What the fuck?

Haha fuck Nintendo. The Switch is a piece of shit and now they've made it shittier with this thing. Imagine playing that garbage game XC2 in 240p

Did you try detaching it?

it's literally nothing

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you can't be serious, they literally didn't do anything to the software besides remove the docking feature. lmao

It's still incredibly dumb that it can happen at all, how do you even leave something like that. Did they even try the thing at all.

I pity the faggots who bought this shit

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That's still pretty fucking dumb and might have scared a lot of people out of buying the Lite.

flop confirmed

so, does that mean that thing is 100% unusable if you're not connecting to the internet and downloading an update?

Wait what the fuck? It's orange, not yellow?

Is it true Animal Crossing won't work on Lite?

That'll be 200 dollars plus tip.

It happened at all, that's pretty embarrassing.

Does anyone have a pic of a 2DS stuck on the "turn on the 3D slider" screen?
This was a thing when you needed to downgrade to install CFW, but I can't find a picture anymore.

One thousand years in MS paint.

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Why would it scare anyone lmao, it's incredibly easily fixable.

>we have a product for those who can't afford any kind of connectivity, it's called nintendo switch

it's hardly widespread right now, it's just 1 news post and a few twitter posts

You need to install an update for it. Imagine someone without internet in this situation. What do they do?

>don't have internet access
>literally can't ever use the Lite
Top tier jej

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Wow you buy a device and its literally non functional on the stock firmware.

A literal non functional lump of plastic and silicone.. that is until you install the 'official Nintendo Switch firmware package' (all rights reserved and your console might be made a useless lump of plastic at any time in the future with no recourse)

Thanks Nintendo!

Eh yeah that would obviously suck, I guess I just imagine anyone can get to internet somewhere, but yeah you might be somewhere without it for a couple of days or whatever, which would suck.

name me a situation where you won't have internet

I might be wrong but can I buy a PS4 and turn it on and play without connecting to the internet and updating?

How about Xbox One?

3rd world country

Third world shithole

Power goes out and you forgot to charge your cellphone

>it's literally nothing
>Need to do extra steps for it to work how it's suppose to
Ok.

yes for the internet part, physical games will come the newer firmware if you need it to play the game

so you can stay forever offline if you wish, but it'll still update

This lol
The only thing I could imagine is if you're some businessman travelling and you boot up your switch for the first time on the airplane. In which case, fuck you, read a damn book.

..no idea if switch does a similar thing, but in this case it means all older games are unusable given they don't have that newer firmware

For PS4 certain games have system updates on the disc that you buy, for uodates you're fucked though. No idea about Xbox One.

so if you don't internet access you're screwed. Only retards buy N shit anyway, still I feel bad for them.

>certain games have system updates on the disc
All games actually have a system update file on disc it's been like this since PS3/X360.

Kid from a poor family was able to scrap together enough money to buy their kid a Switch after asking for 2 years.

good thing I am not an amerimutt
then just wait for the power to come back on
if I was a businessman traveling then I wouldn't bring a bing bing wahoo machine like a manchild that shit stays at home

...but yeah, ultimately you NEED those normal game updates, firmware alone isn't enough. Day 0 original games are so bug ridden that they're often unplayable

youtu.be/MwD3sQAgwt4

The d-pad is also confirmed shit. Its entire selling point down the drain.

dumb ESL retard

If you run a company where people buy your shit regardless of quality, why waste money on QA?
You're stupid.

The entire selling point was to make directional inputs worse? Or do people genuinely believe that a single piece of plastic is better than having 4 individual buttons for directional inputs?

>poor north korean immigrant gets a nintendo switch and he can't even set it up

I guess you north koreans knew how to set up 1 thing, and that's a campfire

mom unplugs the internet

What video game console of the 90's do you recommend for me?

