Porno mag?! Where?

Porno mag?! Where?

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>best uchi game
>worst sales
Darkest timeline
Where did all the anons from the black bar threads go

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Holy shit I had really low expectations but I'm liking this way more than I thought.

Honestly they should've his the fact uchi was writing it. Make it purely a "nakazawa" project

Why did they make the protagonist a pathetic incel?

The important question is
Does it shit the bed?

How's the performance on Switch?
Don't know if I should get it on that or on PC.

To contrast with the sjw girl
It makes a pretty good duo actually

Why is she an SJW again?

>pathetic
he is an absolute chad though
>visits Iris
>instead of saying hello the first thing he does is take a deep whiff of her shoes
>then he makes her say that she likes them big
>finally he says that he sees that she is fine and instantly goes back home
Only a gigachad could pull this off while also living with a female AI in his eyeball

Holy based footchad, picked up

P-pls respond.

I heard Switch runs better than PS4 but don't quote me on that. PC has some technical issues but I would get it on the switch anyway for portability.

>footchad
He is into
>feet
>lolis
>milfs
>smell
>hips
>female skeletons
>futa
>traps
>roleplay
>gangbangs
>NTR
Also he spends his free time on
>porn videos
>porn magazines
>strip clubs

Keep in mind he pulls of this kind of life
>with a female AI in his eye that knows everything he does
>a loli that lives in his flat
>working as a policeman
>with severe amnesia that made him forget everything that happened over 6 years ago

It takes an absolute chad to pull off this life

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Okay, I have 2 quick questions to ask to decide whether I’ll buy it or pirate it. I’d appreciate if anons can answer without too much spoiling.

1. Does the game has anything remotely as retarded and pointless as COMPLEX MOTIVE or blind, deaf, mute old man behind the camera?

2. If I buy the Japanese Switch version, can I still play the game in English if I set the system language to English?

>Does the game has anything remotely as retarded and pointless as COMPLEX MOTIVE or blind, deaf, mute old man behind the camera?
Nobody will know until someone finishes the game
>If I buy the Japanese Switch version, can I still play the game in English if I set the system language to English?
Maybe, but if you want english text and japanese voices you can do it in the english version already
Also the dub is very good

So, I my game just freezes when I start a new game, I see a second of the intro and then nothing.
It's no crash but nothing happens.
Any ideas on how to fix this?

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Sounds unbearable.
>b-but he's a porn addict just like me!

I fucking love how this game looks visually with a 144hz screen
Usually games like these are locked to 60

>Nobody will know until someone finishes the game
I thought that someone with a review code could answer this. I’ll wait a little more.

>Maybe, but if you want english text and japanese voices you can do it in the english version already
Also the dub is very good
I live in Japan though. Ordering the English version would take longer than just pirating it.

What's the LGBT line? I'm already on day 5 and I see nothing out of the ordinary

Yeah the skidrow one is fucked. IGG worked for me

well the PC english version lets you choose between japanese, english and chinese text so it's likely you can get english text

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It was fine for me for the first 8 hours but now its frequently frame dipping. Come to think of it i played it without the day 1 pat h the first 8 hours...
Get it on pc

But then I can’t be comfy tucking away in the bed playing the game.

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It's optional, and you probably took the balloon route in the first somnium. Take the other route.

Oh no. Mizuki is fine and okay.
The only line I've seen was "that's sexist." Don't tell me that's the line people are freaking out about?

There was that one guy from rpg world who wrote that the game wraps up perfectly and has an hour long epilogue after the final confrontation, so at least it doesnt shit the bed that way unlike ZTD

Yeah, that one and the optional LGBT line when you take her to the gaybar and she gets scared by Mama. You have to bear in mind though this is Yea Forums and those people have no interest in this game aside from entertaining themselves with shitposts on a Wednesday evening instead of actually playing video games.

What line was the one when you take her to the gay bar? Wasn't it something like it's perfectly fine or something? It wasn't really a standout line.

Even a whiff of politics /pol/ doesn't like is enough for fake outrage

It's just a bit depressing because I know some "ironic" fucks are gonna review bomb the game because of it.

I don't think it matters, the threads were already a ghost town before that. I'd like to think that everyone is away to avoid spoilers but my gut tells me that people just left after ZTD, and that the 60 dollar price tag further fucked up this game's chance of success. It's almost definitely a flop, and a shame because it's probably Uchi's best and most refined work.

Any advice on what route I should take to keep things fresh but also not "spoil" things for me? I've been doing left most path but I heard an user one of the pathways spoils way too much

>The green path on the left upper side (turning on the tv in Iris' somnium) spoils shit too fast, do the rest on the left path and then go to the right. Return to the green path later.

