Young men aren't having sex because 'they'd rather play video games'

I'd rather have sex but games protect me from human interaction so i have no reason to get out there and meet people

>men aren't having sex
>these same men also play videogames
>journo reaches an epiphany
>"Woah, I think men aren't having sex because of videogames!"

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Me too.
I'd rather play video games than deal with their bullshit.

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Children

>he thinks apps are for sex
Oh you poor soul. Hookup and dating apps exist to emotionally validate the user. You get a bunch of people who are “interested” in you, you smile to yourself, then you swipe and remove their profile.

kissing is fun i guess? video games are definitely better than anything a girl can provide though

i fucked 3 girls and i am honestly no gonna boher anymore until i find a girl i want to marry

i just masturbate to castle sized feral dragons teasing their wet draconic pussies these days

Women are gross.

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I have a pillow I hug when I sleep and it isn't enough sometimes.

Getting matches isn’t the hard out if you put any effort into your appearance.
I always found the actual interaction/texting part to be the hardest.

genetically related offspring

jk, there's a 10% chance your kid is actually Chad's anyway, which is why France banned paternity testing

Thats not a good picture to prove your point

To add to this, houses are more expensive than ever, the cost of living has skyrocketed, over half of the people in America are living in debt, and it's kinda hard to hook up with a girl when you can't afford to move out of your fucking parents house.

Most men aren't meant to have sex.

Women exist for a small subset of men.

psmag.com/environment/17-to-1-reproductive-success

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The simple fact is: video games>>>>>>>>>>>roasties

Same. It used to hurt emotionally, but I've si ce long stipped giving a shit and just enjoy my vidya and the simple things in life

>if a woman regrets having sex with you, she can falsely accuse you of rape and ruin your life with no evidence
>if your wife is bored or unhappy at the current moment, she can divorce you, take "half" your stuff, your house, your kids, and make you pay alimony for the rest of your life

"Why are young men staying at home playing video games instead of having sex and getting married?"

Is that leo dicaprio

"I'm just gonna wait until all the boomers die off"

>advances in medicine have extended lifespans upward of 90 years

dammit

You underestimate how many thirsty dweebs just aren't getting anywhere despite trying.

>Get matched with a cutie asian cosplayer
>Tells me some guy tried to kiss her 5 mins into date
>another guy tried to make a porn film 15 mins into meeting her
>Hah yeah I usually wait for the girl to make the move
>She immediately unmatches me
I rather be playing video games.
>

Just kill old people

I used to date a girl from HS back when I was 16 or so. Teenage love is the peak and it's all downhill from here, nowadays I just look at my female coworkers and their fixation on social media and literally starting arguments with their boyfriends based off instagram "stories". Ignore normalfag women.

>have my own car, house and job
>make double what the average millennial does
>women still dont like me

I just doesnt matter.

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why would you say this? jesus

>people are shallow shells obsessed with social media
>outsourcing and globalization have shrunk job markets so well educated people are stuck pumping gas or bagging groceries
>financial strain and societal pressure make dating into a minefield unless you're attractive enough for Tinder
>play some fun video games to cope with the state of your life instead of just watching netflix or TV

correlation =/= causation

Its not video games.
Its the easy access to straight shota and touhou doujins.
Dumbass "journalists".

she was baiting you into saying "wow it's usually an hour before i decide we should have sex and i never film it the first time"

coulda got some dicc succ but you had to be a beta killjoy

I mean, have you seen the goblin that is "Anglo men"? Stunted, deformed, ugly, nasty creatures

Speaking lf media outside vidya, it's amazing how Netflix and streaming services just give me this metric ton of diverse, probably quality media to watch and consume at will and I just don't wanna watch any of it

I don't even want to hookup, have sex, etc., I just want a loving relationship that takes a wholesome slow burn to reach fruition.
Can't understand how people are so okay with just hopping into bed on their first dates and trying to basically make it work with a stranger.

Anyway, unless I meet someone who's also interested in taking it slow, then it looks like I'm not having sex.
Back to gaming.

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that's an odd way of saying "jew"

I have no idea why a girl would think telling you about her experiences with other men would be a good conversation starter.

It's really fucking easy, just lower your standards
>b-b-but I want a perfect 10/10
Then don't use a dating app.

>ONE in four men haven't had sex in the last year.
>in the last year
Oh fuck you, I did it a few times and now you’re telling me I gotta keep doing it every year. Fuck that, I’ll go do that and then you’ll just hit me with some “One in five men haven’t had sex in the last 5 minutes” bullshit

There's loli and shota for that.

>have sex with a woman
>five years later, she accused you of rape

videogames are more fulfilling than sex

But children suck.

>Soon

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>not recording it as fap material and proof

As a 5'6,250lbs strongfat bearded dwarf looking bastard tf am i supose to do? Not even asian girls like me.

Ayy bby want some fuk would have been better right?
Maybe i'll make a new account and see if if she does it again and try that.
No idea but people on tinder aren't exactly stable as it is.

Women fucking hate men and society is waging a war on male sexuality

You did nothing wrong, the girl was a bitch and wanted to desired, thats all

I wish I knew what the warmth of another human being feels like.

I’m just so tired.

t. roastie

Serious question, what are the men in the red circle supposed to do?

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I'm patiently waiting for my android wife

Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they smell bad!

Come here user. Why continue the pain? surrender unto me and I'll milk you everyday.

What if the REAL reason is that women aren't worth the time and effort any more, and that none of them would ever date below a 9/10 guy anyway because of their insanely self-centred and narcissistic "me first" behaviour indoctrinated through a cancerous culture of vagina worship?

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Someone in marketing actually thought a PMSing woman would make for good promotional material.

>Graduate from college three years back with a Bachelors in CompSci
>Spent atleast one solid year unemployed. One year working at a call center before I had to quit before I blew my own brains out
>Now making a sweet 600 dollars bi weekly thanks to a dead end job and forced to move back in with parents, between payments and loans I have a nice 250 USD to accumulate per month
Why the fuck would I ever want to bring someone else in to my life at this point? And as anyone else can point out just trying to get into a relationship is begging for trouble for any number of reasons.
These fucking articles make me wonder if it's I or the author who are disconnected from reality.

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