Bros

Epic wins again.

I can wait

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I was hoping to play through the series again on PC, but at this rate I will literally be dead before I can do that.

no...
halobros... we... we're...
We're not going home.

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>placeholder date
>Didn't even bother to pick an interesting one like
July 7th

NOOOO I WILL BE LITERALLY 40

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What the fuck was the point of listing on Steam more than a decade before it's done? Jesus...

only 10 more y-years haha...

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>10 years, 5 months, and 16 days to go

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>Its actually real
WTFFFFFFFFFFF

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Lmao you're already a 30 year old boomer

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PHIL FUCKING PROMISED ME IT WOULD BE READY THIS YEAAAAAR I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE JUST KILL ME ALREADY

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It's obviously a mistake but that would still mean it's not coming out until March 2020.

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I think they meant to type 2020.

We'll all be fighting aliens irl by then

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I'm assuming they meant Mar 7, 2020 but even that is too long.

maybe he's 29 now

I know this feel...

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Literally a fucking zoomer

The absolute state of the mustard race.

So is most of Yea Forums

Why did they list it back in March of this year and keep lying about it coming soon if it was really just going to be another year? What the fuck is wrong with them?

>2030

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>It's fucking real

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I’m convinced 343i hasn’t learned to code

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Halo came out in 2001, what do you expect retard

It's a problem they created for themselves. They want to release Reach on MCC across all platforms at the same time, but low and behold XBOX is holding it back. Memory limits with the Xbox are causing problems with the progression system they are trying to implement.

tweaktown.com/news/66939/halo-reach-xbox-one-testing-delayed-indefinitely/index.html

I heard they wanted to unify it all under one engine. If they were going to be this retarded they should have left El dewrito up

>its gonna come out 10 years earlier than expected
halo wins again bois

only 11 more years bros then we can finally play halo 3 on PC!

>it's real

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This is a typo, right?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>tfw 30 years old and still arguing with teenage faggots on this stupid fucking chinese discussion website
Where the fuck did I go wrong with my life?

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Were it so easy...

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AAAAAAAAAAAA

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I knew it that's why I got an S for MCC

gotta generate that hype

cheef.......

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It's just a placeholder.
steamcommunity.com/app/976730/discussions/0/1626286205693192647/

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>2030
Shit... we're gonna need a lot more pizzas.

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OH NONONO
>playing reach 20 years after release
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF PC GAMING

No... this cant be legit

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It really says a lot about the SOCIETY in which we live in.

>I'll be 19
Fuck bro's It'll be 15 years since I first played halo 2, I'm getting to old for vidya

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Don't make a girl a promise, if you know you can't keep it.

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How can it be 15 years since you played if you'll be 19 in 2030? fucking 8 year olds can't into maths.

They weren't lying they're just incompetent, do you not know how absurdly poorly the original MCC launch went?

It's not like there's better options

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Not sure if the orange name means the dude is a mod or not since I rarely check Steam discussions but it sounds like it might just be a placeholder date, maybe a gag on the dev's part

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>joking with my friend yesterday that mcc would be delayed a few years

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>it's real
JUST GIVE ME HALO ON PC FOR FUCK SAKE

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>literal babby is a phoneposting wojakposter

it all makes sense

>Tfw no 7-8 foot tall elite gf

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Its 2020 not 2030 obviously

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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...

Will this be better on the Xbox store? Does it have cross play?

Its fucking gonna release 2020

They definitely meant 2020 and fucked up

Odds are they fat fingered it but shut up your ruining the joke

I've never played halo outside of eldewrito but I'm very excite

Nice, I'll have something to play while waiting for HL3 announcement.

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No and no.

Based Microsoft

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nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnO

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>too long
2019 is almost over

>it actually, unironically is real
AHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCKCHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

It'll be on the Windows store and the Steam and Windows store versions will have cross-play. 343 has said they have too much on their hands to add console cross-play.

Fucking 343i

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>people are gonna die between now and 2030
>people will never get to go home

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>>tfw 30 years old and still arguing with teenage faggots on this stupid fucking chinese discussion website

nearing 31

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steam accidentally banned halo for also being a shitter in dota

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>2030 is closer to today then 2000
I want to go back

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>signed up for the PC flight with my gamertag that i've had for 10 years and used for the original reach beta on 360
>i've heard nothing from anyone
LET ME IN
LET ME IIIIIIINNNNNNNN

NOOOOOOOOOOO

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You've missed nothing of value, only a single-player campaign mission and a boring as fuck Firefight flight.

You could just close all the tabs and delete the bookmarks. I wouldn't want to be coming here when I'm 30.

Top kek

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Get a twitch account with some followers and you'll get in.

KEK

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Why lie?
Thanks user but did you mean not enough time?

seriously what the fuck are you doing here? what a disgrace kek

>478584178
>Have to wait years to play Halo3 with Yea Forums

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Hey! March 7th is my birthday!

