Good morning 47, today you're headed straight into the den of lion...

Good morning 47, today you're headed straight into the den of lion, a Hitman Thread in one of the most dangerous places on earth, your two targets are only known by code names,
"Hot pockets" and "Mod".
Good luck 47.

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What's your favorite map?
Who's your favorite target?
Most satisfying kill you managed to pull off?
Hope and dreams for Hitman 3? (maps, missions etc)

no gibs or dismemberment no buy

When will be the tropical island released?

In 5 days

For me it's Hitman Absolution

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Paris
Silvio Carusso
Killing both targets with one shot to a lamp in Paris and getting SA.
Airport, Cinema festival, hitech skyscraper in asia.

The only thing I want from Hitman 3 is that NPCs chill out with that MUH PERSONAL SPACE crap.

>when walk too close to a mission story npc and he has a PERSONAL SPACE attack and has to restart the entire sequence again

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What is this personal space thing? I've play Hitman quite a lot and I don't know what you guys are talking about.

Sapienza
Dawood Rangan
I haven't done anything to be super proud of yet
A Copenhagen level where you get to kill the voice actor at IO interactive would be a nice way to end the trilogy. I would hope that the mission stories would be more intuitive instead of having to rely on markers so often, this isn't skyrim. More mobile and hidden targets like the maelmstrom would be nice too.

The elusive targets really kill my want to play this game since I know I’m missing them all, still need to clear Colorado and Hokkaido in HM1 and I don’t wanna continue them in HM2 since all my trophies are over in 1.

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Could 47 accidentalize the death of POTUS, one of THE most protected people on the planet? Or at least witness a political shitstorm.

Fuck you.

with a sniper rifle sure, otherwise no way

shit dead game, nice live service game LMAO cringe bluepilled cope

Stop caring about trophies, they are worthless. Play to have fun.

He can't strip a Secret Service agent without being noticed?

Designing a level like that would be a nightmare, you can't just have the bodyguard fuck off from the president when he hear the *plink*
also it's not that interesting if i'm honest with you, feels kind of redundant making a kill the president mission, like where do you go from there?
But now that I think about it, assassinating a president during like a G5 world class meeting might be fun

This crap.
youtu.be/zG57PfipZ1w?t=4m25s

>What's your favorite map?
Aesthetically? Hokkaido, for gameplay it's probably Paris or Whittleton Creek
>Who's your favorite target?
Silvio or Janus
>Most satisfying kill you managed to pull off?
Playing ghost mode with a friend, we were neck and neck and the target spawned near the florida man stand, he pussied out of trying to get him, I waited until the target was close to the water bank, I quickly ghost coined to distract the AI then killed the fool and he fell into the water
>Hope and dreams for Hitman 3? (maps, missions etc) A hotel mission like Traditions of the Trade, more inventive gadget items instead of different skins of the same stuff (god forbid they do those mk2 items again)

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The electric shock cell phone is EZ mode silent assassin for elusive targets.

The Mk2 indicent was such a bummer. But considering gameplay, which gadgets should they include? Sometimes I feel they run out of ideas when I unlock another remote explosive or exotic knive. A face printer? A climbing rope?

How would you design a mile high mission?
fuck huge tourist blimp?

Yup.

Not exactly a new item but perhaps they could allow you to store a disguise in the briefcase (I assume you'd have to knock someone out for theirs rather than just starting a mission with one)

can you get the blood money suit without gloves??

>What's your favorite map?
Miami, love the race and the ways you can interact with it. Also that sweet backstory between Knox and the race organizer is nice.
>Who's your favorite target?
Janus i guess, love his dialogue the most.
>Most satisfying kill you managed to pull off?
i dunno, most accident kills are satisfying in their own way. the standout for me is that explosive smart watch one - the look on the dude's face is amazing.
>Hope and dreams for Hitman 3? (maps, missions etc)
more shit in general i guess, hoping to see some story and shit

Something like this, but as a full sized passenger plane.
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>What's your favorite map?
the ones with the highest density of people tightly crammed into hallways

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What a retarded way to play Hitman.

He's already been in the White House so sure

Honestly a A380 customized is already huge, that could work.

>Also that sweet backstory between Knox and the race organizer is nice

what backstory?

>play
how is it wrong? i never could play hitman becuase of this.

what's diana gonna do when she finds out 47 blew up her parents?

Teach him a lesson in private...

>map
Sapienza. Mumbai as a close second.

>target
Silvio Caruso.

>most statisfying kill
I was doing a contract in Sapienza where one guard near the Fireplace in the garden was a target. In order to make sure only one of them got killed in the explosion, I threw a coin from the top of the roof to lure the non-target away, then I dropped a propane tank down the chimney to kill the target. This was all improv.

>hopes and dreams
Dual silverballers with a point shooting perk.
An airport level.
NPCs notice blood.
An actually good final boss unlike other games in the series.
Suit or weapon customisation.

47 already killed the VP in BM, so killing the president does seem pointless. In the lore of the new games, the British PM is apparently a member of one of The Partner's families, so it would be interesting to see a mission where he's a target if only because it would be a good excuse to do a London level.

basically the Knox back in the day while he was still racing deliberately swerved and hit the administrator's car so that he didn't win. The crash was quite severe and they both suffered major injuries that led to them both ditching the racing careers. The administrator tells that story to a random security guard in his office iirc, he's quite salty about it

I don't understand. Why couldn't you play Hitman?

>What's your favorite map?
The Bank
>Who's your favorite target?
Maelstrom
>Most satisfying kill you managed to pull off?
Completing SASO in Collorado was the most satisfying experience
>Hope and dreams for Hitman 3?
Las Vegas casino, prison map, more compact maps in general.

is there blood in this game? lol

What is so appealing about Silvio as a target?

no

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Dumping his unconscious body into a woodchipper

He has a tragic backstory and has a lot more depth than he appears to have a first glance once you starting digging into his personal affairs. It's the same appeal Joseph Clarence had. Plus he had some extremely creative kill opportunities like the poltergeist opportunity.

New escalation coming today with the emetic grenade as an unlockable.

When you walk too close to an NPC they start throwing a shitfit, the minimal distance is just way too big and it's really annoying during interactions where the NPC suddenly stops to tell you to fuck off.

I never noticed that, what the fuck, blood is only bullet impacts on the body?

>favorite target?
Muh D
...alia Margolis

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Headshots cause blood splatter if there's a wall behind the NPC. Bladed weapons also create a pool of blood.

