WTF I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SOULLESS REMAKE?!?

WTF I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SOULLESS REMAKE?!?

HOW COULD THIS BE? ARE WE WRONG ONCE AGAIN?!

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Nintendo bonus.

>8.8

Xope

It has Zelda in the title, so there's gonna be a +30 point bonus at least.

Can't wait for this game to sell 10 million and Pokemon to sell 20 million. Shitposters never win baby.

88 is so aesthetically pleasing

>subtract the Zelda bonus (15 points)
>subtract the nintendo bonus (10 points)

63 is about right for this soulless remake. It even matches the price!

Cope

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I understand, must be hard having no games to play

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Yes I quite agree.

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>this pic
So you're saying I should stick to PC

>different reviewers
>10 patches between releases

8.8

honestly, doom with motion contol gotta be great instead of good.
Gyroscoping aiming is one hell of a drug

Leave the user score to me

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this is just exclusives user, you wouldn't know

sure is

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Ah, I see a simpleminded fool who is wrong. Let me explain. Ps4, pc and Xbox is held to a higher standard due their far superior hardware, thus they need to make up for it.
But a game on a Nintendo console garners no expectation, thus one might be impressed at how a game runs so well on inferior hardware.
Hope it helps!

>exclusives
>xbox and microsoft have artsy fartsy shit
>nintendo has capeshit, ports and remakes
Yeah I stick to PC

A Zelda game getting 88 is huge considering they get shilled by media to no end

This is particularly amusing because unlike garbage like skyward sword and breath of the wild, the original links awakening is actually good so I can only imagine it's just reviewer whining about how it's not BOTW and it's outdated

couldn't have anything to do with the game having a shit launch

Lol what the fuck did sony only console owners play all year?

>stick to PC
>Literally the polished up sloppy seconds of consoles

If it makes you feel better I guess.

>exclusives
>Yeah I stick to PC

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>Fire Emblem Three Houses
NINTENDO BONUS!
>Mario Maker 2
NINTENDO BONUSSSSSSSS
>DeamonxMAchina
*crickets*
>Zelda:Links Awakening
NINTENDO BONUS

LMAO

Test

There isn't a single port in this list and one remake. Also Gears isn't artsy fartsy retard

It cant be worse than what consoles are offering

If it's Zelda, it's at a least 9/10. Even Skyward Sword was a 93.

the Kirby game is a port from a 3DS title
>Also Gears isn't artsy fartsy
Instead it's SJW propaganda

yes you're life is quite amusing

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>the Kirby game is a port from a 3DS title
no it's a sequel

What a surprise. Yea Forums is wrong as usual. I can't wait for Yea Forums to innovate by being wrong again in the next big thing to hate.

wear that hat proudly, nintenigger.

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And why do you care what video game reviewers have to say?

>88
>when even a shitter like Skyward Sword can manage a 93

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>He is so retarded he confuses sequels with ports
Too bad euthanasia is forbidden

WTF IT'S AS GOOD AS SKYWARD SWORD???

>ifunny.co

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Dont let this distract you from the fact that Untitled Goose Game drops tomorrow.

Only to get deleted again and leave a higher score in the end? Ok, I won't stop you

>I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SOULLESS REMAKE
Congratulations; you were right.

>$60 for a rom with new grafix
what the fuck

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Yes because you would be the first in line

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Because a soulless remake of a good game is still a good game.

The waiting game and shitposting on Yea Forums

>gets deleted
PFFFTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

By the look of things, that's the game everyone here plays

>88
>8.8
>eight
>ate

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>game runs like garbage and is horribly optimized with huge frame rate drops everywhere
>8.8
proof that "critics" are braindead

woah it's almost like a game can be more than it's frames per second.

The game only dips on digital release piratefag

Bloodborne got a 90+ and it dips down to single digits.

Okay sonyfriend. What new PS4 game should I buy instead?

Death Stranding

There are so many great games with low Frame rate. Every n64 game ran like shit.

But I already have that pre-ordered. What should I play this weekend?

BotW had similar terrible performance issues ya know. Metacritic shouldn't be trusted, and nintendo reviewers should never be trusted.

Catherine

>Runs like garbage

Skyrim literally run less than 20 fps and had a save bug that corrupted your filne on PS3 and it got 96.

have sex incels

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Someone here remembers

I already beat that like 5 times though.

Journo reviews? That's what I call SOUL

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Cope

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it's come full circle

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>8.8

keep them crying snoys. your tears give me gains

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Arrest yourself

>Literally the polished up sloppy seconds of consoles

Extremely ironic given that recently a lot more indie games that originated on PC are now seeing ports to console.

Also, PC has Xbox Game Pass. The likes of Gears and Forza are literally on PC and you don't even have to buy them, just pay a pittance of £4 a month.

The only console worth owning alongside a PC is a Switch for Nintendo games.

arrest yourself linkle

>gain
gain weight maybe lmao

$60 for a remake that should had been released on the 3ds. Noty

where is judgement?

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>Why yes I pre ordered both Link's Awakening and Death Stranding

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>HOW COULD THIS BE?

Nintendo Bonus.

Remove the "Zelda" name and the score goes down to 73.

Jake, put on some pants. There are children here man.

What do you mean we?

Wait, I thought reviews didn't matter.

Undeniably based

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I really hope there aren't people on this board who wasted months of their lives shitposting about this game only to get BTFO.

That would be really embarrassing.

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Says the dipshit copypastaing posts from previous threads.

Let him have this, proving internet strangers wrong is the only thing that keeps him from ending it all

People have lower expectations for re-releases. If the port isn't broken they shrug it off.

>"beautiful reimagining"
HOW IN THE FUCK ARE LITERAL CARBON COPIES OF GAME BOY SPRITES "REIMAGININGS"

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Post it.

It.

You know what I'm talking about user, stop playing dumb.

Are you dense?

I don't know if the game is good or not, but evenskyward sword got perfect scores so, maybe zelda always reviews good?

Another fucking hit for the Switch, I literally can't keep up with all the good games coming out for it.

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Good question, it's getting harder and harder to justify still having my PS4.

STOP IT!!!

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Who the fuck would give Doom a 7.1? That game is 9/10 easily.

>N-Nintendo Bonus.
>R-Remove the "Zelda" name and the score goes down to 73.

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>posts pokemon

It's been fucking hilarious, I remember the extreme shitposting for Mario Odyssey and Zelda BotW, but this is just embarrasing, they're releasing so many good games that shitposters can't even keep up.

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>Nintendo bad!
>Sony bad!
>Switch has no games!
>PS4 has no games!
Why is console shitposting so horrible now? I miss when there used to be good OC and insults being made.

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I would make that joke, but its 88 out of 100, not 8.8 out of 10.......


Also, fuck TP.
Yea Forums was such a better place 04 to 06

Lmfao what the fuck is Erica

There used to be good wholesome banter but things have gotte much worse over the years with some Sonybros acting like pathetic children and/or having a near psychotic obsessive jealous tantrum with everything Nintendo related.

user please pay attention in math class

Wojaks killed all original content

This.