Is three houses (dare I say) the best Fire emblem ever created? The characters, the interactions, the story and routes, its all perfect. Now I doubt this thread will get any replies since its fucking midnight so lets get to the real discussion. Im sure we can all agree that Bernadetta was the best thing to come from this game and is truly the best FE girl in the whole series. I can't even think of a single refute because they made her perfect on purpose so Byleth can marry her.
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who is the cute lil autist and why do i wanna spread her cheeks
FE 3H is the best FE if you started on the gamecube i guess. every SNES title and the GBA games blow it out of the water
This thread will get replies because you posted Bernie
>weeb shit
>monastery "gameplay"
>too easy
>waifus out the ass
Nah, FE peaked with 6-8. Simple, yet effective. Excellent sprite designs, fast and fluid, characters aren't shoved in your faces all the time, stories were passable to good instead of constant cringe, and the music was actually good and memorable.
FE3H only has one good song, and that's the prep song pre time-skip.
The cutest archer in all of fodlan! Abused by her dad, shes a social recluse who can be married by the player character if they choose. I love my wife Bernadetta!
>The cutest archer in all of fodlan!
Wrong.
It's good. Not the best thing ever, but certainly better than the 3DS shit.
Waifufags deserve to die though. All of them.
You almost made a good post, but your taste in music reveals how shit your opinion really is. The post-timeskip pre-battle song is the true patrician choice.
Also, OP is a mouth breathing Neanderthal. Flayn is the best waifu.
>Best FE
>only talks about story
No. The best FE ever created would have everything, not just one aspect.
8 is shit though, 7 was the beginning of the end.
Anyone else get incel vibes from Dimitri? I'm playing BL and he seems oddly attached to Edelgard because he won't stop talking about her. Did she dump him or something? I just got to the part where she dropped a dagger that Dimitri said he gave to her.
Your picture of ignatz looks weird
ive fapped to thoughts of licking her feet
>hey teacher~
>magic system that makes there only about 3 great mages and the rest are above average or terrible
It could be better.
I don't know if its the best bur the fact that it forces you to kill characters based on your choices puts tge game really high for me
the route split is probably one of the worst parts about the game
you have to replay the same 12 chapters across every route despite how they were obviously initially written for one route and then when you get to the second half you get rehashed maps out the ass
I find that kind of annoying. I feel no attachment to the characters in the other houses so it's weird when the game tries to make a big deal out of their deaths. Maybe I'll change my mind on my next playthrough and I'm murdering blue lion students but for now I don't know why the game is making such a fuss about dorothea dropping a meteor on a geek like ignatz
I went with Claude's team since he had the best english VO and his dialog was funny. So I missed out on Bernadetta. Didnt recruit any other students because I never got high enough stats for it before the timeskip. Felt real bad to kill her
It's GOTY, prove me wrong
What do you think she smell's like after a long hot day out on the field? Wouldn't it be funny it Byleth were to remove her boots and start sucking on her toes? Haha just kidding, he'd never do that! But lets say he DID do that and Bernie was too embarrassed to stop him from forcefully sucking her sweaty neet toes.It'd be weird if she were to actually ENJOY having her dirty feet sucked right? Man, imagine the smell eradicating from her spats. Do you think she washes them daily? haha jk dont anserw that
Fuck off edelgard.
It does look weird, my Ignatz wore full heavy plate armor. His parents did want a knight, so I made him the biggest burliest knight possible.
One of the conversations in the monastery with Dorothea is it gets weird when it's with those who you know. Hell, Linhardt's first kill proves that some of them don't actually enjoy the fighting but they keep doing it because they have to for the church or whatever timeskip reasons.
>"Hey Edelgard, for some reason I really want to fuck the Flame Emperor and I don't know why."
3H threads move so slow now... It's a little sad.
wew lad wait till the timeskip
3H is the least fire emblem game in the series. It's more akin to persona with the "school exploring" bullshit you have to go through each month. I feel like the majority of the game you're just stuck doing shit around the monastery instead of actually playing tactical maps, what fire emblem was originally about. It's lost a lot of what made it fire emblem and replaced it with waifu bullshit.
I like the monastery dialogue when you're discussing the battle that just happened with your students but when it's midbattle and they do a closeup of the dead unit with the sad music playing despite having no interaction with them whatsoever in part one I roll my eyes a bit
Honestly it's just too slow, I didn't buy fire emblem to play persona for hours between battles.
The writing is the only thing good about it TBQH
I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way. Holy fuck is it tedious.
Three houses has its problems, wandering around the monastery should have been cut or severely reduced after the time skip for instance, but it's generally pretty good. Outsourcing most of the development to KT still makes me worried about future FE games though if it's just IS working on them. I just hope they don't fuck up the inevitable Genealogy remake.
They do actually know each other to some extent. Even if they don't usually interact there are a few pairings the game pushes by the questioning box like Raphael and Dimitri, you can be in BE and still tell him to become training buddies with Dimitri, and for one random month pre timeskip Sylvain and Hilda are right next to each other
As far as FE goes, yes, it's great. As a game on its own the flaws are more noticeable but it's still a good game
Was the flame emporer just a distorted version of Edelgard's voice? The very first thing I said when he started talking was "wow they picked the GAYEST voice actor possible for this. He has a tremedous lisp and its terrible" so i was genuinely surprised when the mask came off and its fuckable again
>weeb shit
opinion immediately discarded
They should had made the damn thing smaller but also maybe larger corridors so it wasn't a maze if you're running around to talk with everyone and pick up amiibo items
Bernadetta's japanese voice acting is the best perfomance in the game, I don't give a fuck what the rest of you faggots say.
>Is three houses (dare I say) the best Fire emblem ever created?
YES
>Is three houses (dare I say) the best Fire emblem ever created?
Yes.
>that smell....that smelly smell........
Awful choices
I love Dimitri!
Still not gonna buy some shitty nintendo hardware just for one game.
Give Ferdinand Sirfetch'd and move Polteageist to Lorenz
Well good thing it's three games then
I still prefer Geneology but 3H is my second or third favorite.
Can you imagine if they split it into 3 games with all of the shared maps? It'd be hated more than Fates.
a true shame, pokemon releases two or three versions for nearly the exact same plot but in this game we get three whole plotlines, all with unique voice acting and character developments for the price of one game, it's absurd
The story DLC better make some of the NPC characters recruitable
Awakening was average, Fates as a whole was a shitshow, Genealogy is pretty great, SoV is good, 3H is fucking amazing.
