Triss Merigold

I never played the Witcher so for the longest time I though her and Cerci were the same person

Every single female is a fucking whore.

Every last one.

They fuck other guys so males like you can pick up the scraps at the end of her life.

Females are mindless creatures. They don't think. They don't have feelings. They're objects.

All
Women
Are
Whores

Every single last one, every single girl you've ever met is a whore. And you're going to settle for those used goods.

How does it feel to know that your girlfriend has fucked other guys? Enjoy dating another man's discarded cumhole.

>All
>Women
>Are
>Whores
This jive as turkey sure is mad about something

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I thought Triss was black?

BASED

He just keeps trying to force this "super funny" meme, he tries to prioritize threads with females/porn then reduces himself to randomly posting in just unrelated/off-topic threads too that have nothing to do with his meaningful message

>How does it feel to know that your girlfriend has fucked other guys?
Arousing

Are you asexual or gay?

I took my girlfriend's virginity. Stay mad, incel.

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Do you guys want a sequel or just let the series stay as you remember it?

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Triss looks more arabic more than black to be honest.

based & redpilled

more like Tits Merigold

No, you misheard. They said she was blacked.

Absurdly sexy human being.

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Fucking incel lol

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Were this coming form user?

Let it stay what's the point?

Why is she so perfect?

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Why didn't the game show Geralt having to hold her steady while she sprays diarrhea into the bushes? I was robbed of the best scene written in the books and it pisses me off.

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milkers
cummy
hnggngngn fap fap

This reminds me of the deep friers in SS13

I'm sorry too

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is there a mod that let's you play as Triss?

>I'm angry because girls fuck other guys but not me

well... since we're at it

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What did she eat again? Was this before or after Brokilon? Also the book had some truly kino adventures, like that farm they tried to get food from and the girl warns them about the plague. The party with Cahir, that little kid, Regis and the pregnant woman was peak for the books.

>tfw you will never be a cute lesbian redhead

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baste, man of exquisite taste

also baste & redpilled

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Triss is nice and all but what does she have on THIS?

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Then It's a beautiful dream.
Umm?

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Reminder that tits are the patrician choice over ass
If you prefer ass you're literally either a fag or scat fetishist

I don't know what it is, but this is already filtered for me.

>human being

I can't handle this much truth.

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tranny detected

What do you mean "annoying accent"? You haven't played Witcher 3 with original polish dub, have you? The way it was *meant* to be played.

I'm so glad I'm not you

Trannies always focus on the ass because they typically only have small tits and even if they do get "vaginas", they can't actually get fucked in them so they still need their assholes

>I'm happy because my gf fucked other guys that were not me
C
U
C
K

trannies get tits stapled onto themselves to deceive folks such as yourself user

>Eating sea insects

Geralt seemed miserable around Yennefer. Like one of those "Yes, dear" beta husbands.

yen is the superior choice strictly because she is a dom

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That's why you need to marry them at 6 and kill them off when they cheat on you my brother, selam aleikum.

If you can never tell a tranny from a real woman then you're blinded by your virginity and lust for sex

>polish aesthetics
>polish folklore
yeah nah, this shit is terrible

>breaking up the ciri/geralt/yenn family because game shoehorns you into fucking triss in 2
still find it weird you can tell her to fuck off in 1 but they force you to have canonically fucked her in between 1 and 2

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She bought that mug for herself.

>being a literal cuckold with Yen
K

but trannies are real women user

Triss? More like Bliss

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>implying triss wasn't the town bicycle in Novigrad before you showed up
come now

I love that Triss, Geralt, and the witchers have American accents. It makes them sound like . . . protagonists.

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What about that time that Geralt spent a whole season banging Vigo while Yen was being tortured and mind broken?

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I know someone hurt you user, everyone has gone through it. It gets better

Best girl coming through

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Anna Henrietta is __

a psychotic whore who I would have let die were it not for the fact the duchy falls apart without her and her sister

Ah, a man of culture.

