Play Sims

>play Sims
>go to a bar with hopes of getting laid
>meet a milf
>she's a business manager or some shit, rich as fuck
>single
>we hit off
>get her drunk
>we drink like 3 drinks each
>need to pee badly
>go to bathroom
>as I return, she's dancing and flirting with some other dude
>too beta to intervene, decide to continue drinking to cope with feels
>bar closes and the bouncer kicks me out
>go home
>pee myself on the way back
>return home
>go to sleep
>wake up
>I'm late for work
>work a shitty dishwasher job at a local diner
>don't have time to go to shower or eat, go to work hungry and smelly of piss, with a terrible hungover
>do so poorly at my job that the boss threatens to fire me
Art imitates life.

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How do people fail to romance people in the Sims?
It's so fucking piss easy, you just spam friendly, funny, flirty interactions until the relationship is high enough to put a baby in them without ever getting married

>reinstall the sims 3 after not playing it for like six years
>get a normal job
>there's literally no time to do anything because as soon as you arrive at a lot or begin something interesting your sims needs are plummeting

that's what people keep saying about real life

in 2 it was a little more nuanced with turn ons/offs and chemistry, I really liked the idea of just being plainly incompatible with someone while in 3 and 4 it's exactly as you describe

it’s easy irl as well tb h

I just build sim concentration camps

I just cheat and make needs static to be honest
I was really sick of my Sim getting tired or hungry after having two interactions with anything

Life doesn't let you design yourself
Go start Sims right now and randomize your Sim

Enjoy Sims IRL edition

God pre-2012 era Yea Forums was so fun.

Unless you're a straight white man. The real victim of discrimination

I built a townhouse for college girls but little did they know I was living inside the walls with One-way mirrors

How do I get laid as a manlet irln the sims

>not being Giga Chad and romancing all the females in town, even the married ones
>not sending them back home with twins in their bellies and never call them again
>tfw the town died out after 2-3 generations after the Sims couldn't reproduce with each other thanks to all of them being related to each other

Best part is checking up on the married women you knocked up and finding them all divorced suddenly

stop making shit up

Hopeless Romantic
Flirty
Schmoozer
Great Kisser
Family Orientated

Literally pick 2 of those 5 and you will have pixels all over your manlet dick
When will you learn?

I'd go take a screencap of my semi related current playthrough if it didnt take 30 minutes for my computer to load up Sims 3

There is literally no one on Yea Forums who'll play sims games for anything besides porn mods. And that includes the women.

>install Sims
>romance, fuck, marry my sister
>play the sims

My 11 year old laptop barely runs Sims 3 as it is, I'm definitely not using porn mods when I play it

w-what

>not using sims to vicariously live out the happy life you'll never have

>chinman was 9 years ago
Hold
The fuck
Up

Cute boys

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do it i'm intrigue

Are you sure you played the sims and didn't just confuse game and reality?

>design a girl
>call it a boy

It's the best kind of character

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I once saw one of those famous androgynous people, it was a boy but he had a very very feminine face, even if I knew it was a male I found him very attractive

She has tits, that is a girl.

Just like real life

>make a male
>call it a female

Just like real life amiright?

say something nice about morgyn

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fat potato faced loser with two bruised eyes.

oh...

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has TS4 fixed random townies wearing every single piece of clothing and accessory in existence at once yet

post the rest of that story

haven't seen that in ages and need a good laugh

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eh, don't forget he got a vag

>going to the bathroom to piss instead of giving her a golden shower at the bar

THE MAN WITH TWO HEADS
OHO

It's weird how most of the PC gamers on here always brag about how superior it is to console and brag about their newest and best graphics cards and customer built computers. However as soon as proof of any BS claim is asked for suddenly everyone is using a toaster that will make it too inconvenient and time consuming to get the proof.

>with a chin like that
I missed when everyone didn't pretend to be chads here

Whoa. It's like there is more than 1 person on Yea Forums or something.

I've never once bragged about being a PC gamer
I'm this anoni genuinely tried to boot up the Sims 3 but got some error message
I havent played in a while

Yea Forums died a little over a decade ago. People just didn't notice it until much later. And that was first after the normalfags flooded the place.

how 2 lewd mod sims 3?

Sims 2 or 3?

Well... No.

In the sims she doesn't take half your shit and alimony. Or regret the sex and cry rape.

god fucking damn it i want a gf/bf so fucking bad

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>regret the sex
I may be a loser, but no women I've ever had sex with has ever regretted it
lmao at your life

Not everyone here pretends to be a chat 10/10.

I know I am below average at best and I have to rely on being funny or having cash.

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cut your hair faggot

You aren't bad looking

I'll be your bf

It was a different time.

You've gotten lucky,so have I. Some thots will use a rape allegation to duck responsibility (If it's rape I'm not a whore!) others for attention (Read:Zoe Quinn)

I'd suck your dick desu

you remind me of oney

Not exactly a compliment but i'll take it.

why did you make this post, this is a stupid post

so how hard is it to install and play sims 4 with porn? Ill just torrent the actual game and dlcs, but how hard is it to get abunch of porn mods? and do they have a bunch of fetish stuff available? and is there a "card" system like some of illusions games have?

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It's drag and drop dude. Gotta watch out for duplicates if you're grabbing premade sims but it's piss easy.

>Evidently design a tomboyish girl but with evident tits.
>Call it a boy
I hate you faggots so much.

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What's wrong with long hair?

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go play sims 3 on your console then lmao

Looks just like a real tranny. Congrats!

I don't even care about the tranny meme and I agree, can't tell if the sim is supposed to be male or female.

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What mods?

Hey roommate, go and touch that bug zapper for 5 hours you'll get your energy back pal!
Fick this asshole

This. What mods?

This guy stood outside of my sluts house for two days, then when I went to blow him he took off. Kinda spooky if you ask me.

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based

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