>Dedue not Steelix
>Felix not Lucario
>Ignatz is literally Wally and you didn't give him Gallade
>Marianne is a horsegirl and has no horse
Conquest (Since it has maps) > 3H since it's a better Awakening > Birthright (Since it's a worse 3H, but still a better Awakening > Awakening
And I didn't play Valentia
Based gameplaychad
>The writing
Really? 3H has a bunch of spotty parts and I'm not even really one to poke at game writing
>everything related to the kronya / solon and that one chapter
>the idiotic way they handle byleth and the timeskip
>literally everything during the rodrigue death scene
there are good parts but also a lot of bad though i'm only halfway through another routes so i can't speak as much for it
>gameplay chad
>putting 3H above BR
>Gameplay
>Throw Ryoma at the bad guys
I also forgot Revelations. I don't know where to put it.
Yeah there's some weak spots here and there. I think the strength of the writing is mostly in the background lore, character supports and motivations.
The game really does have great characters compared to alot of the previous games. Dimitri, Flayn, Annette, Bernie, Hubert. (Just to name a few) Im really hoping the story dlc has some new voice lines/interactions for these characters!
yet it's still better than 3H with its gambits, boring maps, shit class balance, poorly thought out hard mode and many other flaws
>fights tooth and nail for independence for the alliance
>actually never mind you have it dimitri. I must go, my planet needs me
What the fuck was his problem?
>poorly thought out Hard mode
>compared to a Lunatic mode where you can bench a unit for 10 chapters and still have him be your mvp
Nah, you're right about class balance though, luckily there's no pvp this time
>Abandons Fodlan to Blyath specifically because he wanted to be king of niggerland and end racism
>Abandons it all because he fell in love with some dying autist
He really was just a thirdweel.
His problem was ISIS didn't want another lord joining a route that isn't their own but had literally no good excuse for dimitri and claude to not work together at that point so they just wrote him out of the story instead
>Dimitri has a unique class and Battalion
>Claude has a unique class and Battalion
>Edelgard has a unique class and Battalion
>Seteth has neither a unique class, nor a unique battalion
This is blatant route favoritism wtf
>gay ending with Lorenz
>"hey Lorenz, want the Alliance, I just don't feel like having it"
He's just a bro, but not really a bro main character despite having main character status.
I suppose you want unique classes and battalions for Catherine and Gilbert too? They're simply not main characters
He gives the best battalion for Wyvern Lord autism, but it doesn't matter for LTCfags because they're unlikely going to get A rank authority
>Catherine
>Gilbert
What? Why?
I'm talking about the leader in every route, not random dudes.
i appreciate that she keeps managing to put new spins on "screaming while running away" over the course of twenty different supports
The split with BE and church happens halfway through the game, he'd be the "house leader" for only half a campaign
This is Annette
Maddening is straight up unfair.
Was a challenge that's not "opposing factions team up and hit you every turn despite you hiding in a brush" really too much to ask for?
Just keep at it. The difficulty is front-loaded and gets infinitely easier as you go along.
*3DS
Alright, if you say so.
Fuck me, El.
Annette is cute!
CUTE!!
Cute and SHORT!
She's a womanlet!! I wanna cradle her face in my chest! I wanna bridal carry her tiny 90 lb body around with ease! I wanna pick her up and fuck her standing! I wanna sit her on my shoulders and eat out her cute pink virgin pussy!
Annette!
ANNETTE!!
If I'm getting Mercedes on GD, should I bother getting Caspar too for the paralogue?
I've never done it before so I don't know if the reward is worth it.
>he thinks maddening is unfair
Just wait until the new Inferno difficulty comes out. Then 3H will truly be a challenge
Unless they go in and change the map design it's still going to be a slog.
>removes even more combat in favor of dating sim shit
>best Fire emblem ever created
Not a chance, fancypants.
>mfw when you can S-rank Gilbert too as FemByleth.
No. It's a bit too much of a mess to say that, it's genuinely unpolished and honestly incomplete in a lot of instances (are we just...going to ignore there are no legendary gauntlets?). However, its still really fun and for Koei-Tecmo's debut effort with the series (Warriors doesn't exist...), it honestly does knock several of Intelligent System's own efforts out of the park. If they actually decided to work together instead of dumping all the hard work onto KT, we might actually have a very fun and very polished FE on our hands.
People that say the GBA titles BTFO it are really dumb, though. It's almost like if you strip EVERYTHING COMPLICATED OUT and only leave the bare minimum, you can get away with being called "fast" and "effective" and not "braindead simple". Combining the speed and polish of the GBA titles with the unique and fun unit customization mechanics (or any instance of actual depth) of the later games should be the priority of their next title. Put the focus on one protagonist with the MAYBE addition of multiple routes with them, and it should be fine to go ham with them. Fire Emblem is at its best when its not overburdening itself with trying to do everything, just doing what it does well, so I would recommend doing that if we are to get the "best" FE.
also drop time travel. just...stop it.
Persona 3 Houses is NOT my Fire Emblem, it's a dating sim and probably a gacha ad too
So what happens when you s-rank this guy as male byleth?
There's such a difference in reception to 3H when America is asleep.
the next fire emblem should do everything said but also make the main lord a cute girl and give her lots of brave handsome boys to choose from.
Fuck off with your censored game.
>Abused by her dad
hot
Purely platonic relationship, he promises to "protect your smile" and serves you until he dies.
I didn't know FE got doujins. Did 3H break the curse?
Where the fuck did he go in Edeltard's route? He joins you for one battle then fucks off for the entirety of the game.
That's just an image, only one doujin exists and its Dimitri x Femleth shit.
I'm doing BL for the first time. Is the option to attack Enbarr or Fhirdiad important or not?
No.
>Marianne finally finds the left bishop on the protect rhea paralogue
>he shits out 3 assassins before dying
>on maddening so they immediately murder her
>always dick around with pulses so didn't have enough left
>restart and double warp assassinate both of the left-right fuckers
I'm not going crazy or anything right, FoW in this game is bar none the worst it's ever been, literally two squares of vision may as well be fuck all nothing for how little it tells you
>Leonie took over the mercenary company formerly led by Jeralt. She ran out of money constantly, however, due to sending all of her earnings back to her village, and so developed a reputation for unpaid tavern tabs. When she came upon the inn that Raphael had been helping to run with his family, she was overjoyed to finally find a place that would trust her enough to open a new tab. In her years frequenting the establishment, she accrued such a massive debt to Raphael that the only way to pay him off was to work for him. By the time the debt was finally paid, she had moved in with him.
