Why is Samus crying?

he didn like the remodelation of her shithole

She's THE Nintendo character who is known for having a fat ass. Like, even my little sister know it.

smash was a mistake

So that's where the Toad comes from. Looking at it now is really weird, like his body isn't drawn right or something. Would I be so conscious about Toad's proportions here if I hadn't seen the cropped image thousands of times?

Not just Smash dude, the actual Metroid game as well.

Because Samus is trans

get pranked you dumb cunt

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She hates how her breasts got downgraded in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

Why is it considered bad these days if a woman has a fat ass? If her stomach area is fat, it is a problem but that has nothing to do with the ass.

Who said it was considered bad? I'm just saying she's probably not too happy about it. You know how women are.

Very awkward and uncomfortable. Especially when it sounds like they're about to stop crying but then something else suddenly sets her off.

>Parents killed by dragon faggot
>friends from that one mission all got corrupted and had to blow their brains out
>baby metroid
>hapiness not authorized
t. Samus

She just had a miscarriage.

>She misses her parents, watched them getting massacred by Ridley when she was 5 years old.
>Cannot feel connected to other Humans because of the Chozo DNA.
>She's too tall 193 cm, that's why she prefer shotas from other planets.
Also fuck smashfags

is noone gonna point out that Zelda is drinking out of a massive mug?

What's her weight right now?

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she is just that thirsty

Fuck off ACfag.

Muh baby
Muh Adam
Muh chozo
Muh parents are dead

Me in the back

Remodeled asshole

she's embarrassed after mario slapped her in the ass

I'm not ACfag moron. It's just what Samus is known for today. And you know it's bad when an 11 year old girl points it out (my sister did that).

Everyone who has seen Samus knows it. No need to beat around the bush.

She just ate a lot of spicy food

90 kg

I don't know. I have the impulse to hit people when they start crying so I usually excuse myself in anticipation of it.

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Drinking too much has made her talk about her parents.

She realizes she became the same monster as the ones who killed her parents
And the fear from Dark Samus and the SA-X is just make her remind that she is just a biological weapon for the federation

over 180g

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Space Pirates remodeled her shithole

People still think her height and weight from the American Super Metroid guidebook are official numbers?

no gaems

>Why is Samus crying?

she just saw how badly Other M treated her

She is crying because no dick remodeling her asshole right now also because her game is gonna get delayed again

Rabid fans still use their headcanon to shit on Other M?

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what

even if you ignore headcanon Other M is a downright horrible game

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I agree on the pixel hunting and the lack of good music. The rest I don't agree with

lol

>I disagree with facts
cool

>yes, I do believe Metroid should have massive bouts of unskippable cutscenes, automatic aim/dodging/charging/health regen, and zero exploration whatsoever

Go back to Call of Duty.

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Your opinions are not facts. Hate to break it to you.

>

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You are correct, but I do disagree with your opinions.

Nah sorry. My opinions ARE facts. You just gotta get with the times, brohan.

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Bubble butt, lol

Does her butt hurt?

rent without pay

Because her franchise has been managed so badly that if you simply deleted every Metroid game made after 2007 from existence things would actually be in better shape.

Best Zelda

what games would be deleted? Other M, Fed Force, and the Metroid 2 remake?

Why the fat ass? Did they try to sell the game with it?

No. they tried to push Other M as a story centric Metroid.

The problem, the story was absolute shit

>spamming porn = good

>saying you don't like fanservice = shitposting

Can someone explain this logic to me?

You're not alone.

Samus isn't even in the top 10 of female Nintendo characters now.

>Samus isn't even in the top 10 of female Nintendo characters now.

thanks for nothing, Other M

Based Cromartieposter.

>Samus isn't even in the top 10 of female Nintendo characters now

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Why yes I am flightless but what does that have to do with the current conversation?

So why the fat ass?

wow...

I guess Sakamoto wanted Samus to have a fat ass for some reason.

The overuse of ZSS in Other M was... creepy. It was fine in Zero Mission because it was like a short 10 minute segment at the end of the game

This. Metroid is always going to be mismanaged under Nintendo because they accidentally made a series that would be more at home on the Playstation or Xbox and they have no idea how to deal with it.

