Name 1 (one) game where Bats are friends not foes

Minecraft

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Macbat 64 - Journey Of A Nice Chap.

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oh yes that's the spot

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fruit bats are so fucking perfect holy shit

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Batman
Beat me to it.

You can tame a bat as a hunter in WoW. Can even feed it fruit so it'll love you. There are some bat mobs too that are neutral instead of hostile.

it's a puppy with wings

how is this relevant? if you fight against another zubat or golbat or woobat that's still a foe and still a bat, retard

Fallen london \ Sunless sea.

Why are they born with eyes if they don't see?

Bats are not blind

Why wouldn't they see?

Why are men born with nipples?
Why are dogs born with thumbs?
Why do humans breathe and eat through the same hole?
Why are men's g-spots only reachable using another man's dick?

Nature isn't perfect

They do see, they just don't see nearly as well as they hear.

kinda looks like a monkey

>Why are men's g-spots only reachable using another man's dick?
Wait... really?

not all bats are blind

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>Why are men born with nipples?
Fucking brainlet, read a book.

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If only they weren't infested with horrific diseases, they're pretty adorable.

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>"Bats are so cute, bro! I don't understand why people don't like them."
>only ever posts pictures of fruit bats

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Most of them aren't though

CHOSEN UNDEAD

>Why are men's g-spots only reachable using another man's dick?

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he looks like that one bat macerick from megaman x5

*gives you rabies*

You don't think that's cute?

>Why are men's g-spots only reachable using another man's dick?
t. mutilated American who doesn't know where his natural g-spot is supposed to be

>Why are men's g-spots only reachable using another man's dick?
frotting is pretty based, but women can rub your frenulum too

You're an idiot

Shadow Hearts Covenant.
Joachim Valentine is a Vampire who has a golden bat form.
His bat form is also insanely strong with physical attacks.

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>men's g-spots
A woman's g spot is literally the internal part of the clitoris.
The clitoris is literally the same structure as the penis.

The Magic School Bus lied

CUTE

imagine choosing any familiar over the big titty fairy familiar

shut up Jaden Smith

maverick*

Women have more than one "g" spot, which is how they can have numerous kinds of orgasms, some times simultaneously.

Yeah and they can squirt 200ml of liquid from invisible glands that no one has ever found.

BIG

FAT

memes
like he said, the g spot is just where the internal part of the clitoris is closest to the vagina walls so she can feel it there

I wish I could tame the bats in Minecraft :(

Castlevania: Lords of Shadows 2.

DAY WALKER
NIGHT STALKER

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They squeak

In Bloodstained you fight bats, but can also summon them to attack for you.

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cute

still cute

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the prostate is close enough to your anal walls that anything that can reach 3 inches can press against it

you can get a bat spirit in Nioh.
it has top tier passives and an okay lw.

>Some bats are genuinely some of the creepiest looking motherfuckers on the planet
>The only ones that ever get used in spooky contexts are the cute ones

>drinks your blood
>gives you rabies
bat-kun u so cute!

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Sky doggo

Hollow Knight. Grimmchild.

Whenever I see a reply like this that happens to be posted after several others containing actual information I can't help but feel as though you didn't know diddly dick.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson pls go

>if you stick with the bat you eventually get an entire crew of bats to chill with
SotN has so much SOUL

you can have these as nakama devil in Shin Megami Tensei

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>Ara ara

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Fun fact, the smaller a penis, the closer the prostate is to the anus

kill me pete

Noivern is so cool

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YOU'RE OUT SPIDERMAN

Cute.

americans die

Did you know that bats are full of rabies and parasites?

No shit Sherlock.

Can't remember but, doesn't his siter in SH3 turn into a bat too? Or did she only have thin/fat mode?

If you play as Demitri in Darkstalkers some of your attacks involve bats.

The Vampire Bat in Kemono Friends.

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wew

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>frotting is pretty based
Man of taste, etc etc.

>frenulum
is that a pokemon?

>wild bats are all friendly enough that each and every one is willing to join your team
>if you turn out to be weak, they refuse to kill you
>even one forced to be a slave for a criminal will still refuse to kill you and encourage you to get stronger and come back to stop the criminals
>these are the actions of foes
Fuck, what do I have to do to live in the type of sheltered life you grew up in?

It's permanently exclusive to the uncut version sadly.

delet this

Kid Dracula

this is not ok

The g-spot for men doesn't exist or else you'd cum everytime you take a shit.
Yaoi is consumed by fujoshit who are all female. It's not unusual to include made up shit for them to relate to.
But there is a trend recently involving anal hymen. Good luck rationalising that.

It's not that simple to stimulate your prostrate. Most people struggle with it even while riding dildos, why would shit casually passing through do the trick.

it has to be stimulated and rubbed silly

RABIES LADEN DEMONS

BEGONE

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a vampyre story.

>The g-spot for men doesn't exist or else you'd cum every time you take a shit.
I've actually have gotten pretty close to coming on shitting alone. Some people are more sensitive there than others, I guess.
Not gay, btw

>skyrim vampire nose

Men can lactate if they take enough hormones.

Have you done it in other ways then?

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Other ways?

Yea she had a pink bat form. You got it by maxing out the thin/fat meter. Same stats, glass canon with huge physical attack.