Kindly add "not for the faint of heart"-warning to romancing Tali

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>So, so far, we can tell that Tali woudl not smell nearly as bad as those filthy humans
what's the point of a cute ayy stuck in her suit all day if you don't get to lick her musky, ammonia encrusted body clean every night?

>ywn see Shepard and Tali living happy and peaceful lives together on Rannoch

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But what if the musk was sweet and delicious?

Fuck Bioware. Fuck EA.

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If I remembe right, all the fucking mass effect threads was one of the reasons /vg/ was created in the first place

I hate sweet things
I want that bitter musk that stings my nose and my dick

Nah it was Starcraft and LoL. The SC threads especially because it was literally just Kpop shitposting and this

youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ

I think it actually would have killed Bioware if they made a bunch of definitive endings for ME3. It really would have been nice to see your Shepard, even if it's just a still, in situations like living with Liara, building a home with Tali, burning aliens with Ash, going to a gay bar with Kaiden, just anything that wasn't the absolutely spiteful trash we got instead.

>youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ
I WAS FREE. FUCK YOU FOR DRAGGING ME BACK.

There's no forgetting that cancer.

>ywn come home after a long day of work through blistering cold and snow, to Tali waiting for you with a hot chocolate
>ywn wrap yourself in a comfy blanket to warm your body and have her sit on your face and use her thighs as earmuffs to warm your face and soul
why even live bros? why even live?
Is that really too much to ask

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Her thick thighs, wide hips, and THIGH GAP make me want to grab her by those thighs and cum in them and put a human baby in her belly

I don't care if it makes no sense I want to BREED HER

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>"I want more time"

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Yes not for the daint of heart because you could have a cringe stroke youtube.com/watch?v=nGnbEtube-g
Also Garrus loves her, you should be a bro a let them blossom as they are more genetically compatible

>put a human baby in her belly
By implanting one surgically?

By fucking her raw over such a long period of time that her eggs concede to your jizz.

salarian genetic engineering

I'd give her a few licks. Smell her some too.

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>Mask blushing
God you people are infuriating

it's cute

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Tali is for hardcore gang rape.

I want her to do things to me

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tasteless

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Autist

Maximum taste. She's also for guro and hard vore.

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>hard vore

Only she's the one doing it

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Nah, first you rape her, then you kill her and mutilate the corpse, then you fuck her body, then you eat it.

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I only focus on Garrus in the background

A F U C K I N G S T O C K P H O T O

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It was just a template. If they ever showed her face they'd just base it off of the woman in the photo, just like they did with shepherd

We have moved on

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>literal space gypsy that steals tech from the normandy
and people like this cunt

Still waiting definite proof on that "theft"

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Honestly though I think that after 3 games nothing could've possibly pleased everyone. They should've just not revealed it at all.
Still the Quarians should've looked more alien

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She didn't steal anything. In ME2 Shepard gives her full access to the Normandy schematics and the tech used on Quarian ships in 3 is built on those schematics.