Why'd the aliens do it
Why'd the aliens do it
Joseph Davis
Jaxon Reyes
The aliens were isekai'd anons.
Joshua Foster
Because that's what Link and Skull Kid's shared fever dream of another world demanded
Brandon Roberts
>read demons instead of anons
A sign
Aiden Green
Why there is no porn of this situation?
David Wright
Jose Stewart
Scientists from another planet, needed cows for their experiments on mamillian biology
Daniel Baker
C
Eli Nguyen
it's called loli, newfriend
Brody Fisher
I'd kidnap cows too if they were somehow producing alcoholic milk
Joseph Martinez
What does this image smell like?
Jose Wood
Man nothing hurts more than going to the ranch for the first time on the third day for and seeing Romani and Cremia all depressed coz they couldn't save their cows
(Also Cremia best girl)
Charles Jones
Pure, unbridled fear, also piss.
Ayden Howard
Is that the space jockey
Dominic King
What did they do to her to traumatize her so badly?
Cooper Robinson
big farts
Parker Wilson
played with the cows and milked them, then dumped her back at the farm cowless.
Luke Smith
They actually wanted that sweet Loli booty but had bad intel and hit the barn instead.
Jaxson Ross
>played with the cows and milked them
You mean her
Samuel Kelly
Theyre lookin for that 2% and what better teet than Cremia
Joseph Bennett
Joshua Kelly
They showed her skyward sword
James Williams
remember this game was meant for children, who wouldnt dwell on details like this. point is
>get kidnapped
>come back all fucked up
thats why nobody wants to be kidnapped
Jack Evans
Use your imaginations a bit more please, I want to fap.