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Chill out Kojima
Kojima starts snorting coke irl, he says "That guy's so fuckin' cool; he might be the closest guy I'll ever see to being god."
Kojima takes a sip from his bottle of coke, then takes some out into the hallway. "So this was all for the sake of being cool?" he whispers.
I'm not listening to what he says, I'm rolling my eyes in disbelief and rolling my eyes again. And then it hits me: I just fucking knew it. The fucking goddamn things I just did. I'm not the one who got a fucking hold of this guy. I'm the one with power, and I fucking destroyed his dreams with my goddamn power.
Kojima is going to tell me in fucking detail how I fucking ruined his whole life.
But first, I'm going to tell him this: he just fucked a woman into fucking his daughter. I just ruined his whole fucking life. And you can't tell me that is some kind of joke or a joke that he wouldn't tell you. You had
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Hideo kojima starts loading his guns and ammo. He looks bored. (Photo: TMS / Michael Ochs Archives)
"I have a problem with how much you've been killing," he says. He asks for a refill. But the clerk just nods in agreement.
"It seems like you really want more ammo."
I've been shooting for three days straight, but I've yet to come close to getting any.
Kojima shrugs it off as a bad joke. So I give him a chance to get some real ammunition. Before I can move, he asks if I can bring a bullet or two with me.
I'm no longer thinking about the two guns in his hands. I'm thinking about how my stomach feels.
Kojima is a big guy. He's the third-largest gaming designer in the business. By my count, he's worked on almost 300 videogames, including Metal Gear Solid, Ghost Recon, Silent Hill and Metal Gear Solid 2.
But Kojima is a real-life gamer, too