Jesus christ did they hire porn writers for some of these endings?
babbys first anime game
>qt neet waifu turns out to be shitty despair porn designed to pander to idiots with a savior complex
What a letdown of a character
W E A K
>Edelgard reforms the entire crest and nobility system
>Claude successfully achieves his goals and opens up the border while installing his buddy as supreme leader of all of Fodlan
>Dimitri becomes king and keeps the status quo
Dimitri and BL are shit, propping up the noble and crest system.
pretty much all of 3H is despair porn d e s u
the only good thing about three houses is the story, if you have a working brain you will realize the gameplay in this game is trash and if you want a good story you should read a book
the perfect gameplay + story was already done in radiant dawn
Some of the endings are some hilarious trash though. Like Felix and Leonie becoming literal clowns.
>the only good thing about three houses is the story
Not even
>the only good thing about three houses is the story
Lol! It doesn't even have that. 3/4 routes have utter garbage for a story that is on pair with Fates writing. Especially Deer route that is Revelation tier. Lions are the only ones who have semi-ok story, but it's still pretty average.
>maps are garbage
>class system doesnt even matter because everyone can use any weapon
>have to grind to get the good skills
this garbage of gameplay is something i would expect from disgaea, not fire emblem
>3H
>good story
Name me one route that isn't lion route that has somewhat decent story? I'll wait.
>tellius baby
>thinkimg his opinion matters
LOL
>"name me one route that isn't tbe route with a good story that has a good story"
A gbafag I'm guessing?
Try to mention one flaw about the tellius games
i will wait
Is honeymoon period finally over for this shitty game? Thank God
>move everyone behind Catherine in chapter 5
>archer moves from fog and doubles Hubert to death
>pretty sure I also was using a torch
Nah, enemies have too much move and know where you're at so it's just bullshit aside from not being hit them before seeing them.
No, it's just that most Americans are asleep. As soon as they wake up they'll spam the board again with praise for their lesbian dating sim.
>Radiant Dawn
>Perfect story
>When it shits itself with blood pacts and Micaiah Sue
>Perfect Gameplay
>When half the units are useless and the other half are broken
this game needed more fog of war chapters
what is the point of having unlimited torches from the item shop
>Yo we fight the church because my uncle that raped me told me to do it and we all know that muh uncle is da most truthworthy person in the universe even though I'm fully aware that he is da reason for what happened in Duscar his word is still trustworthy 'n' shiet so FUCK DA church that didn't do jack shit to me and my 101 dalmatian family but we will deal with those who slither in the dark (such great name) after it no in mere epilogue.jpg
>Yo we wuz kangs 'n' shiet, racism bad, open borders, let us punch da CEO of racism in da face by the name of Nemesis that we know of becuse Hubert pulled letter out of his ass so we can have da plot.jpg
>Yo pick us if you think Edelgard is retarded and if you want deer route minus Claude and kill every last one of them and Rhea comes back as dragon and you fight and you are da new ruler and da end.jpg
>>good story
3Hfag, please. Only one fucking route had somewhat decent writing, and the said route is irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.
The biggest failure was not having Gronder Field (post timeskip) be fog of war to justify Claude attacking Dimitri's troops.
Time travel is trash but child mechanics are trashier. They had their freebie with Awakening because that was supposed to be the last hoorah and involved the plot of the game but the way it explains it in Fates with that hyperbolic baby chamber shit "to keep them safe before sending them to war" was retarded and will keep being retarded no matter what explanation they give in the future
She's literally perfect
>Praising Radiant Dawn's story of all things
Why have we reached a point where it's impossible to tell if someone says something stupid to get a rise out of people or if they're genuinely retarded?
Sylvain singlehandedly convinces society that crests aren't needed
Lorenz also helps commoners get more rights
It's not like the house leaders unlock their unique classes until after the timeskip either.
Obsessed
Fuck off Flayn, I'm telling Seteth about this.
>also drop time travel
sadly this is a staple for the future of fire emblem even the remakes, casuals love divine pulse and turnwheel
The scope of time travel in this game is so small story wise that its not much of a hindrance. Hell they even added in a “time travel cant fix everything” ala Jeralt’s death. As a mechanic its neat to unfuck dire situation, but overall you can self-impose a challenge of never using it
Children units are retarded, true. The eugenic gameplay doesnt help either
Check back in 7 hours. If this thread is still up the tone will be entirely different.
>people actually think the map design of the old FE games is better
>people actually think barebones gameplay is better
The old FE games aren't bad but 3H is genuinely more enjoyable from a gameplay aspect. Better map design, more things to do, more gameplay mechanics and features, et cetera.
Nope. It's just when you claim that certain game has a good story, it falls under the fact that THE GAME itself is meant to have so-called GOOD STORY.
When the game has 3/4 as trash story-wise, while only a single route has somewhat decent writing and the said route is considered to be the most irrelevant to 3/4 part of the game... Then it's laughable to claim that THE GAME (3H) has a "good story."
>SNES and GBA
Fuck off boomer
nice bait post
What a huge difference dude
There is good writing in the supports and character development even in the retarded plot routes, though. I would qualify it as telling a good story even if it does go full fucking retard with the plot a couple of times
Game is too easy between divine pulses and if you lose you can just restart but keep all the experience so you’ll be even higher level. Fucking shit.
>Hey Sensei, did you know....
That I should get married to Edelgard?
I know
Even on Maddening difficulty?
>if you lose you can just restart but keep all the experience so you’ll be even higher level
Were you playing on normal or some shit?
Fuck my taste is generic
Lion's route is the most anime of all the routes which inherently makes it the worst.
Writing of the characters is whole another thing. We are discussing the writing of story/ies here. As far as that goes it's as bad as your usual FE plot. In fact, I dare to say that story quality in 3H is on pair of Fates, if not even more laughable than Fates' writing was. Between Garon and "those who slither in the dark" bs, Garon looks like 100/10 villain in comparison. Enough said.
The reason why Lion route manages to escape completely dogshit story is because it focuses on developing Dimitri as a character, and it doesn't give "those who job in the dark" (which is the weakest part about said 3H's story) any sort of spotlight.