>creepy
You type like a faggot

Obviously, but for what reason? She's supposed to be strong, no?

>She's supposed to be strong, no?

Yeah but then Other M destroyed that

>what's it like to console a crying woman, Yea Forums
Fucking awful.

aw nothing

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Didn't Zero Mission start the fat ass fashion? Or was it Fusion?

Just think, that's the amount of fanservice AFTER Sakamoto told Team Ninja and D-Rockets to tone things down.

Ridley won't remodel her shithole anymore.

based

No new gaem

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she just found out that she is my gf and now she'll never be happy again

Fucking Toadette is now a better example of a female character than Samus.

You know it's true.

there is literally no indication anywhere in the game that putting a power bomb in the tube would break it open

There is a broken tube not far from this one, but yes, indeed, the connection to the usage of the power bomb might be difficult to make.

>I guess Sakamoto wanted Samus to have a fat ass for some reason.

Could it be because he wanted her to have a character flaw besides the mole?

who has that image of samus snorting coke while miyamoto and mario (I think it's mario?) walk out like they just fucked her?

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Analyze the tapes Jhonson!

IIRC if you don't press start when you launch the game and wait, a demo video starts showing some gameplay, and one of those scenes is samus using the power bomb to destroy the glass.

how?

Mole is cute

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literally me. It makes me angry seeing somebody cry

Nintendo forgot her anniversary some years back.

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>Fucking Toadette is now a better example of a female character than Samus.
>You know it's true.

After Other M, I can't disagree with you

>how?
It's not true. A SJW was vandalizing Samus' wiki article saying Samus was Trans but had no proof

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I'm more interested in why Zelda's glass is the size of her head.

>It's not true. A SJW was vandalizing Samus' wiki article saying Samus was Trans but had no proof

and here is the SJW bitching at the Wiki mods by calling them "MRA Gamergators" an them not giving a fuck

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alchy here. see you have your happy drunk, sad drunk, and mean drunk

Samus is a sad drunk, Peach is a happy drunk and Zelda is an angry drunk.

She doesn't have her own prince.
It may not bother her that much normally, but then the alcohol makes it all bubble up to the surface.

>example is a bland character from a cinematic experience

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She ate a spicey meatball-a

>Duh i want Samus to be trans, so i will use my headcanon to edit the wikia and cause drama
What the hell was this retard thinking and why are LGBTniggers so annoying?

Crying?

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because she's not my girlfriend

Of course Samus isn't in the top 10.
It's not enough to be a POWERFUL womyn now.
You must be in complete control of your environment, while also being a dignified sex symbol somehow.
Basically a fantasy queen.

Me on the left

now I really want to see this

>What the hell was this retard thinking

Wu was using this to push an agenda

What is bad about a woman having a fat ass? I mean, yes, it's obviously fat, but I fail to see what's negative about that.

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Men don't like tall girls.

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Metriod series didnt have a decent male role.

It leads to people praising Metroid: Other M because all they want is porn. For example, the majority of Yea Forums loves Other M.

> the majority of Yea Forums loves Other M.
Citation needed

no one can lay her games

>replying to ACfag
>ever

But Other M is not the only game where she has a fat ass.

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real question is why is Zelda drinking that much

>I have the impulse to hit people when they start crying
I have the same impulse but when there is a guy using a costume giving/selling balloons, I don't know why.

Citation: we're literally in a thread of people who just want to fuck Samus and think of her as waifu material, nothing more.

The girl she likes is straight.

she's sad that it will take years until she meets her family ever again.

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That doesn't mean they like Other M

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People wanting to fuck Samus and liking her fatass has nothing to do with the actual quality of Other M or their love for it

> People who just think of Samus as waifu material must like Other M
Or they could just... not care about the Metroid games?

Shes single and hasn't had a game in years.

Link has a small pp

>Samus
>fat ass
Is this a meme or are you serious?

>people literally just want Samus to be submissive and waifu-like
>Other M gives them just that
>"w-what makes you think we like it?!"

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No one can be this retarded, right?

