What do we want out of the

Purge all normalfags from the franchise somehow. I'm fed up of seeing shit fan art. Maybe explicit child porn or something.

Whatever I could be asking for would ruin the game, so I won't.
I hope it won't turn into Nintendo's >HL3.

In game voice chat.
Custom games.

More customization for shit like weapons and hairstyles. Maybe a personal room we can decorate with crap from beating challenges. Co-op would be cool, too.

big fat inkers

>Maybe a personal room we can decorate
Love it

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>the usual "more hairstyles" stuff
>stage rotations changed from 2 stages to 3
>Splatfest exclusive stages are currently only available in private matches. A special "Turf War (Splatfest) mode would be nice.
>easier way to get clothes with different abilities
>single player on the level of Octo Expansion
>return of minigames while waiting for matches
>tapping idol amiibo letting you view concerts like they did in 1
>ability to hug Callie

And since Octolings are part of Inkling society, I kinda want to see these guys wander the plaza and stage backgrounds like the Jellies do.

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Butt slider for both genders

Make splatlings op

Better wall interactions, current ones are so awkward.
Bare minimum, remove the camera automatically turning perpendicular to the wall you cling to, or at least make it do it slower to still discourage wallcamping but not screw you over if you accidentally graze it.
Ideally, do a universal increase swimming speed on walls, maybe just the top speed so you can carry over momentum from swimming on the ground but can't use walls for primary transport. Also remove the jump mash to climb walls and let you kick off the wall horizontally instead.

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adult woomys

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Unironically a splatoon RPG. If splatoon doesn't diversify early, it'll always be pigeonholed into being just a shooter. We need different kinds of splatoon games if we want this IP to last as long as Mario, Zelda, metroid, etc have

breast slider

>desperately want Octolings to be playable since the first game
>regularly talk about and campaign for octos in 2
>2 comes out, no octos, sad but there's always DLC, try to get people to rally for that
>DLC comes out
>octos are now equal in squid society
I don't actually know what to do with myself now

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Splat1 on WiiU had splitscreen multiplayer at 30 fps.
Switch can't really do fair multiplayer because it can't separate the image between players though, stealth is an integral part of the game so peeking over will give you a big advantage.

permanently locked to full flat

Especially the last point is of very high importance

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I want the developers to take their time and play Star Wars Jedi Outcast, so they can learn a thing or two, on how to make a decent campaign.

>Still no Splatoon spinoff
Huh?

Customizable apartments rooms and more hair and pants options.

very based user

this world has no shortage of faggots with absolutely no taste, you needn't take every opportunity to chime in with more of the same

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A customizable apartment for the player character.

gib inkies

New weapon types

Spray can weapon that spreads a mist of paint in an area to do DoT (haven’t played it but someone told me the idea is similar to TF2 Pyro)

Ability for brellas to avoid inkstorm damage by holding upward

Heavy brush type that’s a big mop with a massive arc swing

Teabag Lasso Bomb - While holding the sub button you’ll swing a teabag bomb around you in a circle that will deal great damage if it connects, you can also throw it further the longer you spin it

a complete description about the taste and texture of squid cunny

normalfags are literally the cancer that invaded and ruined splatoon though
you are your "le thicc XD" "CHOCTOPUSS!!!" "I love my wife Marie!" "I want an octo daughter" "Octos > Squids" *posts off model Marina shaped like a giant thot* are the cancer that has infested even our threads here on Yea Forums. Splatoon is a game for pedos, and you should stop thinking you fit in here just because you want to be on the squid faptrain bandwagon. I mean look at this trash you have posted. This couldn't be further from what the Splatoon audience want.

this

Marie dating sim.

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A better game.

Then explain why they added Marina

You know, you can want to fuck both the Octos and the Squids

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Male idols.

Y'all boys need Jesus in your life

>oppai loli is considered normalfag now
i strongly urge you to commit suicide at your earliest convenience

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I loved and played the shit out of 1. 2 was meh. I don't know why.

nah

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Some kind of 1v4 game mode would be fun

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post more pearl

I want them to keep going until they can't even move anymore
and then I want to use my hands to help them regain their mobility

1 was the better game.
Shame it had to be on the fucking Wii U.

a longer campaign on the same tier as octo expansion in terms of challenge and quality

Why the fuck are you already talking about a game that won't happen in 5+ years?

Equippable micro bikini outfits ingame

No private lobbies

>want to be part of a niche group
>don't actually like loli
>just call regular anime girls "oppai loli" and pretend you're a lolifag
there is no lower existance than this

futa sex

I can understand if you are a flatfag but if you try to say you’re a lolifag and don’t appreciate oppai loli you’re no son of mine

You have no idea what you are talking about because you are a retarded normalfag who probably couldn't even get past the panda. How can you not know what oppai loli is? By being a putrid normalfag

Every single female is a fucking whore.

Every last one.

They fuck other guys so males like you can pick up the scraps at the end of her life.

Females are mindless creatures. They don't think. They don't have feelings. They're objects.

All
Women
Are
Whores

Every single last one, every single girl you've ever met is a whore. And you're going to settle for those used goods.