Don't have any type of issue at all. I prefer it on the Switch cause it's a comfy game to play in bed with a candle lit

That's turning the dial instead of hitting it right?
Nah. I went to hit it. After that route, should I just tackle everything in the right route? Is it ideal to make that the last route before the final one? Sorry if I'm meta gaming but I accidently fucked up and spoiled VLR because I thought I had the answer for one of the puzzles.

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Idk i havent finished the game either but i just know that the green route immediatelt spoils shit. Maybe return to it after 5 hours, maybe just continue on the right side. At that point everything is confusing and you will actually want some answers.

>mfw I want to theorize about the game
>can't talk about them because my theories are probably going to be right because of how much this fuck reuses twists.

Fuck me

Killer theory: I think The killer is swapping bodies, simce every time we have a suspect they go on to be the next victim

>Kamui did it
BRAVO UCHIKOSHI

I also think Date was the original killer from 6 years ago, but not sure if it was really him or just the killer possessing him

Worst sales? Where's the data?

700 sales on steam

100% correct, but you only get half points because you failed to identify Date's original body.

Hey fuck you don't prove me right

Ah, Steam figures only? Wouldn't worry TOO much about those, it seems a lot of people got the physical edition for either Switch or PS4.

How far are you guys with your chart? I've got a couple of spaces filled

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Plus physical release isn't even out for a week. How did they yuck it up this much.

Why did you click on the spoiler if you didn't want to be confirmed/deconfirmed?

They said on twitter physical release got delayed due to unexpected demand. So that's a good sign (assuming they're honest about the reason for the delay)

I mean fuck Ota's and Mayumi subplot is hitting me hard right now.

I think I'll call my parents tonight.

What are you getting out of a higher framerate?

Not even deep in
>green
confirmed
>red
(pretty much) deconfirmed
>yellow
possible
>blue
likely

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Thought it might be someone adding their own or discussing the theories with me. Discussion is the only reason i haven't jumped off Yea Forums yet.

Yeah that one hurt, man...

Hey Yea Forums, I bought you that PS3 you wanted...

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I think this is the only game that actually made me fucking tear up. Fuck man. I wasn't expecting this shit from Uchikoshi.

Seriously though, genuine heartfelt character moments like those were the number one thing that was missing from ZTD, glad to see it was a hiccup.

Ah, I wouldn'tve spoilered that if that were the case. Sorry, I just assumed you'd have the common sense to not click on spoilers if you didn't want to get spoiled.

Ota literally unironically absolutely did everything wrong

YOU STOP RIGHT NOW GODDAMMIT

Why is this game so boring?
I played for six hours so far and it's been mind-numbing.

The end of Mizuki's route nearly got me too. Also the reveal where Iris' more autistic tendencies are due to a brain tumor.

But Mayumi just fucking tore through me like tissue paper. Fuck, dude...

What part you in? I've been playing for 3 and I'm hooked

Are Uchikoshi fans autistic? How many times can they purchase the same game for $60?

So is the real Date the killer and the person inside Date's body isn't Date? Who actually is the killer?

K, for those who click on spoilers carelessly, be warned I'm just gonna spoil the whole game now: The killer is indeed the person who originally owned Date's body, the congressman's son. The person currently inside Date's body is actually the real Falco/Prisoner 86. The Prisoner 86 in prison is actually the yakuza boss who committed suicide a year ago. The whole thing is the result of a Face/Off situation that went predictably south.

Oh got to the line. It wasn't that bad. I mean it's kinda true?

So how the fuck does the killer kill and why are they taking eyes out?

Killer kills by luring victims to the chemical factory where the killer has a prototype Psync machine, staying past the 6 minute limit to perform a body swap, and injecting their old body with a fuckton of sedatives so their new body has free reign to kill their victim, now trapped in their previous body, however they want. They remove the eye because the prototype Psync machine removes the eye to get to the brain through the optic nerve. It's supposed to be replaced after the Psync, but the killer just eats it with their new body after each kill.

>How far are you guys with your chart? I've got a couple of spaces filled

I wonder how much will that be filled for this show

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So who is actually in the polar bear suit? Like who's body I guess?

The congressman. He's also in Iris' body for all the endings where Iris is "saved", which is why you never get to talk to her after the polar bear shows up. The real Iris actually died in the manager's body that got strung up. He kills Ota with a knife because Ota caught him driving in Iris' body, who doesn't know how to drive, which nearly got him caught.

Can't wait until the ebin uchikoshi tweest where the dosage and medicine Aiba keeps mentioning are actual foreshadowing

This is probably the best mystery sci fi anime I've ever seen. Feels pretty original too. Can't say it's Saw meets x like Zero escape was.

So what's the spoiler on the front cover this time then?

Nah, now it's The Cell meets Face/Off

What if you fail a qte?