In short: Lion route manages to be "better" story-wise because it discards everything that is trash about said story in other routes and just has you follow Dimitri on his journey and watch him develop.
Also, characters actually comment on events of the story instead of sucking avatars dick 24/7. Which was another plus for Lion route. Lions aren't by any means perfect or excellent type of story that has never been seen/done before, but it's pretty decent compared to what 3/4 have to offer when it comes to said story because shit villains don't have any sort of spotlight there.
It plays like shit. Conquest and even Birthright are better than it but it’s got a leg up on Awakening, SoV, and Revelations I guess.
>even Birthright
Literally how?
Birthright is the most boring FE game to date.
for me its binding blade, the peak fire emblem performance
>6-8
>weeb
Couldn't have made it more clear that 3H was your first, zoom zoom.
I don't remember Lion route pulling "power of friendship" quote on final boss, nor do I recall them having comically evil villains so they can look good in comparison and it's main protagonist was psychotic asshole who was completely unlikable for majority of the second game.
>not the route that deals with evil dragon controlling humanity
>not the route the power of friendship route and deals with evil mole people
>not the route that is combination of 1 and 2
user, please. I don't think you know what standard anime plot is.
ICBM Moleman is unironically fun BUT STILL less retarded than le invisible dragon kingdom that kills you if you speak of it which is just trash fantasy writing.
The dynamics of society and relationships between countries are better portrayed than the evil kingdom with child rapists as generals with a king that looks like a doujin antagonist vs notJapan with tons of trees,flowers,and free food.
Muh anime gaymu has anime plot? Holy shit!
Also, I don't recall Dimitri ever pulling power of friendship speech while facing his final boss, unlike certain someone's that do.
Dimitri keeps one shotting my Byleth in that first mock battle on maddening what the fuck
use bows lmao
>underestimating Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd's retard strength
Birthright doesn’t have shitty mechanics and it doesn’t recycle the same 15 maps over and over again.
It's no Thracia
>I'm going to call your post bait because I have no argument
If BL route showed something is that they honestly should've just made 3 Kingdoms plot.
No slithers.
No goddess bullshit.
No avatar shit.
Just 3 lords that are in war with each other and you play as lord that you pick. The writing, the quality of the story and anything in general, would improve massively.
I want to turn her into a portable onahole by cutting off her limbs Asanagi-style.
This is ISIS we are talking about, bay-BEE. It wouldn't be FE game and IS' game if it didn't have le ebin dragon as boss and le generic evil villains who act and look as if they were Disney rejects.
Is this the kinda shit where you have to play all the routes for the story to even be satisfying? I really don't think I would care enough to do more than a single playthrough.
Unfortunately. There's a lot of dropped plots and characters that appear out of nowhere which need the other routes in order to contextualize it.
How do we fix Edelgard's thirst?
the only route you have to really play is GD to understand the story
>Best FE Girl
I'm afraid not chum, that would be Marianne
This, jesus christ
3/4ths of the characters are all abuse/tragedy stories
BLOOD PACTS
Any more of Leonie?
>Dad’s mark on her panties
>Won’t stop talking about your dad
>Goes apeshit on you because of your dad
Cuck.
Getting so defensive over a dead man?
>Not spitroasting her with your dad
loser
>Dad’s mark on her panties
What?
Judith not being a GD exclusive character like Gilbert is for BL is fucking dumb
There is no evil dragon in this game
I know the "power of friendship" argument is suppose to be a clever one but you could just as easily point out that the Lions have Uchiha 2.0 with the same kind of asinine dribble. Dimitri's character arc is some kind of twisted amalgamation of Simon's, Ereh's and Guts' plus every other edgelord vengeful MC ever and given that the BL route is essentially only either about Dimitri or Dimitri's obsession with Edelgard it's the most anime by default.
You can find Jeralt's logo you find on his attire on her panties for whatever reason.
Retard opinion
Rehashes occur AFTER the time-skip as well. Each route gets on average 3-4 unique maps
is the dark seal really even worth it?
i do have hubert, but what's so great about those special classes?
No fuck you. The only likable characters are Dimitri, Claude, Hilda, Annette and Marianne. Rest are OK at best or pure trash like Edel.
It's so jarring to see her just standing around in the Monastery doing jack shit
>Thracia
My nigga.Genealogy of the Holy War holds a special place in my heart though. The Jugdral games were the peak of Fire Emblem.
They're actually downgrades to the normal magic classes
The worst kind of meme
different outfits
I'm still not at the timeskip and the story is barely okay so far. Does all the cool shit happen later or should I lower my expectations?
It does.
The Dark Bishop mastery skill is cool but the class looks fucking retarded on anyone but Hubert who just gets his default timeskip outfit and Dark Knight is objectively the superior class. Class is also gender-locked for no good reason. female magic units get fucking Gremory and males are stuck with an inferior class you can only promote into if you bother to kill Death Knight and if you go the Crimson Flower route you only get two chances to get dark seals.
your expectations might be too high from all the buzz around the game right now.
Pretty much, make several saves around chapter 12 if you don't want to bother playing through those chapters 3 more times to do the other routes. Also the Golden Deer route is the best one and I say that as a Black Eaglesfag.
Dark mage gets poison strike and dark bishop gets lifetaker, but that's it really.
Gets better after the timeskip but I hope you're playing on hard or maddening because the game is piss-easy to the point of being boring otherwise. I'd like to know who the fuck decided to make the Stride battalion so cheap to use because paired with shit like dancers and units with warp it becomes trivial to complete maps in 1 or 2 turns.
How would making several saves there help with anything other than Church?
It's late and I'm retarded. Forgot that there's no real way to get around playing through those boring as fuck chapters multiple times. Game has a serious problem with reusing content
Not much sadly.
I'm noticing that as well now on my 2nd playthrough. It's strange how they made it this way when it almost feels intended to be replayed.
I'm so sick of the Monastery.
Hair down Hilda and Marianne dlc when??
Picked normal since I'm usually pretty mediocre at these games, but yeah this game pretty much plays itself, its a shame. Will go with hard on the next run
They didn't honestly think nobody would fap to this right?
I've already nutted to this CG 5 times
Bernie's stinky feet!
It's boring to play and Maddening only enforces that fact.
I can't rate it too highly for a Fire Emblem game.