Nah. Headshot splatter the walls and stuff. That pic is just nitpicky.

Oh, yeah, I noticed that. Thanks for the explanation.

>Knock out woman in blindfold
>Guard wakes her up
>"Did you happen to see him?"
>"Yeah he's a bald guard dressed like a guest"

Good job IO

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Haven island info
>20 mastery levels (bank was 15)
>3 targets
>5 unlockable items (bank had 3)

I also seem to recall that the space wasn't that big in HI™MAN, only in ™2

Git gud

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No, it was pretty big in both. They should disable it during events where you have to stand in an NPCs face. The worst case for me was in The Bank where I tried to give the journalist the report, but she started making remarks about personal space because I was standing close to her.

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>do a SASO run in the summer suit unlock
>for some reason it doesn't count as a suit and I had to do it all over again in a regular suit
It's not a big deal once you know the route, still pretty dumb that it doesn't work when it doesn't have any advantages over the other suits

I kinda like the asthetics of some of the levels in Absolution. Hated the retarded plot and tone, but those graphics are pretty good for the time.

47 actually has more detail than current 47

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That's weird... It should work in any starting suit no matther which one.

I don't like the Absolution 47. All the other incarnations including 2016 onwards at least have some of that eerie clone look. Absolution 47 just looks like an angry middle aged dude.

I don't like him, he looks like a common thug. The new games capture better the pale perfect human clone freak, IMO.

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Clonemind

That's kinda terrifying. It's a cool concept to explore, being absorbed by a mirror.

Anyone else think not having Lucas Grey comment on things over the earpiece during The Bank was a missed opportunity? He used to work there, so you'd think he'd have interesting things to say.

the suit is bugged. they already acknowledged it.

Grey worked there? As security or something? I don't recall.

is the DLC worth the money?

single good level in absolution. shit, walking around streets of Hope i felt like almost playing a Hitman game.

He worked as Cobb's head of security who was Athena's predecessor. He probably visited that branch before considering it's the head branch.

>8 hours of grinding
>lame sniper rifle that comes nowhere near the awesomeness as one rewarded from a 3-stage Marrakesh escalation that can be done in 30 minutes.

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>STILL NO FUCKING WEAPON CUSTOMIZATION
>2019

I feel devastated because I failed the most recent elusive target

>Favorite Map
Whittleton Creek. Ultra comfy. Hokkaido for sheer design.
>Favorite Target
Francesca De Santis. Super cutie. Killing her tickles my sadism.
>Most Satisfying Kill
Any kill done just in the nick of time without getting caught. Like killing/incapacitating someone and hiding the body while a guard's head is turned for 2 seconds.
>Hitman 3
More of the same without changing the formula, only adding minor features that can be toggled off if you don't want them. Exactly how they did Hitman 2016 > Hitman 2.

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meh, you probably aready had the fucking suit.

They actually removed the differences of most weapons with the recent patches

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I like going back to the game every now and again, fooling around with a mission and doing an elusive target

I wish i was more like agent 47 :(

This but for me, it's new featured contracts and escalations. I'm probably gonna blast playing this game again when they give us a resort map next week

It can especially annoying because if you step back the character might cancel the interaction, but if you stay too close they'll alarm the guard. It's a really shitty mechanic.

I'm just looking forward to them making more season 2 ETs so we can unlock the different suits.

>still have to do saso on Marrakesh and Colorado
they're so boring, fuck!

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post ansels

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It's up

youtube.com/watch?v=XQD1Q1QpVS4

THAT is a Jannie. Cleaner of Yea Forums and eater of hotpockets. Quite the resume.

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Dalia?
Helmut here.

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no hitman had any of that

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>multiple islands
>there's barely any covers super open area
How will they pull this off?

and one for all you thirsty gamer targets out there

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white hitman miss
i guess they never miss huh?
you got a target?
i bet he does kill ya
muah

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i put forty seven spices in the pasta and still tastes like ashes in my mouth

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Where? How?

bangkok
name is in pic related
just walk on up to him and take a look-see

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I remember the female publishing agent/ secretary in this level referencing some kind of "Cassiecon" when Black disappears. That would be a cool idea for a level. A fan convention seems like such an obvious choice for a Hitman level.

go fish

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Never play hitman before. WHat's a good one to start?

What? Jordan has a dogtag on that says he killed his wife?

Hitman 2 with the goty legacy pack dlc.

Honestly? Blood money.

Download the Hitman 2 trial, then buy the legacy pack DLC. If you enjoy that, get the full game.

Either Blood Money or the new games.

The older games are good too but they're dated. The only outright bad game in the series is Absolution.

gameplay/nostalgia: blood money
story: silent assassin
HITMAN2 with the legacy pack is probably the best bet
girlfriend* yes
its like that once musician whos password was "ifuckkids"

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I really really like night atmospheres in this game
I want more night maps

I don't quite get 47's backstory. I always assumed that, being a clone, he was "born" as a fully grown man. The first game clearly supports this with mass produced 47s. The problem is that this clashes with the new games showing 47 as a child and growing up in a facility. Did he age quickly? Is it just a total retcon?

shhh no tears only dreams now

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Still online only?

i mean organisms cloned or not need to mature
it was during that period 47 with his natural aptitudes was trained in the art of killing

That new Shaman escalation is pretty easy, even if you have people following you since they all move super slow. Managed to get almost 2:50 time in it.

>I always assumed that, being a clone, he was "born" as a fully grown man.

How exactly do you think cloning works?

The new games heavily retcon a lot of backstory details. Diana's parents being killed by 47 is also a retcon.

Clones do not grow in a tank, user.

no it's not like deus ex. they grow up in this universe.

lazy devs couldn't bother to make a new grande model like it was advertised in the monthly roadmap and just reused standard model.

how is is a retcon when her parents were never mentioned before?

The new gas grenade has almost no range for the actual effect. You pretty much have to throw it right next to people to get it to work. It counts as a suspicious item if you carry it in your hand but people just seeing the grenade after you throw it does not count against SA.

I'm here from the make-a-wish foundation Mr.Soders.

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it's a lazy addition, they even put it under tools

>47 goes to a furry convention
>has to assassinate a hardcore drug dealer that can only be identified by his fursona
>uwu of the year

It is not. Diana's family is a plot device in Absolution (heh) but her parents are never mentioned.

Why can't 47 disguises as a woman?