> i hate nintendo
> i hate pokemon
> I hate the legend of zelda
> I hate RPG games
> I only play video games Rated E for Everyone (KA, Kids to Adults) in the ESRB
> i hate Sonic
> hates call of duty
> I don't like fighting games
> I hate violent games

>scrape together for console
>still have to buy 60$ games

>a-at least it has 30 minutes more of battery life!
Holy shit, I can't believe how many retards on this very board were seriously talking about buying this as their "second system". Do they not know the thing comes out of the fucking dock? I love Nintendo but imagine making up any excuse at all to gobble up every turd they push out.

My fist up ur ass
Bend over.

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Werks on my machine :^)

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>I don't like vidya

Because it is for any sort of rolling or rocking motion.

All the more reason he should've found a launch model and hacked it.

PC-Engine

you realize most console players just buy a game or two tops, right?

>black
lol incel

idk puzzle games

Your mom's dildo. The BBC one.

>people forgot the "you need to update the console to play this game" forced messages
The switch has always been a brick without internet connectivity.

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>he can't switch

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How did you get an orange SL?

puzzle games on the pc engine

Arcade games
Shmups

Why reasons the turbografx 16 / PC-Engine would be my ideal console of the 1990's?

>releasing a model that can't Switch and has less features
>nintensoys eat it up

Goed for you nederflikker

It has hours less battery time than revised OG Switch. This handheld is so gimped. They should've just copied Vita's d-pad and OLED and still allowed TV Out output.

wait can you just push b and skip the setup

Because you hate video games

You are forgetting japanese businessman user.
Depending on of it affects then nintendo stock might go down.

both violent

Holy kek I was actually thinking about buying the Pokemon SS Lite and keeping my jailbroken Switch docked, but this is just sad.

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Imagine user, more than ten years from now when you find one of these unopened in a box. The same say you do original playstations now.

When Nintendo's update servers are turned off the stock console will be completely useless unless you are able to hack the firmware.

I do not hate video games.

I just prefer to have different alternatives and tastes to the rest

>"But consoles are simple and work straight out of the box!!!"

whis is this trash still called a fucking SWITCH despite not even having detachable joy cons nor the docking feature anymore?

fucking Neokiketrashitpisstendo

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Why is it called the Playstation 4 if you have nothing to play on it?

Why the hell would anyone who owns a Switch already want to buy this. I can't be the only one thinking this.
This thread is just making me more satisfied I didn't sell mine.

You're not fucking serious are you lol

Why is it called the Xbox one if it's the third console Microsoft released?

because it's the last one they'll make

>X Box One X
>X B O X
WOW

Jailbreak an old one for free games and custom firmware, and buy a Lite for playing online (if you really care about Nintendo online).

>costs $100 less
woah

Obviously german and not dutch
kanker mongool

Russian hackers blow it up

I don't even use Online to begin with. Mine is launch day but it has the latest update so I don't know if I'm screwed there or not.

>X Box One S
>X B O S
???

>frog
>thinking about buying Pokemon ss
Opinion invalid

I think all old models regardless of FW can be hacked.

Heb geslachtsgemeenschap.

So name some games you enjoy.

go to mac donalds and fucking use the wifi there its just an one time online connection

Only the expensive model has that perk, the rest are not true XBOX.

Nah this can't be real

please tell me you're joking

Might get just so I can play Zelda on the shitter.

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>I just prefer to have different alternatives and tastes to the rest
>I'm a special snowflake
LMAO what a faggot

You don't like games

this had potential to increase a lot of switch product sales, and if it's a minor thing to get past, this will hurt it badly because people unfamilar with updates will return them, and it will hurt Nintendo's brand much more.

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You can literally already do this with the original Switch

>X box S All-Digital
>XboxSAD
What did they mean by this?

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Look at those fat hands

I believe the idea here would be that he does not have the original switch and a cheaper one is good enough for the toilet

Is it comfortable to hold?

So far all I see is a shitpost photoshopped tweet, has literally a single other source confirmed this? Any articles about this? Or you're all just eating it up?