Reminder that she never wore a low cut top in the books because her chest area was scarred.

fuck the books lmao

Good thing CDPR can't read.

Because we're controlled DIRECTLY by Jews instead of tangentially like most other countries. Thus we're the perfect vector for global subversion.

You're illiterate?

You're retarded?

no one gives two shits about "muh books"
go to Yea Forums or reddit

how do you make webms long but keep it under 4 mbs?

>brown hair
>tanned skin color
FAIL

more like "win"

except the books canonically occurred before the events of the games (ignoring the ending of the last book of course) so you can't magically hand wave them away

>so you can't magically hand wave them away
yes I can lmao

This

>so you can't magically hand wave them away
wrong
fuck the books and fuck you

See that inverted pentagram on her necklace?

youtube.com/watch?v=EEITs4etPKc

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The best choice was that not-viking daughter. Any other answer is wrong

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based Trissfu dabbing on Yen the Hen

BASED

The absolute state of it...

OH GOD I-IM COOOOMIN
AHHHHHH YES IM GOING TO COOOM
TRISSSSSSSSS

>Triss's fat cock too powerful for Yea Forums

Anna's ass still superior

Why are kikes so vehemently anti-white? Do they not know white people are the only thing keeping muslims from wiping them off the face of the planet? They should be sucking our dicks 24/7

That disloyal bitch doesn't even come to your aid if you help her get the throne.

Uhm.. she has her own country to run and problems with the Jarls, user, she can't just drop everything at the drop of a hat. She does send Hjallmar (sp) to help.

Actually she doesn't come if you put her brother on the throne too. The dumb bitch told she was going to be busy and all that, even after i helped her on her quest

Made to serve BBC.

did you try to post some steven carson

Not me but another user did. It only stayed up (haha) for like 5 minutes.

She looks like Kristen Stewart if she wasn't a dyke

Yea Forums is pathetic

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Adventureland Stewart was peak

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Steven Carson is a national treasure.

I don’t usually like futas but I agree.

>the redhead genocide continues
okay what is honestly going on here? it HAS to be on purpose.

you think you don't, but you do
silently hoping for a decently animated voiced 10minute+ webm sometime

>silently hoping for a decently animated voiced 10minute+ webm sometime
Fuck yes. God I love dick.

I promise, you will love this.

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WHEN IS LORGE GUCAS GONNA RELEASE HIS TRISS SFM GODDAMNIT

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Witcher 3 girls were literally built for BBC

Yen is.

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Ginger is anagram for n*gger and racism isn't okay.

she look like a gypsy

dumb skank

don't be sorry

>the more she drank the more she shat

>nearly every witcher in the School of the Wolf
Vesemir really dodged the bullet.

Does she have pretty feet? If not that's a deal breaker

They both fucked each other over time and time again, didn’t they? And still had pulsating boners for one another.

yikes and oof
hollywood once again shitting all over redheads

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>anna's clothed sfm
oh baby

Did it die?

I used to remember when I would lose my shit at this but now that I cooled off I think it's ok in this context or case.
But the nigger elves are unforgivable.

> it's ok in this context or case.
Explain your reasoning

the games didn't depict lore accurate Triss
so the netflix director probably followed suite.

>it's ok in this context or case
What context? Triss isn't a gypsy fortune teller.

What a stupid hair color. Should have given her the actual book hair color.

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>still REEEEEing about the books
Give up.

Or he just wanted to plug in a nigger for twitter points and controversy.

Her hair color would be dumb even if the books didn't exist though.

you are giving these useless attention whores too much credit user unless
you are a filthy tranny urself

Yikes!

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She actually looks like a sorceress

It's just showing warning signs. Triss has that hair and, what a surprise, he is a manipulative crazy person.

>in the books

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>he
it's a woman you dumb faggot
honestly it's all in the grey, I just don't feel like I can begrudge this casting choice anymore, not until I see it in action anyways. And I know from the past that several live action adaptations were improved by strating from the source material's depection of characters (especially ASOIAF to the TV show, in the first few seasons atleast).