How does it feel to know that your girlfriend has fucked other guys? Enjoy dating another man's discarded cumhole.

Ok

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lolis don't have tits
an oppai loli is just an anime girl LOL kys

>Calling it "The Panda" instead of "The Byoris"

So much this.
Even the most kind and good girl was, is, or will be a whore. NO EXCEPTIONS.

You wouldn't type that if you had actually seen any relevant doujins. You can't fool someone who knows what's out there, faggot.

A "loli" with basketballs grafted to her chest isn't a loli
You're worse than the fags who call trannies and futas "traps"

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Callie Dating Sim

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cringe but VERY redpilled

Absolute plebeian

Yeah yeah, I get it. Yea Forums normalfags think sadpanda is the elite secret club. You're really special for masturbating to the novelty that is females with the added twist of them having tits.

True. Also if any of you guys eat pussy of a non-virgin you basically eat dicks of all the other guys that came in her used cunt before you.

Inkling/octoling bomb attack - special kamikaze move to splatter a wide area with ink.

this is like watching a group of virgins swapping incel myths on the alt retard playground at recess

have sex

t. mad roastie

You don't hate her, do you Yea Forums?

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>hating best squid

I can't even imagine being that much of a pleb

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How could anyone?

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m/kb support

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more of the city

reminder that gyro is the best aiming on consoles by a long shot

of course not, the only way I could possibly like her more would be if she was an octoling

Nigger

110% pure faget

She grew on me, like a persistent tumor

I seriously hated her when she was first announced, but she grew on me so fast it's ridiculous

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She was the better Off the Hook girl, so no

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I am curious to see how they reconcile the influx of Octolings with the limited land that's presumably available on the surface.
Harder default difficulty for single player. Octo Expansion was a welcome challenge.
Not entirely sure how they plan on adding to the multiplayer. I would like to see more modes added.
More atmosphere in the plaza. Stuff like an apartment you could customize would be a nice aesthetic thing.
More hairstyles, more legwear options, etc.
Honestly I really just want to be able to play splatfests again. I'm bummed that I missed pretty much all of the Splatfests from 2.
QoL things, like online custom splatfests, sort of how online tourneys worked.
Agent 8 as the weapon store shopkeeper.

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Git gud with gyro already user.

So basically, squid-child pornography. Just to be clear on that.

Basically 3 needs to be a complete reboot of the series with significant cuts to the roster.

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I feel like there's a bias here. Probably just me.

dilate tranny

>roller faggots

If the Octarians share the domes and Inklings share the zapfish, they could very much live in harmony. And then there's the remains of whatever the fuck the Deepsea Metro is.

This is the single happiest looking picture of squids I've ever seen and its from them bloating up their titties. What a world.

Well I mean I know it would make me happy.

Servers
A matchmaking system that works
Local multiplayer
An acceptable tickrate for the current year
Not needing to unlock the privilege of playing with friends.

CUNNY

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In all seriousness, I want some small, minor social/character features to make the Inklings feel more personal. The game is pure gameplay and that's GREAT, but with all the fashion shit, it's surprising how there's basically no little side things like an internal screenshot bulletin board for people to post to like the Smash shared content.

I dunno, it's hard to describe. I honestly think they've nailed the core gameplay and provided enough secondary modes that that's already good now, so I'd like just one superfluous element to make it a bit more personal and maybe make the game have one little layer extra to it. Just me?

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An intimacy mode

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this, also, kill trannies

Where do y'all get your Splatoon porn, paheal?

So is Splat 3 going to have more of a grunge, Mad Max, punk rock vibe or more of a techno, cyberpunk, dystopian vibe? I didn't participate in the Splatfest because I came down a huge depressive episode and I also couldn't choose.

Actual Goddamn Servers

I honestly don't see how you could feel that way when 2 was almost the same game but with different specials and maps, as well as some QoL changes.

Now I'll admit, it took me awhile to get used to the new maps and specials myself but after I did, especially when I learned the map layouts, I had a fucking blast.

I know what you mean, and your desires are the product of the great world building Splatoon has and the detail that went into making the Inklings believable. Little features, like apartments, plaza games, and your picture idea would help to immerse players into the world of Splatoon even more.
Or something flowery like that.
I always thought it would be a great idea to have the various bands play their music in-game.

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Bishi idols

Keep competitive 4 on 4 ink battles at the center of the games focus.

Add more non-competitive side modes akin to Salmon run. Maybe a platformer battle royale mode (yeah i know) or something.

I'd love for there to be social side stuff that focus on your squid/octo interacting with other players non competitively.

I want Killer Wail back. Sting Ray does not fill that void in my heart.

Chaos.

Kind of this.

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That's just Splashdown.

Online that doesn't suck.

SPLIT
SCREEN
SALMON
RUN
and also more squidcunny

You all need to fucking leave and never step into a Splatoon thread again, thanks.

cunny

no

They just needed to get it off the Wii U.

I just think they should ditch the rotation system entirely, get dedicated servers and include a browser. Let me play m favorite maps, nigga
>ability to hug Callie
brother

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She's great
Only secondaries and other such faggots hate her.

