Hey, I got something in the mail

Hey, I got something in the mail

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Dragon Dildo

just open it

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Your Bowsette blowup doll?

A puppy

user, it clearly says "DO NOT BEND" on the box

Just open the damn package and fuck off with the drawn out posting.

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Can I eat it?

It's pretty thin, so it's only one thing

Dragon Dildos are huge, user, that's a warning label.

Good eye

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pee on it

>Lugia wallpaper in the background

Inflatable Lugia fuck doll.

Is it a poster of your waifu?

who's behind this?

Someone printed out their fanfic and mailed it to you in hardcover form

Pillow cover of Ryza

did op die

No, I'm taking out of its envelope, just a few more seconds

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You're meant to take all the photos and then start the thread.

and then intentionally drag it out very slowly even though you already have the next picture

How's it take 20 minutes to open a package you retard

I see a pirate flag

I cut myself with the scissors

some kind of stupid weeb poster
I mean that in both senses

Now you have chink aids

this

They are safety scissors...

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Here we go. It's a printed poster of Evil Cuphead and Vile Mugman. What do you think? Only 100 were made

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Are you retarded?

even more retarded

its nice user.

well, almost right

that's actually pretty dope.

cool

it's okay

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>mfw refuse to keep any demonic looking shit in my house regardless of context

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pretty good

Good for you, I guess.
Not a real big fun of the game, so it might be more meaningful to you than me

This nigga knows what's up. Fuck that sort of imagery.

I fucking yearn to find an artist that does japanese mythology right, pls post the sauce, OP. Please, don't be gay.

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Looks pretty good.

Finally, some good fucking unboxing content.

like a poster but for fancy ass people
OP has money to burn
iam8bit.com/products/cuphead-limited-edition-woodblock-print?_pos=3&_sid=799a4a7b0&_ss=r

>it's not a poster of a dragon dildo
For shame

CAN YOU PEOPLE POST ACTUALLY INTERESTING SHIT AND NOT JUST UPDATE YOUR BLOG WHEN YOU POST MAIL THREADS, I FUCKING HATE YOU OP

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>$150 for a piece of paper
Fuck that

>not wanting to welcome demons, ghouls, and ghosts to your home just so you can punch them in the face.
lol pussies

Same here. I also don't have mirrors in my house except for the ones in the restrooms out of irrational superstition.

>mfw I just started using excel to blow up pictures I find on google, then print them out at work on the hd printer then glue the pages together to make posters.
cost me 0 bucks.

Excel can do that? I had no idea. Huh.

Thank you for showing something actually interesting instead of more 'haha dragon dildo so funny lmao' nonsense.

I like having those kinds of things because I know demons, satan, baphomet, etc. Are fake and gay and I yearn to be like that fake /fit/ ghost story. :D

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based schizo posters

>work has a high quality color printer, but it's mostly for marketing.
>whenever I print to it, it makes me log the print to a job number.
They have it on lockdown where I work.

>er

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Fix your posture OP

deez nuts

Forgot to ask, but why Excel?
My preferred method is to do imaged via GIMP and export it as a PDF in the desired resolution.

>mfw I threw out the dreamcatcher my gf had because I don't want any witchcraft mumbu jumbo in the house

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It's just the first thing I used, didn't think about using GIMP. Just throw it on excel as a background and resize.

Do they look good enough to sell?

These extremely limited posters are bullshit.

Will you at least come to my house despite demonic edgy shit being in my aesthetic?

to sell? No. You'd need a way better printer that I have at work.