All in all I don't give much shit about sapkowski's shitty cartoon stories, the man himself is a flaming leftist in case you don't know, and netflix shows of any kind are shit, so I don't care much what happens with those. I have the games, and I love them.

>Source material bad!
So why bother then

Ok who is ready for her cyberpunk cameo?

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or a nignog

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It was a great deed for the quest team to dig through all of that trash so we wouldn`t have to.

the games turned her hair from red-brown to bright red
the series turned her into a black jewess

Why do Trissfags love dicks so much? Every damn time. Pretty gay to be honest.

she would faint if she tried to get it up

claim your sorceressfu NOW

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Literally nothing better than a smooth 3ft long femcock. Get some fucking taste.

Based.

The problem is when you see her, you can't tell who she's supposed to be without someone saying it

lol
They completely missed the point of the series.

I never really understood all the asshurt when someone chose Triss over Yen in the games , all these chumps like to say shit like " omg you didn't read the books , geralt and yen are supposed to be together " ect etc
Well I fucking read the books all eight of them and when geralt comes across yen for the first time , way fucking back their relationship came into existence in the first place because some crazy djinn was about whack both of them and geralt used his last wish to save yen's life by wishing to be bound with her for lifetime or some stupid fucking shit because Sapkowski is a cuck and that is totally how a emotionless witcher should operate. Anywhow years after that both parties have been fucking other people behind their backs , breaking up etc , at one time during some peasant festival yen was about to get fucked by some village boy and geralt was about to rail some girl and when they saw eachother they started fucking eachother because they haven't seen eachother in a long time. You get the point , it a stupid excuse for a permanent women in geralt's life used by Sapkowski
Now im not a tissfag so I still chose the option where Geralt goes his own merry way after giving all of the lodge of the sorceress his dick

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imagine the smell

No I think you would be satisfied with just about any cock, you actual fag.

I remember thinking Yen seemed a little too enthusiastic about using necromancy and ruining that garden.
It's like she wanted to take revenge for the Skelligers calling her a beached whale.

all of those belong on a BURNING PYRE

Hell yeah.

Yeah that was crazy. Yen is evil. Geralt deserves someone sweet and perfect and who isn't a filthy necromancer.

>triss negrigold
>fringilla niggo
>yennefer of pakistanverg
>witcher of steel
>scrotum armor
>ooga booga dryads
jesus christ its going to be an absolute trainwreck
also yenn>triss

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haha imagine if they could conjure themselves a dick ewww right? gangbangs would be horrible >.

Why does Philippa look so simple? Despite her position.

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>that is totally how a emotionless witcher should operate
Witchers aren't emotional. You clearly barely read the books.

likely modded
i don't think she recovers her eyes in vanilla

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>emotionless
>aren't emotional
These mean the same thing you inbred troglodyte.

I love Steven Carson's work.

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t. patrician tastes

I wish he did more asari and Miranda Lawson stuff.

And good lord, the stuff with Max Cauliflower and Triss? Please, more of that.

i don't, Triss isn't meant to be a bimbo

>Having a curvaceous body implies you're a bimbo

Genuine misogyny. It's just a body form, doesn't imply she's got an IQ lower than room temperature.

>tfw Witcher universe canonically had one Sorceress who gave herself such big fat tits spilling out of her dress that Geralt is like "dayum look at those titties" when he saw her at a formal banquet the sorceresses were holding, and then Yen dragged him off somewhere to bang

>the stuff with Max Cauliflower and Triss
good looking out sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
id forgotten all about this

Best waifu of the Witcher trilogy.

It's all so tiresome

How many dicks have all of them taken?

How many gallons of cum have they've imbibed?