Professor loves cake!
Professor loves singing!
Professor loves Manuela!
How?
They're all terrible drawings.
t.male
All the proposals for fByleth are well done
>Marianne is tapping that sweet beauty
Nice
No, they're all really awfully drawn,
You know it is bad when Ormille makes her look more human and normal.
GDs are all heterosexuals
Felix and Dimitri have good ones
They don't, they had a different artist draw those stills and they look pretty awful.
Same with all of the other CG stills littered throughout the game.
Why can't they just hire Chinatsu again to draw the CGs for the game?
I keep hearing they all suck but other than El's crazy eyes I don't really see why everyone hates them other than "they just look bad"
>GDs are all bisexuals
Fixed.
>blood pack
>mary sue micaiah
>part 4
>non existing support system
uh huh
>too scared and embarrassed to stop me from doing whatever i want
perfect
Because they look bad.
Bad art is bad art.
I LOVE Edelgard
You're gonna have to be a little more specific. Is it ugly? Do you feel as if it's low-effort artwork? Is it humorously bad like pic related? I do not understand
The characters manage to not look like themselves.
Hell, Hanneman loses his beard.
Destroy
The characters sexuality is determined by who can romance both versions of Byleth. This is because IS is so lazy they just copy paste the scenes between genders, so there is no effort whatsoever.
So, for instance, Mercie is bi but Annie is not. GD is the only house with no bisexual characters much to the chagrin of the enlightened people who want to see more LBGT options in video games.
Characters in 3H can be honestly seen as bi, just not for you. For an example:
>Manuela/Dorothea
>Petra/Dorothea
>Sylvain/Felix
>Caspar/Linhardt
You can even argue that Dimitri's ending with Felix is kinda gay with whole Felix crying harder than Dimitri's own wife for him when he died. Same goes for Dedue, but these ending are more reaching since both are more on fujo baiting side (just like Hilda/Marianne are yuri baiting) compared to those bi ending that leave no room for doubt.
I thought her supports with Byleth sucked desu
The only person Dimitri is directly gay for is (you) desu. However, even his homolust for (you) is more IS' laziness to create unique dialogue based on your gender which is why it ends up looking so gay. Especially when you realize that Dimitri is meant to be parallel to your daddy with loving the smile of his loved one.
>starts sucking
Edelgard is the ultimate sucker
why is she molesting that cat?
Fuck off Hubert.
ineffective
by ripping her head off and hang it on the gates of Enbarr
I love you bernie pls be my daughterwife
I WILL BREAK YOU
woah that's the prettiest boy i've ever seen. I need to play this game.
>Enemy is completely right
KISAMA TAKIWA
KISAMA TAKIWA
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>You will know know the regret of my father, who was slain with you!
>Of my Stepmother, who was slain by her own mother!
The only part he was wrong about was the latter, and even still he acted completely defensively throughout the route.
Let's compare Edel's and Dimitri's peaks for example
>BL has Dimitri offering compromise and even tries to spare Edel before she stabs him
>BE Edelgard kills Dimitri, never even trying to reach a common-ground.
Reminder that a fucking murder-hobo is still better than Edelgard, you gay waifu-niggers
God Bernadetta is shit.
She is a bow/lance/horse specialist but is worse in every way to Leonie, who is also bow/lance/horse specialist.
There's prettier ones
Bernie has the best crest in the game and an excellent personal skill. bows are also the best weapon type in the game and she has easy access to a mounted class (she also gets pass).
Bernie is an excellent unit, she just has mediocre str/speed/def
>but is worse in every way to Leonie
A lot of units can be described that way, doesn't mean they are useless. Bernie is for sniping shit and entraping, Leonie is a frontliner.
I liked them desu.
Her crest only activates 10% of the time
Her personal does little when she cannot double
>FE6
>Good music
Music is only memorable because you get the same SHIT song thrown at you for two thirds of the fucking game. And there isn't any single memorable song in it besides the shit one.
FE7 and FE8 are based, though.
FE6 has better music than FE7
>BL has Dimitri offering compromise and even tries to spare Edel before she stabs him
Dude just really wanted to dick her.
>Mercie is bi but Annie is not.
You serious?
*Ahem*
It's been more than a month since the game first released, and i'd like to thanks ISIS and KT for this wonderful game, and especially for the new 3 game changer aspects of this game as follow:
1. Fbyleth and her sexy outfit is literal perfection, ISIS made her as the new SEX ICON of Fire Emblem
2. The girls in this game are much CUTER, SEXIER and LEWDER than the previous games, their tiddies are bigger as well
3. ISIS are not afraid of SEXUALIZING their female characters now, you can now adjust your adjust your camera to peek at their panties and oggle their body and tiddies to your heart content, the girls also had their own unique panties.
With this game, ISIS already made their standing on female sexualization known, i'm glad ISIS don't listen to vocal minorities and decided to pander to majority of players, the ones that actually buy and play the games.
and it works, SEX SELLS and now Fire Emblem Three House is officially the best selling Fire Emblem yet, from this success i'm sure that we can look forward for more to come...
SJW BTFO
Fujo BTFO
vocal minorities BTFO
Dimitri is an idealist.
He was always going to offer his hand.
forgot image
Manuela mentions he's a general of the Empire and apologized to her about the stabbing.
Bernie is garbage when you have Annette, Ingrid, Marianne, Edelgard, and Linhardt available.
Shame you cant recruit him, I'd love to see their supports
In Lysithea's rape dungeon. Where else would he be?
Judging by this post you clearly haven't actually played even half of all FE games
honk honk honk
Leonie is a crestlet and should be used offensively. Bernadetta is very clearly a support archer that relies on crits, range and Brave weapons to kill.
>FE3H only has one good song, and that's the prep song pre time-skip.
Chasing Daybreak, A Vow Remembered, and Tearing through Heaven are all kino as fuck.
>becomes clown outside of BL route
JUST
Why doesn't he have Mcdonalds all day breakfast?
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>Ingrid
Shit taste
Felix is the prime example of what kind of person you need to be in order to be Leoniefag. A clown!
>3Hs fag is a muh story fag
12 is the most solid over all but nobody's fucking played it. Good story, great gameplay, decent characters, good music. It's not even my favorite either but at least I recognize that it's the closest to a ""perfect"" FE we've gotten. 3Hs isn't even close, not with that gameplay.
