Ya think they got vidya and waifus in heaven?
Ya think they got vidya and waifus in heaven?
Jordan Walker
Gabriel Long
>heaven
Hunter Perry
Cannonically, no.
But there's like a million sects of christianity, so just pick one that says yes.
It doesn't matter anyways, cannonically you ain't getting there either.
Ethan Smith
>heaven
Carson Rivera
None of us are.
Sebastian Evans
Vidya and waifus are just escapism, you have nothing to escape from in heaven, everything is beautiful and blissful and it feels better than any vidya or waifu or drug or food or pussy ever did on Earth.
Henry Parker
Didn't Jesus forgive humanity of all sin?
Caleb Jenkins
Heaven doesn’t exist and stop posting pics of my waifu
Jayden Robinson
yeah they definitely do and heaven definitely exists and don't worry about anything you'll be so happy up there dude
Xavier Ramirez
fpbp
Charles Bell
The bible compares salvation to selling all you possessions for a gem buried under ground. It's free in a sense, but it also costs everything. You have to start living according to it's precepts once you claim to believe. Ultimately, that results in a renunciation of your investment in anything this world has to offer. Nobody here lives like that.
James Brooks
they're all waiting for you
Aaron Hughes
Gabriel Garcia
No
That seems contradictory
Jonathan Campbell
Ah, how nice to see fellow men of intellect.
*tips fedora*
Christopher Baker
It seems that way but it isn't. Salvation is by faith alone, but if you believe in someone you'll do as they instruct you. Following god's commands is the proof of the faith that saves you.
Samuel Jackson
Okay but forgiving humanity of their sins and then not forgiving them at the same time because they didn't do something seems contradictory and like you're bullshitting
Isaiah Myers
I recognize that there is a possibility that no after life exists, So I live my life doing the things that allow me to live long, happy, and healthy with my husband, Kass!
Jason Ramirez
That's what the bible is. Bullshit.
Logan Taylor
doesn't he have a wife and kids?
Tyler Perry
Jacob Hughes
Stop or I will sue
Dylan Torres
James Watson
I'm fapping to your waifu right now
Hunter Mitchell
No fuck you.
Jace Gray
Alkaid is shit
Jack Robinson
You are shit
Colton Sanchez
She grew up to become a stacy
Kevin Adams
Thinking about licking her tummy and pulling on her ahoges
Jordan Jenkins
Of you really wanna piss that user off you would post a cum tribute
Eli Cruz
Haseo is for Endrance ONLY
faggot tomboy and suicidal whore btfo
Dylan Butler
Gavin Richardson
Endrance is for AI bunny only.
Bentley Jenkins
I'm already in heaven with my waifu
Noah Torres
she's a cat
a fucking dead cat
Benjamin Smith
wholesome
Juan Lopez
What's it like
Is there snacks
Daniel Johnson
Oh, it's an all you can eat buffet, if you catch my drift
Mason Smith
whoa
do they have soft pretzels
Cameron Barnes
oh so soft
Josiah James
Faith and works you fucking protestant animals.
Christopher Scott
nice i hope they have bratwurst dogs and dibs too
Jordan Wright
Don't do it, user, you won't go to heaven as you are, you first need to atone for your sins.
Benjamin Bennett
Maybe i'll reincarnate in some anime world
Isaiah Walker
But the bible says Jesus forgave them already
Justin Diaz
>t. Luther
Fuck off with your salvation through faith alone shit. Someone who spends all day praying is less worthy of salvation than he who goes out into the world and does good.
Jose Wright
Akaline is my eternal waifu and the main one for dot hack. Shes waiting for me in "heaven" to give me eternal blowjobs.
Adrian Moore
Protestants are the dregs of Christianity. They exist as people too lazy to carry God's will into the world. They're diet Christian.
Jordan Perez
Brody Phillips
Heaven for me would be Gensokyo so yes!
Anthony Anderson
If it's boring as fuck and has no entertaintment can it really be called heaven?
Jaxson Butler
i mean i guess technically it can be
Jace Brown
I wish Haseo wasn't such a fucking faggot.
Ryan Morales
>krauts
Leo Price
even if they do, I'll never see it
Bentley Green
Don't worry user
I'll try to save the people trapped in Hell
Even if I end up there myself
Charles Rogers
>if
Josiah Long
>You'll never do super secret training with Alkaid
Why live
Connor Morgan
Yeah I guess it's inevitable I'll have to go there, even if I'm doomed from the start, since I'll want to save the people there
Cameron Morales
Anthony Martinez