The grenade in your hand is a different model if you drop it. It has those little green spots on it. But for some reason it has the same old grenade model on the item screen.

h-hey so what the hell is a bare knuckle boxer anyway?

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New Hitman is great in all aspects except atmosphere. Also, the constant talking of Diana on missions pisses me off, because 47 has spent the entire series going through assassinations on his own, and doesn't need handholding

can you not?

What were they even thinking when making this

Talk about normie nitpicking criticism.

dont be a closet case agent

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He looks like a bowl of porridge here

In Marrakesh you can get like 9 remote explosives and blow up the entire crowd in front of the embassy

There would be so much rage and cancellations if this was published today

TPS cover shooter were popular at the time and they though people wanted even more of them...

because of people like?

what?

Stop. Please don't defecate on our Hitman thread.

In Absolution, Diana's parents were buried in this massive tomb big enough to house that game's final battle in. In 2, they just have normal graves.

The whole universe of the new games is a soft reboot of the lore anyway. Many of the big brands and corporations referenced in the new games didn't exist in the old games. It's a weird situation were the past events and characters from older games are canon, but they're placed into an entirely new universe.

Maybe they did this so they could remake old missions to the new Hitman if they feel like it, kinda like Contracts

This happened to me several times when wearing suits I've just unlocked, it's a recurring bug

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I hope the new map comes with a patch that fixes the bug that causes some sedated bodies to count against SA, like the security room in the bank.

>Many of the big brands and corporations referenced in the new games didn't exist in the old games.
like?

>that abysmal range on the new grenade

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>It doesn't break SA
I would say it's still better than syringes

It's weird. Just having the grenade in your hand makes people suspicious but actually throwing it doesn't bother anyone, even guards who were close enough to get suspicious by the bomb in your hand just a second ago.

Kronstadt didn't exist.

All the in-universe gun manufacturers like Bartoli didn't exist.

Providence was named "Alpha Zerox" in the old lore (I wouldn't be surprised if The Constant was loosely based off of Mr. X from Silent Assassin).

The soda brands are new.


I could go on.

Just because something is never mentioned before doesn't mean it never existed.

can confirm the kashmerian suit has the same issue

It's a clunky addition

Why did they have to mess with the sawed-off shotgun?

Alpha Zerox and Providence are two separate entities

MOM SAYS ITS MY TURN TO BE HITMAN

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when does the resort drops?
there are conflicting reports, and I have seen abunch of shill website saying it drops tomorrow

I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM

Roadmap says 24th

then journos are dead wrong
I saw at least 3 news pieces about it this morning reporting the wrong date

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looks neat but a bit small
that's alright tho, as long as level design will be good

My concern is that is that it looks too flat. Half the reason Sapienza, Hokkaido and Mumbai are so good is because they have verticallly. I'm really hoping it's not like Columbia where the map is mostly just one massive circuit with a few shortcuts here and there.

According to the leaks, there's supposed to be a hazmat suit disguise, so it's safe to assume that it'll have one or two underground layers. At least I hope it will, I was really surprised at how small the island actually is when I saw the trailer.

I hope the new special assignments are better than the last 2. The one in Mumbai was especially bland and could be done in seconds while the one in the jungle only had that book in the shaman hut to spice up the mission in some way.

I don't think it will be too small, since it has 20 mastery, but I a, curious about how they're going to do a resort without making it samey.

Not going to lie though, one of the biggest things I'm interested in is where the plot goes from here and how it will set up Season 3.

God I love Hitman so much. But I really hate how HITMAN 2 rewrote Diana and 47's origins so much. These sudden stupid retcons like 47 killing Diana's parents or Providence creating 47 just take me out of the game too much every time I play it. I can't believe they fucked up the lore of the series so much. It could've been great, I'll always prefer Absolution to HITMAN2. At least that game didnt completely ruin my favourite characters.

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I wonder what the context of this outfit is
Mystery of the island druids?

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>try to do ET without shocky phone
>give up eventually, drop the phone so the target notices is, proceed to exit, trigger it
deleting shocky phone when
at least escalations keep me away from overusing it

>ruin
You mean the game where 47 fails at garroting someone?
You mean the game where 47 disguises himself as a luchador, only to reveal his face in front of an entire crowd?
You mean the game where the ICA was reduced to latex nuns?

thankfully story is the least important thing in Hitman

>raven suit
I though school shooter simulator wasn't released to public

I really like how it turns to a darker tone, and all the shiny stuff is just the in game trailer for the resort
It will probably include underwater tunnels

THAT is Dalia Margolis.

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Its not entirely useless. The Arctic Druzhina is the only sniper rifle that is both silenced and has a briefcase assembling animation. I like using it over the other rifles because I like the inmersion from the assembly animation, the Sieger 300 rifles dont have any animation when you take them out and I dont like them because of this.

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Everyone thought that they would change it to be a knockout or to only kill when in water. It technically doesn't help all that much when going for most challenges so maybe that is their reasoning for keeping it so strong.

Criiiinge. Yeah, killing 47's clones with a gatling gun was great storytelling.

I think IOI said a while back that The Bank and The Resort wouldn't exactly be advancing the plot, basically just filler. I imagine the end of the new mission will leave them in the exact same position as they were at the end of The Ark Society, with information on how to find The Partners.

>At least that game didnt completely ruin my favourite characters.

yes it fucking did, don't act like Absolution handles 47 better than nuHitman 2.

From a gameplay standpoint it is the only piercing sniper rifle that is also silenced. But I think there is only a single challenge in the entire game that even requires a piercing sniper rifle to begin with.

What the fuck bros. I got SA rating on a elusive target and I didnt get the ET SA suit.
What am I supposed to do now?!

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that's what you do when you've done all the challenges.
put on a trench coat, shotgun in briefcase
and go to town
youtube.com/watch?v=5RwBDFB6bEg

It's sometimes fun to go on rampages

go on the forum and whine fruitlessly
People have known about that bug for months

there's blood in the picture, it's just lighting that makes it blend with the floor.

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I wish they brought back some unique weapons like
bolt action rifle, revolvers, some heavy machinegun

>unskippable minute long cutscene in flatline
>having to wait 15 minutes until targets arrive in house of cards
man I like blood money but these are really serious flaws
the only flaw in nu hitmans was the whole colorado mission, which they fixed anyway by giving alt escape points after you complete it once

>the only flaw
[citation needed]
but no i feel you blood money is only the best gameplay with my nostalgia goggles
its a good game but its fuckin 2019 and standards are different

>You mean the game where the ICA was reduced to latex nuns?
Not seein' the problem here, chief.