>Be Dimitri
>Do everything possible to not kill your sisterwife once you regain sanity
>She ends up stabbing you with the dagger you gave her forcing you to kill her
>Now her ghost haunts you
They do. She doesn’t even mention Jeralt in any of her non-Alois supports.
the A and S supports are cute imo
>12
Somebody needs to play FE3.
Reminder that the boar also dies early because he falls sick due to a headache. Remember how he always complained about having those headaches ever since Duscar?
Poor, poor, boar.
Where's Hilda?
12 is better in almost every aspect if you don't care about Kris. There's some minor story changes but they're fucking whatever compared to everything they added.
That's not to say 3 is a bad game, just that 12 is better.
>supports with Shitleth suck
Wow. Truly a shocker. On another news, the grass is green.
Was it a tumor?
Are there even any good Byleth supports? Fuck, I wish they just made a speaking protagonist still. I actually liked Robin in Awakening.
A and S are sweet. Her supports with others are mostly better, which is true of almost every character in the game.
Nah. Overwork most likely. Remember also how when he regained the control of himself, how he was desperate to unfuck shit he did? Remember how characters+(you) constantly kept telling him to slow down and not to overwork himself and how he ignored it? Combine that with the fact that his still is still fucked up and that he is still hearing voices (as he has said himself) and there you have it. Dimitri died Japanese style. Overworked himself to death.
Marianne support is kino, especially with the Goddess Tower scene
>They give the Liu Bei of Three Houses Cao Cao's brain tumour
Genius.
He couldn't escape his Hamlet fate, even when he won.
I have a feeling that originally you were meant to kill Dimitri in his own route. He even says so himself. That if you don't like what he is doing, then you should kill him before he gets all of you killed. I feel like he wasn't meant to be redeemed.
>Dimitri
>the only lord that keeps his throne and accepts his duties as the king
>also the only lord who dies by default at the end of his own route
I'm not sure if I find this depressing or funny.
>Dimitri's father was killed with Edelgard
>Edelgard's grandmother killed her own daughter
Dimitri is the incarnation of JUST.
>Annette is kicking the cancer patient's ass in growths
How does this happen
>threads always full of waifufags when the guys are WAY better characters
at least he gets to have kids
>Black Eagle
>Golden Deer
>Green Turtle?
the fuck?
fap to the girls and talk about the boys, it's simple
weeb trash
>there people in THIS thread that would rather side with a womanlet like Edelgard instead of Rhea
As taught by Professor Splinter?
Dimitri has a hard life and I look forward to protecting his smile in the golden route
Edelgard is a shorty dork that's super SUPER cute
>do it like this ok? this is how you insert the penis...
>Barely scratching the earlygame
Expect a turnover sometime soon.
Where’s this meme spawn from?
She has a nice body but is the most fucked up and misguided character in the game. You basically have to ignore a FBI filing cabinet worth of warning signs just to stick your dick in crazy.
I don't know but its super cute too
But user, she’s a MILF. And everyone knows that Yea Forums‘s greatest desire is to fuck their mother.
Rhea is pretty easy to understand. She just wants her mom back. She literally does nothing wrong the entire game except when you side with Edelgard, causing her to flip out
Technically you're her mother
Is that Notre Dame? Fitting, since Edelgard pretty much a Cult of Reason follower.
>Technically you're her mother
Usually fucked-up family relations and other such red flags just make people even more desiring to fuck them.
No, they aren’t sane. If they were, they wouldn’t be on Yea Forums in the first place.
She's the leader of the Cult of Cute
greatestjubilee on twitter, its from edelgard stickers she made.
Shes thanking the picture on her phone.
I mean, I get it. She has a body shape that the rest of the cast is lacking.
She also rules through manipulation and force while effectly doping random people with her blood. Even if she's trying to do well, things spiral out of control on her.
>She has a body shape that the rest of the cast is lacking.
Wait, that actually doesn’t make sense. Don’t nerds hate buff women?
>rules through manipulation
Because she doesn't want another war, and has the Agarthans as a constant, hidden threat. Changing the history book a bit for the better of Fodlan is hardly a crime to begin with.
>everyone loves Catherine
I dunno user, do they?
To be fair, Catherine is one of the more bustier options.
Speaking of which. Does everyone stuff in the thief outfit or what?
>I dunno user, do they?
Too dark skinned. Fatasses demand their waifus be white.
Catherine has like...less of a tan than Claude and Claude is barely dark to begin with
Still not white enough.
Even like this, she's unbelievably cute
>"Delicious brown" isn't a thing
Getting real sick of these tourists.
>I'm your girl
She also has tons of daddy issues.
Play fighting with Catherine!
Shamir letting me out of the cuckshed so I can watch her have sex with Catherine!
The dub made it painfully obvious it was her.
There are supports, just not support conversations.
Welcome to the /pol/ occupation. Where black Pokegirls are deliberately race-swapped at every opportunity because people feel threatened by the diversity.
She's too dumpy and smelly. She's probably the type to stalk you after you break up with her.
Can emulators run this?
kek
>"Nerds" don't like brown chicks!
>Actually they do, almost as if they aren't a monolith
>/pol/! /pol/! /pol/!
>Brings up "race-swapping art" you only find on Twitter, Tumblr or /aco/ and who gives a fuck about them
Congratulations on outing yourself you fucking tourist.
Is there a working Switch emulator?
Its like that in the first playthrough, I started maddening in my 2nd go through and skipped the unnecessary school exploring aside from the quests and the housekeeping tasks (teatimes, meals,gardening etc.) Its so much better when played at an increased difficulty and less roaming.
Yeah this but she has fat tits and would be estatic to jump on your cock because of who your dad is.
why the fuck do I need wootz steel just for short axes/short spears to be repaired
this shit doesn't grow on trees Anna
Characters, story, lore, the continent development, they were all pretty much perfect but god the gameplay is fucking trash. I can't think of a single game that I played recently where I was so bored playing but so invested on learning more about the characters and story. Also Byleth should've either never existed or they should've made him/her talk, fuck off with your silent protagonist bullshit.
I still think it's a pretty good game but I'll probably never replay it outside of completing the DLC when it comes out. Meanwhile I still find myself replaying Conquest almost on a monthly basis because that maps and gameplay are that great. It still does not excuse the god awful story tho.
Female Byleth is fucking gorgeous
Nice tits too.
