Answer me, Astarte. If the Imperium of Man is so great, why are there no good Warhammer 40k games anymore?
Answer me, Astarte. If the Imperium of Man is so great, why are there no good Warhammer 40k games anymore?
Jack Gomez
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Adrian Turner
deathwing was the fastest refund i ever made on steam. there is no excuse for an fps to control that poorly in this decade
Thomas Sanders
>no Space Marine trilogy
>DOW3 is awful
>Deathwing is mediocrity incarnate
>endless Space Hulk titles that somehow fuck up recreating a board game any bit decently
Why must the best universe suffer the worst of fates
Luke King
They're good when chaos is not even.
Bentley Evans
Because every warhammer game is either spess mahrenes or tertiary games like space hulk or battlefleet gothic. It's getting that they won't take risks like letting you play a guardsman or traitor guardsman/chaos cultist.
Michael Sullivan
*involve
Juan Rodriguez
>tfw no game were you plays as DA BOYZ!
Adrian Evans
mechanicus was alright for an xcom clone
Dylan Davis
Because Fantasy is better than Sci-Fi.
Michael Stewart
They aren't but Bobby fixed them with PRIMARIS!
Jace Peterson
If the dark gods are so great why are there no good games where you play as their pets at all.
Juan Ramirez
As in all things warhammer, older IS better.
Jack Rivera
Post best chapters
Carter Garcia
>3rd person action/adventure game featuring da boyz and tons of chaotic, goofy craziness as you tear your way through ever increasing and different guardsmen. Maybe there is also a crafting system where you can make crazy vehicles to zoom around the landscape
Juan Ward
BASED AS FUCK
Jonathan Scott
HE WON
Robert Ortiz
Never played DoW 3. Explain to me how this green guy won
Justin Brown
sounds like great fun, especially the crafting which is something I would normally hate but Orks just have to believe it works for it to do so, so you could make anything you liked
Blake Lee
HE'S DA BIGGEST AND DA STRONGEST
Chase Robinson
With a BIG GREEN WWAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!
Aiden Peterson
He got into a massive scrap and came out alive. I think he may even leave with a piece of the spear or somesuch, so he even has a trophy.
By Ork standards, that's a win.
By comparison everyone else just spent a lot of effort for little payoff.
Gavin Rogers
You will NEVER get any game featuring Orks as the main characters because it wouldn't appeal to the lowest common denominator normalfag who has to play as humans in every setting ever.
Levi Stewart
ok guys I've got an idea for a 40k game
you play as a space marine, ultramarines
you fight orks but what if there's a bigger threat? chaos
Leo Russell
I can dream can't I.
And while they certainly were not massive successes, the Styx games sold decently.
Ethan Morris
Same reasons would make lost and the damned style chaos gameplay fun. I want to see all the crazy industrial tools modified into weapons. Like nurgle chem/ooze sprayers or mining lasers jerry rigged into the lasgun equivalent of LMGS.
Leo Edwards
John Kelly
Just paint Talion green.
Evan Thomas
Why does the bigger great has always to be Chaos? Why can't the final boss be A Hive Fleet or some big scary Ork like in the War of the Beast?
Better yet, subvert expectations and make so that the the Genestealers were behind it all in the end
Ryder Edwards
Guilliam said it's okay to have an eldar waifu.
Joseph Johnson
ok another idea for a unique 40k game
what if you're a terminator in a space hulk fighting genestealers?
Luke Rogers
Were there any good ones? I always wanted to delve into that universe more than just the books
Alexander Walker
Does Slaanesh have dibs on every single Eldar soul or can they go to other chaos gods when they die?
Dylan Foster
DoW 1 and 2 plus expansions, particularly the solo campaigns
Space Marine is ok
Those are pretty definite answers
Beyond that some pretty old games might be alright such as Chaos Gate.
Grayson Watson
Because videogames are for virgins. True chaos Chad's are busy drinking blood and fucking tentacle monsters with pussy for foreheads
Aaron Foster
Go stroke your topknot, Abby.
Luis Gonzalez
>forehead fucking
Jeremiah Diaz
By their nature, unless killed by an aspect of any other god - any daemon or servant - they go to Slaanesh.
Always.
Unless they have a soulstone. Special case being the Solitaire of an Harlquin troupe who will have his soul bartered for by the Laughing God, since he does not have a soulstone but may yet be saved.
Dominic Nelson
Soon
Brayden King
Bases
Carson Flores
Jonathan Howard
>not knowing it's the first wave of primaris who are fucked
Bentley White
the singular of astartes is astartes.
astarte is a goddess from ancient greece.
you are an astartes to, btw.
Lincoln Brooks
Was the Mechanicus game any good?
Eli Nelson
yeah, solid 7/10
it would be an 8 but it gets quite repetitive in the late game
Anthony Ortiz
>why are there no good Warhammer 40k games anymore?
Battlefleet 2 and Mechanicus was good.
Nicholas Morales
Pretty fun, I'm halfway through my first playthrough but it's getting a bit easy
Ryder Baker
What about best girl's game?
Blake Rogers
I'd play ork if they were cute
They're not
Evan Carter
This but with a gun crafting system like mothergunship. It's orky enough to approach absolut' dakka
Nolan Hall
Girlyman is still a fucking idiot though, thank the Emperor that Dante control the other part of the imperium
Angel Long
because games workshop is retarded and they don't want to support AAA 40k games because they get the idea that it'll compete with their plastic shit yet they somehow manage to give the license out to literal who's who make mobile tier shit
Gabriel Gray
What game is this?
Adam Cooper
battlefleet gothic 1-2,space marine, dow1-2, mechanicus.