>I think people have asked a lot about cross-play. And I think there's two different discussions there. I should say on PC, you're going to get the same great experience regardless of which store you buy it from, right? [We] want players to have a choice there. Certainly, whether you pick it up on the Windows Store or Steam, you'll play together, that's not a problem.
>The real question on people's mind is can I play Xbox against PC? And truth be told right now, we are really focused on making sure that we can bring these games to PC in the right way. But the team would love to hear feedback on this and as we get further down the road, it's something I think we're going to have to evaluate, and if it's something that the community wants and makes sense, I think the team wants to make it happen. But right now, we really need to focus on getting these PC products out the right way.
windowscentral.com/halo-master-chief-collection-pc-team-talks-cross-play-xbox-play-anywhere

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steamdb.info/app/976730/history/
Did someone hack their shit?
>has_adult_content
>removed has_adult_content
keeps fucking happening.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS CANT BE HAPPENING NOOOOO

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Its coming out on my birthday bros what an awesome present
Also chill it's 2020

"may i play it?"
"no"

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I'm not even surprised anymore.

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Unironically because porting to PC ended up being a lot more difficult than they thought

>how will a Microsoft exclusive compete with a Sony and Nintendo exclusive
Uhhhhh I dunno buddy

are xboners really this retarded

What's the problem, they gave you a date

>sony exclusive
oh nonononono

ive had an xbox acc for 11 years and still havent gotten a code

Holy FUCK it's real

The selection process is ""random"" unless you getting in is beneficial for 343.
ie being an infuencer.

steamcommunity.com/app/976730/discussions/0/1626286205693192647/

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>halo on pc
Enjoy a million threads complaining about even more aim assist and bullet magnetism than on console because 343 are literal spastics

That picture needs more sand

fuck 343 and fuck halo

Keep up

i have a monster pc, i should take priority over some spanish speaking brazilian with a shit rig

>still comes out before Star Citizen

kek

Honestly it's more of a lack of interest in playing ff7r which is as a one button game as ff15

If the brazilian has half a million monkeys listening to him, then no, you don't.

>343 Industries

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It's obviously that, but it's still funny

At least I'll have 2 weeks to play it before animal crossing sucks my life away ; ;

>him
>implying a brazilian is a person
>implying that the shitwrech would even be able to afford a cam

Just you wait user. I guarantee you'll still be here when you're 30. The only way to escape this shit hole is suicide.

and yet here you are, not getting into the flights.

or just stop being retarded cut your internet and have sex u stupid idiot

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fuck

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No need to be rude. Stay mad that someone with worse pc got it before you, faggboy.

>Anons will die before Halo comes to steam.

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Aah I misread too much on their hands as too much time

>11 years away
How do you fuck up that badly?

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343 never delivers, also i bet the servers aren't even gonna work when this shit comes out.

I fuckin dare you to post this every day

>halo fans will spend half of their lives waiting

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Halo only has ever had user hosts, y'know. Even MCC on xbone is userhosts.

bros....its gotta be an error......right..........

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>he wasn't there when MCC came out on Bone

>24 yrs old
>already plan to kill myself before I hit 30
lol i won't make it :_:

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i'd say that he's died of dehydration by now

did they fix it?

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wtf 343i

Niggers

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Lol they were probably inundated with messages from retards panicked about a placeholder

March 8th is my birthday

>store.steampowered.com/app/976730/Halo_The_Master_Chief_Collection/
They're messing with us.

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I'm pretty sure this is just to create some buzz

>cut your internet
easy
>and have sex
well fuck

sweet, so it's coming out the same year as FF7R Episode II

>343 is this incompetent and yet people are still hyped for halo Infinite

>TFW we are waiting this long for Reach, the worst Bungie halo game

>what do you mean infinite is going to be bad bro, it's halo bro, it's going to be just like the good old days playing halo 1, we are going home bro
nostalgia and fanboyism can be one hell of a drug

Yes. Obviously they meant to put 2020 but thats 343 in a nutshell. They can’t even get the year correct

The sad thing is I’m waiting for halo 3. And who knows if that will even happen

PC will make it less horrible honestly

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY HALO BROS

Reach Evolved v2 baby

Quick rundown?

Mod for Reach some guy made
youtube.com/watch?v=Qk4Nu3HMhO0

>faster movement speed
>better balancing in weapons
>all done via hex editing
youtu.be/R0Y5V822Q_w

Watch his original video too to see what was originally changed.

>11 fucking years
J-just hold on w-we're going home

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They should have picked a date from the story. Something like the start of the battle for Reach since that's the first game they're re-releasing, right? Like July 23, 2552.

It was just a placeholder.

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that doesn't make any sense, "coming soon" is a placeholder.
also march 7 2030 is way too specific and way to similar to march 7 2020.

