Her canon personality is so fucking boring

>canon
The damn game doesn't have enough lore for it to matter

Yes. But goddamn.

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True, widowmaker having a huge blue benis that she uses on all the other overwatch is quite interesting, one can only imagine what she did to her husband back when her blood was pumping through her body properly if she can still have an erection while being blue because of the much slower heart rate because I guess that's what happens when you're heart slows down, you turn in to a smurf ...

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She has a personality?

>Canon
Isn't the canon for this game whatever those weird comic book writers queef out? I tried reading them but they were pretty bad.

>generic stereotypes - the game, has boring characters
Oh really? You don't say?

She's 18 actually, blizzard made sure she's fit for most porn sites, kinda like riot with zoe "N-No not a kid h-haha see, aincent being that looks like a little girl *licks lips* totally okay!

Literally no one fucking cares. The only personalities that anyone who plays or follows overwatch cares about are the ones portrayed in their porn.

NONE of the characters in OW are engaging in any way shape or form. They're all fucking boring.

Why are all of her skins so fucking ugly?

It used to be more interesting, but then Chu took over and retconned everything decent in Overwatch's lore.

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She's not real and neither is her age.

It wouldn't be interesting to make her a canon cock-hungry slut just because it makes your dick hard

why are you still playing user?

I drew a 6pages comic about that short story if someone's interested

OW's story is still literally just everyone trying to get everyone back together, which was the initial story of the debut trailer back when the game was unreleased yet.

She's 19 you absolute retard.

Overwatch characters don't have personality

Does she fuck the guy or the robot

>the government took a 19 year old girl that was good at videogames to fight against murdering robots
who wrote this?

D.va is 19
Zoe has the body and mind (or at least the mentality) of a pre-teen with the powers of a celestial. Chronologically she is a couple thousand years old.

OW waifubaits have a personality?

Why the fuck hasn’t Bliz released Mercy’s video? She’s a literal poster girl

No, she's the only character done right. OW is garbage.

>DVa
>boring

Huh?

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Overwatch is at its best when it's cartoony fun instead of being serious, so DVas backstory is one of the better ones. Anyone looking for realism, edge or depth from Overwatch is ruining whatever potential it had.

Overwatch could be so much more fun but the tightrope they walk between trying to please boring faggots like you with their "take this seriously" lore AND "hamsterball mech lmao" makes it overall bland.

She's fictional character why are you mad when someone draw porn of certain fictional character?

how much time do you spend watching censoredgaming and reading OAG articles online each day?

Is he the one who self-inserts as Genji?

This.
OW tries to have it both ways, leaving it uneven. It can't even decide if the lore matters or not. If it does, cool. If it doesn't, cool. But pick one.

Not that user but what the hell are you on about?

Cope.

thought so. get a job and spend your time on something worthwhile instead of spending your days arguing online to defend loli.

D.Va is an adult though.

>cartoony fun

Oh now blizzard is copying fortnite?

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>loli
Bad bait.

She's so good looking though.

fuck off me board

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I didn't say DVa was a loli. Do you think drawings of underage girls is wrong?

>becomes a pilot because she's a pro gamer grilll x333
>not absolute cancer

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Overwatch characters have personalities?

>top esports competitor is female

Even more unrealistic than an intelligent ape desu.

she's 65 you fucking mongo

hey, guess what. this isn't reddit so you can't edit your posts.

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would either of you be complaining if the exact same thing happened in a japanese game

Yep. Just look at how badass Torbjorn is, he......did stuff. Same with Genji. Overwatch sucks dick.

I always wanted to use the setting and the lore (the good parts) for a tabletop setting.

Do you think pornographic drawings of underage girls is wrong, user?

>she's 14,
I've never met you user you must literally be 10 seconds old by now. Holy shit you are already pooping yourself too? Get some diapers and wipees for yourself.

Look at this nigger.

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Literally all of the overwatch characters except the wakanda robot are generic walking cliches. The only appeal to D.Va and the other girls is porn fuel.

No. Fictional characters are just designs on paper, lines and color. They aren't real and their ages aren't real either. As long as the design isn't a loli, I have no problem lewding an "underaged" character.

Fuck off.

