as having social anxiety
my ideal would get strong with bodyweight shit so i dont have to go in public to work out, but it's a pipe dream

Except Poison

I mean sure if you're a pussy

>there's no possible way your dick is an inch and a half hard
You're right its not. Its just barely under that.

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literally how? do you have like hormone imbalances since birth or something? i don't believe this
i mean even if this is real it's not like penis size is that important dude. there's so many things worth living for

>tfw 6'0'' tall hispanic man living in a city that's like 70% hispanic and 30% asian
>I'm a full head taller than almost every guy i every interact with
>most woman don't reach my shoulder
>travel to a mostly white city
>feel really short

I thinks it just genetics. Dad gave me and my brother a talk about having a small dick and he said something along the lines of his own dad giving a talk to him about it.

Hundreds of thousands of people have made their own characters, not to mention the NPCs in exiles. Also you're moving the goalposts.

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that just proves you have a lineage of roman peckers, don't worry too much about it then

how do you masturbate?

ever see that gif of the guy rubbing his innie penis?

no

arent you curious about what an innie penis is?

yes post it

i dont have it because im not gay and save gifs of guys rubbing their innie penis'

you can delete it after that makes it less gay now find one and post one or im calling your dick small

it is small

GTAV

Someone spent over an hour on this picture collecting and rating pictures of men and then writing his completely delusional and blatantly wrong ideas about it. Someone took it seriously enough to save it and post it somewhere else. Be glad you're neither of them