I'm sorry you were bullied at school.

>[citation needed]
opinion, not a fact

I'm not american

Why was the Smith cutscene in Flatline unskippable anyway? Every other cutscene in the game could be skipped except it.

BM also has other faults anyway, like the scoring system being completely broken and the fact that certain targets like Chad Bingham have fewer approaches to them than a target like Ken Morgan. BM also completely falls apart in it's final two missions.

>complaining about killing people in a game about killing people

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Imagine having this much of a stick up your ass

You need to be very dense to miss the point of Hitman so bad.

like how you missed when I said I finished all challenges, SASOd everything in both games?

>you can only play Hitman in 1 way and 1 way only
>ever

As I said, you must be dense. I don't really care enough to explain it to you.

stop being an autist, I have 200hrs in H2, I have completed all classic challenges and I did all the escalations and almost elusive targets on SA rating
but that doesn't mean I can't turn it on to fuck around with people and go psycho mode and have fun
you act like you never hit anyone with a car in GTA and never laughed at the ragdoll

Then why the fuck are there so many unlockable explosives or other load guns

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Fucking sociopaths.

Was it autism?

Fuck off, go pretend to be retarded somewhere else.

Did they say how many targets the Island Resort has? I am guessing it will have some secondary objective like the Bank or Sapienza again if there really are lots of underground areas.

>video game people are real
uh huh. Didn't you get disbarred Jack Thompson?

Judging by the picture on the roadmap
3 targets

>Accidents don't count against your score even if you kill the entire level by pushing everyone over a railing

Tragic stairs accident kills 30 people. Police searching for silent assassin.

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killing non targets breaks SA

I'm not being retarded. The appeal of the Hitman games, specially the reboot, is to adress the fantasy of making the untouchable elite that fucks up our world pay. Corrupt bankers, rich kids that get away with murder, etc. Playing Hitman just shooting crowds it's a puerile and sociopatic approach to the game. I don't really care about how do you play something that at the end of the day is a toy, but I still thing you must be twisted and retarded to use Hitman in such a pathetic way.

not in BM if it's an accident

it's funny because in reality nobody would go close to an overflowing sink

Man, why does this always happen to me?

Not in Blood Money. You can accident kill the entire level if you want to. One of the most popular methods of killing the younger target in the playboy mansion is shooting his pool and even all his girls falling to their deaths with him will have no effect on your ranking.

ye noticed too late you're talking about BM and not the new ones.

You mean you wouldn't pull a rag out of your ass and start cleaning the floors of a public restroom?

correct :)

VVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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here's a (you), now stop because you're embarrassing yourself.

>making the untouchable elite that fucks up our world pay.
Ah so you're one of them braindead liberal types
Makes sense

>whittleton creek
>be in a backyard of cassidy's house
>throw a fish against a fence
>politician's squire hears it, walks around the house, enters the locked door to the backyard with no problems, I easily assasinate him because he was a target in a contract
the AI is hilarious but I still love the game

No. You embarass me.

You don't know what liberal means, american.

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Contracts did

In Mumbai it's sometimes possible to accidentally lure down people from the upper levels of Rangan Tower if you throw coins around the elevator area.

*plink*

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command, I'm hearing "suspicious sounds"
proceeding to investigate, over

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Huh... this really makes me think. Could I *looks at hands* be the real monster?

I don't remember OFF looking that good.

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I haven't played Contracts in ages but I'm pretty sure there was none it there. I'm not saying you're lying but can you post proof?

I bet the new map will have a challenge for killing all 3 targets by throwing them into the ocean. Hope it's not going to be as tedious as killing all 3 targets by feeding them to the hippo in the old map.

>the dog counts as a witness

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>the wheelchair counts as a witness

>hawkes bay
>kill off the guards
>target runs along the beach to escape
>stops half way and starts wading out to sea
>doesnt even attempt swimming before drowning herself

did you guys get SA on the blackmailer?

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Is anyone else bothered that none of the targets fight back? Someone like crazy drug lord Rico would surely shot back.


yes, easy, just lure him into the toilet.

>in about a minute by using the phone

No shame

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>shock phone easy mode
I feel sorry for the retards who soft-locked by dropping the light rig on him

or drop the zap-phone near him when he goes out to talk. SA in 1:05

It's especially silly for people like Sean Rose or Nolan Cassidy to have the same passive AI as all other targets.

I have no fucking clue what do I need to buy to get the most game out of my dollar. I've got Sapienza from 1 when they gave it away for free, and that beachhouse level from 2 from a few weeks ago. I want to own them legit because it's an astounding game but what the fuck do I go for? Can I get the stuff from 1 on 2?

Yeah. I poked him with a syringe and ran away, realize I forgot thew dongle, went back for it then left with SA.

I've only played the first one. It is literally the only Hitman game I've ever played and I had a lot of fun with it.

I don't give a fuck about elusive targets outside of the fact that a lot of costumes can only be unlocked through them and if you miss them you miss them.

I'm just gonna wait for the price to drop and try and get it during a sale or something once everything has been released.

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>ambush two guys in a bathroom
>take his big black dongle
no homo

Buy Hitman 2 Gold Edition and Legacy DLC (Hitman 1 missions). This will give you everything available.

No suit is tied to a specific ETs, just locations which are used all the time. Even if you buy the game late you could still get most of them.

WHICH HITMAN GAME IS THE BEST MASS SHOOTING SIMULATOR

Get 2's Legacy Pack, that'll give you all the content from 1. Then get 2 standard edition and wait for the season pass to go on sale.

Blood Money and especially the 2 new ones.

nuhitman; paris or miami. I like how they start with maps that just ache for the mass shooting.
m60 unlock when.

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Can you buy Legacy without owning H2 first?
I know you can get it if you already own H1.

yes, you can install H2 launcher with Hawke's Bay for free and then get the legacy pack
Bare launcher is the base game, everything else counts as DLC

All you need is the starter pack, which you downloaded.

if you own season 1 you can even play them on the season 2 engine (though challenges and escalations are largely missing still)

Was it Yea Forumsidya movie kino?

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Never seen it. Was it as wacky as the games or did they make everything super gritty and serious?

The movie can't decide if it wants 47 to be a sneaky and super prepared Assassin or some maniac who just starts firing at someone out in the open in a crowded subway station.