This is exactly why I told you fucking idiots to never buy shit at launch

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WHERE'S THE CROWBCAT VIDEO?

nintendosoup.com/nintendo-switch-lite-asks-users-to-detach-the-joy-con-when-there-isnt-any/

Yes

I just finished setting mine up and it's working fine

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fifa
gran turismo
pac-man
rayman
need for speed
tetris
crash bandicoot
megaman
madden nfl
spyro
nba
nascar
yugioh
v rally

There's plenty of different sources but this was barely reported few hours ago. It's not a huge problem for most people (you just have to connect it to the internet), it's more of a silly QA fuckup making it a brick if offline

Well shit, I'll get on that then if Switch Pro doesn't happen.

3DO

I don't have one of those, and this one is cheaper.

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can we all agree that yellow is the best colour

you can, you will just never get game updates. to my knowledge you can update the system software by downloading the patch from a PC to a USB drive and plugging that into a PS4 USB slot.

No its teal

The update it's ready predownloaded with the system.

Can't you skip the tutorials?

sadly nowadays lot of on-disc games are totally fucking broken without the day 1 patch

Candy Crush

Why are yellow, grey, and miku the only colors they have for this?

so if your analog starts drifting do you have to send in the entire console for repairs?

I'm holding off on buying one until the drifting problem is solved.

No, only way is to go online and update it.

Reasons why the 3DO would be my ideal console of the 1990's?

looks cheap

I'm not getting one, but I like the blue. It reminds me of the DSi.

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>imagine not knowing how lighting works
jesus

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahaha

Because it's shit just like your taste in vidya

>>costs $100 less
>woah

Well yeah, if I sold you a car with no engine I would charge you less also.

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no, not if you are used to gamepads

It's 699.99 US DORRAR (like $1200 with inflation), this is top quality shit that you can brag about.

ugly pokemon version out next month

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that's a funny way of spelling black user

That's hilarious, it's not exactly the way I'd want a new device to greet me.

Live in a part of california that isn't the valley or a mexican shithole.

part of the reason i got the yellow is because it reminds me of my first gameboy

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Bomberman bro

>tfw shit like this will keep happening with more and more devices, you'll even need to connect your smart TV (if you were dumb enough to buy one) to the internet or else it's a brick

Imagine being the kid with the tranny switch.

the grey looks REALLY shitty and cheap

okay

What games for 3do interactive multiplayer do you recommend?

the important question is. are switch lights hackable?

Why can't nintendies make good hardware anymore?

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brazil or some other spanish speaking country

it's a software bug though isn't it? Only affects like 1% of people and is easily fixed

oh yeah tough guy well you look really shitty and cheap

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It's more like a tiny car

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This product shouldn't even exist, the Switch has been out for like 3 years, just cut the price by $100.

It's okay when Nintendo does it.

>shmups are violent
do you have tiny brain illness

lmao I own a switch but this is fucking hilarious

>nintendo cutting prices
good joke

KEK it truly is a gimped switch.

thats a pretty fucking retarded analogy kid

A lot of people don't which is why the blue/white dress was a thing.

I had a problem like this.
I used to work on board ships and internet access on board is expensive and requires loggin in on a website after you connect to the wi-fi. Bought myself a PS4 and some games but was locked out of call of duty WW2 because it absolutly required a update and wouldn't let me play it out of the box. Literally couldn't play my game untill I jerry rigged some extension cords and a tv on a outside deck not many people used when we were docked so I could plug in a tv and the ps4 so I could connect using my phone as a wireless router.

If i was still on board I would be locked out my switch lite until we got to a port.

Yep. I was going to get one but I have no internet. Guess I'm not getting a lite. Good going, Nintendo.

The Lite is pretty good good hardware-wise, looks like a software bug

youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

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Good thing you aren't in marketing. This thing is gonna print money this holiday season
Screencap this

They cut the price of the 3DS by $100 a year after it came out.

or just wait, the general idea is to not get things at launch. It may even have other defects that will become apparent later

>QA
I'm willing to bet Nintendo just slapped a new shell and a new screen together without changing anything.