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winky face ;)

Weird how you don't want to answer. You could just say yes or no, but if it's easier to meme than to say what you think then I guess you should stick to what makes you comfortable.

You can literally draw a loli, draw her with a birth certificate and license that says she's 18 and then have her act as an actor in a doujin as a child and it's fine because you made her of age so legally no one can do shit.

See how silly this shit is?

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>white wine
>in a red wine glass
UNCULTURED SWINE

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sauce

That's what I like about the TF2 lore, everyone is an asshole - but at least they're interesting. And valve doesn't take their own characters so seriously.

Geiger Counter.

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I wish I was D.va.

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Only sane person in this thread.

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based

I don't like autistic anime games, nor am I a rice farmer
get fucked faggot

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No since its a drawing? is it the crazies that don't get this or am I the crazy one?

no because sexual desires can be repressed/not escalated by will
biggest evidence is the furry fandom. there was a shitstorm last year of famous furfags being revealed to be taking part in animals and CP rings (and later they found out many owners/high members of famous furry sites/cons are pedos/bestiality fags too). now look at how majority of furfags act, they are very extroverted and are never shy to openly express their bizarre fetishes after festering in deviantart for many years.

tl;dr any fetish can be held in. I'm not a loli expert, but the anime community has a culture of hating 3dpd- if 2d uguu bug eyes can prevent them from molesting kids then its fine. this goes for other fetishes too.
If you hire some sex worker or look at illegal cp shit, then that's where you reach the point of no return.

checked

shes a shallow "gamer" girl. what did you expect?

people care about overwatch lore? why?

Imagine being owned by a 14yo

youtu.be/8W1DZOTo6Lo

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Post disc

lore makes porn so much better

She was supposed to be quite the internet troll and all but they had to tone it down because she was too "toxic" or some shit like that.

its not her canon personality that you jerk off to anyway

Isn’t she 19?

Anyway, I think my problem was that I wanted D.Va to be a super toxic gamer who is now killing in real life. She could have been the most fun character by a wide margin, but the only time she’s ever fun is when fan artists make her a dewrito snorting goblin

and this is why OW is shit. Everything feels so "safe". its like if South park would get rid of cartmen beacuse his too "toxic".

>I tried reading them but they were pretty bad.

Was it like that simpsons episode with the steel mill where everybody was gay?

>physical
>2019

You can't release movies of all the characters people give a shit about too early

I think they meant discord user

Because she is a mediocre character design

Funny how you ignore the others who did answer.

You can say that about every overwatch character.

You can notice the intention in her oldest voice lines and interactions, even in her death voice samples when you can clearly hear her voice inflections to be "not quite sweet" like her usual "idolish" voice.

Drawings > SFM

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As someone who likes her obnoxious GRL GAMER personality, the point is that it's her fucking public facing personality. Nobody is actually like that 100% of the time.

That's not to say it's fake, but that she's playing up her competitive nature and cutesyness.

There was a short a while back about her that was mostly about her off time, she was working on her meka and talking to a friend. She was much more laidback in it, though still pretty competitive and cheeky.

>Interesting and/or fun characters
Junkrat
Zenyatta
Symmetra
Roadhog
Doomfist
Sigma
Winston
Genji
Zarya
Sombra

>Unlikable and/or boring characters
The rest

>Generic amalgams
Pretty much everyone

>footfag thinks overwatch characters aren't boring
Should have expected nothing less from someone with such shit taste.

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What do you mean? I wanted to confirm that everyone was actually fine with pornographic images of underage girls, and they are.

Blender > both

fuck off /3/

>still no user friend that will dress up as d.va

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It's not just safe in the politically correct way, it's safe in the Disney Pixar way of making a character who is so cookie cutter generic and bland that they have the widest possible mainstream appeal but also have absolutely nothing interesting to see under the surface. It's so fucking typical of the greedy fucks at Blizzard to approach character design as just another way to milk money out of people.

Stay mad.
But that's gay.

this is the worst thing about market forces
you don't make loadsamoney by appealing to a well defined market segment who want exacty what you make
you make money by making the broadest possible segment say "that looks pretty OK"

It's only gay if it gets lewd It'll get lewd

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If the game were made by the Japanese, they'd have some magic or whatever bullshit in the setting that balance the scales. She wouldn't be a Starcraft pro, but a... Psychic Ostrich Laser Jousting Champion.

