>2 weeks later and still a global top 10 seller on Steam
Has Spiders finally made it, lads?
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I have yet to see any actual gameplay of this thing.
Doesn't look worth 50 bucks
After playing it for 26 hours total so far I'd say it is the best Spiders' game. But it is still Spiders' game. I like it, people who expected Bioware-style adventure might be disappointed (unless your favorite game from them is KOTOR).
Threads were fun while they lasted as flavor of the month
It's still on my list to play (too much gears and borderlands right now), so im not hating, but hardly anyone on steam buys games so that's a real bad metric to go by.
And I have yet to introduce myself
Kill yourself, Timmy
>[Let Kurt speak]
I can't believe everyone is fucking dead.
>Introduce myself to the bullet in the barrel
>It backfires
I can't BELIEVE that worked.
Give ME Aphra wife!
i played many spiders games and they were all meh, so why is this one so liked
The ending was shit, mass effect 3 levels of shit.
Check out Mac's "Worth a Buy?" review of it. Seems like it could be promising but is poorly executed. Definitely not worth the current price tag.
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This is their best game
Maybe don't get the shit ending next time
>shilling WAB
yikes
>black woman
>literally called afro
WOAH
What!
>can become agod and bind yourself to best boy while the world burns
>shit
Afro is a male name user
What happened to the Pathfinder general Valeriebro?
What's wrong user? Traumatic memories involving the sound of a bell?
We failed to gather 1000 archived generals in order to offer Owlcat for a new game.
It was, truly, an impossible task.
saddest part is that it was very close to making one year since release next week
Also, if Spiders had actual AAA budget we might have gotten non human intelligent races in the Island as well like Carnival Row fey.
More fey genocide = more fun
As a Frenchman, I aint buying a French game with no French dub
>press x to awesome
>gang up on single enemy with 2 ai companions
>enemy is just an oversized punching bag
fuck out of here with this garbage
fuck off mack
Don't worry, your two idiot friends never do anything of value.
What do you expect? DMC6?
They actually do quite a lot of damage when geared right, plus they tank hits decently.
Some also have good abilities like Sioras heals
FUCKING RENAIGSE GET OUT OF MY THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
In my experience they just run head first into any aoe effect and die immediately no matter how epic their gear is, but I guess it's helpful that they give me time to thin out the herd in big fights before all the enemies collapse on me as the last legate standing.
OOOOOH IT'S YOU user MENAWI
OOOI HAVE NEW WARES FROM VILLAGE
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Some of you guys are minundhanem... don't come to the Lion City tomorrow
Do NOT worry anons it IS okay anons BECAUSE we CAN meet again IN next wifes game anons SO it IS okay anons AND I DO love YOU anons! (I do! I do!)
How to befriend Siora? After "mindshakers" came to her village she won't give me the next personal quest. I suspect I need to go on with the main plot? Or should I talk with someone from her village? I need that friendship bonus.
She IS cute!
kys
No!
My favorite game from them was actually KOTOR, never got into Mass Effect.
Bastila IS a CUTE wife!
Questmark i needed is broken, where must i go to solve that problem about cutting trees near Call Sen?
Pretty sure you need to get further in the main story to do her shit
1. Talk to the fags at the gate
2. Go back to De Courcillon in New Serene
3. Go to Lady Morange
4. Go back to Call Sen and find the mine
5. Back to New Serene
6. Go to the tribal village that you got the quest to start with
7. Back to New Serene: Electric Boogaloo
8. Find the slave driver Jew
BIG DICK LEGATE ENERGY
why does petrus sound exactly like some NPCs from the witcher 3?
This. Male Sardine is the only way to go. That way you can impregnate Siora and Aphra and spread your COLONIZER SEED
Thank YOU user! You ARE a GOOD user! This DOES give me GREAT soreness user! (It does! It does!)
It's a real mystery.
she's a stuck up bitch and i enjoyed her torture even though i'm a goodguy jedi knight
>COLONIZER SEED
>he doesnt know
No!
Who the fuck is the Artist for these. There's so many of them during the World Cup
I love it
Every clan goes with its color for armor, but de Sardine can get only blue islander's gloves? Can I get red gloves, from Siora's clan?
Maybe the problem is that I play with every armor for every seller mod? In vanilla you can buy differently colored islander's armor from clan traders?
I want to look like I'm from Siora's clan.
btw. Even if you go in full islander's set they will tell you that you are dressed like Rae...Vaje... and that's why they know that you are not an islander, lol.
its called eurojank for a reason
Seems like it,hope their next game is better, they've learned a couple of things
I'll give you great soreness (if you know what I mean)
There hasn't been a single AAA game in this genre for years tho.
>tfw seeing monstrous islander titties swinging from side to side
Not at all, amers just call every European game eurojank, you can't expect more from retarded people. In practice while you run 500 meters between every quest greedfall looks just like any AAA, the only real problem concerning graphics is facial animation.
i tried the "rogue" class but i didn't really like lunging with my rapier and shooting limited pistol shots so i'm probably going to start over as the heavy one
are there any cool twohanded weapons or am i stuck with claymores forever?
>i tried the "rogue" class but i didn't really like lunging with my rapier and shooting limited pistol shots
It's the best "class" in the game. Get the revolver. The Bomb annihilates most of the heavy armored foes. Makes playing on hard pretty easy.
As it should be.
>tfw you will never get to colonize America
you have to do some main plot quest with water in the name
Natives are for coercion, not rape
more like De CHADet
Convince me this game is worth 50 smackers
If this is possible, instant buy.
It was good while it lasted, lads.
Don't worry, I'll begin making Stygian and Encased threads next week, we'll be home again soon my cRPG friends
One of your companions is a native and is romanceable. That's it though.
Making an assumption based on little to no information. Voted for Hillary?
Wait, it's a spiders game? That's all I need to know; never gonna touch this steaming pile of shit
The fuck? what diff are you on? Full charisma and they are useless sacks of shit. not that ive geared them.
Its genuinely good. not that i didnt have the exact same sentiment at first though.
I think you will like this if you liked the original Mass Effect.
You'll get the opposite of that.
alright, what things should I do in my secondary playthrough?
so far I got:
>get sea degenerate tattos
>let kurt die so the bridge niggers get fucked
DON'T
I'm doing an incompetent legate playthrough, get as much negative reputation as possible; never [charisma] just shoot and ask questions later
I was seriously leaning towards buying this but the notion I could spend 30 hours at it and then get fucked by a gamebreaking bug on the main quest does not justify $50
i just can't enjoy this game. I felt bored to death
Gamebreaking bug?
>i played for 30 hours when the game only takes 8 to complete
>this game sucks
you need to be intellectually slav to enjoy eurojank
A real esthete plays the game for at least 50 hours, before that it doesn't count as gameplaying.
Petrus was a cool guy. Man all the male companions were cool guys.s They're ride or die bros.
Can't I take gloves off? Absolutely every glove is ugly, and I can't even don't wear them.
I hope at least "invisible gloves" mod is possible.
If you mean free naked hands like a plebian instead of a high born noble Sardine, no
>not that ive geared them.
Truly a mystery why they are useless for you.
At least give my plebian friends normal hands.
I played it.
Is not worth 50 burger coins.
30 should be alright though.
Thanks for an honest answer
Guess I'll wait for a sale