It's sad because nobody bought it

People that don't play Nintendo games think Nintendo is too expensive because their games don't end up in the $10 bin at walmart a month after release like the other consoles.
Normies aren't used to going a game a few weeks after launch and still having to pay full price.

I would prefer to not make consumers feel like they're getting a good deal only for them to realize they regret getting the worse version of a product. It's called having morals.

You throw it in the trash.

Well I mean they clearly are and you can see that from the fact that the Switch still costs $300 and that a Gameboy remake costs $60.

Kill yourself eric

Worse version in what way? Not being able to plug it into a TV? You seriously think kids buying this for Pokemon give a damn about that?

This shit is pretty fucking dumb and there's no defending it, but who doesn't have Internet when we're almost in 2020 besides shitholes that probably don't sell video games like Tunisia or other Central African states?

If you live in the 3rd world without Internet you have bigger issues, and other things to be spending your money on other than a Switch Lite poorfag

3DS got a quick price cut because it sold so poorly, they straight up had to apologize for it
Switch is printing money right now, and the Lite is only gonna add to that bottom line
Keep in mind the new, more efficient SoC is also being used in the full sized Switch now

go back to facebook.

Even then you could probably use wifi from Starfucks or McDonalds, unless of course those don't exist in your country in which case you probably live in some war torn African shithole and not being able to play your Switch is the least of problems

I'm not sure whether I regret buying the 3DS on launch or the Xbox One.

>regret buying a hackable Switch
Go away sonnyger

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You'll see them on other social media places getting mad at Nintendo for Zelda still costing 60 bucks.

I see it every now and then if vidya news pops up while I'm chatting with my mom on facebook or some shit.

Nice quality control you got there Nintendoo

>I'm not sure whether I regret buying the 3DS on launch
>regretting all of those rad Ambassador games that are exclusive to Ambassadors on the 3DS for some fucking reason so no one else got sweet GBA games like Wario Ware or Sacred Stones

>mfw I still paid full price for a 3DS but didn't qualify for ambassador status because I was beyond the cut off point but before the price cut

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when did I mention the Switch in my post? I'm talking about how I bought both of those consoles early, neither of which are the Switch, and I regretted it.

ORANGE CONSOLE BAD

Yeah disregard that I suck cocks

>you lived to see the day where the gaming industry is so incompetent that day one system breaking updates are normal

by this rate we probably won't have video games at all in 50 years. how weird.

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I honestly didn't pay attention to my 3DS again until after that passed. Unless if it didn't pass and I can still sign up for it.

all good

>New Switch Lite

>Nintendo employees literally don't even turn it on for initial set up one time

Hmmm

>This shit is pretty fucking dumb and there's no defending it
>proceed to defend it

You have to be fucking retarded and grasping at straws to think that people having the means to purchase a switch in the year 2019 don't have access to ANY internet at all, even in a public place. You're all posting on the internet right now.

>Unless if it didn't pass and I can still sign up for it.
Basically yeah, just call in and tell them your 3DS serial number, they should be able to check to see when you bought it.

damn maybe I'll get around to it then.

That's irrelevant, the point is that it's poor QA and something that shouldn't happen. Also a sign that there may be more problems if anything given how little they care.

If it was left like that on purpose with the intention that the update is required, then it should have "internet access required" on the box.

Why bother now when the 3DS is so piss easy to hack?

Hack your 3DS you mongoloid.
In the freeshop golden age, those ambassador games could even be downloaded straight from Nintendo. Even to later models like the XL.

This is a mobile device. There could be times where you might travel somewhere that doesn't have an internet connection, or you dont want to connect to an open wifi. Then this shit happens... embarrassing.

Really want some rich fag to buy one and take it apart to see

>have no internet
>browse Yea Forums
how

>then just wait for the power to come back on

>damn, the electricity went out. I'll just pass the time by playing some videogames. Let me turn on my Switch
>can't because of this bullshit

And you defend this, kek.

