>gotta catch em all
>takes 22 years to catch 50 pokemon
Gotta catch em all
I wanna FUCK Olivia.
>mexican ash
I saw a good joke that said Ash is 10 years old with 22 years of experience, the ideal candidate for an entry level position.
i wanna FUCK Nanu
>Only League tournament he ever wins is the fucking Special Olympics one where literally every contestant but him was a rookie who never even caught a Pokemon before the beginning of the season
Did they seriously think this was enough to appease the rabid fanbase after the Kalos shitstorm irreversibly tanked the viewership of the anime?
The "rabid fanbase" is not the objective public for the anime, they don't give a shit about them.
UN POCO LOCO
You say that but viewer numbers for SM took a colossal hit compared to the last season of Kalos, and when everyone casual or rabid was expressing the exact same hate of Ash getting baited out of a deserved win, it's not hard to put together what turned people off. It also didn't help that the new show had worse writing, looked ugly as sin more fluid animation is meaningless when the baseline is revolting and was written so heavily for little kids that even THE LITTLE KIDS felt offended and quit watching.
>literally can't catch them all anymore
pottery
Wasn't that only the American tagline?
Cuck on padt defend that shit everyfucking day
>pokemon company dropped "gotta catch em all" as the catchphrase years ago
>still won't update the 90s logo tho
Finally, Ash can wake up from his 22 year long coma.
Not gonna lie, still mad about Kalos
>gotta catch em all
This was a phrase used when there weren't even 300 pokemon and GF were ready to finish the series 2 decades ago.
wait, he only has 50 fucking pokemon?
>this bait
American covers have been a cross of the 2 since Heartgold and Soulsilver
>Only League tournament
Its not even that, they literally said the league was in development and only gave you trials to see if you were worthy of a crest. Its like a bigass slap in the face to anime pokemon fans
It's the pokemon equivalent of super saiyan blanco kek
>>gotta catch em all
that was a dumb slogan for the american anime that got shafted after the first season
Epic battle in Alola league
Want to try that again in English?
Daily reminder:
>Kanto
>Orange
>Johto
>Whirlpool
-> Anime Ends Here
>Every Thing Else
-> Non-Canon
the point is that the yellow 90s logo is still used at all man
why is magikarp fighting a rock with tiny dicks on it
Damn that artstyle looks like ass.
fuck participating in this thread any further.
I want to fuck Hapu
Kalos was the one before Sun and Moon, right(I haven't been keeping up)? In the US, that was pretty much the last season to air on Cartoon Network before they pretty much stopped giving a damn around mid to late season. Disney XD ended getting the broadcast rights to the series and I'm not sure how many people have that channel as opposed to CN. But yeah, Sun and Moon is trash.
>was written so heavily for little kids
Actually the opposite, show actually had a real and meaningful death for once in its 2 decade run
So ash actually died and the whole series was a coma dream?!?
A big dog died
you know damn well no one stopped watching because ash lost the league, by this point everyone expects it and more looks forward to how he'll get robbed. the only reason it took a hit is because people saw the art style and decided to not give it a chance. i bet 99% of the people in this thread calling the season shit haven't watched more than like the first 5-10 episodes of the season
>loli that looks like a granny
no not the woofer
The Pokedex is already complete in the anime and he always travels with a group
That was a good joke, i chuckled
I haven't watched pokeymans in like 20 years, can anybody explain what is this kalos thing I keep hearing about that pissed everybody off? I know Ash lost a championship but I imagine the writing must have been some real bullshit to cause so much salt, so I want some details in greentext flavour, I like me some good drama.
It is it any surprise that he won though when the competition was so weak?
>Winner
Ash: Pikachu, Rowlet, Dusk Lycanroc, Torracat, Melmetal
>Runner-up
Gladion: Umbreon, Midnight Lycanroc, Silvally, Zoroark
>Top 4
Kiawe: Charizard, Turtonator, Alolan Marowak (lost to Gladion)
Guzma: Golisopod, Scizor (lost to Ash)
>Top 8
James: Mareanie (lost to Gladion)
Hau: Decidueye, Alolan Raichu (lost to Ash)
Sophocles: Togedemaru, Vikavolt (lost to Kiawe)
Lana: Primarina, Eevee (lost to Guzma)
>Top 16
Faba: Hypno, Alakazam (lost to Ash)
Ilima: Eevee, Smeargle, Mega Kangaskhan (lost to Guzma)
Samson Oak: Komala, Vulpix, Alolan Exeggutor (lost to Hau)
Mallow: Tsareena, Shaymin (lost to Lana)
Mina: Ribombee (lost to Sophocles)
Jessie: Wobbuffet, Mimikyu (lost to James)
Acerola: Shuppet, Gengar (lost to Kiawe)
Lillie: Alolan Vulpix (lost to Gladion)
>Didn't even make it past the preliminary round
Plumeria (Salazzle)
Kahili (Toucannon)
There's also no Elite Four since the league was just created, so winning against Gladion made him the first-ever Champion right then and there.
He basically played on easy mode against a bunch of scrubs.
magikarp is strong in anime
>is it any surprise that he won though when the competition was so weak?
Ash was finalist in Kalos, winning SM isn't a surprise because he got experience
XY Ash was at his peak at competence. He placed 2nd at the tournament.
Sun & Moon is just slice-of-life shenanigans. Ash won the league when he deserved it the least. Makes sense taking the competitors into account though.
>22 years
>ash is older than 90% of Yea Forums posters
how when he is still te-
I see what yo did there.
Canonically, Ash should be 21yo by now.
Source; game theory
I want Hapu to FUCK me.
Ass Ketchup
You saw that on Facebook
You’re secondhand posting normie memes from Facebook. Describing them, even
ok it was pretty funny
Yeah and literally NOBODY ELSE in the entire tournament had any, period. This is Ash after 8 fucking years' worth of grinding versus a bunch of Ashes from the Indigo Plateau. That's not a win, that's pity points. If he hadn't won a gimme like this I assume he would have killed himself, it would be that embarrassing. It would be like Shogun Rua getting choked out in the octagon by a fourteen year old.
>people still care about pokeymon
>babaloli
You think someone like Alain or Tobias is impressive? Someone created for the sole purpose of cucking Ash? That's equally as bullshit as SM.
>XY Ash was at his peak at competence
On paper yes, since everyone except Pikachu is fully eovlved, but that never actually meant anything in the anime
>Noivern won ONE battle then became a jobber
>Goodra also became a jobber after it came back
>Talonflame was just a typical bird
Only half of the team (Pikachu, Hawlucha, and Greninja) were actually anything special, the rest were meh
Plenty of his unevolved Pokemon performed better than Noivern or Goodra did
No one said it want bullshit you stupid fucking faggot. What I said was trying to hand Ash this pity win against literal retards is an insult, because last season was the win he earned and it got robbed from him by an assault that made no sense.
/vp/ made it their agenda to shill on every board that Ash was going to win the league knowing full well he'd been losing every league since kanto, fucking kanto. Then pretending to be salty when he actually lost like it was something new. For the love of all things that his good, just ignore /vp/ and all its existences.
I'm not sure if you've be been living under a rock for the past 20 years, but Pokemon is the most popular franchise in the world
No worries, the task will be impossible once he goes to Galar.
/vp/ was absolutely doing that but you're deliberately ignoring that it wasn't isolated just to Yea Forums, the whole internet (that still cared about Pokemon) was getting hype, and subsequently chimped out when Ash lost.