>muh competitive
Dangerous levels of faggotry

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>preferring used pussy over mint condition cunny

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Yes, that would be great. squiddie porn.

More melee weapons because I can’t aim for shit.

CUSTOMIZABLE

ROOMS

Err where’s her other leg?

Damn this whole topic is cringe. You zoofilic peadofiles need to get laid badly lmao

I don't but more melee options would be nice

co-op
overall better online features
a more interesting hub. need to see a bit more of the squid world

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She's the cutest but is she the funniest?

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But why
Why in the fuck

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Just needed something to bump the thread and I had this on my computer for a reason I have long since forgot

she's great but I still think her model sucks, she looks way better in official art

S-Platoon

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Let me headpat her, damn it. Octo daughter best daughter.

Shit, is this new? Either way it's mine now.

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Hey dude. Californian heat is fucking killing me here.

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Isn't it around 80 or something nowadays? Doesn't seem like much.

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Finding out my Splatoon 2 progress was locked onto my friend/roomie's Switch was a bummer. I understood why but it bummed me out.

air condition broke which makes it worse. some days it reaches around the 90 degrees

Just transfer your profile, dude.

I'll admit not having AC sucks, but that's still small cookies compared to temperatures I've seen.

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I'm not saying it's torture. I have seen worse as well. Las Vegas for example. It's just uncomfortable

fucking Splatoon 1 is still 80$

Fair enough.

What are you, australian or something?

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Lobby needs to be all online up to at least 64 people and be PSN Home tier.
>Have your own space
>Multiple themed lobbies
>Meet up with friends and play some other mini games or jump to ranked/normal matches.

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more porn
splatoon is nintendo’s overwatch

Anyway, waiting for Octo-ber for some comfy Halloween threads

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The drawing? I posted a very early version in a thread last week, spent this week refining it and adding small details. I really like how it turned out!

>splatoon is nintendo’s overwatch
How dare you

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The difference is one of them is a success

2 (technically 3) things for now:
>make splat rollers faster in general and add a horizontal swing that sends ink all around and would act as a better melee option.
>Make it so it can just transfer main abilities between clothes so you can look fresh while also helping your play style more easily while also cutting down on the overall grind.

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>no spookyfest this year
Are we here just to suffer?

I love the end result. Keep up the good work, user.

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Bare squid feet

>The one with cute and funny is superior
How charged are your almonds?

That's already in the game user. The friendship bracelet

'preciate it, user. I hope to have smooth, not-pitch-black linework nailed down by the time 3 rolls around.

bear-squid feet

Canadianese

I want to tickle woomies

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Is Ms Yea Forums 2019 that awful? I was there last year for Jenny's win, but I haven't touched this one.

I miss splatfests. I need something to remedy that awful Yea Forums waifu tournament experience
Steven Universe's new villain is causing fucking havoc

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GIANT AND COLLOSAL SQUIDS... MARIE ON TEAM COLLOSAL, CALLIE ON TEAM GIANT.

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moar woomy

Oh, Spinel? Yeah, that's no surprise. She has just enough of the average user's insecurity and borderline personality disorder to relate to far too many. Not pleased, but not surprised, honestly.

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I believe in you, man. Your stuff's already pretty nice, nowhere to go but up.

Another reason to be glad I don't frequent Yea Forums or watch that show.

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The problem with Spinel is she is basically the FOTM and this has turned the tournament into Yea Forums lite. Accusations of people rigging the tournament against certain waifus, falseflagging, porn posting, insulting the OP, BBC posting, OP becoming miserable due to the state of the threads. The list goes on. My waifu lost in the first round, which sucks but in hindsight, it's a good thing.
It's just that tournament, most of Yea Forums is chill

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Sounds like it was just bad timing then. Two or three months and I don't think her presence would be as destructive.
Wait wait wait, daughterposter, you actually drew this?

Fortunately OP is considering that after dealing with the shit.

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You poor bastard.

That sounds like a complete shitshow. I don't even remember the last time a waifu tore this place apart. Last I remember most people were in great approval of Splash Woman.

I fucking wish.

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Let me play the modes I want, when I want. The justification they gave for this was complete horse shit, and the forum crowd didn't even care.

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I'm not the guy who speaketh the Truth every thread, just the guy who conceptualized it in image form.

Reparations for inkling war crimes.

Like what, literally sleeping through it until the last day?

>Every single time I start up the game Clam Blitz is up
Great game.

That's even more inevitable tho. Waste of time saying it.

I don't think a lot of Yea Forums is that attached to waifus. The most recent times Yea Forums has gone apeshit to some degree iirc were with Smash roster announcements and Tifa's breast size in the remake

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>I don't think a lot of Yea Forums is that attached to waifus
Something tells me that statement is incredibly false, but I don't have much proof personally to back it up. All I can say is that roster threads are the worst things on Yea Forums that aren't wojaks and pepes, and are the only downside to even more Smash fighters.

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Bitch

iunno.
I'm just gonna enjoy splatoon 2 while I can

Were you here for the merula threads? The countless merula threads?