>hardware is unusable without day zero update
The absolute fucking STATE of this industry.

Can't be more than me. I got an original 3DS literally the day before they announced the price drop, and I couldn't get reimbursed for the difference

I also bought a wii U and a vita

>nintendo is so incompetent these days, their consoles have day-one game-breaking bugs
What happened to them? Did they sacrifice their QA department when going mobile?

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My house

I am so glad I passed on this. Day zero update for a console or it doesn't work? fuck right off.

I stayed away from Wii U, but I feel you on the Vita. Got one of those things on launch day. At least now it's hackable and can use SD cards as memory, the official memory cards were way overpriced on launch.

>the official memory cards were way overpriced on launch.
They're still overpriced to this day.
This is literally why I never picked up a Vita, its like Sony planned ahead for piracy by making memory expansion too fucking expensive to be worth having a bunch of pirated digital games or some shit.

>I stayed away from Wii U
I'd say you missed out, the majority of its great games are getting ported to switch, so whatever.

Still fucking weird to me that people act like the Wii U was a bad console though. It had by far the most good exclusives, kinda still does even though the PS4 and Xbone have had like 2-3 years to catch up and release some games, they just haven't been. If you pretend the Switch didn't exist, Wii U still basically has more worthwhile exclusives than bother of the other consoles combined.

How did you get a black one?

>Still fucking weird to me that people act like the Wii U was a bad console though
I own one and it is for one simple reason: the pad. You can't buy them separate so when it goes, you're fucked.

how do you even get that screen? Why didn't i get it

tl;dr the D-pad is very low profile and requires significant force to push in which makes it difficult to register diagonals
For fuck's sake, Nintendo.

Why does it say you can just press b?

You can have it and use micro SD cards now, have a 128GB one in mine.
Eh, only games I'd care about were ported to Switch, have new versions on Switch, or were also on other non-Nintendo systems. Only other game that comes to mind is Mario 3D World, and I played that with a friend who had the system.

It's weird to me people are still trying to rationalize that mess of a library even after the system's death. Especially when you try to paint it in a better light by comparing it to systems with three good game tops if you enjoy most genres.

>ninsects will pay $200 for this + $60 per game + tax + tip

What are you planing on doing, busting out your Switch on Mount Everest?

Where to get backups

Looks teally shitty, bought one on amazon, planning on reselling, do you believe I can get good profit from it?

Yeah, how much profit depends on how much stock they put out
I've a friend who's planning on doing that too

>people defending mandatory software updates to make a fucking video game console work
the whole point of a console is convenience. this is even more true with a handheld console. there is nothing convenient about being unable to play a console you just purchased because you don't have internet access. this is inexcusable, and the fact that Nintendo couldn't even be bothered to patch this issue prior to production is a joke. they couldn't even be bothered to replace the joycon splash screen with something more appropriate for the updated model (you know, because it doesn't have fucking joycons). people will defend this by saying "but everybody has internet, this is a non-issue!", but the truth is, it shouldn't need internet to begin with -- this is just sloppy.

The fact that it happened to begin with means there was little to no quality assurance testing for the Lite. There's no telling what other problems could surface now.

>game-breaking
its actually softlocking the console

Worst Nintendo console yet but still a decent modern console and easily the winner of its gen if you aren't a normie that buys multiplats on consoles like a retard.

>winner of its gen
>9th gen console vs 8th gen consoles
jumping the gun aren't we, Pablo?

I suspect this is a round-about anti-piracy mechanism. You're forced to connect to Nintendo's servers and update to the latest firmware before you can start using it, any flaws in the shipped firmware which could be used for hacks aren't accessible to users.

3rd world countries have internet. Hell, there are villages in Africa that has internet so they can use a single smartphone as a stand-in for their government, treasury and library. You need to be lower than Africans to not have internet.

