TF2 Thread

>brb gonna kill myself

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>Favorite Class?
pic related
>Favorite Map?
Harvest
>Favorite Song?
youtube.com/watch?v=2ENmljQAYXI
>Favorite "Meet the" Video?
youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc
>Favorite Weapon?
Disciplinary Action

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>Favorite Class?
Medic
>Favorite Map?
n/a
>Favorite Song?
Art of War
A Little Heart to Heart
MEDIC!
Dreams of Cruelty
ROBOTS!
It Hates Me So Much
Soldier of Dance
>Favorite "Meet the" Video?
Spy / Medic
>Favorite Weapon?
Enforcer

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Spy
Frontier
Right Behind You
Meet the Spy
Kunai

Spy (it's shit but most interesting)
Badwater
youtube.com/watch?v=Z6KatJHmbIE
Meet the Medic
Quick-Fix. Just feels op in pubs unless the enemy team has sentries.

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For me, it's Green.

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defend this

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its always funny to me seeing new people trying to shoot me through glass

>no one’s said Rocket Jump Waltz yet
the fuck is wrong with you guys

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>Demoman
>cp_well
>Rocket Jump Waltz/Mercenary Park
>Meet the Sniper
>Widowmaker

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Scout
Upward & Nucleus
MEDIC!
Meet the Medic
The best weapon for me will always be Frontier Justice. It's so satisfying for a demotard to show himself after he explodes my sentry only for him to regret everything he's ever done.

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died doing what he loved

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It's quite good but there's a lot of other songs than that one. I think the main theme is simply the best.

to be continued

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>Favorite Class?
Demoman
>Favorite Map?
cp_freight
>Favorite Song?
Rocket Jump Waltz
>Favorite "Meet the" Video?
Sniper
>Favorite Weapon?
The Scottish Resistance. Because literally nobody knows how to deal with it when used correctly.

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These shit-eating grins never get old

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>defend this

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>nobody knows how to deal with it when used correctly
I've been trying it out occasionally. What's the correct usage?

it's the best game for that.

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>Favorite Class?
scout
>Favorite Map?
upward
>Favorite Song?
rocket jump waltz
>Favorite "Meet the" Video?
Meet the Sniper
>Favorite Weapon?
Direct hit

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OMG TURN ON STEAM AND TF2.COM

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"Plant yerself on the point, mister!"

HOLY SHIT HES NOT KIDDING
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

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It's map dependent but basically you want to defend chokepoints in ways where very obvious sticky traps are placed in a way that baits people into going into less obvious ones to either get around them or attempt to destroy them with hitscan or melee.

Walls, low ceilings, props and so on are where the weapon becomes very difficult to deal with when you've really dug yourself and your team into a position. Another good use is to bait enemies into rushing your position by blasting a few stickies forward as if you were attempting to air detonate just so you can lead them into the trap you have around the corner. Then if they try and retreat they have to run back through the stickies you set as bait.

Basically fuck around with the fact that you don't have do detonate all stickies at once. With proper setup and a team that at least can stick together at key points it becomes very difficult to identify where and when it's safe to move for the enemy team.

why are you giving me hope

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IN COOMING!!
ARRGHHAHHAAAAHHHH!!

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i changed my mind on the song department
Intruder allert is just too good
youtu.be/kNlVo5udnPs

is something happening?

twitter.com/aeonbollig/status/1174334626313068544

why would something be happening? It's just some guy releasing a community map

Even though the music is good its still pretty shit when you actually want to listen to it ingame unless you have a very specific situation for the length of the track.
I once tried a music mod for tf2 that automatically plays music during your matches (also tracks are played based on your class)
It was fun at first but it started to get old very fast. Kind of a bummer.
I hope maybe some day someone will actually compose some music for the actual gameplay so that it will be more viable

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I believe autobalance is a good thing, but I wish their was a method to how it chooses its victim.

There should be an option for crits and no crit servers in quickplay.

Nice tips. I was just using it to block multiple points, but it seems like it's got some potential.

demoman/engi
anything that isnt CTF or KOTH
haunted fortress theme
meet the
iron bomber :---))))

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>top score as heavy weapons guy
heavy lads I never knew

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>top score as medic

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Well obviously this guy is hoping to get his map into the halloween update for this year, since it's almost that time. But it's not official.