I think it's just the amorphous and transient nature of Yea Forums's userbase. Most who post here are post-2014/2016 election tourists. Virtually none of them have no investment in any unified "board culture" save for the bare minimum, which consist of wojacks an pepes they saved from their favorite facebook pages. Yea Forums's days of being a consolidated entity are long, long gone.

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Fuck me, that's the recent example I was trying to think of in my head. I never went into those threads, but a quick search showed me that familiar face.

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exterminating chaosfags

Recent? Wasn't it like 2 years ago?

I've seen her face before but I have never went into those threads

Those are some really fucking sobering facts. I know a lot of Yea Forums has come and gone but it's really hard and painful to imagine that just the regular fuckers who love video games without caring about other dumb shit are undoubtedly in the minority now.

Recent enough for me. Those threads were all over the fucking place, and I've seen them as recently as a few weeks ago. I think the game got an update where you could actually date her.

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More good singleplayer content like OE

No shit? Guess I'm redownloading it.

That's the way it's been since 2011, sadly. we all thought 2008 was the worst when chanology got us all that attention, but it was nothing compared to what happened three years later. We all look back at the elections with woe, and rightfully so, but that was merely stage 4 of the cancer. Stage 1 was recognizable as soon as anons starting craving attention and validation more than discussion. The rat race of attention-whoring shitposting begun when everyone started being a fagot for being a fagot's sake. No, it was never all sunshine and rainbows, but at least when people threw shit back then, it was in the process of actually discussing something - now it's all copy pasted blurbs vomited out on an never-ending auto-pilot.

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I think, user. I'm no expert, it could be almost nothing.

That fucking hurt me, man. It hurt me right in the palpitator.

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I mean even up to a few years ago it was alright, shit was still hanging on. Not as well as it once was, but still

And you know what hurts even more?
Looking back you realize there was no way to save it. I wanted to deny the downward spiral and hold on to hope that maybe things will ge better someday.
But then the fappening happened
Then Gamergate
Then Moot leaves
Then Hiro comes in
Then the elections

These threads and a scant handful of others that talk about specific games are the last tiny sliver of community left in this shithole.

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Smash 4 fits in there somewhere as well. DLC meant we were doomed to eternal rosterfagging.

I want to be able to visit my squid/octo's home and customize it with posters and figurines and little knick knacks I collect

What really hurts is how much this embitters my memories of the first Japan Time. Such a great part of Yea Forums's history now buried by tourists who don;t actually care about the game and just want yet another excuse to vomit their non-thoughts all over a keyboard and get that single molecule of dopamine from the little red exclamation mark on their 11 different tabs

but I digress, let's get back to squids and octos

I'm down for that.

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I was tolerating all the crap up until those 2 horrid faces that have destroyed almost any hope of decent Yea Forums OC. I still remember when I was having fun in the MK8 threads before they imploded. Some people were objecting to Yea Forums-tan or whatever his name is being in the OP image because he is, and I quote, cringe. The motherfucker he's BEEN Yea Forums for almost a decade is considered cringe. This isn't like fucking rage comics or impact font that got destroyed by normalfags, it's just fucking Yea Forums. Us!

God damn it, I didn't come into this thread tonight to be mad and sad.

What about tchotchkes?

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Hey now our squid threads maintain some of that atmosphere

shota idols

Indeed they do, hence why I treasure them so.

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They're definitely something I cherish.

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The last sea ink creature, the Sea Hare. We got cuttlefish, squid and octopus and Harelings are the last one. Think about it, this game almost started as a game with rabbits, Japan lore about the moon usually involves rabbits can bring in a moon invasion, last sea creature that makes ink, it's all there to use in 3.

I miss my Tim.

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Eh. I don't think we need more playable races. That will just create some sort of artificial demand for more.

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There's a lot of things I want them to fix but I won't list them all. For one, I want that faggot at Nintendo to never say "we want you to play what's on now and play the other modes" again as an excuse to validate rotations. Second, remove Clam Blitz as it is a shitty mode with no coordination in Ranked. Third, increase the fucking tick rate. Fourth, add a skip button for the intro I don't care about the shitty idols.

Above all else, what 3 is going to need is a way to shake up how the game is played. Not anything too drastic, it's been proven a winning formula and I don't want it to changed just yet. But something so that it can't just be a reskin of 2, and to a lesser extent 3. Also give us good single player right out of the box instead of waiting a year for god-tier DLC. I know why they had to do it, but they've got no excuses for next time.

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How can they shake it up though? Yeah, we don;t want a rehash, but I'm not sure what you can add tot eh inking mechanic that isn't superfluous.

>and to a lesser extent 3
Shit, I meant 1.

That's the million dollar question, isn't it? I sure as hell can't think of anything right now, which I guess is why I'm not a game developer.

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If you wouldn’t a squid loli you don’t belong in Yea Forums

Welp, bye everyone. I have to take my actual standards with me.

>If you wouldn’t a squid
Wouldn't what?
Raise her?
Cherish her?
Love her?
Because I'd do all three.