This but unironically.
She was naturally beautiful before she learned magic, so she's really different from other sorceresses.
>Unlike priestesses and duidesses, who only unwillingly took ugly or crippled girls, sorcerers took anyone who showed evidence of a predisposition. If the child passed the first years of training, magic entered into the equation-straightening and evening out legs, repairing bones which had badly knitted, patching harelips, removing scars, birthmarks and pox scars. The young sorceress would become attractive because the prestige of her profession demanded it. The result was pseudo-pretty women with the angry and cold eyes of ugly girls. Girls who couldn’t forget their ugliness had been covered by the mask of magic only for the prestige of their profession.”

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it's like they wanting their show to fail

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>Why are kikes so vehemently anti-white? Do they not know white people are the only thing keeping muslims from wiping them off the face of the planet? They should be sucking our dicks 24/7

It is simply their nature.

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Fuck off, let the man talk about the Witcher in peace, and I'm the guy you replied to. Witcher is just as Yea Forums as it is Yea Forums by now.

But it will never be Yea Forums.

should I fap to triss or yen?

>you're literally either a fag or scat fetishist
actually a nigger

books aren't video games

yes

Retard, it was whites that tried to genocide jews repeatedly. Muslims saved them, just another example of Muslims being too good to people not deserving

Porn isn't vidya either yet you don't see me whining about it.

>not liking Alicia Silverstollonne
Considering her origin in that movie, it's fine. Retarded if you know anything about Batman, but for the movie it will do.

hmm

haha no one gives a shit user, enjoy your smelly women

For me, it's Manticore and Wolf School

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She's hot, like very fucking hot. But she's a sorceress. And sorceresses are less loyal that prostitutes.

>OG armor is endgame content

Triss is not even the best redhead in the game

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Confirmed for having never talked back at her like a real beta. True chads always pick the talking back option for banter.

Chads don't "banter" with women, only with other chads.

But they arent submissive betas either, so talking back and having enjoyable interactions is still the proper way to go.

The last attractive female character from CDPR

>chads do this, chads do that
beta

Absolutely disgusting.

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>2nd world Asian meals
When they will start eating newborns?Since they eat literally everything

For me it’s mommyen

literally Siri

Why is siri so boring?

Triss Merigoldstein

I meant to write ciri but reading this made me misspell it

What did Ciri mean by this?

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Best Girl!

But not the best woman

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Best milkers north of the Yaruga

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this
it's not even fair how sexy she is
redheads are the royalty and Triss is the queen

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Triss has horrible skin.

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wym she has perfect skin

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

For me, it's Ciri

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Best witcher girl.

I'm sure she does when you mod the game.

Naturally beautiful unlike the others.

The only mod there is Reshade. The scene just has unflattering lighting.

pls tell me that this is porn

Not porn. The thot doesn't even do nudes.

>people eating crab is a surprising tthing to you
Where are you even from dude?

can ginger girls have freckles in their ass cheeks?

Several people already tried genociding jews and failed.
It's fucking impressive how a small tribe coming from a worthless shithole survived for so long and became so powerful.
Whose fault is it that the jews are so powerful you ask? Christians obviously, who let them live in their lands.

just curious haha

but who has best milkers south of the Yaruga?

I want Triss to peg me...

where my cumbros at?

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>shoehorn triss
If anything Yenn was shoehorned in. She wasn't present in 1 or 2 and out of the blue she's inserted into 3.

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brappppp

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This would have been fixed if they straigthened her hair and painted red,she would look good in it and in character,its like the director doesnt want girls prettier than her on the show

Based

any trissfags from /wtc/ here?

Why does Yen have so much more interracial porn than Triss?

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Because people who prefer Yen generally are into cuckoldry since Yen literally cuckolded Geralt in the books as well.

Shit waifu taste correlates with shit tastes.

hey bro

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>black is my colour
what did she mean by this

What the fuck?
With who, and is Geralt ok with that?
Did he kill the bitch afterwards?

>nilfgaard
>black ones
You tell me

Yes and in polish versions the same actress voices both of them.