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this is what I was talking about

uh
wasn't aware of that, that's just stupid
I remember being able to play H2 Legacy before the H2 levels were released

They only have 4 NPC behaviour types:
-Civilians
-Guards
>VIPs (all targets are these)
-Bodyguards

They really need to make more NPC types for Season 3. I really can't see a mission where Lucas Grey is the target where he just cowers in fear like the other VIP NPCs.

mediocrity that missed the point of Hitman

That was the other one from 2015. This is the 2007 film

Welp time to pirate.

They must have changed it, what the fuck.

you can if you already own 2016, playing the trial doesn't count as owning the game and thus downloading DLC won't work either.
>ioi.dk/hitman-legacy-faq/

did you already own H1?

I got the demo but also Sapienza which they gave away for free for a bit, I guess it doesn't count.
Can't get Miami alone either. Time to

you can't unlock anything in the pirated version

in a pirated copy you either start with all the unlocks or no unlocks at all without the chance to unlock them, also no escalations, ETs, events, contracts, nothing
which is basically 10hrs of content compared with 200+hrs of content in the original copy with all the levels
but try it anyway, maybe you'll get convinced enough to buy the whole game

Glad we can all agree Absolution had the best ragdoll physics

yes, and I didn't even install it, I got it from humble monthly, then I decided to wait until H2 gets released

allkeyshop.com/blog/buy-hitman-2-cd-key-compare-prices/

Hitman 2 same requirements as 2016 right? same engine and everything lead sme to think so

They are a bit higher since the engine is updated

it's not the same but you should be able to run H2 if you are able to run H1 anyway
download the demo and play hawke's bay to check it

this is great one

Hokkaido/Bank
Dawood
SASO Colorado on expert
Bring some shit from Absolution and BM like blood spots, dual wielding , other ranks besides SA and more small sized comfy maps

yeah i dont have nearly enough hitman memes

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Was Epstein killed by 47?

>What's your favorite map?
mumbai
>Who's your favorite target?
sierra knox
>Most satisfying kill you managed to pull off?
robert knox kills sierra knox using the bomb while trying to kill the other driver
>Hope and dreams for Hitman 3? (maps, missions etc)
jail
train or metro, moving between different stations
halloween or cosplay con

can the clintons afford him?

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honestly I wouldn't mind H3 with 12 smallers levels instead of 6 bigger ones
it would be nice
also I hope you have a boner too when you think about how H3 is gonna be great, with all the levels from season one and two combined, it's gonna be grand

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I'm honestly wondering if these Hitman games are maybe too ambitious.

The game's file size is obscenely high, the sheer number of AI scripts are a CPU hog to the point that it brings good rigs to their knees and we've still got Season 3 to come.

Where does the series even go once Season 3 is finished? Surely they're not going to use the same platform for every Hitman game from now on?

In real life, you don't hire mythical assassins to stage perfect "suicides", you just pay the local authorities to call it a suicide.

The body didn't flew into the sky.

>also I hope you have a boner too when you think about how H3 is gonna be great, with all the levels from season one and two combined, it's gonna be grand
With my trusty silverballer mkIII unlock

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they were planning to make a trilogy on one engine and combine three games into one to give you dat world of assasination feel
after that we're probably not gonna see another game in a while

>The game's file size is obscenely high
at least you can uninstall maps you don't want.

Hitman 2 is the largest game I have on PS4. I think only Final Fantasy 15 Royal Edition is even larger amongst all the ones I own.

Real talk, an "Epstein in prison" scenario would make for a fun Hitman level

Isle of Sgail or Mumbai
The Constant in contracts (fuck that smug bastard)
Timed the Colorado accidents to happen within a minute of each other. Two explosions plus a haystack drop before running off
Hoping we get a level in Russia during the winter so we have a level that finally fits the winter suit. Also a prison level.

47 being imprisoned seems counter intuitive even with his hide in plain sight shtick
maybe a spinoff ip about a mob hitman or something would be more suitable

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>hitman spinoff
I think you mean Absolution 2

eh absolution seems more like a james bond title imo

post more

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There's one potential problem Season 3 faces and that's that IO is also developing a new IP at the same time.

I'm just fearful that Season 3 might have been left to the B team (AKA the ones behind Bangkok and Colorado) rather than the people who designed the best maps.

>tfw newspapers will never come back

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Not sure about Bangkok but Colorado was made by that Sumo-something dev

>IOI trying to make a multiplayer focused IP work
it's probably gonna be terrible

instead of being imprisoned, he would probably just break into the jail and break out the same way he got in.
I hope we do get more high security levels in the future, like Hidden Valley but without the busted AI.

YAME! YAME!
>Guard is checking your ID

maybe make your own hitman spinoff game/mod
maybe include all the things you like about hitman
maybe its actually good and you let anons play it

The newspaper was just an overblown stat screen

I bought Definitive Edition. Playing everything in H2 Starter pack. Hawke‘s Bay is nice short mission. Levels are more polished in Legacy pack.

I miss them too user
same for elevators and customizable weapons
but I hope they'll be back in H3

not likely but we might get akimbo silverballers or something

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I hope they'll never do the copypaste Mk. 2 guns ever again.

>elevators
Not going to happen. I suspect it has something to do with the fact that placed objects would most likely clip through the floor. Elevators only barely worked in BM anyway (hence why the elevator death glitch exists).

I refuse to pay $40 for two maps, both of them being pretty small. anyone know if it will ever go on sale?

mk.ii winter suit

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I really don't know what their problem with duals is... many promotional art and even backrounds in the game have 47 holding 2 silverballers

probably just a bunch of buggy engine work that doesnt seem worth it to them

The murdered girl at the meat king’s party

ah c'mon

I think the game was going for the guard's seeing 47's bright blue eyes but he should be smart enough to cover that shit up.

c'mon, you already know that 47 can be in a full face mask and still be detected by enforcers

Should be fun for a genocide run.

>kill several dozen people with the puddle and generator
>remember it's an elusive target and carefully kill him in a bathroom

Meh

Speed runners have tantrums about objectives that don't require killing. Not even joking. They had a shitfit over Whittleton Creek's main campaign requiring evidence, for example. IOI seems to listen to them for whatever fucking reason.

>Blend in
>scarecrow
oh dont mind me fellow anti-illuminati militia members im just a poorly dressed hacker on the opposite side of the property from the rest of the hackers

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>And it's... on
It's fucking annoying that they couldn't record two lines for "on" and "off" and use the right one.

