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"Help me, Mayor!"
"You'll be my Princess Pooch, wah waaaah!"

>I know you have information about that rich japanese raccoon dog, hand it over and I'll let you go back to your beloved mayor and his town.

I really want to see Wario outjewing Nook now.

How would that play out? Would he open his own store or just steal him dirty?

Fatuglybastard Petite Beastality Anthro Rape Strangulation Submission Mindbreak Bigdick Creampie

Bump

Michael Vick at the animal shelter

thats the kind of choke you do when your dog wont spit out whatever he has in his mouth

based

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>"You promised money. Where is it?!"
>"Waht?! You don't have any? Hm... Perhaps you could repay in... another way."

B

Wife's not home

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"Quit stealing my weights, bitch."

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>i-insolent boor! unhand me at onc-ahh!

Based. Got a boner from that and my imagination

B

>You promised me dog or higher!
youtube.com/watch?v=aZuWvwrEl_I

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Waaaaah

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DON'T

Wario's new bike

me vs. my meat for the fourth time today

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>No bad Isabelle, But can you handle this.

*stuffs her in his suspenders. farts*

YAMERO

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I want to kiss Isabelle's paws

Wario best boy

clean your fucking switch or tv screen goddamn dude you're disgusting

This ain’t gonna end well

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>You think you know Rule 34, I'll SHOW you Rule 34

"How-sa bout-a dog pizza! Waah!"

Man I laughed for a solid minute at this, thank you.

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NON-CONSENSUAL HAND HOLDING

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