Show panties

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The game said Yen, but my peepee screamed Triss.

with this guy
witcher.fandom.com/wiki/Istredd

Istredd. Geralt literally tried to kill himself when he found out but due to fortunate circumstances survived it.

like can you imagine?

>inner thigh tattoo
sad!

>ctrl+f "Iris"
>0 results

You all gay and not my nigs

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Even tho he worded it wrong, witchers aren't emotionless. It's just not a thing, and Geralt explains it himself in the books.

excuse me

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Some places in china eat human foetus soup.
Look it up, it used to be posted on Yea Forums often some years back.

uma delicia in chinese?

She was going to allow herself to be whisked away to be in a brown prince's harem.

Geralt is more attractive!!
Should've tried to kill the dude instead

You cant fuck her, what's the point?

Reminder that she was was horribly burned and disfigured in an accident, and the hot redhead we see is an illusory spell she cast on herself

that was proven to be deer fetus like 15 years ago, fucking americans are posting this brainlet shit non-stop lately

>I'm cucking myself because I'm too insecure in my masculinity to expose myself to the comparison of other men

The ultimate cuck

Geralt's adventure with his entourage is the best part of the book

thats not how you spell orianna

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Always thought she was more blonde

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what a concept

>Should've tried to kill the dude instead
He did, they set up a duel to the death, but just before going to the fight Istredd go a dear John and decided to suicide by Witcher by going with only a sword. Geralt got the same treatment and felt bad enough for the dude that he just left.

So I guess Witcher "waifus" are there for people who have a fetish for the ugly ones

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You're just jealous

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The dude was literally begging Geralt to kill him, but he refused to. It was actually a worse punishment.

>someone else said this so I'm just going to parrot it
She was fully healed with magic, the same way other sorceresses used magic to fix themselves, its not an illusion, the only mention of her scarring is that she couldn't wear dresses with generous cleavage (which the game completely ignores).

La creatura es del slavinski...

Except she would be even much uglier without makeup because whatever mod that is removes most blemishes.

Someone's jealous!

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How do I get a body like Geralt, bros?

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SS+GOMAD and mutagens.

you waifufags really should fuck off back to /vg/ and stay there

Lift and then provoke a bunch of wild animals for the scars

Backstabbing Bitch.

witcher general died a few months ago

Patrician taste

would love to see it

damn sauce?

Some ginger girls have freckles not only on their face but on their body as well

>tfw no qt nilfgaardian gf

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how do we bioengineer humanity so that it entirely consists of girls with bright red hair and bright green eyes, bros?

CD went to far with this.

Not far enough

Do you have the version with Ciri and every single notable female character is in the pic

game fucking sucks

biggest cocktease of all time

>tfw dated both of them and ended up alone

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Remember the Chad Powermove

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Do I play this game on controller or kbm

chad tattoo gang

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Controller is mapped very well, I prefer controller

no one gives a shit

disgusting

>dat kino long coat armor
Please stop. I just finish this game three times. I don’t wanna play it again. Undvikk armor alone would make me lose it

did george write this part?

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I just want to lay in bed and fondle a woman's tiddies while I feel her warmth against me

Wait her surname is basically "Gold digger". How is she best at anything but being a manipulative cunt?

Yennifer fucks horses and sometimes dogs.

It's time to get lucky or die trying. Give me Lady Triss!!!

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tough luck pal

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any good mods (clothes) for girls in witcher 3?

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You do realize many of these grils are impossible to get because Yea Forums has dubs posts except 00 disabled yeh?

>Are you there, God?

She fucks black guys and thus fucks me.

Let's do it

rollan for saskia

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Based "putting my hand next to video games so everyone knows i'm black" poster. Mad lad has been doing it for almost a decade.

Let's go

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>endgame content you can reach as soon as it pops up in your quest log

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its fringorilla nigro

>He got the fucking emo girl
Why do I keep trying. Not fair.

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>Ciri
Y'all mind if I uh, knock her up?

I'm not him but I love what he does.