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Yeah i don't know either. Adding something like vehicles such as tanks would be too much probably.

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youtube.com/watch?v=4RBG4KLnGjY

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Much as i love pre-1 Battlefield, combined arms doesn't sound like a good idea with splatoon's emphasis on close quarter combat. BF maps have room to drive and fly around, but splatoon is just roided up paintball. Besides, you would have to find some way for the vehicles to be tied to the inking mechanic, otherwise it'll stick out like a sore thumb.

Normalfaggotry should be bannable, shitters like you ruin an otherwise good game

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That sounds a bit too much for a game like Splatoon. Maybe smaller things like bikes or roller blades? They could be a faster way to move around the map, but since you're not in ink you can't hide and would stick out like a sore thumb.

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How would Inklings and Octolings/Octarians react to meeting a live human? Just a random thought. It doesn’t seem like it’d be much more than a curiosity with maybe a minor amount of celebrity and the obligatory fight over who recruits the human for their side, I don’t get the feeling that humans are mysterious enough or mythological enough to warrant an awed worship upon discovery.

A daughterwife is fine too

>people who aren't pedos
>ruining anything

>we both used the sore thumb phrase
I don't even

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Unless that Human is like Tony Stark, then I agree with what you said.

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We're an oddity to them. They know little about us, our capabilities, or our intelligence (or collective lack thereof). The inklings are far too carefree to take any scientific approach, but they may have questions about our favorite music or forms of entertainment (the one human fossil with the Wii U may make them wonder if we played and enjoyed vidya). Octolings would be far more inclined to a more studious form of inquisition: they would study our biometrics, our problem solving abilities, our affinity for technological improvement, etc and by "they" I mean Marina.

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Marina's canon thirst for humans is incredibly amusing, even if it is just a Treehouse meme.

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More Octoling hairstyles. I mean I'm fine with my little schoolgirl veemo but it would be fun to experiment.

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It occasionally gets brought up, but I don't I ever seen at least one fanart of it which I think is a little odd.

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I'm slightly baffled they left the game with only 2 options per gender. I figured they would at least get one more each before updates stopped.

Most fanart is from japs, who would have no reason to know about our gaijin memes.

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It is true I get most of the fanart from Japs, you'd think someone would have requested it in the drawthread at some point.

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fucking one person said they will cut their finger off if Spinel wins and then another person said they will kill themselves if Spinel loses. They likely won't do it but it's crazy

>Octolings still playable with as many hairstyles as inkling now
>Idols to be both octolings
>new baddie other than Octavio (but he still makes an appearance)
>Emotes (not lootbox shit, just basic unlockable gestures and whatnot)
>Salmon run again but they actually add more content to it
>ACTUAL VOICE CHAT ATLEAST FOR THE MORE COMPETITIVE MODES GOD USING AN APP IS SO STUPID

I still need to go in there and request some headpats.

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I have a feeling someone will twist your request into something uhh..inappropriate

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Part deux!

I'd say it's still worth a shot. Worst comes to worst, I can try again.

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Marina studying human biology has enormous capacity for lewdness, enough to make a man sweat… what if she wants to feel how humans hug?

Would someone turn down the thermostat? Getting a bit warm in here, phew.

>co-op
>story

How would that work without making both protagonists the same protagonist?

Drawthread etiquette is that you may only request a different request after you get a delivery, otherwise you'd be seen as ungrateful

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More than two fucking useless voice commands would be a start.

Separate species.

Octolings being playable in the base game
Expanding on lore
Larger amount of single player content
More Marina porn and octoling porn in general

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Marina and Pearl to not get cucked and prove that they are even better partners and friends than Squid Shits

A headpat using a dick is just as good as the hand.

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PC release.

Give me Bowl Hair Octos already

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Free online or no buy.

The splatoon community has had a really cancerous side from the start. For some reason furries and trannies latched onto the game. Can't fathom why.

Slugs only have one leg

Do you want microtransactions instead?

No? You think they can't do free online for a $60 game that uses p2p, which costs them nothing, and has next to no content outside of playing online?
Nintendo's online service is nothing but a blatant cash grab they know they can get away with.

Mouse and keyboard support
If cod can do it I see no reason splatoon can't

Are you doing a bait?

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Oh my god, this shift is torture. None of these assholes can use these weapons right.

Depends on how much they fuck it up. If I get something not even close to what was intended or in good humor, I'm well within my right to ask.

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Splatoon has a unique place in Nintendo's lineup. Majority of people who play Splatoon ONLY play Splatoon and don't buy other Switch games. Which is great from customer loyalty standpoint, they will be back for Splat3 too, but doesn't make much money since even with Switch not being sold at a loss cash still comes primarily from software sales. Back in the day Iwata gave investors a middle finger and did what he thought was consumer-friendly, the new guys seem to be more influenced by them but still not enough to give in to trends, instead opting for de-fcto Splatoon subscription disguised as general Nintendo Online.