There also was 1 computer in one of the Sapienza side missions that allowed you to blend in with the wrong disguise, tho everyone could just see through it.

Lured him behind the diorama and shot him in the face

>be Julian
>be the trigger for an easter egg script
>be sleeping off the fatigue after vigorously fucking an actress cougar
>be on the second floor at the front of the hotel
>hear a portable radio being turned on in the basement at the back of the hotel
>wake up and over into the restricted access area to turn that shit off
>with my dick out
how can one npc be so based

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The Smith scene in Hokkaido was basically unskippable because he wouldn't give up the keycard until after the conversation. If you killed him, it wasn't on his corpse. If you went out of range, the scene broke. Just had to stand there for 2 minutes. That always bothered me.

Speedrunners like to complain about the new games in general. See Kotti with his "muh rating system" bitching.

what i want to know is how to kill him with unarmed for the featured contract

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Whittleton Creek's clue search sucks ass

One of the latest patches added a short delay for the level exits to appear after you complete all objectives, probably purely to prevent people from doing stuff like shooting the target while standing directly on an exit and instantly leaving. I think the fastest time on that special assignment in Mumbai was just some guy sniping the target and then instantly leaving the level before anyone could spot the body.

>kill the entire level by pushing everyone over a railing
hey, that's just good EXP. (would have 5-starred it if I didn't notice a couple of people weren't infected due to a bug with black-hazmat-suit-scientist not infecting other people, even with the hazmat suit taken off)

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I heard one way is placing a concussion mine right on the edge of his door.

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Is that... Pitbull?

additional bug: corpsey man is blind so you can do whatever right in front of him

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You can pull the entire band wing of Bangkok hotel from the ground floor, and kill them 1 by 1 as they come down the stairs. I did it on my first SO/SA attempt. Hiding bodies in the AC/storage room. Then learned about that drain pipe outside the room being cleaned that puts you pretty much right next to the soundproof booth and felt dumb.

I think that's less of a bug and more that he's so sick that he genuinely doesn't care about what happens around him.

being as dumb as you are i think you should wear a helmut
:^)

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how about the fireproof buff you get for sitting depressed on a swingset is that a bug?

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now you can have a comfy colorado cookout in peace

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I WANT TO ____ DALIA MARGOLIS

I like those short contracts that require some outside of the box method a lot more than all those annoying
>kill 5 targets who are standing in the middle of the most populated areas in your suit while also not knocking out anyone or getting spotted or changing clothes and all kills have to be with some weapon that is on the other edge of the map

chin?

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On my first attempt, I started in the attic and raced to the light rig and dropped the lights before anyone even made it to the stage. Got docked points for like 5 civilian kills because it killed people in the audience. Even though that never happens during the official campaign when you drop the lights on ... whatever the Russian guy's name was. Can't even remember.

The reason I did that was to TURN OFF THE FUCKING MUSIC by stopping the fashion show because it's so loud and obnoxious. Same as that one Sapienza level with the woman singing (first order of business: shoot in the head from the ICA Safehouse balcony to shut her up)

THIS

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"looks like that stomach flu going around again, i remember mine, had me spinning like a propeller"

i tried to make a no knockouts suit only 5 consumed poisons contract but its a YUGE pain in the buns to get the botulism pills in the gym
and i havent actually bought season 2 so no mk.2 lethal poison or whathaveyou

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too bad she doesn't have rendered underwear

i still say she looks nothing like herself at the IAGO auction

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I'm autistic enough to make story heavy contracts and full campaigns using the contracts mode. Making those helps me learn the routines of non-target NPCs better.

>Finally did Sapienza Master SASO
Fucking virus.

>Fucking virus.
>he doesn't know

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Is Hitman 2 good? How does it compare to nu-Hitman?

had a sapienza contract that involved triggering the gardeners proximity script and avoiding roccos sisters script trigger and using consumed poisons and timing to be able to snipe targets not visible from the town hall tower
but season 2 briefcases made it trivially easy

BM followed by 2 (Silent Assassin) and 3 (Contracts). Then you can move onto the TM reboots and optionally check out the original if you're really enamored with the series.

Better

more of the same with some polish here and there

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TM are not reboots, how many times does this have to be said?

>Sapienza shown somewhere in Bulgaria

I don't think I have that.

>Sneak up close to it
>Shoot the stalactite with the Silverballer
>Some asshole noticed it

I just shot the fucking thing with a sniper in the end and got sniper assassin at the same time.

it's still much easier to get the dongle from the scientist in the morgue

geography is hard ok?
just eat your scandinavian sushi and enjoy it

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Try the Krugermeier 2-2 that's subsonic. You can shoot it standing right next to a guard and they won't notice. Don't think I've equipped a Silverballer since I got the Krugermeier 2-2. All the other silences pistols aren't exactly silenced, just quieter.

There is a spot next to one of the boxes close to a small ledge from which you can just barely shoot the stalactite if you adjust the camera just right and no one will ever see you do it. I remember doing that and then just waiting for the female target to walk down to drop another stalactite on her head. Then I killed the other target with the cannon from the ruins. Made the map super easy because there are only 2-3 guards who might ever spot you like that.

I only really take the Silverballer because it's iconic.

cast your gays into the fire

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Krugermeier and the Tranq Gun are pretty much the most meta guns right now. Most of the other guns are basically just there for variety or to be tacticool with your sneaky 5mm.

based IO panty dev

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How do you get those super resolution screenshots

Post your lvl
636 here

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Lmao

I remember the Patient Zero challenge to launch that target on top of that canopy. Took like 2 minutes in Hitman 2016. In Hitman 2, it easily took me 2 hours. Damn physics update. Which, coincidentally, also butt-raped the coins-in-the-fountain challenge for that same level.

pic unrelated

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>those veins

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I have 621. I could technically just play ghost mode or complete Isle of Sgail for a lot more levels since I only have 89/101 there but all the challenges left in Sgail are annoying and I don't care about ghost mode.

damn I can't be bothered to do the no direct shooting in siberia

623. Probably. I think that screenshot is from a few weeks ago. Can't bothered to load the game.

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590, the challenges I have left are largely escalations and tedious ones I'm not interesting in completing

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>Siberia
>58 seconds
>Silent Assassin
>1 target killed without being noticed/body found every 2.5 seconds
You monster.