Ew I got that stupid emo girl, no thanks.

roll for curiosity

Yennifer fucks black guys, Ciri is dogs only. Triss likes horses but will play with dogs if Ciri invites her.

h-howdy ma-am

>do it early
>get fucked by literal peasants with pitchforks
I’d only touch that DLC once I get the radius Aard blast then mod it to have freezing powers and it’s all good

Rollan scrollan

Who tf picks yennefer over her?
>Abusive
>Only liked you around when you can be useful or when shes feeling horny
>Didnt even bother to look for you when you had amnesia, gets pissed at you being amnesia and behaving like one

Fuck yen
Triss is much better
Even keira is better

NO!

It's not fair bros

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i can respect that choice

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Also Yennifer's obsession with getting fucked on top of a unicorn is really weird.

well then...

19 plz

That's just a terrible forced meme.

Nigger

What could go wrong?

would let her suck me dry if you know what I mean

She had literally zero excuses to not find geralt when he was amnesiac either
He was accused of murdering a fucking king after working as his bodyguard for some time

>

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Reminder: you were supposed to be able to romance her, there game files that mention this, but CDPR cut it. Question if it was because time constraints or because they didn't want to have too many women you could fuck.

>All sorceress are black
Reminds me of black Achilles
How did that series worked out again?

There is also the option that they found her character "problematic"

And instead of giving you the sub-plot to fix her pampered personality, they just cut it out because the game was already immense as it was

Boland here. It fucking drives me nuts that we have so few voice-actresses, nay voice-actors in general. I can't stop thinking of Geralt whenever I hear some fucking car insurance commercial.

>one shottable enemy
>tries to run away from it
Unrealistic as fuck.

Well the average salary in Poland is like $10 a day inn'it? No wonder no one can achieve anything

>Question if it was because time constraints
It was because the quest was written by an American writer. He said that you can't fuck her because she's a "nazi".

That sounds like bullshit but I believe it

All sorceresses would have pretty feet since they can alter their appearance with magic

She'd make sure her feet look just like you want them to, user!

fus roll dah

Reminder that keira is a tranny

please dont make me fap to steven carson AGAIN

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i miss witchy thingy like you wouldn't believe bros :(

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>making up shit

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It's not bullshit. The writer mentioned it in a forum post.

No.

best ending

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>no gloves while preparing food
Disgusting.

keira isnt but her face is modeled after a tranny cdpr employee

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lmao he's not a tranny

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

Geralt would, and you obviously don't understand either him or Yennefer because you're a weakling who's seing his fragile ego get intimidated and destroyed as he tries to self-insert into a character he doesn't understand. You and every other softball in this thread want to run to mommy Triss because she's nice and giggles, right? She doesn't try to impeach your manhood, at least that's what you think you have. Control. But you're all just insecure babies, you couldn't handle a Yennefer. Geralt can. Because he is pic related.

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based
love women with cocks

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after

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AWAW GAMER CLAN TAG
COD BETA SIGN UP

It's not fucking fair, bros

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same person

witcher games was good point and click but the reason people love them is because muh nood scenes

Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Heiress to the throne of Cintra, Heiress to Inis Ard Skellig and Inis An Skellig, Princess of Brugge, Duchess of Sodden, Suzerain of Attre and Abb Yarra, i'm wolf school

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But geralt felt like trash multiple times because of yennefer
She is the writer proxy for his submissive fetish

Who else is pissed she wasn't a romance option?

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>Make everything in the game amazing
>except combat

DROPPED
R
O
P
P
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You want a prize for parroting or ?

>Sorry I dislike your GOTD

I got some nudes of her lol

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Sauce?

Witcher Geralt, I'm Aen Elle

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You got any more?

top kek

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rolling boi

That's Sir Geralt of Rivia to you.

Tell me about Eredin why does he wear the mask?

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I see what you did there.