I might have a problem

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I'm talking about Wii U vs PS4 and Xbone.
Its not Nintendo's fault that the other two do retarded long gens, Nintendo always does their 5ish year gens.

>I have no internet.
BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

All they needed to do was make the D-pad and face buttons like the original DS/3DS.

NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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deal with it, nerd

americans with way too much time and money on their hands always have a problem

I don't know about the originals but on the New 3DS XL they're too hard which makes them start hurting my thumbs over long periods, but then the New 3DS XL is also an unergonomic piece of shit in general.

Post tits puta.

Can you pirate this little shit?

I might as well post it here.
Parts of the new update was analyzed and the only thing that makes a switch different than a lite in the code is just one line saying if it is a lite or not.
Only reason why docked mode doesn't work is since it is disabled automatically.
Once hacking is viable on the system people will be able to dock it.

The original DS D-pad was light to the touch and very clickish.
I would play for hours and it didn't seem to hurt.
Perhaps manufacturing cost for a decent quality D-pad is too much.
The 3DS also had the misfortune of having the D-pad in a fucking stupid spot that made it near unusable.

Poor people or third world.
Some people.in the USA have shitty internet if you live in rural.
Also all of the aussies won't have working switches.
Most older people buy a console expecting it to work right out of the box.
Also some japanese businessmen who don't have the time to set it up.

The store you purchase it at will likely have free wifi since we live here in the year of 2019

I'm pretty sure it's already been opened up and the chip responsible for sending video signals through USB C isn't in the lite board. Nothing you can really do to get around that

Ye, dude, I just downloaded mine.
Here you go download-switch-lite.com/19-10-19/v1.0.1/mirrors

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>hardware
this is just soft language to hide the fact that you are grown men talking about a toy. the word is “toy.” you are playing with and talking about a toy. its not “software,” its a game. a game made primarily for children.
you bought a toy to play games with. face reality.

maybe if theres a hack using only the sd card and force RCM Mode with the injector.

Fifa, racing car, party games on PC or Switch

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The ps2/xbox/gamecube era was pretty short unless you count the Dreamcast

Eric still seething about XC2 i see

Nintendo's consoles always last about 5 years, IIRC the NES and Wii were 6 and the Wii U was just shy of 5 years by a handful of months, but they don't really care when other companies release their consoles.

I own a switch, but switch lite is a mistale, is only a slightly price dropped and with less possibilities console. Not worth it, just play and buy your fuck9ng base switch.

but then how are we supposed to shitpost?

10kbps mobile data isnt the same as internet, and power to charge your cell phone is a non-negligible cost

This is mind boggling
>500 million consoles sold
>top selling game sells at most 5 million copies
Third world countries all have bootleg games for cheap though, or at lest they used to 15 years ago.

>buying a handheld only switch with a smaller screen, shittier battery, and bullshit like this
>only plus is the dpad

haha what the fuck

You sound like a colossal faggot that deserved to get bullied in school.

AHAHAHAHA PRETENDO DOES IT AGAIN

>"""Switch""" lite
>doesn't even switch
MORE LIKE SHITCH AHAHAHA

>that middle one
explain

Is there anybody in this thread with a switch lite on hand?

Looks like a Switch, turned sideways, and a plastic case around the bottom half with mounting points for the joycons

Piece of shit uni that needs to whitelist MAC addresses for things that don't have web browsers

Underrated.

That's actually a pretty genius way of thinking about it. Even if someone finds something the people who buy it later are forced to always be on the latest update.

why not patch it before shipping god damn it idiots

>cheaper version of the console, could be turned on as soon as it is bought by a kid somewhere where wifi is password locked

imagine his fucking face when he wants to bing bing wahoo and is met with a "fucking update scrub OI M90 U NEED A LOISENSE FO DAT CUNSOLA"

I didn't have that issue on mine and got through the setup just fine, but still had an update available after finishing. I'm pretty sure that's not the case

THIS IS ON PURPOSE.

SWITCH LITE'S ARE UNUSABLE WITHOUT A DAY ONE UPDATE.

