Dark Souls 3

oh city wherein thine inhabitants tooketh 5 men to killeth mineself-who stood alone-beautiful is thine architecture, but dark and terrible is thine rapists, whom hath penetrated the rectums of many fallen hollows. may the sun grant me safe passage amongst such terror.

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>generic plate armor straight-sword'n'board knight in R1 Souls 3
Cringe. Acquire taste, have sex, git gud.

it's my first playthrough, of course I'm going to chose the best armor and the best combo for any situation. I'm not on my 50th playthrough like you I'm just trying to get through the game

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My first play through I went katana with high dex

>katana
>criticizing arming sword
are you serious right now? gtfo of her, I thought you'd at least be a strengthfag but you're a katanafag getting on a pedestal? it doesn't even fit with the setting faggot

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Even if you are raped to death, which is horrifying,they come back to life so you can rape em to death again.

Cringe. Soulless.

My first playthrough was as a big chunky dude in armor with greataxes.

I love axes and will def try it after I finish my pyro run

>hur dur he chose the good looking armor and a good sword it sucks because it's popular
cringe

>2007-tier 'hurr durr' sarcastic greentext
Cringe. Have sex.

you’re fucking embarrassing dude this isn’t highschool stop trying to impress people anonymously faggot. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with this great-looking armor and this weapon combination, you just act like a twat because it’s popular. get a job

Mega faggot

>Katana
Based
My first playthrough I used the Uchigatana, lightning blade, offensive miracles and black serpent flame

Absolutely cringe. Please stop being such an incel, user. Your armor and weaponry show how much of a cringelord you are.

try holding with two hands and then head

you can stop trying to be a high school cheerleader now, NEET. nobody cares how ebin and underground you are, or how stylish you think your video game character is. I repeat, acquire income. does mommy know you use her internet to be act like a faggot?

Seething. Nice virgin rage.

Give me some fun builds to farm the trophies, i beated the ehole game with my black knight build and i want to try something else

I uchi with sharp was my shit. Eventually I collected all the katanas and would use 3 at the same time
>sharp uchi in right hand
>onikiri and ubadachi in left
>frayed on swap
I 2handed each one and would cycle them for shills which felt fucking amazeballs once you got down a good rotation

Try finger

My first play thru I would equip the biggest weapon in my inventory and stat for that assuming bigger = more damage and better

Based.

keep projecting and get a job

>repeating yourself
Cringe.

>cringe
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ok hypocrite go show off your katana to all your nonexistent friends

This guy is a spearfag

>still whining
Mega cringe. Get a girl.

Woke up you cringe lord.

>still posting cringe
Sasuga sword'n'boring

Fucking Epic thread guys

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seems like no matter what game you play, you always that one ultra pathetic NEET faggot who has to grandstand over some petty bullshit

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>still seething like some whiny basic bitch roastie
Clean the sand out of your vagina, cringelord.

>>PRIEST LF 4 MAGES FOR SM SPELLCLEAVE FARM! 30xp/hr!!!!!!!!
>>people abused layering to make insane amounts of gold, easily farm rare items and destroy the economy.
>>ragnaros and Ony downed instantly with rag being killed by people in questing greens
% solved game, no mystery or suspense.
>>minmax guide reading autist everywhere linking recount in lowtier instances and refusing invites because you arent playing the meta spec
>Ah...yes....home.... exactly like I remember it. I cannot believe I fell for the classic meme.
ihope so

They take a funny pose before dying thinking "haha all those undeads are gonna have a laugh, I bet they're gonna put signs that say tongue but hole xD"
They were thrown against balconies by whatever beast or blast killed them

ok this is clearly the highlight of your existence so enjoy obsessively getting the last word in a pointless and pathetic attempt at projecting the behavior that girls showed you in highschool

either they were slain trying to crawl away or didn't have enough strength to pull themselves over the railing, resulting in death by exhaustion

>dexfags

Can I see the katana build?