Demo
cp_steel
More Gun
Spy
Ubersaw

Since switching back from the beta ui I get "Disconnect: An issue with your computer is blocking the VAC system." every time I try to connect to a game

>cp_well

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Soldier or pyro, it's very close between the two.
koth_harvest
Petite Chou-Fleur
Meet the Spy
Probably the shotgun.

confiscate the sniper rifle and give it to someone else

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war is hell

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have you verified cache integrity? report back after doing so and testing connection.

war is hell #2

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>tfw not in anyone's kill cam

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>Demoman
>2fort
>Magnum Force
>Meet the Sniper
>Eyelander

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I switched back to the beta UI and its working now. I tried verfiying files straight away, I also thought it might be my vtf crosshair but nah

Update soon bros?

yeah we're getting some crates on 10/28 for halloween. you excited bro?

I still hold soldier should have a sniper rifle instead of a shotgun, and rocket jumping should do no self damage

>Favorite Class?
None, I just like going into a casual lobby, stealing the top player's name, micspamming "NIGGERS" really loudly, then quickly calling a votekick on the guy I'm impersonating. The dumb fucks in casual servers just press F1 mindlessly because they think it's a Halloween vote or some shit, and the faggot at the top inevitably gets kicked. Leave and rejoin, rinse and repeat. The best part is you can never be kicked because there's a cooldown timer on when you can be votekicked after joining a round, which resets every time you rejoin. Thanks Valve, you fucking retards.
>Favorite Map?
2fort, because it's just so funny to see unusual trannies with 200+ points lose all their XP
>Favorite Song?
Playing With Danger
>Favorite "Meet the" Video?
Meet the Demoman
>Favorite Weapon?
Voicechat

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>Soldier
>Thundermountain
>Rocketjump waltz
>Sniper
>Lugermorph

I love how you can put anything on that weapon in pic rel.

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I've been playing mostly medic lately. Most medics are kinda shit, but they are important to win, so that's why I play him. instead of pocketing I try to make sure everyone is healthy, and occationally I charge at the enemy with the bone saw, just for fun and with mixed results.

>pocket med kritzing you while flanking as heavy

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>Pyro
>pl_upward or pl_badwater
>It Hates Me So Much
>Meet the Spy
>Conscientious Objector

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I hope they do the dealio where they increase the unusual rate for Halloween.
However I will be pissed if there's even one pocket buddy type misc.

I hope they accidentally increase the rate to 100% again.

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>Favorite Class
Scout
>Favorite Map
Upward
>Favorite Song
Seduce Me!
>Favorite "Meet the" video
Meet the Sniper
>Favorite Weapon
Scattergun

This. I don't even care that I didn't get anything, tradeniggers seething was the fucking best.

>Favorite Class?
Demo
>Favorite Map?
Sawmill
>Favorite Song?
Whatever some faggot is micspamming on the party van
>Favorite "Meet the" Video?
Spy is basically impossible to top narratively, but as far as the classic interview style Demo's is my favorite.
>Favorite Weapon?
Sticky, used to be the Shortstop before they repeatedly gutted it

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>accidentally

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Medic, heavy
Idk, cp and attack-defense maps are cool
Rocket jump waltz, more gun, medic
For medic, pyro, spy and sniper
The Crossbow
I have it as my phone ringtone

Shit, tf2 is such a great game; when i started playing it was just love at first sight, i wish all those kids playing fortnite and shit just gave it a try, some of them would maybe appreciate it like we did back in the day

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Scunt formally Demo
Either Thundermountain or Doublecross
Misfortune Teller
Meet the Spy
Pre-nerf BFB

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Soldier
Snakewater
Rocket Jump Waltz
Demoman
Buff Banner

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sniper
dustbowl
rocket jump waltz
spy
huntsman

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remove crits, add vote scramble and rtv

soldier is easy

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I really like this weapon
>deals with scouts and pyros a little easier
>can delete enemy sticky traps
>can make long range shots very quickly
>still usable for sticky traps

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And there's nothing wrong with that!

>Favorite Class?
Scout
>Favorite Map?
Badwater
>Favorite Song?
probably a cliche pick but Rocket Jump Waltz
>Favorite "Meet the" Video?
Meet The Sniper
>Favorite Weapon?
The Sandman

Undeniably based

Fun fact tf2 is fucking gay and you plebs are gay for liking it.

Thoughts?

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Not really a fan. The flames don't really stop a spy from getting you, and most classes aren't gonna get that close to damage you. Maybe a scout will accidentally get burned trying to meatshot a heavy but unlikely.

It's not the Tomislav.

Tfw recently made about a keys worth of metal by grinding hat trades between bots over the course of a week.
In hindsight I could have bought several keys with an hour's worth of salary but autstic grinding over a week feels more satisfactory idk

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Do you or have you considered working in economics? It might suit you.

Good for pubs when you have three or more braindead pyros

The flames have a psychological effect on the newbies tho, it's good for defending choke points and pushing the kart. Plus, it synergies great with the Pyros in your team.