I thought you feel asleep

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More guns more maps more playable cute races. I guess that's it.

fell*

>Majority of people who play Splatoon ONLY play Splatoon
Source?
Even assuming there are boatloads of people who only buy splatoon and paid online is purely for splatoon (which it absolutely isn't as smash exists), there is still a significant profit for Nintendo coming from the sale of the switch and game.

Not yet, I haven't. I should soon, though, I've been feeling a bit under the waether.

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Nintendo can run a deficit for a few decades if I recall.

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When you do, I hope you can dream about octos

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Smash kinda does the same thing, though it appeals to more normal people too so percentage of Smash-only players is smaller.

That's not how buisness works.

I know? I'm saying they have enough money to do that if they get a lack of estimated profits but since it's Nintendo they're a hulking behemoth that continually grows.

They're sitting on a mountain of cash, but that doesn't mean they would want to lose it.
That doesn't mean they should be shafting their consumers though either.

Bean counters demand more beans to count, and Nintendo is more honest about acquiring those than most of the rest.
Also a price tag on online deters cheaters.

Finally, some wins. I can't blame my team for my last loss, though. We got screwed by a million smallfry and all the flyfish.

Maybe one day, user.

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>Also a price tag on online deters cheaters.
Do you have a single fact to back that up

Or people who want to play the game.

Providing free online services for a consumer is hardly a stretch of resources.

That's what I meant by shafting consumers. Hell, Nintendo provided a hell of a lot more than just free online with the Wii and Wii U as well. The Switch is pretty blatantly anti-consumer compared to those two service wise.

>not liking the "cute anime girls in war aesthetic"
shit taste desu senpai

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Let me be on the same team as my friends in turf war. Let me pick what maps or modes to play instead of choosing for me every two hours. Let me say more to my teammates like "back off" or "regroup" instead of just "this way"and "booyah". Stop mixing our regions, keep the Japs and their lag away from me

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You already paid $360, what is a 20 per year?
Even if you hack the game, get banned and somehow unban the console by generating a new ID like in WiiU days, you'll still have to buy another round of online to resume cheating.

>what is a 20 per year?
A middle finger to any consumer that isn't braindead or a fanboy.

>Let me be on the same team as my friends in turf war.
That will encourage pubstomping. Also beating up your homie is just as fun as playing together with them.
>Let me pick what maps or modes to play instead of choosing for me every two hours.
You want Walleye Zones all the time?
>Let me say more to my teammates like "back off" or "regroup" instead of just "this way"and "booyah".
A good player should know what he has to do without your input. A bad player should stay in C- until he learns to.
>Stop mixing our regions, keep the Japs and their lag away from me
Fuck no, west has no talent, I specifically play at night in off-hours to get to play with them.

Yeah, going by that logic, it deters people from playing in general.

That was hands down the best loss I've ever had. We were worked like a well-oiled machine. Distracting scrappers, inking pathways, destroying flyfish, you name it. We only got screwed in wave 3 because of this weapon composition. 1 splatling and 1 hydra is harsh.

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As opposed to locking content away behind literal legalised gambling and sucking whales dry while giving the middle finger to everyone who can't dump hundreds of bucks on virtual hats. I'd rather have a flat fee.

are those all hers?

>Also beating up your homie is just as fun as playing together with them.
It can be, but team based multiplayer shooters are obviously designed to be more fun with friends if you're working together.

I want to date squids

Nobody is saying Nintendo should do that either and what's more they don't have to. Just because Nintendo isn't the worst of the worst doesn't mean they get a pass.

A game that isn't catering to mongoloid and children? If I'm treated again like a complete moron by a game that won't allow me to have real servers/decent tickrate/voice chat/message system/and the ability to pick whatever game mode I want I won't buy it.

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All her buddies, yes. Lazy bastards should get off their cabooses and help.

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Not sure what your point here is or how that relates to online, especially when nintendo has gacha cancer mobile games.

but they are clearly newborns

>"No can do, we like being retarded."

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To carry over a save so i don't have to recollect my wardrobe.

League

Are they? Fan art takes liberties with how big or small their swim modes are so it's not entirely clear. Pic related.

Shut up and get those fucking eggs.

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>Nobody is saying Nintendo should do that either
Investors do

>Turf war

Swimsuits

Ranked Turf War

Are you seriously saying you'd rather Nintendo bend over for investors than provide good customer service? I hope this is bait. Investors would love it if Nintendo fleeced their consumers of every cent they owned. That doesn't mean they should.

Splatfests. They fucking sucked.

Male idols following Nintendo's rise in pandering to the otome market.

That's not how yakuza works.

sauce?

Big Booty Squid Boys

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twitter.com/DumbBabyJail
Google gave me this guy, who I like now that I see how cute they draw veemo and their icon.

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In the original pic

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D'aww their eyes are so delightfully huge

I always think this is the Animal Crossing villager Goldie but pale and without a face.

me in the middle

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I expected a one-liner. Now I'm bummed out.

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Why are you doing this to me?

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Oppai squids, preferably topless but I'm not picky

I just wanted to post a comic.