THIS MEANS THAT THEY CAN PATCH ANY EXPLOITS OUT OF NEW SWITCH LITE'S, REGARDLESS OF THE SWITCH LITE'S ORIGINAL FIRMWARE.

THIS WILL NEVER GET FIXED ON ANY NEW SWITCH LITE'S, THEY WILL ALL REQUIRE A DAY ONE UPDATE.

what a fail n*ntendo haaaaahahahahahaha!

megaman ZX collection is out? I have that same sideway stand for my switch.

>XL
Disgusting. N3DS is the only acceptable N3DS.

can you still hack the switch v2 better battery version?

No.

Slick, let's see if they fix the problem or leave it be.

They already sell 3ds's without chargers so nintendyearolds will probably tolerate it.

Install gentoo

What happens if the system control drifts? Do you have to return the entire handheld, because you can't detach the joycons?

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That's what you get for buying a Switch for ants/soibois. Buy the chad battery life version of the original or wait for the inevitable Pro.

guys this isn't fair i have a top tier gaming pc but they refuse to release Crash Nitro on Steam

I literally made 100 in around a hour just selling nudes toa greek pervert.

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I now no longer regret repairing my joycons

I only wanted steam vidya after getting a new PC so I asked him to get me wallet codes from Play-Asia. They had no 25 or 50 euro codes so he got me inferior burger cards for the longer vids I made.

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Russian submarine

Probably a PS1 and pick up platforming stuff like Crash, Spyro, Klonoa, Croc, racing sims like Gran Turismo, and arcade games like Wipeout.

Yes

that's hot

Is this widespread? There's literally only one picture of it.

>check to see if anybody else had this issue on Twitter
>literally only two people have had this problem, everyone else seems to have theirs work well

It's meant for SHMUPS that keep getting ported. They all tend to have vertical modes to play on so a guy made a shell via Kickstarter and places like LRG sell it for people who are into that niche. Why he needs an entirely different Switch for that is anyone's guess.

It's G2A all over again

I have been buying keys there since they opened shop and I have never ever had any of my games revoked by Steam.

I'm looking to get rid of mine and by the chad battery life version.

Of course.

They got rid of the "of Quality" part years ago. It's now just called the "Original Nintendo Seal".

Yeah, it works for every other console manufacturer.

This may shock you but most console firmware is a hair's breadth away from collapsing into brickdom, so it's not just Nintendo.

>Also all of the aussies won't have working switches.
Australian here, fuck off you're wrong cunt.

How stable is the DS emulator? You're making that setup look mighty fun

>LITERALLY UNFIXABLE, THE SWITCH LITE IS DOOMED
>you just have to update it
>b-bbut what if I lived in a third world bunker 5 miles underground with no internet access until I die? a lot of people will stop buying it because of this

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Connect to internet and restart set up

That means to go back to the previous step in the setup.

yeah that paperclip defect was pretty fucking huge
>inb4 these basedwitch lites have a similar rcm bug

>omg i have to connect to the internet to update and make sure this screen never comes up?! I only connect to play my fortnite!

You fags are the worst

Did you ever have a 3DS? A DS?
Yes.

I have a hackable switch that they are not physically able to patch out because I bought one at launch. It's not always bad.

its gray you retards

Sometimes the circle pad rubber would come off but at least they didn't drift and you could still use it lmao

It's a handheld where you had to send the entire system back to get anything fixed is my point.

Mine was playable out of the box without needing to update

I'm liking this thing a lot more than I thought I would. Have a standard switch and this is tons more comfortable to hold, mostly due to the weight. Screen looks fantastic too, but what really makes it are the buttons. I never really liked the feel of the joycon buttons and these are tons better. Feel much more like og GBA buttons and just feel a lot nice to actuate in general

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watch a movie or read a book

2 switches? BAAAASEDYYYYYYYYYY
How old are you?

the point is that it shouldn't have happened at all

for a product it is an embarrassment even if it's a non-issue

>nu-ntendo seal of quality

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Christ turn down your phone camera's HDR

29
I dont know how phone cameras work

Iwata died, and the standards went with him.