In short: underrated weapon.

How does all that stuff work? It's about as confusing to me as the real world stock market.

I considered getting into daytrading desu, what did you have in mind?

Tf2 sucks because I can't get through one match without incels trying to add me just because I'm a girl.

don't

feet pics or GTFO

Different bots have different rates e.g. one bot sells a hat for 1.33 ref, one buys the same hat for 1.44.
It's painstakingly slow because that's literally the profit per trade in 90% of my trades, but do it a whole bunch of times a week and it stacks up.
Just lurk on backpack.tf and you eventually see the same bot accounts popping up in trade offers

>don't
Oh :(

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It's for your own good, you'll thank me

Okay, so how does one get into it? I'm not usually one to buy crates n stuff, but I love Halloween themed things and having a key or two in store for it would be nice.

A spy can just jump over the ring and backstab you without getting burned at all.

Guess I'll stick to making $2 a week from tf2

Well, whatever is more fun to you. Personally I'd probably need something slightly more tangible than stocks if I wanted to trade.

MEDIC!!

Buy a single key, sell key for refined, go hunting for trades on backpack, bazaar etc, see if you find someone requesting to buy a hat for higher than someone is selling it.
I've had more luck with the newer series hats, been able to sell some for a ref+ profit.
Rinse and repeat and reap in a couple ref/day depending on how patient/lucky you are

pubbers are too braindead to realize this

what other options are there besides stock for trading? I wanna put my autism to use but not enough to delve into a fullblown career in that direction, more something casual for a couple extra bucks/week

...

>Soldier
>Sawmill
>MEDIC!
>Spy
>Gunboats
what's up brush, long time no see.

Well, stock probably is your best option but I've seen some people have decent success with ebay.

I'm going to pretend I understand that.

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I love the complete shift in artstyle and mood the series took. First one felt military-industrial and the sequel cartoony zaney.

>Pyro
>classic stalemate turtling 2fort
>Faster Than a Speeding Bullet
>Meet the Sniper "Not a crazed gunman, Dad" "One is a job and the other is mental sickness"
>Sticky jumper - really fun in 2fort when landing on the other side and bludgeon rushing a couple of dudes

>>>ROCKET JUMP ELECTRO
>youtube.com/watch?v=iNXb3aQ46t4

>>>ROCKET JUMP ELECTRO
>youtube.com/watch?v=iNXb3aQ46t4

>>>ROCKET JUMP ELECTRO
>youtube.com/watch?v=iNXb3aQ46t4

>>>ROCKET JUMP ELECTRO
>youtube.com/watch?v=iNXb3aQ46t4

>>>ROCKET JUMP ELECTRO
>youtube.com/watch?v=iNXb3aQ46t4

>>>ROCKET JUMP ELECTRO
>youtube.com/watch?v=iNXb3aQ46t4

>>>ROCKET JUMP ELECTRO
>youtube.com/watch?v=iNXb3aQ46t4

I LIKE SPY, I LOVE STABBIN, MY FAVORITE MAP IS HARVEST AND I LOVE SPY CRABBIN

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Anybody has that one webm where multiple players use a portal and right after using it they get launched into orbit?

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Here's an example:
I was lurking on the backpack.tf page for Bearded Bombardier; came across a sell order for an australium gold painted one for 7.11 (bare in mind a regular one goes for about that atm).
So I looked at the buy order page and saw a bot posted a request to buy painted bombardiers, including gold for 8,33 ref.
So I bought the bombardier from seller A and sold it to buyer B for 1,22 profit

>Heavy
>Unironically 2fort
>Red Bread
>Meet the Sniper
>Sandvich

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>rtv
yeah, no
seems like the perfect way to keep all servers locked on upward 24/7

Medic/Spy
Double cross
Intruder Alert!
Spy
Quick-Fix

wtf i equipped the mad milk now

Scout
pl_frontier
It Hates Me So Much
Meet the Demoman
Stock rocket launcher

>Favorite Class?
Demoman
>Favorite Map?
Hoodoo for pubbing, Badlands for 6s
>Favorite Song?
youtube.com/watch?v=pGXV1c7VcG0
>Favorite "Meet the" Video?
Heavy
>Favorite Weapon?
Stickybomb Launcher

I keep getting this message when trying to play TF2
I'm not running any gay cheat program, how can i resolve it?