I liked that mission with the hotheaded impulsive male and the cool behind-the-scenes-mastermind female targets

All of them?

paris, showstopper
i hate this bitch tho

i totally had pic selected
i swear she did this just to fuck with me

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I would really be interested in see a staff photo for IOI's Hitman team. I don't want to judge. I'm genuinely curious. Because the game does give off a few purple-haired vibes, but they're unnoticable unless you're looking for them. Like someone there is keeping them in the purple-hair-pen and making sure they don't get too much freedom. It's diversity done right, you could say.

Was 620 earlier today. Doing those missions early is the only moment when I will get to enjoy a top 10 time. By now this time is already down to 27th because everyone is probably just throwing their electical phone in weird ways. Also look who was at #8 at that time. The legend himself.

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this is from 2016

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colorado drumpf supporter thinks he can grow gills by holding his breath

How about you rephrase the statement to where normal English speakers can understand?

what the fuck are you

You must understand that Denmark makes fun of everything and it's very apparent in all of the Hitman games

one of the npcs in colorado states his support for a trump stand in before going on to explain that he also believes he can grow gills and breathe underwater

that might just be a scandi thing
I have never met a nordic who wasn't some level of pozzed

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You kill the fucking Vice President in Blood Money, what do you think?

>no pink hair in sight
>most of the girls are actually pretty cute
>90% men 70% dedicated to rendering sexy panties
>one of the best dev teams of the last 5 years
Oh, well. Kind of disappointed that I'm not surprised.

The last level also has the Illuminati be obsessed with climate change and planning to make an underground bunker to sit it out
Everyone gets jabbed at in the Hitman games

wasn't that partially ordered by the president? I don't remember

My gender is 'Penguin. Phe/phym.

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With a good sniper rifle, no one is out of reach. The real puzzle is getting away with it.

The team probably looks different now since the had to lay off almost half the people when they left SquareEnix. IO also recently opened offices in Sweden and I don't have to tell you about Sweden.

"Team Darkie" working on their new IP, I take it.

stalker-chan i choose you!

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Give me Jesper Kyd, 47 being more of a sociopatic dickass, a slightly darker tone, and I'm fucking in.

main sudio is working a new IP, new studio is TM3

Am I the only one that plays Hitman with no music? I feel like it dulls my ability to hear foodsteps and other quiet noises that could make or break a plan.

don't play with my feeling nigga

>did the escalation for the Kashmerian suit with Silent Assassin
>oh hey, shooting barrels and stuff with the sniper rifle for accident kills is actually pretty fun
>maybe it will work for some real targets
>go to Colorado because you can instantly start at the best sniper spot
>shoot the lawnmower that Ezra Berg always smokes next to
>it eventually explodes and kills him once he smokes there
>SA lost

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Pretty sure there's a guard near it that you have to get rid of or it'll kill him too.

It knocks out a guard nearby which results in body found

well thats not correct
was this recent?

oh right new boom-knockdown/out mechanics arent optimized for legacy maps

based Strandberg dabbing on berbers

I always hate when studios making good games decide something new. Agents of Mayhem, anyone? I mean, as soon as I heard Volition was doing something other than Saint's Row 5 I knew it was going to be shit. Years later, yup, there it is, pile'o'shit on my Steam doorstep.

If you do something really well, keep doing it. Just do more of it. For the better part of 1998-2010, games were releasing sequels every 1-2 years. There's no reason a dev team can't continue doing that. Expand your staff and facilities to accommodate the manpower and resources needed to squeeze that golden-goose even harder until you kill the damn thing. Hitman is a perfect franchise to do that with since each level is so segregated from the others. You could easily use 3 teams, 2 levels per team, with another team tasked to global assets (such Diana/47 VA, weapons/unlocks, etc).

He's not. I just looked it up.
>The YouTube channel NoClip released a documentary yesterday which explores the turbulent history of IO and its Hitman franchise. The end of the video reveals that IO has opened a second studio dedicated to the continued evolution Hitman, including work on a new game in the series.

The game also currently has some weird bug that causes people who got knocked out by accidents to count against SA. If you poison the security room in the bank you will just lose SA right now because the guards see each other for a split second while they get knocked out.

>berg
>swede jews
>based

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Do they say that the new studio will take over the whole development or just help out. If the original studio still has lead I don't care.

That's not so much a bug as an oversight. If I was IOI, I'd leave it like that. But then we get into a debate how much 'realism' is too much realism and I'm too tired for that.

>According to the documentary, the new studio, which opened this year, is located in Malmo, Sweden. It will continue to grow the Hitman franchise while the original IO in Copenhagen begins looking into the development of a new IP. This will be the studio’s first new non-Hitman game since last generation’s Kane & Lynch series.
gamerant.com/hitman-3-io-interactive/

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It used to work fine until a recent patch broke it. Pretty much everyone did the map by just breaking into the vault after putting chloroform into the AC system. They even acknowledge the bug in their latest patch notes, probably so that people don't spam them messages about it.

Do I get all DLC if I buy the gold edition or do I still miss out on stuff like elusive targets?

It's not actually a bug, accident KOs not breaking SA was the bug. They fixed it, realized everyone preferred the "bug", and are going to revert it next patch.

Joker outfit when?

well you'd need the legacy pack for legacy targets

ETs are unrelated to dlc

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God forbid someone play the game to fuck around with the sandbox.

there's already a clown world outfit

the best suit is unironically the black suit with the black shirt and no tie glove
I forgot what it was called and how to get it but I use it the most

>The SA rating can still be earned when the body of a target who has been tranquilized and then killed immediately afterwards has been found.

Still the most absurd error currently in the game.

goddamn sounds good
which one is that
I hope you don't have to do ET for that shit or like 300000 classic challenges

the best suit is the santa suit

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well shit.

>all those white people
>still have the "diversity" message on start up
Why though?

The Smart Casual outfit?

this one?

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They really are annoying about it. It's bizarre when you're standing listening to an NPC talk TO 47 and all of a sudden they stop talking, tell you to fuck off, and then restart their spiel.

The trespassing warning system needs to be handled better too. There has to be a happy medium between guards losing their shit immediately after saying nothing when you walk past them, and guards telling you "NUH UH NOT GONNA WORK BUDDY" when you're twenty feet away walking somewhere else and not looking at them. But somehow it's always one of these two extremes that actually plays out.

I think the worst outfit is that Ski outfit because only one map in the game has snow in it while half the maps are areas like Mumbai or the jungle. It also doesn't look absurd like the clown or ruined absolution suit so it doesn't even have that going for it.