Xavier Nguyen
fuck you Abaddon
Connor Clark
they're better when chaos is not involved, chaos is the worst thing about both warhammers (rats not included)
Justin Nelson
>why are there no good Warhammer 40k games anymore?
>anymore
wait, did they take DOW off the storefronts?
Jose Cooper
>There will never be a 40k game in the style of old god of war (or even Doom) where you play as Kharne ripping and tearing everything in sight.
Ian Rodriguez
>it turns out the big bads orchestrating every event were actually some fucking random secessionist humans
Brayden Murphy
Mechanicus, a xcom-lite
Hudson Hill
we need more everymen
Isaiah Bailey
I WANT SOMETHING WITH ME BOYS
Robert Lee
>Flesh Tearers
Based and Red Ultramarines
Austin Phillips
SPACEMARINES ARE ALL BITCHES
Adrian Peterson
there was a Gorkamorka game you dumb fuck
Xavier Ross
That's not very nice little human. I thought we were friends.
Liam Kelly
Better yet the constantly warfare on the surface awakens the Necrons and the last level is a Halo Reach style last stand against an endless horde of constantly reassembling doom machines
Bentley Robinson
Its shit even after they ENHANCED it.
David White
>you play as a space marine, ultramarines
hard pass fuck off
Chase Hernandez
>There will never ever be a modern, faithful adaption of the actual table top game to vidya
Why do they hurt us like this?
Tyler Stewart
you dont even have testicles
Christopher Myers
Remember kids
Fantasy>40k>every other tabletop>AoS
Bentley Edwards
You are no longer invited to the annual barbecue.
Hunter Cruz
>Why can't the final boss be A Hive Fleet
Literally DoW 2.
Mason James
Because both tabletop and videogame 40k are realm of shovelware.
Cooper Baker
If they make a good game with proper Dev time and budget it will overshadow the tabletop.
Henry Jones
Battlefleet Gothic 2. Even the Chaos campaign is fun as fuck
Julian Rogers
because we're all waiting for that sweet Total War 40k money shot. Ahhh, it's gonna be glorious, just like Total War Warhammer is turning out to be.
Brandon Carter
>As in all things warhammer, older IS better.
Well, the 90s were the peak of all things Warhammer, but 40k has fared much better and gotten gutted way less than WHFB, which they literally squatted to death, faction by faction, until there were barely any left.
Nathan Campbell
>Total War 40k
Never ever.
Isaac Taylor
Is it worth if I don't know/care about Warhammer? The screenshot intrigued me
Liam Parker
It's a good game but I'm not sure how great an introduction to the setting it is.
Kayden Torres
im not afraid of you mutants
Kayden Stewart
40k isnt sci-fi.
Hunter Green
>Its another turn-based w40k game made by some no-name studio
Asher Ortiz
It's exhilarating that you think you can hide your fear from Slaanesh
Thomas Gray
a polished turd is still shit
Hunter Rodriguez
hm?
Landon Reed
Jeremiah Wood
post lewds
Jason Hill
>Adeptus Sororitas confesses to you, her senior battle-brother
What do?
Blake Campbell
Go purging.
Josiah White
Good start
Cooper Gomez
HE DA MEANEST GREENEZT ORK DERE IZ
EXCEPT FOR GHAZGHKULL
NO ONE BIGGA DEN GHAZGHKULL YOU GIT
Adrian Price
My only love is the Emperor.
Charles Stewart
Josiah Sullivan
>10 minutes later
William Harris
basde
Andrew James
>Bullet holes
Lasguns dont work like that
Jace Lopez
She used a good old stubber
Colton Edwards
Aiden Johnson
Evan Lewis
nah the primaris marines will probably give everyone a good deep dicking, then fabius bile will just produce a chaos equivalent and everything will just loop around into a stalemate again
Ryan Barnes
>Fabius Bile: "Hmm fascinating enhancements, I could tweak this. Modify this. add a few penis tentacles..... Ahh perfect."
This will be how he creates the chaos primaris marines.
Hunter Foster
>penis tentacles
He is not slaaneshi degenerate
Jacob Thomas
>far future
>advanced tech
>aliens
>other shit
Yeah its sci-fi, even if it does have fantasy elements.
Owen Anderson
Horus not in them.
Nathan Lopez
>Gods
>Daemons
>Magic, wizards, sorcerers
Yep its fantasy
Christian Howard
Also it would be racist to blacks
Samuel Gutierrez
>no pink
That's, like, homophobic AND not inclusive.
Logan Miller
fantasy is fucking retarded and im glad its dead
Asher Bailey
God I just want an IG game that captures the feel of playing as the IG in UA and sending 4 squads of 32 per squad conscripts in the front of the charge and watching all of them die in 5 seconds just so your regular guardsmen could fire off 1 round of grenade launcher volley safely.
Austin Gray
Oh, come on...
Brody Anderson
Reminder that Magnus did nothing wrong!
Lucas Cooper
What if
it was both?
Brayden Collins
>which they literally squatted to death, faction by faction, until there were barely any left.
The only factions that didn't make the jump from 8th to AoS (as of now) are TK and Brets
Sebastian Nelson
>Gods
>Daemons
Other-dimensional beings
>Magic, wizards, sorcerers
Other-dimensional manipulation
Star Trek had that shit.
Jace Wright
Good. Fuck Bretonnia and fuck Louen Leoncoeur!
Benjamin Long
You do paint miniatures don't you?
Grayson Richardson
>actually playing the boardgame
nerd
Leo Robinson
Too expensive, and I have nobody to play with so they'd just gather dust in a cupboard.
Adrian Jackson