Brazilians speak portuguese, dumbass, you're as ignorant as they are

I will wait

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>the unfucking of Reach
Holy based. If people are willing to jump through hoops to mod the 360 version imagine the interest we're going to see when the PC version releases.

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This happened on steam to a bunch of TBA release date games. Cube World and Boneworks for example, had the same problem. It was a widespread steam issue.

we....we were supposed to.......go home bros....

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Bruh

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This game is never coming out is it? Was it all just an elaborate ad for gamepass?

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Still feels like a fever dream desu

dude, its not going to take off on pc. no halo has taken off on pc, im even confused why they are bothering to port this to pc at all. pc players have team fortress 2, quake champions, overwatch and a gorrilion other crapcunt multiplayer shooters, why would halo stand out? have you even tried playing the already ported halos on pc? i fucking loved halo 3 on xbox but when i tried eldewrito and played a cheeky match of infection on standoff (and mind you, eldewrito felt EXACTLY like halo i know it is a mod but still) and i was fucking bored. its so slow paced compared to literally anything else which fucked my adhd ass mind up. its the same with the original halo, i spent a few hours setting that up, fixing the resolution, increasing the fov, basically just running a train through pcgamingwiki and then i play it and lo and behold its just a fucking console shooter. its great on console but trying to play these fucking games on a system with much better games is hard as hell, even if you dont have 'adhd' like i self diagnosed there are better slow paced time sinks like strategy games. why the fuck would you want to play halo?

Imagine being so disconnected from reality. MCC on PC is the most wished for game on steam. You are fucking delusional.

take your meds user

I'm not reading that wall of incoherent retardation since Custom Edition and Eldewrito already exists.

Why not 2019?

that's my birthday! wish me a happy birthday! (◠ᴥʋ)

happy birthday in advance user

Because 343 doesn't understand project scope and just keeps piling things on.
Reach in the MCC became Reach on PC became Reach and the MCC on pc which became bringing both up to PC standards which became a complete overhaul of the MCC for the second time in its life.
This is all happening with infinite presumably right around the corner.
2030 is honestly an optimistic estimate for when the entirety of the MCC will be on PC.

Because if it was a simple keyboard mistake (fat-fingered) and they meant to type 2019, then the date would be 2039. But the fact the number ends with a 0 suggests they meant to type 2020.

Where the fuck is the new flight, I can't wait to not get invited again

Check your spam mail

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Easiest way to bait out the Brazilians is to shitpost that they speak spanish

?

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I think it's because of the new Steamworks' terms to compete with Epic Store. Like I'm pretty sure it says you *need* a release date. So it's just a formality.

>most of Yea Forums is 30
try 12-17

I remember when we mocked halo for being babbys first casual FPS
And here we are, all those babbies nostalgiawanking

Imagine being 12 years old and thinking that Yea Forums is one person.
Spoiler alert kiddo, there has always been halo threads on Yea Forums, and there always will be, no matter what faggots like you say.

Yeah, those threads were to mock the Xbox kiddies, much like how COD got mocked as well.

I'm 29, started browsing at 17. You really do never leave this place. Get comfy faggot.

Wrong, you're either lying or you weren't even there for them
fuck off newfag

>This selective cognitive memory
Whatever makes you feel better at being the shunned kids back then.
And by your autistic outbursts, I'd say we were right about you when your gen finally found this place

Halo on pc is literally the only game I am looking forward too. Fucking dammit why can’t they port it already?

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Ill be too old then 29

we're going to the retirement home

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Give up nigger, there will always be people that like what you don't like. I don't like smashfags but I don't pretend that they are a bullied minority here, because they're not, and so weren't halo fags back then

ilovebees.co

>check it too because I know it's not
>it's not
it's not.

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will i even still be alive by then lol

did you make this?

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Because the entire company was hired for diversity's sake and not for actual skill or knowledge. Their team leader was named KIKI WOLFKILL for fuck sake.

when did they change it back to coming soon?

It's going to have to compete with warband

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Love_Bees
It was a stunt that was pulled off before the release of Halo2. Pretty cool shit. You will never see something like this again to build up a game release.

That's pretty cool. Thanks dude

>09/19/19(Thu)12:36:53
>09/19/19(Thu)17:03:15
Literal fucking retard

it just says "coming soon" for me

you must not be in the US

Fuck.

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Damn

cuck

THEY'RE JUST FUCKING WITH US NOW

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it has been modified

fuck

You're a shit.

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>343
>referencing bungie

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>Th-thanks f-for beta t-testing, console peasants!

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you have to be kidding me

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I JUST WANT TO GO HOME BROS

>its real

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The best part is this time they invited along a bunch of Halo youtubers to ruin their credibility as well.

maybe its part of another arg

Just says "Coming Soom" now, so someone fucked up

haha any day now
we're going home bros

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I'm gonna be sick

the hype is dead right now

Fucking kek
>cooming soom