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please talk about how this game is going to be good so i can screenshot and put into collage when you guys figure out its shit

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imagine being this desperate for people to make fun of

>canteen that turns any liquid into monster

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you just figuring this out now?

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It's a Kojima production. You can't go wrong with Kojima productions.

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You can only go wrong with Kojima.

>Forgive Me, Lisa
>There's a MONSTER™ inside of me

Do you think this advertising will be MGS tier where it's campy and kind of charming at best or will it be Final Fantasy XV tier where it's just a boring long commercial with absolutely nothing charming or enjoyable about it?

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her name is clearly misato, a reference to the motion picture End of Evangelion

Monster zero is underwhelming for the price, it just taste like a good mild lemonade for children, nothing special.

Kojima is a hack!?! WTF GUYS I DIDN'T KNOW

Good game

>americans constantly defend corporations that do anti consumer shit for no reason
>but they also get angry when product placement happens

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>people don't like ads
>people also don't like kikes
>companies are owned by kikes
>all they do is make ads and crap products
Wow who could have thought anyone would dislike that.

If you don't cool it with the anti-semitism I'll be forced to report this website to the JIDF and ADL.

its gonna be kino and theres NOTHING you can do about it microkek

What's that, OP? I can't hear you over the refreshing taste of this Caloriemate™ I'm eating.

You're bluffing.

Fuck off, retard. Don't you know old good, new bad?

Do you think anyone will care about or read your collage? Hell, I'll probably stop using this site after the game releases.

>Fuck off, retard. Don't you know old good, new bad?
Not so fast! Caloriemate™'s long shelf life means that you can replenish your energy in a delicious manner, whether the bar you're eating is old or new! Thanks, Caloriemate™!

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What about when we find out kojima used the money from the advertising deal to make GOTYAY?

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im an american and a lot of us dont defend corporations. a lof of us want them to pay for global warming

Hey guy remember to consume MONSTER ENERGY ® like your fellow Boomers™

(you)
feel better buddy? Now, don't go wasting that you on a candy bar or something son.

Its okay user whatever you make is forever a part of you and he cant take that from you. Im sure many anons will see your pretty picture and have aggressive faps over it

It's nothing new for Kojima, his games have always had product placement.
If anything this game has more because the budget's been cut back.