>Meanwhile I still find myself replaying Conquest almost on a monthly basis
that must take a whole lot of time though
Yes
As far as I know people have been using it to play modded BotW and other games
DO YOUR OWN LAUNDRY HILDA YOU STUPID CUNT
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS, I WANT A DIVORCE
how's 4channel been treating you, newfriend?
is it to your tastes?
Robin was the best self insert.
The epilogues are all retrospectives of history, they're all fucking dead no matter what. It's just that Dimitri has a running theme of dying earlier (not young mind you) with those deaths actually being mentioned in his end cards.
Edelgard also dies young, no?
Yeah if her crestaids are cured
Make her a thief.
What do I get if I save all of the villagers in Remire? I couldn't make it to the bottom right guy in time.
I'm so disappointed by the soundtrack. A huge step down from Fates. Also, Futaba 2.0 is shit.
You just get extra large bullion to sell for more money and an Advanced seal
Oh Lay, Oh Lie, Oh Lord.
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Quick question, is there a lesbian option in this game? And is the target a creepy girl or a cute girl?
There are 5 lesbian options
A creepy girl, a thot, a bland girl, a creepy cake, and your tulpa
Oh no no no no, how embarassing.
There's 5, an Empress, an opera singer, a nun-mommy, your tulpa, and the archbishop which is also crazy incestuous. Possibly a new high in incest for fire emblem, a high bar indeed.
It annoys me how Felix autistically studies the sword to save people, he has a budding talent in reason so is skilled in magic but doesn't save Lsyithea from magic crest aids when it seems like he absolutely could do it
Objectively speaking, which girl deserves Byleth's cummies the most?
this is pretty cute since they're probably doing rad martial arts fencing and shit
Pic related
She should have been the childhood friend
Worst girl
The chuuni emperorlet and popemum fight to the death over them so one of those two
Flayn, she's a millennium overdue.
Absolute state of sword-autism
How much for her hand in marriage?
>using Leonie
why
what the fuck do i do
Marry Marianne
because most people dont play on normal/casual and would like to make use of one of the best units in the game
Hilda is too straight and stacy to be involved in such lesbianism.
didn't even Lindhardt struggle to do it? The ending implied that
This. Beach episode harem hijinks DLC when?
Can't be the best if it didn't save the series and get multiple Smash reps. That title still goes to Awakening, with Path of Radiance as a close second.
>he needs Leonie to succeed on higher difficulties
You are both a cuck and a casual
50,000 renown.
I wanna dangle my cock in front of them
Yeah, at least Shamir and Ignatz are likable
If you can take out the one between the forest and wall with Dorothea then move Caspar below the other and take it out. If you can't you're fucked anyway.
>She should have been the childhood friend
that would have been cute
>the things she would do to you
i get she hurt your feelings but you're not actually a green haired super mercenary
don't let video game characters offend you
She probably would tie you on the bed and start stroking your dick while also trying to stick a live fish in your ass.
No thanks.
Edelgard
t. Edelgard
>She should have been the childhood friend
They couldn't do that, otherwise no other girl would have had any chance.
Edelgard is NOT obsessed with Byleth
Shame, this game was my goty until fucking monsters spawning every 2 turns became a thing, fucking dropped
Ferdinand Von Aegir says she is obsessed and I trust his word
>haha you and your schemes™ you're such a schemer™ claude
>woah you caught me before i was going to pull off one of my schemes™ gosh sensei i can't pull off any of my schemes™ without you
>does one, maybe two schemes in the entire game
what were they thinking with this character?
he's dumb spic
Sadly he's the only sane one of the Trio though since the alternatives are
A fucking murderhobo with more mental illnesses than fingers
Or a retard who'd start wars over literal fake news.
Choose your poison bro
making the hottest guy in the game
That's a weird version of Lorenz user, are you alright?
This. I regret not picking the female MU just to fuck him.
At least the murderhobo can be healed.
Assuming this is maddening and the general idea is the same you have to manipulate the AI into attacking / moving towards your lower units instead of them, I did this chapter on GD last night and it was obnoxious as hell
Of course she is, she obsessed to the point that she will be obsessed with Femleth and Hubert's child.
Is the season path worth it? I want some new maps, but don't give a shit about the costumes.
>I want some new maps
There are no new maps.
As of right now, no
That's some weird version of NTR
Based, fuck y/u/ri
No new maps. Just special auxiliary battles that doubles your rewards. At least you get some stat boosters and a fuck ton of renown.
>Lorenz
Don’t know yet, the other two waves have not yet revealed what they are going to be.
i did it, but i wish it could have been with male Byleth
it's just character development, he realizes there's nothing to gain by being an ultra tryhard edgy swordmaster in a world at peace and he might as well enjoy life.
>Spic
he's clearly a sandnigger
Almeria = algeria
Duscur = some backward nigger country
I'm sorry user I didn't know you were some poor, shit eating commoner. I'll make sure to lower the taxes just so you can drink more piss.
Ara~
>GBA games
lmao no. The only one that comes close is 8. 7 is piss easy and is only not braindead on Hector Hard Mode, in which you have to beat the game at LEAST once to unlock has a dumb clusterfuck plot and started that self insert shit, also just a prequel, there are some okay supports the hoops you have to jump through to get them are absolutely tedious and abhorrent. Sacred Stones fixes some of the problems 7 has and is a decent enough game at least, if not easy as sin, but so is three houses, it at least brings enough to the table compared to 7. 6 is the most mechanically sound and solid gameplay wise, and is better than 7, but it is not better than three houses.
I want to FUCK him.
>Professor! The Outrealms face a danger than that only you can help us with. Please lend us your aid in fighting this evil!
>Where is the Outrealm gate you ask? *cough* well, it is to be found in your School Sauna actually....
how can you handwave 7's more difficult mode and fault it for being piss easy while only briefly mentioning how 8 manages to be even more of a babby tier snoozefest while having no difficult mode at all
No way washboard, fuck off back to awakening.
Don't talk to my wife like that
so, boring paid stat bullshit.
8's hard mode without Seth is harder then 7.
Bernie is Ferdinand's wife?
His or Raphael's
holy shit Marianne's paralogue is hard as hell
I can't imagine this on Maddening.
NO, she is MY wife
No, Byleth's. The idea of her marrying basically tbe richest man in the land only to cuck her parents out of even a cent is kino.
It just made me miss old fire emblem. When the game was still about political intrigue and not anime bullshit. It all started going down hill at awakening.