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youtube.com/watch?v=2HjLN1TA3bc

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>Engie
>Badwater
>Saxton's Dilemna
>Engie
>Stock shotgun

i miss her so much bros

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>Favorite Class?
I'm probably better with Soldier, but Demoman and Medic are my favorites. Winning feels good, and with Demo you can be as serious or silly as you want.
>Favorite Map?
Doublecross for deathmatching, Upward for serious strat. Harvest is good too.
>Favorite Song?
Rocket Jump Waltz, Faster than a speeding bullet is second though
>Favorite "Meet the" Video?
Meet the Medic
>Favorite Weapon?
Conscientous Objector. That or any explosive stocks.

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Ah, I see. So you just have to feverishly keep an eye out on stuff all the time?

fuck off faggot cheater

Did you try the beta UI and then switch back?
Going back to the beta UI fixed it for me.

Pretty much. People also script bots to do it for them instead, but I have zero idea how that works

Is it worth it?

wouldn't it be more time efficient to just get a real job and then buy the stuff you want directly?

It's a long term game in my opinion

Soldier
The one you all hate
Rocket Jump Waltz
Sniper
Wrangler

>Soldier
>defending the second point on Dustbowl
>the main theme
>Meet The Sniper
>the gun boats

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Yeah as I said I just get some satisfaction from making 'free' profit

can't decide between demo and sniper
harvest
i like all the songs
spy
samurai sword

>medic
>2fort
>not sure
>spy
>based jumper

>Demoman
>Steel
>Rocket Jump Waltz
>Meet the Sniper
>Crusader's Crossbow

I swear to the almighty I'm not cheating, it poped up last week when I tried joining the party van and hasn't let up

I haven't tried that, any guidance on how to do it?

getting the exact same thing user. It's either something to do with a new windows security patch or it's to do with the new steam beta fucking everything up. just hoping it fixes itself soon.

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settings>account>beta participation

Do you guys have dedicated Halloween / Christmas loadouts?

>tfw no Festive Mad Milk

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I'm Halloween all the time

>demoman
>well
>rocket jump waltz
>meet the sandvich
>shotgun

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Anybody has the engineer webm? The one with the fading square dance and an engy killing stuff

and me? well I just like to say nigger. don't care much for votes or for winnin' points for that matter, as long as I say nigger I am one with the universe.

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what's the best secondary if im going to use the huntsman?

>Favorite Class?
Scunt
>Favorite Map?
I'm boring, its Upward
>Favorite Song?
youtube.com/watch?v=kNlVo5udnPs
>Favorite "Meet the" Video?
Meet the Spy is their magnum opus
>Favorite Weapon?
Scatterfun

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Engineer
cp_freight
Soldier of Dance
Meet the Pyro
Widowmaker

scout is ez too

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demo
doomsday
robots!
schmedic
old equalizer

>Engineer
>pl_frontier
>faster than a speeding bullet
>meet the demoman
>frontier justice

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>nail someone with a huge airshot
>crickets
name a worse feel

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god i want to absolutely RAW scout's mom

Probably the danger shield or jarate.

SMG. Since non-headshot arrow damage caps out at 120 and reloading is slow as fuck it's a good idea to have a secondary that can quickly finish off light classes.

holy based...

A mix of Scout,Engi, and medic
Doublecross
Main Theme
Meet the Medic
Stock grenade launcher

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what happened to this game?

youtube.com/watch?v=Xc9HbIPa1Rs

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Spy
Gravel pit
Rocket Jump Waltz
Meet the Spy
Iron Bomber, Natasha, Revolver

>that map
>tfw tf2ware is FUCKING DEAD

Jesus christ that knife is ugly as fuck. How do you play like that? Fuck.

Fucking christ.
I've seen stuff like this just playing recently, but nothing this blatantly obvious.
I would have left after a minute or so of getting killed in the fucking spawn

>but nothing this blatantly obvious.
Play late at night and at least once every few matches you'll get sent into a roll where one team is just a bunch of skiddies together in a group versus a bunch of poor fuckers not smart enough to leave and find a new match.

wisest words

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>its a your medic doesn't know how to use uber episode
>its a your team keeps getting farmed by the epic kunai interp man who always has 200+ health when you encounter him episode
>its a your getting spawncamped and you can't get out because they thought it'd be a good idea to only have one spawn exit episode
>its a group of anime avatar fags who keep focusing you because you killed them episode
>its a offense team plays passively as fuck, and doesn't ever attempt to push episode
mum, change the channel

Lmao i like ya

>it's a "have to explain to retarded pubbies that there are cheats other than aimbots" episode
>it's a get matched into a game just as it ends and the 'did you enjoy this game' message pops up and the entire screen goes to fuck and is unresponsive so you have to alt+f4 episode
>it's a team is physically afraid of the point/flag marathon
>it's a where the fuck did my entire team go holiday special

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man that's for pussies I'm just here to frag

I heard you've been fucking around a little too far into the Jians' affairs lately!

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