I've wanted to facefuck her since Witcher 2

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I'm gonna roll me a big tiddy goth gf, check my 14

>He got the better choice

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Perhaps he's wondering why someone would protect the child of the elder blood before sending her to die in the white frost?

Rolling for relevant characters

Redania or Nilfgaard ?

Have we started the hunt?

I hate elves

Neither. They're both shit.

Triss please!!

I barely remember the game's scenes of the two of them, and while I'm sure your assessment of Geralts position to Yen isn't inaccurate, you have to understand that a relationship with someone like her isn't all kisses and rainbows. That's the fantasy all these softies want to slip into with their dear Triss. I guess I have to agree that their is a fetish involved on Geralts side, but even if that's the case it'd have nothing to do with submission and reducing the feelings he has for Yen to a fucking fetish in the first place is just deplorable. Read the novels. It's worth it user. Do not mistake the sky for the stars that reflect from a pond.

Nilfgaard, leaving Redania independent inevitably means yet another great war when one of the big empires stumbles and the other smells blood
plus Redanian shits and the church of the eternal fire need to be BTFO, while Temeria gets autonomy

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Are you fucking kidding me? fucking how?

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Roll, surprise me.

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Rolledyroll

Because our love is true and fate knows this.

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Ironically I love Keira selfish and teasing personality more than Triss's
But keira isnt a main love interest so its alright

Why everyone uses this hairstyle?

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I want to fuck Ves.

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Yennefer fucks horses, dogs, monsters and sometimes shotas.

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give me the best one

I already did :)

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is that the tavern girl?

>tfw I used to get really mad in Witcher 2 thinking Ves might've fucked Henselt to stay alive and let her bros die
>Turns out Ves did actually get raped

God, fuck Henselt.

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Reading the books now.
Yennefer is described as a PALE SKINNED woman.

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True, simple, and to the point.

Ok

>Reminder that she was was horribly burned and disfigured in an accident, and the hot redhead we see is an illusory spell she cast on herself
She was cured same as Yennefer who's lost her vision after Sodden, dumbass.

Why did you forget me until final DLC?

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I meant again
He was a bit of a cunt to say the least

crones get

they hired the same producer from BBC troy it seems

>Witcher 2 thinking Ves might've fucked Henselt to stay alive and let her bros die
That's true. She was lying.

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Triss and Ciri too, although only ciri can get pregnant.

Im rushing through the main game again just to play the DLC for the first time (last time I played there wasnt dlc yet)

What should I expect from the dlc?

rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3398032

>Can't join Milfguard
Sad

She was not the best girl even in her game

lets roll bois

Used goods

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Henselt deserved a better fate, rip big guy

She was busy with her studies, but not too busy to get dicked down at least.

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rollin...

Where's her pp?

I'm actually jealous

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aight bois, i won

>women

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The mods would probably throw a fit if I posted that version.

rule34hentai.net/post/view/397710#search=The_Witcher

Vampires, Her illustrious highness undergarments, A tournament, Archespores, Asterix & Obelix bank shenanigans,Regis, and a very good soundtrack youtube.com/watch?v=XpvSXPmS4dY

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I really didn't need to see that

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welp.

Rolling for rosa

I don't see what's the problem; her left thigh is just slightly wider than the other.
Shame most of Steven's bulges are just pp models with the same color as her pants.

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mods are banning for clothed bulges now.
they are sexist against dickgirls.

Be glad, they are mothers.

What do you mean 'bulge'? Triss just has thicc thighs, is all.

Rolling.

Can her thighs get bigger? hahah lol

I also thought that was Fiona out the corner of my eye

Someone commission Steven to do more Max x Triss stuff.

Ah shit, here we go again.

Gimme a good one.

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Why not

Why people do call her ugly?

>How CDPR thinks Yen and Geralt's reunion after the bar slaughter would go
"I'd even hug you, but no time for that shit, let's saddle up and ride to Nilfgaard to be Emhyr's cock slave!"
>How Yen and Geralt's reunions typically happened in the books
they spent all day together, away from the others, and just fuck and make conversation with each other for hours
As much as I wanted to go Yen in TW 3, CDPR fucked up her writing something fierce in this one. And to leave her out of the trilogy until the last game was so retarded, I am still trying to fathom the thought process behind the decision.