It's too, on the nose this time, she keeps saying it every second sentence, I don't like it.

>taking a child to a fucking gaybar
>acting like homos are the pinnacle of human evolution and can do no wrong
>clearly the writer preaching through the character
Nah, that scene was shit. And I say this as a fag. Game seems good so far overall though.

Not sure, don't think there is one. Not that I noticed, anyway.

But he and Aiba throws jabs at mama every other line. Persona 5's lala was based as well. Dunno why people are going anal about it

Actually a bit of a red herring this time

Oh, and also
>acting like gays are oppressed
>in 2019

Works every time

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>Not posting generic Metal Gear mook
One job, user.

PORNO MAGGGGG

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Dunno about anyone else but yeah, I'm just dodging spoilers until I'm done. Just came here because I wanted to see if people were actually sperging about that Mizuki line.

1010000011110101 is 41205 when converted to decimal
if we break that up 4, 1, 20, 5 and then go 1=a, 2=b, etc. you get D A T E

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cute
She might be the second best girl Uchikoshi has ever written

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Imagine skullfucking your crush all day every day 24/7

Oh, so that's why she used those numbers.

Yep, Iris even calls her out on it in the ending.

>mizuki route spoilers
>the only way to clear is to keep going for date even though he keeps pushing you away

What the fuck uchikoshi? Zero escape never had these emotional moments. Not even ever17 made me feel this way

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So is this game censored? Just say yes so I can avoid it.

>all these people crying at the route of worst fucking girl
shit how the fuck can he even redeem her?
Uchikoshi might have stopped being a hack if he actually pulls it off

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>got Iris end first
All I know is that I'm very confused.

She's honestly that bad. She's a kid. It's excusable she's a bit of a brat. Date and her have some good back and forth too.

About how long did it take people to reach their first ending?
I feel like I'm going to take forever because I have to autisticlly click on everything until all dialogue is exhausted.

For me it was around 8-9 hours I think.

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How far am I in boys? Planning on poopsocking if I'm close to clearing it tonight.

Finished Ota and Kazumi route.

I'm BM and abuse the fuck outta ctrl and log if I miss something and I'm at 5-6 hours?

you aren't alone user
>tfw redoing somniums to read all the possible actions

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How is it? Is it a Remember11 tier kamige or ZTD tier kusoge?

Wait until you finish Ota's route...

Same user as
I'm going through some personal problems close to it so this fucking made me tear up like a bitch.

Personally I think it's kamige but I dunno if that's gonna be true for everyone. There are a few moments of true Unity quality in the action scenes, and the porno mag running gag gets pretty stale, but it goes from humor to soul-shattering feels fast enough to compensate for its weaknesses.

>Date lets her live in his house
>even lets her sleep in his bed while he sleeps on a couch
>she shits on him every chance she gets
she better have the most tragic backstory ever

Mom beats her and blames her for her life falling apart, Dad knows and doesn't care enough to let her interrupt his work. And now she's an orphan.

literally me

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You wish you were as cool as Moma. We're all Ota here and we know it.

DUB OR SUB? let's take a survey ITT

physical is out in leafland

Using Dub. PORNO MAGS?????

A DHUD?!

Using the sub is distracting when they make a pun or some other joke that I know just enough Japanese to be able to tell that's not what they're saying.

Partial bilingualism is the worst kind of bilingualism

dub since Date and Aiba have really solid voices
Also they probably spent way too much money on dubbing and localizing the uchikoshi shitposts and puns that most people won't hear since they aren't autistic enough to examine everything, so I would feel bad not to hear it

>Iris suddenly starts explaining timelines
Uchikoshi please tell me this is all a huge joke about this being your first VN with timelines

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I meant without timelines fuck

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Do you see the flowchart section in the main menu dude?

It's not nearly as relevant to the main plot for once, though. Intel only.

Good job Yea Forums

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having a flowchart doesn't have to mean timeline bullshit is canon to the story itself

I'm not reading that, sorry user
I will keep the thread open though, so eventually I will finish the game and read it

K, but do you want to know if the timeline aspect affects the main plot?

i want to fuck the eyeball

How can you fuck the eyeball when the eyeball is skullfucking you?

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is there a more based character in all of fiction

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Holy shit based! Is this guy literally /our guy/?

is it related to Zero Escape?

Skidrow works fine tho

>Yakuza B is into dominatrices
> Nurse is into candles, ropes, and "rodeos"

>dude LGBT GUD
get woke go broke

>BTFOs Yakuza
>got fucked by a taser
why did I buy this?

tell me about date

why does he jack off to literal cuckold porn and why would this make me want to buy his game?

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user, it literally just fucking came out.

he's based

He self inserts as the bull.