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- Few more collectibles in Story Mode, wouldn't mind if they're purely aesthetic stuff but just having some more tangible stuff would be nice
- Co-op Story Mode, preferably with up to 4 people to match the team size of online, it'd be cool if the game altered the intelligence and/or number of enemies to compensate although I'd also be fine if they just had it be under the assumption of 2-3 players were gonna play
- Some manner of new physical customization, could have tattoos that are hand-waved as being species markings or some shit like that
- Have the main plot of story mode not involve Callie, Marie and DJ Octavio again, I would honestly like it if the next plot just focused on the new group that replaces Pearl & Marina and has an entirely new villain, maybe the Salmonids or some sort of deep sea monstrosity/result of human machines going berserk
- A trio instead of a duo for the announcers, I think it'd make the Splatfests more interesting

Not the first time I've heard thatt.

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It's the lack of the gamepad. It was a far superior controller than the shit the switch is stuck with and thats just going with from an ergonomic and functionality viewpoint. In addition the loss of the persistent realtime map was the biggest hit to 2, but 2 is still the better game because of the sheer amount of extra content

squid kids getting violated

Instaban for faggots spamming their lgbt shit

I mean that is my reason.

Capture the Zapfish mode, I guess.

Last time I heard that, I was posted a rape comic with a harrowingly realistic ending

I'm just posting stuff I find.

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The nose on this one is a bit off-putting compared to the rest of her. Well drawn but it throws me off.

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Geez don’t remind me that Agent is a child soldier

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That's why she needs extra hugs. All day, every day.

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I'll throw you for a spin here
Turf wars are thinly veiled military drills, and all the inklings around you are enrolled
And Grizzco illegally hires you as mercenaries

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ei2T9UFpw6Y

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Is there a reason salmon run doesn’t run continuously? ive always wondered why but i see that a lot of people on youtube make wishlist that consist of salmon run having 24hr shifts

To fit in with the "Chaos" win of FS2, we need an invasion of Rock-themed aussie-influenced Manta Ray-lings

So that people don't burn out, same as ranked mode rotations

A ranking system that isn't complete ass

Here, will this satisfy you?

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>Manta Ray-lings
Why not have a third faction that are actual cephalopods like cuttlefish? Cuttlers?

It wasn't really necessary, but more Iso Papa is always great. Your efforts are appreciated.

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1) Split screen offline multiplayer mode
2) Split screen offline multiplayer mode
3) Split screen offling multiplayer mode

based

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Captain Cuttlefish inherently implies that species is lumped in with Inklings given he was one of the largest generals for The Great Turf War?
I just think Raylings would look cool?
Australia was evocative of the mad max-style shit from Chaos and Manta/Sting Rays obviously came to mind for it?
The hard Mario Sunshine vibes the series evoked originally made me think of that one mission at the Hotel?
The fact that humanoids exist outside of cephalopods already, we just haven't seen anything "formshift"?

The only humanoids aside from cephalopods we see in the game are Annie, Flow and Sheldon. Flow is a mollusk, and Sheldon, for all we know, might also be an inkling behind that helmet and goggles, considering his grandpa somehow used ink weapons in the great turf war.

>Who are Spike and Murch
>Forgetting ABXY

Such a shame she's so unpopular

I want to rescue Iso Padre from the Deep Sea Metro, lads. I want to bring him to Inkopolis and be the Iso Father to the Octo Daughter.

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>You already paid $360, what is a 20 per year?
I didn't do anything of the sort, conzoomer.

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Not being able to take him with you was the biggest injustice in OE.

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I love my wife Marie

Official porn
Dating sim
Lewd outfits

What the fuck, I didn't know super tiny squid plushies were a thing. I want one.

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There is a criminal lack of 8 and Iso art.
I should rectify that posthaste.

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Would be fun, but would probably tank the framerate

her crown is fucking stupid, other than that she's fine

guys I got a switch a month ago and Splatoon 2 for cheap. why is it only trannies, children, and child trannies, and nip children, who still play? (don't get me wrong I love dabbing on children and trannies, quality experience)

Because only those still play turf war or float in the lower ranks.

how is callie so fucking cute

Then how do you play Spla2n then?

What are some new weapon types y'all'd like to see?

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I hope there's at least some metalhead gear

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Climb the ranks and it won't happen

based retard

Specifically spats porn

Octo husbands

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Fuck off coom brain tranie

God I wish I was an octo husband

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A blaster-charger that doesn't change power with charge, only range, would be a cool addition.

So when's the announcement? Next E3?

I don't want a special like the stingray.
And maybe have specials charge slower in general. Everyone already having their special charged by the time they reach the center of the map in the initial charge is a but much I'd say.

Squid bois

What's the book?

Slow-charging specials will lead to very heavy case of snowballing. I would instead make specials weaker overall, and maybe add a delay to them charging at the start of the match. Or maybe make them only charge from covering enemy ink.

I wanna turn them into calamari

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She simply is

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Squid fucking?

Why are octo boys so damn hot?

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Jump in water during the campaign, you respawn mostly naked.

No more Nintendo bullshit where they rotate maps and only let you play the Horde mode on certain days and other shit.

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Also for new modes. The Left 4 Dead thing where one team plays as enemies.