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Because Yen is for sex and triss is for marriage

The writer for Yen even said she was a cold-hearted shrew and they had to figure out why Geralt would fall in love with such a person.

Some people are just blind. To be honest, beauty standers in this generation are fucked up.

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OLD GOOD
NEW BAD

I gotta be honest
I dont see it either
I should probably read the books but from the shit I read while playing the game, she is not much better, using geralt a human sized dildo and henchman

The writers of witcher 3:
>We had trouble with Yennefer, for example, who is essentially a shrew and has a very difficult personality. And we somehow didn't feel that Geralt can fall in love with her.

They hired dumb wikifag writers.

ME MEMES
ME MUST

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rolled

>He got the backstabbing Tranny
>He also hate on Triss
Hmmmm

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Let's see

Aw, man

I just can't stop ogling this prime breeding material.

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Too bad oogling is the only thing you gonna be doing
Too problematic to have someone who is racist against northerners and poor people sweetie

>years since witcher 3 release
>still no mod to fix diablo loot
>still no mod to fix gameplay
at least the DLC is well written and enjoyable, the base game is immersive as hell but ciri is a terrible mary sue

Just remember how the game forces you to make a choice with killing Roche or Dijkstra in the most stupid way. I'm still fucking mad.

Ok. Fingers crossed.

Roller

I guess I need to start practicing sword fighting now.

röllz

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nice

True. It also means you're probably a nigger. They always go for ass.

Bimbo.

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give my death meaning

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Wew

3D Triss futa is the hottest thing ever. Check out Stephen Carson's stuff.

faggot

Rollan'

who would mod this shit

Rüll

come on 4channel, let me roll

Did Triss ever cuck Geralt?

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guess i'll roll too

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Eveline or Sile please

Probably
>"Beguiler of many men - including nearly every witcher in the School of the Wolf"

She's a dangerous ho, the kind that pretends not to be.

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This.

Geralt is a free man, he should only fuck and kill monsters, never imagined a guy like him settling down for some used roasty witch.

>She's a dangerous ho, the kind that pretends not to be.
Those sound the worst.

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Jesus, I am SO fucking happy I just used both Yenn and Triss as much as I could and then set out to Toussaint with my cute witcher daughter.

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imagine

there are people who didn't have a snowball fight with their daughter

shiiiiieeeet

Also, was really thinking about going Yenn on my second playthrough, now I don't feel like doing that.

rollanan

On TW1 beginning triss didnt have any bond with geralt tho
Actually the thing between them only developed during tw2

So yeah triss fucked guys before geralt, big deal, any normal woman will probably have exes

>because she was in a relationship
ie she was cheating on geralt with lambert retard
of course this assumes you were dumb enough to romance her in 1, though they then force you into it in 2 because reasons

You know that books come before the games chronologically, right? Triss certainly fucks with other men, but she is always jealous of Yennefer and Geralt.

Why not.

philippa's sloppy seconds

No, they weren't in a relationship.

Wait, so why Lambert thought fucking her would make Geralt sad?

Isnt book geralt pretty much together with yen's?

Hook me up.

>Hey Bro I totally fucked your girlfriend once before you got real close, oh man that was one fun time

Geralt wasnt in a relationship with triss before the games
Besides, Geralt is hardly loyal himself

Because that's just a stupid meme.

says that Lambert used to have to sneak out of a woman's back window because she was in a relationship, not before she was in one.

pow

rollerino

Have you ever thought that maybe it wasnt triss he was talking about?
Geralt wasnt in a relationship with triss when he was at kaer morhen during tw1, his theory is retarded

Meh, used good in any way, disgusting.

All sorceresses are used goods user, they are all a century old or more