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Sounds like you are reaching and COPING

delete this

Then why can't I hate fanservice and everything related to Other M? Why does everyone attack me if I, for example, wanted Metroid to be retconned so Samus never showed her face, showed emotions, or even talked at any point? What would be so bad about purifying the series of clutter and distractions and bringing it back to its roots?

>Citation needed

the "source" is Yea Forums loving to post ZSS fanart becuase in the SJW's mentality: posting fanart = loving a shit game

SJWs can

It's almost like what people want in a waifu and what people want out of a game are totally disconnected.
Other M is shit, no matter how much the strawman you've made up loves its characterization of Samus.

That's ok user, all will be ok.

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Uh, user?

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They're official numbers, try to prove they're not with an official statement from Nintendo stating it's the suit and not Samus, also you can't use Other M.

> never showed her face
> never showed emotions
> never talked
> giving a character character is clutter
ACfag, everybody!

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You are aware these elements were there before other M, right?
You sound mentally ill, like some kind of schizo

>it's another shitposting Metroid thread from thrid worlders

*third

Can someone honestly say they don't like her butt here?

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>It's almost like what people want in a waifu and what people want out of a game are totally disconnected.
Nobody here wants a new Metroid though. Other M was their perfect game because it gives them porn and it lets them skip the gameplay.

See, look at the hostility and hatred just from me making a simple, small suggestion. Heaven forbid I recommend Metroid be something other than glorified porn.

That's a thong, no?

>I WANNA PURGE THIS! REEEEEE!
>small
Completely and actually retarded as fuck.

maybe it's because their crying over retarded shit

>plays the victim after being an aggressive troll

the mentality of a SJW

Everybody here wants a new metroid, because more Metroid would result in more porn. They don't rely on the games for that.
> Samus should not be a character
> I just made a simple, small suggestion
what the fuck?

Why are you COPING so much?

Sakamoto ruined her series.

>completely redesign the iconic protagonist
>small change
Actually retarded.

>it's wrong to purge a cancerous tumor that caused such damage to Metroid that it still hasn't recovered after 10 years

Aggressive troll? You don't say this to the guys spamming porn 24/7 or talking about Samus' remodeled shithole, yet I get the brunt of the accusation all because I think metroid is in dire need of restructuring?

> Samus should not be a character
> I just made a simple, small suggestion
How do those contradict? The core of Metroid is fun exploration and gameplay. Changing the story would literally do nothing but benefit the series, in particular by ridding it of excess fatty gristle.

Has Jeremy got any new animations?

If it's such a small deal to you, why not just deal with it?

How so?

SAMUS BEING A CHARACTER is not a small part of metroid, and if you think it is, you're a fucking retard. But you don't unironically believe that, nobody does; hence why people call you an aggressive troll.

The iconic protagonist is Samus in her power slut. The slut in underwear has no place in Metroid. And yes, I refer to ALL instances of her in her underwear, all the way back to Metroid 1.

i was content to deal with it, until people forced it in my face with Metroid: Other M. Them ruining every metroid discussion with porn didn't help the case either.

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The iconic protagonist is Samus, power suit or not. Call her a slut in underwear all you want, she is the same character.

He made a Kirby one like a week ago

She's iconically sexy in her very first game, your "point" is completely retarded.

Maybe learn how to COPE

>But you don't unironically believe that
If I didn't unironically believe that, do you think I would've gone through the time and effort to mod out every single instance of story from Metroid whenever I play the games? I have no less than 4 different romhacks of Super Metroid that tear the story out and make it more videogamey. From arcade romhacks, to the new randomizer, to even some completely original romhacks. And I have to say, I can't go back to vanilla Metroid after these improvements.

By your logic Metroid Prime is a bad game because she never shows off her underwear. Yet from my recollection, Prime is a fantastic, albeit slightly flawed, Metroid installment.

Prime also contains the Zero suit, retard.
Nice "point"

> games without story are "more videogamey"
imagine being this fucking stupid.
Video games have had story to the degree Super Metroid has since fucking Super Mario Bros. on the NES, and Miyamoto is widely recognized as a total autist for his retarded insistence on removing story.
Also, nobody said that a game that doesn't show off the zero suit is bad. It's just that Prime has story, and Samus is a character in it. Not a faceless, voiceless suit that goes on the cover.