Real question is why would anyone pick that scuffed switch over the og chad switch?

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That's pretty clever actually.

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Came to post this, glad someone here isnt completely retarded.

>It's still dumb that they didn't fix it even though they fixed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that desperate to hate nintendo, are we?

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There should be a setting clearly labeled "HDR". Turn it off.

probably not that big of a profit. None of the exclusive consoles from before are really worth anything today

That's not how it works.

So if everyone posting here has the internet then whats up? Download only games need the internet to download them too. It's a shitty thing but didn't 2ds have some old leftovers from 3ds at first? They sure haven't learned I guess.

I just bought a switch lite and this didn't happen to me

You sleep rather soundly for a murderer.

>tfw kinda want a switch lite despite having a normal full sized switch
>never use it docked mode, always portable

>"""""fixed""""" the fact that shipped consoles literally do not fucking function because they didn't even test them
>hey, nothing dumb about that, they fixed it after all
Retarded drone.

Nigga just go to the public library or McDonald's or some shit its 2019 free wifi is everywhere

>literally do not fucking function
And all you have to do to fix it is to literally just update the console.
>inb4 "What if I don't have Internet?"
You're posting on the Internet right now. If you have time to shitpost on 4chin, then you have time to update a video game console.

I cant belvie nintendo drones are fucking defending this.

Defending what

I don't know whether to be glad I'm not crazy for considering getting a Lite even though I already have a standard version or to be mad that you people are encouraging my poor disposable income spending habits. ;-/

>And all you have to do to fix it is to literally just update the console.
They DO NOT fucking function. You SHOULDN'T have to do anything.
It's stupid to deny how stupid it is.

>have to update at the start to get around this
>nothing
No, OEM's like Nintendo should be dragged for shit like this. Updating should be STEP FOUR in the set-up process. Not STEP ONE.

why the same joycon color?

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You play soul silver on ds not the switch.

r8 my haul

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They defend anything Nintendo shits down their throats

PS4 updates are on disc.

>Nintendo should be dragged for something that happens regardless

twitter.com/bobbypadlock/status/1175070687561682945
>stealing pictures from twitter and reposting them on Yea Forums
I fucking hate nu-Yea Forums

>stealing

You dont though. Mine worked right out of the box, didn't have to update anything

What is this fake outrage

>works on my machine lol
You're gonna claim that's not real now?

I don't think it was released in the US initially.

Well it did. It did work on my machine. How wide spread is this problem then?

ONIONS/10

>Have to conect to the net

Into the trash it goes. How can Nincels even defend this?

>And all you have to do to fix it is to literally just update the console.
>update the console.
That's the problem, nigger.

youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc

So it's time for a Part 2?

>Mega Man ZX
Based.

in hindsight, a lot of this video is beyond retarded
>oh no my switch has inverted colors! broken!!
you can literally toggle this in settings
>ahhhhh the straps can be put on the wrong way and get stuck!
later in the same fucking video shows how to remove them if they're put on the wrong way, which is easy to fix.

this plus at around 3:20 some absolute retard confused their controller ain't working when the light clearly shows it's player 2. Also in the vid someone thinks it's broken as the powerlight flashes when that's how the system indicates it's charging in standby mode.

Did crowbcat research fucking anything here?

Nintendo is such a piece of shit. You people are truly in a cult.

Crowbcat made his name off supporting Yea Forums's post-TORtanic mindset. Everything's an impending failure, everything's going to crash and burn, let's all laugh at day one issues. He's sometimes right, sure, but in the way a broken clock will sometimes be right.

This is why it's called the Shitch

Living in a place with actual forestry and seasons meaning a storm can take it out at any time. You are an actual childminded retard

Tranny FAGGOT.

come back when you're not 12

he made one good video, Andromeda