I do so love correctly done Virgin/Chad memes. Getting tired of all he idiots that take them seriously and put their preferred thing in the "Chad " section.

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>doing the mission in Mumbai that requires you to follow the tourist group around for their whole tour
>gets constantly interrupted just because I wanted to be close enough for the challenge to count

It's ok, I'll just stand 5 meters away from everyone...

>no explosion
>bodies go flying

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3 hours in paint

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Maybe 47 really needs a breath mint

This is why I said earlier that the concern for Season 3 is that it's going to be the less experienced team. Why not have the Swedish branch make the new IP instead? At least then, even if the new IP is shit, it doesn't impact Hitman.

47 is a snappy dresser

>mumbai ET suit still locked
>Vermont ET suit still locked
>LOL THE ELUSIVES WERE MADE INTO SPECIAL CONTRACTS. PAY UP GOY
What the absolute fuck

>What's your favorite map?
Don't have a single one, so have 3:
1. Paris - fell in love since watching one of the first gameplay reveals and made me believe in a good future for hitman, which was shocking if you take into account absolutions existence.

2. Hokkaido - Ninja assassin is awesome, aesthetics are great and the map design itself is great also. Fun stuff with the biker zombie challenges and standing over the ex ICA guy when he realizes its 47 and he is fucked.

3. Mumbai - Even though its dirty as fuck as the indians are. It has a cool combo of having sprawling streets, more traditional buildings and the huge vertical tower, which is fun to traverse when doing master SASO. Being the barber and killing the target was kino as well. Also, snatching the sniper rifle from the Kashmirian and him losing his shit was my favorite moment in the series.

Honorable mention: The bank - love the occasionally smaller maps which don't lack detail but don't require you to have a fucking field day to explore the map. The vault was a bit underwhelming, but otherwise fun times with IT and getting fired for a sweater.

>Who's your favorite target?
Pic related. Liked putting this old con artist out of his misery.

>Most satisfying kill you managed to pull off?
There are way too many. Drowning targets in the toilet never gets old, as well as giving them a front kick off a ledge. The single most satisfying was probably burning alive that niggerette in Isle of Sgail.

>Hope and dreams for Hitman 3? (maps, missions etc)
Train mission obviously and maybe some hippie festival where you poison their weed.

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How do you get that super resolution

nvidea ansel
alt+f2 by default
tfw can make 70gb screenshots

I think I have all those suits besides Phantom, since I never play ghost mode and Casual Undercover. I missed 1 ET so I am not sure if it could have even been unlocked yet.

I can understand them, the team is probably tiered of doing the same thing over and over. They wanna do something different.

the current ET is the 15th one

IOI sucks shit at making face models, to be honest. I'm just gonna say it.

Most checkpoints are really obvious, though. Anywhere that there's barriers and a guard, or 2 guards standing on either side, just slow down and walk through instead of running. They'll let you know.

snow pepe

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gold pepe

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Gonna have to wait for the old lady then.

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[i dont have a picture of the]
stone pepe

will i enjoy new hitman if i used tutorial videos on previous games?

Sure, only now the tutorials are in game instead.

>Visit Miami
>Beat up the mascots and strip them
There can only be one person dressing up and that's me.

I had the last ET in the bag until I stupidly decided to put him in a storage box even though I killed him with the syringe

shut the fuck up, zoomer. anyone who played the first game and the first level of contracts, knows that the clones were grown in a tank.

>The shill pre update thread is back
Hi, ioi
At least bump some Hitman threads post launch
Once you dropped the bank, Hitman threads went down to 20 posts again

the 48 series wasn't made the same way as 47

i just like posting ansels
but i dont see hitman threads enough and there isnt a hitman general on /vg/

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>shill shill shill
please fuck off... nobody want's your shit here.

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Disguise in a suitcase would be fucking amazing.

I posted Hitman threads on the daily and nobody cares
And this ones are always bumped with the same"what edition I should buy"questions
It's very obvious if you are interested in discussing the game
Also the "absolution is the best game in the franchise" tard usually appears

A Hitman general was attempted before, but it didn't get enough traffic. I'd be alright if one was successful enough to be ongoing though.

That's the one, was it some sort of pre-order bonus or something? I don't remember

Does that actually count as an accident kill?

if i had anything other than hitman that used ansel i could probably make ansel threads
screenshot threads seem far too broad a topic

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Hitman 2 is the best game I have played easily in the last 5 years, but you need to invest time on it to appreciate it
Zoomers don't give a damn

>tfw I never received legacy briefcase despite having hitman season one on steam
sad

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yes, and it's retarded

I think so.

I did not think it could get anyway easier since discovering that lethal poison counts as accidents.

a prison mission would be kino

Yes, you can kill people in full view of everyone with it and it will always count as an accident and keep your SA rank. It's probably the most OP item in the game right now. Placing it on the ground right in the path of an NPC also makes them always pick it up, even if they saw you place it there.

interesante...

Nothing suspicious if your iphone fucking electrocutes you to death, especially if its from a guy who just dropped it. Seriously though, I understand they want to make creative and fun items but it seems they fuck up the balancing in so many ways. The new emetic grenade is just another example.

huh... strange...

>infiltrate as new inmate
>infiltrate as jail guard
>mission to start jail break
>infiltrate as guard tower sniper
>break into head warden's office
god there's so much fun stuff i wanna do in a prison level

You get it with gold edition/season pass

that's odd....

Season 3 better have Ling again. She should be running her own brothel by now.

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Still waiting for them to add a tranq gun that shoots leathal poison darts that do not count against SA.

Them deciding to make the siberia map a fucking sniper mission just made me sad that they did not like the idea that much. I don't usually watch their streams or content, but they had the guy who suggested the Siberia prison map say that he did not initially plan it as a sniper map, but they decided that it was not worth the budget to make it as a full map. And now since we sorta do have it, though as a sniper map, this idea is ticked as done internally, fucking shitshow.

TOBIAS REIPER
INMATE XXXXXX47

That or it means they could reuse assets again, or even just rework the map, meaning they only have to do half the work to make a prison map

What are you talking about? New free elusives in Hitman 2 maps come out next month

I'd like to see the star-rating on every mission on the Destination screen. It would give a second layer of goals/objectives to do. Anyone can complete an escelation contract. It's retardedly easy. But for those of us that run out of content, it'd be cool if there was a visible way to keep track of what missions you've gotten 5-stars on. So we could go back and 5-star content that we probably cheesed earlier.