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Not the first Metroid Prime.

>Video games have had story to the degree Super Metroid has since fucking Super Mario Bros. on the NES,
And don't you think we should be learning from, and avoiding, these pitfalls? Repeating them for nostalgia's sake is nothing more than creative stagnation.

>and Miyamoto is widely recognized as a total autist for his retarded insistence on removing story.
I would have no problem with Miyamoto's distaste for story if the gameplay was good. I was even willing to give Paper Mario: Color Splash and Sticker Star a pass until I saw the abhorrent gameplay. People have such mixed priorities.

>Samus is a character in it. Not a faceless, voiceless suit that goes on the cover.
I beg to differ. The first Prime game didn't have her talk at all, at least to my recollection. You know what happened? The game was almost perfect as a result. NO crying, no forced emotional monologues, no 40 hours of unskippable cutscenes. It was kino to the umpteenth degree. What was wrong with this system? Why did Samus have to be "fleshed out" like this was some visual novel?

She probably can't find a man who actually wants a tall freak with feather pubes like her.

Pitpussy

I'm no feminist but ACfag's attitude towards women creeps me the fuck out. You really have to wonder how he ended up like this.

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Sakamoto redeemed her series after he ruined it.

Sounds like one massive mentally ill COPE

She lost her baby

> And don't you think we should be learning from, and avoiding, these pitfalls?
You're correct. Having virtually no story in an exploration-focused game is, in fact, a pitfall. We did learn from it, that's why a lot of games, even ones without much dialog, have gotten things like bestiaries and universe encyclopedias to flesh out the world more.
That's right. Super Metroid had virtually no story.
> ACfag recognizes that color splash and sticker star are bad
Okay, good, at least you're not completely retarded. But something that would've made them slightly more forgivable would be if they were allowed to have story. Enjoyable characters and dialog can make up for a little bit of lackluster gameplay.
> I beg to differ. The first Prime game didn't have her talk at all, at least to my recollection.
So, basically the same level of story as vanilla Super Metroid, then? Hmm... it's almost like the degree to which you expect story to be removed is beyond autistic.
You cannot pretend that the only options are "no story" and "40 unskippable hours of cutscene". Samus deserves to be fleshed out a little bit, to have an appearance and dialog.

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I actually want a game about this kinda. Not Metroid. Fallout 4 doesn't count.

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>You're correct. Having virtually no story in an exploration-focused game is, in fact, a pitfall
Indie games like ESA and A Robot Named Fight would argue otherwise, having faceless robot protagonists who never talk. Yet they're the cream of the crop of the indievania genre. And even my favorite game of the generation has this in spades.

>Okay, good, at least you're not completely retarded. But something that would've made them slightly more forgivable would be if they were allowed to have story.
The story would've done nothing to fix the terrible gameplay, and infact would've made the games worse by inviting vocal defenders to argue things like "who cares about the gameplay if muh waifu is in it".

>So, basically the same level of story as vanilla Super Metroid, then? Hmm... it's almost like the degree to which you expect story to be removed is beyond autistic.
OR maybe I think good gameplay can carry a game by itself, and anything else is excess clutter. Being above the age of 18, I grew up with games that lacked story, graphics, music, and lore of any kind. Yet I still found many gems to enjoy, even to this day.

>Samus deserves to be fleshed out a little bit, to have an appearance and dialog.
And look where that got us: we got a crying mess of a woman with daddy issues and a desire to spew boring monologues at every interim. That worked out just swell, didn't it?

>If it's such a small deal to you, why not just deal with it?

it's because if hates it, then no one should experience it.

It's his way or the highway when it comes to "fixing" the series. The SJW will accept no other option

Look where tolerating it got us. Tell me why I shouldn't have a zero tolance policy after THIS abomination.