Let's just hope that doesn't come with L4D's extremely insular community.

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*jannies

-new DJs with bigger tits & ass
-single player mode where Marina is a sex slave that you must rescue and keep for yourself.
-battle royale

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>Able to add third map and colors during splatfest. Unable to do so in normal play session. Accessible only to hackers.

They can go fuck themselves and stay working on Animal Crossing for the next 5-6 years. Because they have no idea on how QOL in this simple game. Fuck their shitass balance/change patch.

It's the principal that bothers me. I'd rather pay double price and have it forever, than have to keep shelling out just to play a game I already own.

As someone who just bought Splatoon 2, all I want is less stiffer movement. That's about it, everything else is great.

1) couch co-op

2) more co-operative modes like grizzco

3) local multiplayer

4) the best gear NOT being behind a grindwall. After i got good gear and my save data corrupted i dropped the fucking game because fuck doing that again right off.

5)a full blown guitar hero type section of the game

6) competative hide and seek

7) a love story

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Movement can be very fluid when you get the hang of it.
twitter.com/Lawmvpowo/status/1170078507969310721

M/F idol pair, M squid F octo

I think the reverse is more likely given how Male Octos look.

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after 5 years I finally deciphered the punchline

"you're so sour"

Woomy cunny

the sluttiest, splattiest squid bitches ever

M/m/m/F
And the squids laughing at how gay the one banging the girl squid is

I want an Inkling!

Try adjusting the stick sensitivity

Callie is a national icon. And should be protected

>stick sensitivity
you mean motion control sensitivity, stick should be cranked to +5 and left there forever

this
Also this.
Gyro decides far more victories than sticks alone.

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>using gyro
>not being able to hold the controller however you like

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I want to buy pants.

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Enjoy being shit at the game

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How do you do a 180 spin with gyro? Wouldn't that require turning the gamepad 180 degrees?

Depending on sensitivity.

>the limited land that's presumably available on the surface
Not really a thing

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>tfw Florida

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we'll be dead before it gets us, don't worry

>implying we won't be reduced to a watery hellhole where entire floating communities arise like a ghetto Venice with scraps of remaining publix stores intervening

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maybe in 2150

You'll be among the first ones to sink.

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shit i almost missed this thread completely. heres this beautiful man.
i said it before and ill say it again. a more comfy hub like inkopolis plaza, the square sucked. and a customizable room with idol and band memorabilia, and trophies for splatfests or some shit

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oh nice user you patched it up, it looks even better than before

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don't eat the choctopus

Not eating her. nibbling her.
She is very sensitive.

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Dibs on her left nipple.

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>alll the woomies we made in 2015 are probably adults now

Pearl has dibs on all of her. Sorry.

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Sounds like I need to start a Splatfest for her.

PC release so the game doesent immedietly die

lol, uh huh

More offline content, since my internet sucks

heh i kinda drew this weeks ago

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>wanting cunny means you’re a tranny
based buzzword slinging retard

Actual lobbies.

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But it's one of the few switch games that actually has a playerbase.
Pretty much everything besides this, Smash, Mario Kart and Mario Maker are mostly dead

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how is this thread a whole day old? what is it with splatoon threads?

Cephs endure

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well there's always antarctica
>inb4 ice wall

Who made this man

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Japan is an interesting example. On one hand, most of its territory remains unflooded even in the worst case scenario. On another, Japan is mostly mountains where nobody lives, while all the flatlands with multi-million cities on them will sink pretty early.

That’s not a man, that’s a squid.

"eigaka"

I want a longer story mode

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>japs complaining about Americans
Interesting, if true.

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>japs think we're the cheaters and hackers
Oh that's fuckin' rich.

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Isn’t the first game full of jap hackers or something?

i wish cute inklings were real

It is. People still play it, but it;s mostly Japs who won;t move on and one in five are hackers.

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Being able to play on the same team as your friends and around the clock salmon run

>Being able to play on the same team as your friends
league

Also less faggy hair for octoling boy

Heavy Splatling. with Squid Beakons and Tenta Missiles.

bring me back my fucking flounder heights nintendo

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Give me the damn bowl haircut already Nintendo.\

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NO
FIRTHY GAIJIN GET MORAY TOWAH OR GO HOME

I want this and I want it now

I would never want a voice chat. I would hate to hear any of you lispy tryhards tell me where to go while you are deep in enemy territory not inking shit.

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That's exactly why they omitted it and I can't be more grateful.

That’s a curvy squid.

Fuck them and their shit taste

OP here. This thread has become equal parts wholesome and horrfying.

I just want black/white ink options, and more in game social stuff instead of souless NPC dolls of players.

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This is Yea Forums, so that’s standard.
It’s been more good than bad, so I take it as a win.

That's a tall squid.
Like god damn how tall is she? 8 feet?

Apparently the artist likes tall girls

We need a better online infrastructure, the amount of people I've had drop from matches is ridiculous.

America needs a better online infrastructure. The game is entirely P2P, so the only weak links are the players and their internet.

Perhaps it does, I wouldn't know how it is for them.

One word: monopoly