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In previous Dark Souls, my first playthrough was always sword and shield. But in DS3 shields don't even work. I don't understand how anyone could use them. Enemies are so fast that you literally cannot block then counterattack. So I dropped the shield and went 2-handed greatsword.

lol
not bad

based
estoc

>"Build"
Like, put 40 to 60 in whatever your main stat is then the rest in INT/FTH for weapon buffs. This is every build ever

Nice hypocrisy. Stay cringe, cringelord.

Underrated post

So, what the tits?
First time doing a pure dex char, and it just keeps going and going, there's no cap, wtf

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dex actually starts to scale better from 70 to 80

Okay, i'll try on one of my runs.

this reminds me of OoT

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My favorite area in the game. Wish it wasn't so short and had more spoopy enemy variety

yeah it's pretty comfy and also terrifying

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caps at 99

Ds3 has some shitty areas desu
The only good one is Irithyll.

can I please have a bonfire now? please?

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fucking finally

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so this place really just keeps going. idk if I'm suppose to be doing this or anor londo first, I decided this because it seems more climactic that way, I didn't think it would keep going like this.

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This isn't your LP channel, faggot.

i do what I want bitch nigger feel free to fuck off back to your cum-stained basement

There you go posting cringe again, bitchboi

doesn't matter if you do either anor londo or profaned capital unless you are doing onionbro's questline, in which case free him from his cell and he will automatically join you against yhorm and then sadness ahead... have fun against the dancer.

i knew it was still your faggot-ass parading around your faggotry for all to see. Go fold your katana a thousand times and use it to cut your emasculated dick off, but before that get the fuck out of my thread. Your grandstanding is pathetic

almost done there user

is onionbro in anor londo or the other place?

Wooooo, that's some BIG league cringe! You almost graduated from Cringe University!

congratulations gayboy i have to work tomorrow so i’m going to bed anyway. i’ll be back tomorrow to continue doing whatever the fuck I want regardless of what anyone else thinks. proceed to get the last word like you’ve been waiting literally hours to do, hope it was worth it.

He's in the profaned capital inside a cell. Gotta get the key from irithyll dungeon where the giant is sleeping, there's a tunnel and straight ahead there should be 2 chests in front of one another one is a mimic and the other has the cell key.

oh i already got that key, thanks for the head’s up

>it doesn't even fit with the setting faggot
christ.

Why does Dark Souls 3 get so much hate?

I don't know
It's not as good as 1 but its leagues better than 2

Contrarians.

What's wrong with Dark Souls 2?

niggers

literally nothing, it's just the CIA niggers that hate it for no reason

It's too hard

It feels like a series of disconnectd shitty theme parks with no substance or thought put into the design
It has nothing to do with 1 or the franchise as a whole
Its fucking ugly as sin too

that makes you more of a faggot than that user could ever be

Mechanically it's fine and has lots of good weapons with fun movesets though but I can't stand any of the boring environments
They don't even feel like real places like a lot of areas in 1 or 3 do

FUCK THIS GUY POST YOUR DS3 CHARACTER

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its really not that hard, the only real challenge is Sister Friede

I always played a mage build and played safe vs all the bosses so one my 2nd playthru I knew all the mechanics and would just go greatsword

>first playthrough use greatswords ending with Fume
>bosses like Nameless are a nightmare
>second playrlthrough use fast one handed sword
>bosses are cake

Speed is key, lads.

>"I am so tired I need to rest"
>"Ah a nice railing to lean against for a few minutes to deal with this weight"
>"Just let me rest, just close my eyes for a few minutes"
Gravity and death spasms do the rest

it's the hardest of the DaS games

I don't really see how. Heavy weapons always have time one hit in. If you struggle that's because you're greedy and try to hit twice.
Heavy weapons will often stagger bosses once or twice a fight, giving you opportunity to remove like 25% at once. Also, most bosses have long recovery on some attacks, allowing for a charged R2 for massive damage.

A light weapon might get 2 hits in between dodges, but it won't stagger and R2s are not worth it

thats an opinion

Bad movement
Bad level design
Bad world design
Bad hit boxes
Bad sound design
Bad bosses
Bad enemy AI
Adp
Lifegems
Petrified statue placement
Can reallocate stats