>best FE girl
>girl
that looks like a man to me.
>schemes retards like you into thinking he had a scheme
get fucked kid
Nope
How do I get better at recruiting. I feel like I'm turning into a Jack of all trades, shit at everything, statwise with all the seminars I've been doing
There's some political intrigue in 3H, I'll admit it's mired with anime bullshit but you can't say it isn't there.
Maenekete units when?!!
>our enemies can't know what we're doing if we don't know what we're doing
Just feed them flowers to B rank and they'll autojoin sometime between weeks. For optimal recruiting look at a guide to figure out which ones are easy enough that they don't need a B rank
You already can use Seteth and Flayn though
Recruiting through support ranks is much more efficient.
>The Golden Deers are American.
Aw shit son.
>No class seals or Dragonstones to restore their transformation powers.
It’s not the same user.
They don't want to get Dragon Alzheimer's
Where do I get flowers? I only ever get vegetables from the garden. I'll try getting them to B but thankfully most of the ones I'm recruiting need Faith or Mag anyway and I'm building Byleth towards enlightened one. Also should I be spending free time hanging out with students or should I be doing productive things like battling and getting lessons. All of my students are still only at C Rank and I'm already at Verdant Rain Moon.
The entire second half has more politocal intrigue then any other game beside GotHW.
It's the best Nu-FE so far. If it actually changes the development in the future and focuses on having a half-decent story without being a gaiden grindfest, then it will transcend and become Neo-Nu-FE.
Play on maddening faggot
You have to get lucky with your vegetables or at least plant the ones that are clearly flowers. If you can't get flowers you might have to waste your gold to buy gifts from the merchants then.
Weird way to spell Taguel
I don't know where you're getting this from. I just tested it and when I got game over I automatically got sent back to the title screen.
Only non-playable villains suffer from that. Once they side with a “falcion” wielding hero aided by the [Emblem] of Flames, they don’t have to worry about that.
Buy Flower seeds from the East and West merchants.
That's because the Falchion can erase Deagon alzheimer's-causing bacteria
I want to fatten up these FE waifus.
Is FByleth a stacy
Threadly reminder that (You) are the MU, and yes that includes Corrin.
that guy's a retard, it's only on normal
She is literally an Ayanami expy.
Who does not?
Source?
Is not the best FE but it's the best we've gotten in years for sure.
This thread is just men showing there shit taste
>he fell for the misdirection
Claude talking about "schemes" and Claude doing them are two separate things. Even when it's Hilda saying they should dress up as Empire troops, he's still doing the whole thing with sneaking in Almyran troops as backup without anyone knowing
It really is such delicious irony that Dimitri is largely responsible for giving Edelgard the will to survive those brutal expirements only to turn into the catalyst that starts a continent wide war
>Dimitri's spear translates to Slaughterer and his unique combat arc is called Atrocity
Everyone from Dimitri's bloodline needs to chill the fuck out
Can I get Robin's coat then?
If only he had talked with her during school
Imagine unironically saying this after Awakening and Fates
Whenever Dimitri crits I imagine:
>I will FUCKING DESTROY YOUR BLOODLINE
>Pictures taken seconds before disaster
Honestly don’t even think that would’ve saved them. Edelgard’s probably in too deep at that point and there’s no way Dimitri reacts well even if he learns the context behind why she’s the FE
Dimitri is the ultimate edgelord
>nicest guy you'll ever meet: I apologize professor, I came dangerously close to teasing you
>twisted fucking psychopath: SEVER THEIR LIMBS CRUSH THEIR SKULLS THEY WILL PAY
Aren't those heavy?
She gets Nader to hold them up
Marianne, Hilda and Flayn are also acceptable
M-mommy!
she's almost in competition with boobelia
>No Sylvain and Felix hiding behind one of the houses and laughing their asses off at Dimitri believing them.
They also sexualized males. They pandered to everyone sane.
Well if Hubert is there to make sure El doesn't slip up it'll be fine
What expression is that face supposed to be?
>too easy
>peaked with 6-8
ok casual, if you actually wanted any difficulty in your games then you'd be shilling FE12 right now and not babby's first "elitism" FE
Why doesn't Edelgard ever question why the Hresvelg family has the Seiros?
The Seiros Crest*
Fuck I don't know how I left that out
It was a pretty good gift considering she always kept it by her side
Why the fuck do people ship Edelgard with Dimitri and why the fuck do I like it?
Post Ingrid lewds.
What's with all the female soldiers in this game? It doesn't make any sense. Women do not fight in wars because they are weak.
They should buff mortal savants.
a combination of wanting to see hated enemies fuck and the want to protect both of their smiles
Whats wrong with them anyway?
Nah, let's buff Wyverns instead.
UNBAN ME FROM 4CHANNEL
This, FUCK BALANCE AND FUCK GAMEPLAYFAGS
Dilate
Because you have to beat the game once just to unlock a difficulty mode that doesnt bore you to tears, which is a pretty fucking important point. It isnt like a Platinum game that can be cleared in one or two sittings.
raHEA KaZAM
Wrong there is also one of FemlethxAshe
It probably would be the main pairing if Byleth didn’t exist. It’s funny though because Dimitri obsesses over Edelgard in his route but Edelgard doesn’t give two fucks about him in hers
The best fire emblem is Echoes, there is no proving me wrong here, it just won't happen.
Can I just get a halberdier class please?
But I want a Baron Class
She cares somewhat in her route considering she cries after he dies
She doesn’t talk about her history with him at all except for the reference in her Goddess Tower scene. Although I suppose it would be awkward to do so while she last trying to get into Sensei’s pants
But the Edelgard that cries died long ago
>tells edelgard to never give in no matter how hard things get
>wants her to give in in the end
>get mad when she doesn't want to have sex with you
JUST
Nobody can argue with you because nobody played Echoes.
Does she even remember Dimitri? I mean she does say getting SLITHER'D fucked with her memories
>Ashe
Fucking japs with their shit taste.
Glad to wake up and see this thread still alive with 500 replies! I love my wife Bernadetta! See you guys in the next thread!
I don’t dislike Ashe but I don’t understand why he’s a popular husbando
Crests > gender
That's how genetics work
He's a cute boy
Me neither, the game is filled with hunks and total daddies yet those fags orbit a shitty twink.
Suicide is giving up, mate.