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> having faceless robot protagonists who never talk. Yet they're the cream of the crop of the indievania genre.
Good games, but not the best the generation has to offer. I'm sure your response to "hollow knight" will be "soulslike lolololol" or some dumb bullshit, though.
Or, god forbid, cave story.
> The story would've done nothing to fix the terrible gameplay,
Correct, but if a bad game has a good story there's at least some reason for it to exist.
> inviting vocal defenders to argue things like "who cares about the gameplay if muh waifu is in it".
That doesn't happen in any world but your wacky fantasy land. The same one where people must like Other M because they like Samus as a character, rather than separating character and game.
> OR maybe I think good gameplay can carry a game by itself,
It can, but good story is a bonus. Not everything needs lore and plot, but many things are better for it, Metroid included. Argue all you like about "clutter", everyone knows that's not the case.
> And look where that got us: we got a crying mess of a woman with daddy issues and a desire to spew boring monologues at every interim.
The vast majority of the porn still portrays her as either a tough girl or a generic bimbo (but the people who draw generic bimbo samus draw EVERYONE as generic bimbos, so...)
And as for the games, didn't we just get the Metroid 2 remake, where she was still... well... Samus?
Once again: The dichotomy is not "no story" and "worthless horrible 40-hours-of-cutscenes". You can have SOME story without becoming Other M.

Not him, but Metroid would do a lot better on an Xbox console, especially since MS mascot is Samus but a man.
Metroid has never been popular in Japan.

>Look where tolerating it got us

a game consdemned by the fanbase

>You can have SOME story without becoming Other M.
This. Look at Fusion as an example of a Metroid with a story that is liked by fans.

Both Halo and Metroid have that in common, at least we Americans love them.

This, fuck third worlders, can't have a good Metroid or Halo thread with them.

It's funny because for the most part Fusion and Other M are the same story. Fusion is just told much MUCH better

>Good games, but not the best the generation has to offer.
Hence I also referred to another game, my GOTG. It may not technically be a metroidvania, but the way it presents itself is a shining example to any game, regardless of genre.

>Correct, but if a bad game has a good story there's at least some reason for it to exist.
Yeah, as a gimmick to hide the bad gameplay, so people will praise it. It's no better than sony hiding behind progressive diversity and pretentious storywriting, so nobody will criticize their bland hallway shooters. "We don't use the word fun" as told by one of Sony's lead men.

>That doesn't happen in any world but your wacky fantasy land.
Let's just ignore the myriad of visual novels like Senran Kagura or Taiman Asagi or Sengoku Rance, where literally no gameplay exists and the games are just there for glorified porn, and yet people praise them as 10/10 masterpieces. But sure, nobody has ever defended a game because of titties.

>It can, but good story is a bonus.
The only good story is a nonexistent one. In the video game medium, nothing spells death for a game faster than forced moments of non-interaction being shoved onto the player, being told to sit and wait while the game monologues.

>The vast majority of the porn still portrays her as either a tough girl or a generic bimbo
What are you talking about? Every single piece of fanart shows her as a slut, and power suit fanart stopped existing post 2010.

>And as for the games, didn't we just get the Metroid 2 remake, where she was still... well... Samus?
You mean the game buried because people wanted to talk about their waifu in smash brothers ultimate? A game nobody even talks about anymore, and one Nintendo even wants to forget?

>a game consdemned by the fanbase
[citation needed]

>This. Look at Fusion as an example of a Metroid with a story that is liked by fans.
Pity the gameplay is putrid garbage, a series of hallways with no exploration or branching allowed, with mandatory cutscenes every single time you enter another sector of the lab. And it's not just enough that Samus monologues during the elevator trip, but daddy adam literally locks you into the room until you go through his dialogue box. Who out there looked at this and said "yeah this is good"?

>It's funny because for the most part Fusion and Other M are the same story. Fusion is just told much MUCH better

Also Fusion had a much better reason for making more Metroids.
Breeding Metroids in Fusion = Oh fuck, these are the only things that can basically stop the Metroid Universe's version of The Thing! BREED THEM!
Breeding Metroids in Other M = Let's remove their weakness to ice, SOMETHING THEY LOSE WHEN THEY GROW UP

What is your game of the generation, user?
> Yeah, as a gimmick to hide the bad gameplay, so people will praise it.
Do you not understand the premise of praising gameplay separately from story, or story separately from gameplay?
> Let's just ignore the myriad of visual novels like Senran Kagura
Stop. You're just making yourself sound retarded. Senran Kagura has gameplay, the others were literally just made for porn.
> The only good story is a nonexistent one.
Patently false. How is it that you can acknowledge that people have different opinions than you, but pretend that you're the only sane person in the whole fucking world? It's not an appeal to popularity if it's a matter of MORE THAN 95% OF PEOPLE WHO PLAY VIDEO GAMES versus THE REMAINING 5% on a matter that is PURELY SUBJECTIVE.
> Every single piece of fanart shows her as a slut,
Oh, I forgot, you assume that everything other than Samus in the power suit is "she's a slut lol".
> You mean the game buried
It had decent success, especially for a fucking 3DS game long after the 3DS died.

>What is your game of the generation, user?
Why, pic related of course.

>Do you not understand the premise of praising gameplay separately from story, or story separately from gameplay?
This is a foreign concept in the modern industry. Your average fortnite kiddo will gladly praise something, even if it's shallow garbage, as long as it has epic graphics or storytelling. How do you think Sony continues raking in record profits, despite their games being nothing but reskins of the same 2 hallway zombie shooters? It's something you just can't do anymore.

>Stop. You're just making yourself sound retarded. Senran Kagura has gameplay,
and how do you know this, when every single thread is people wanting to fuck Homura's tits, or lick her armpits? Where is the fecking gameplay discussion?

>It's not an appeal to popularity if it's a matter of MORE THAN 95% OF PEOPLE WHO PLAY VIDEO GAMES versus THE REMAINING 5% on a matter that is PURELY SUBJECTIVE.
Unfortunately, 95% of the industry is wrong. They continually lead video games down a dark path designed for widespread appeal to casuals.

>Oh, I forgot, you assume that everything other than Samus in the power suit is "she's a slut lol".
You know, it doesn't help when the only words that accompany that fanart are "haha I want to remodel her shithole". But they totally respect her as a "character", right?

>It had decent success, especially for a fucking 3DS game long after the 3DS died.
And yet nobody talks about it anymore. Meanwhile we get 50 Zero Suit Samus threads daily, because fuck talking about metroid. People just want to jerk it to their waifu of choice. Genuine fans like myself ultimately have to suffer as our threads are derailed and destroyed by people who don't even care about the series.

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>People seriously responding to ACfag
Fucking newfags i swear, this is his fucking modus operandi, nobody with taste lower than that of a mongoloid tumblr goer has ever found other m good, stop trying to "prove him wrong" because he knows this
He is, and i can't believe i'm typing this out in 2019, trolling you

>nobody with taste lower than that of a mongoloid tumblr goer has ever found other m good
I can prove this wrong easily, simply by pointing to the hostility I get when I recommend separating Metroid from everything that made Other M bad, from the terrible story to the waifu shit.

You'd think a fandom that hates Other M would be gung ho about these recommendations.

The baby

This also applies to Adam

>Adam agrees with Samus's determination that the X must be destroyed but uses his computer brain to come up with a more efficient way of killing them

>Other M
>LEL LET ME NOT TELL YOU ANYTHING THE WHOLE MISSION, SHOOT YOU IN THE BACK FOR NO REASON, AND THEN KILL MYSELF FOR NO REASON. ANY OBJECTIONS LADY?

What was the point of the Deleter? SA-X was a Samus copy looking to kill their biggest predator and it's natural rival. But the Deleter was there to kill the people who found information about their secret black site...a mission that came from the same Feds who ordered them to investigate their secret black site.

Other M was retarded

Oh shit, I literally never realised this. As time goes on I like Other M less and less, but I still think the gameplay is aight.

Never had sex

Sweet

hey you stole my post

>Zelda decides Samus has had enough
>tries to polish off the pitcher while Peach consoles the blubbering sadsack
What a top bro.

I doubt Samus can even get drunk her Chozo DNA would just burn through it.

>go to funeral
>family is broken over loss of their cherished mother in the car accident
>deck little nancy in the fucking jaw on impulse
god I hate when this happens

Because unlike Peach or Zelda, she doesn't have a muscular beast to "kidnap" her whenever she gets bored. She doesn't even have any friends, and is getting old.

she's had her shithole redesigned

I don't understand what you mean by that. Care to elaborate?