>Just look at how badass Torbjorn is, he...
keeps pumping out cute kids (like Brigitte) with his wife Ingrid who is still a MILF after 9+ kids, and bros it up with Reinhardt all the time.

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There is a female top StarCraft II player though, and she's really fucking good.

Why do people hate DVa more than any other characters? What is it about her that draws so much ire from the fandom?

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Everything about Dva is boring, she's the worst OW waifu

i just want her to be 14...

t.

post hot d.va cosplayers

Cosplay d.va for the thread

>haha bombs xD
>muh stoic monk character
>zero personality except for OCD
>zero personality
>black guy stereotype
Okay Sigma is all right
>he's an ape but also smart get it get it get it?
>12 year old cyborg ninja fantasy
>stronk lesbian with epic random pink hair
>edgy hacker girl with epic random ourple hair

Please

you got a problem with capitalism, SJW?

NERF THIS

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Gamer gurl

so yes, you're saying you would have no issue with the exact same shit if it were in a japanese game

I want Zarya to manhandle me.

SJWs aren't the only ones who see the inherent pitfalls of an unregulated free market :^)

This. What if something I personally don't like becomes profitable? We need regulations in place to keep this from happening.

Because she's the most fawned over by horny virgins and is the biggest crowdpleaser character in a cast of crowd pleasers. Basically the two worst aspects of Overwatch embodied.

Where do you think you are?

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Ding dong diddly based

If you don't like it what's the issue? if it is unflawful (really unlawful by the constitution) then there is no need for regulation, justice would need to be served.

youtube.com/watch?v=MhdfFvNUTpU

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Good for you. You keep bravely defending those helpless billion dollar companies. I'm sure they will reward you for being a good dog with more uninspired mass-appeal content for you to mindlessly spend your money on.

>baawww why do people keep spending money on things I don't like
and SJWs still don't understand why they're hated

>unironically defending bland focus-tested SJW-approved games
even the corporations whose dicks you're sucking don't believe in the principles you do, each and every one wants to eliminate competition and become a monopoly

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Except for Winston and Sigma.

>even the corporations whose dicks you're sucking don't believe in the principles you do, each and every one wants to eliminate competition and become a monopoly
the fuck are you talking about? I'm in favor of companies doing as they please and making all the profit they want. you're the commie who wants to regulate as soon as companies make something that you don't like. classic SJW mindset.

Based.

i could genuinley coom to her face

just like actual Korean starcraft players.

Sigma and Moira are based tho

>overwatches characters personalities are just them speaking their native languages now
t-thanks blizz

Wait, I hate blizz and their PC as everyone else, but D.Va has always been a starcraft pro. IIRC she was announced on the starcraft website.
Just enjoy the porn before they claim she s a tranny

Why is D.Va so cute brehs?

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I used to fucking HATE d.va and her grrll power i'm a girl gamer bois persona until I realized she was actually just a huge fucking autistic dork, at least if you go by her in game conversations. Of course in the OW shorts she's a predictably boring and stoic character, but in game D.Va is quite possibly psychotic.

"You know War isn't a game, kid"
"Are you sure *life* isn't a game, 76?"

I just think she's boring. It's one to be blank slate boring like Pharah but D.va has a fairly comprehensive coverage of her character and it's all bland and uninspired to me.

actually that's what got retconned. They changed her profession from star craft to some flight sim to explain why she got recruited for MEKA

imagine being someone who has a stonetoss comic saved but still calling anyone boring or criticizing anyone’s taste.

it's this easy for trannies to trigger zoomers on Yea Forums dumb fucking niggers

>female
""""""((((fe)))))""""male)))) fe male
>she
>her
>top player
>female
>good

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But in the porn scenes she's a demon that's 1000 years old. :)

"Nerf THIS."
*Slap*
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>tranny
>female

LOL

>A literal streamer Twitch thot is boring
No shit.

Imagine being Michael Chu, a man who has a worse memory than Arihiko Araki.

>Oh shit, I've given McCree three different DOBs!

>666 thumbs up

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Wine is horrible anyway. Beer is much better.

Remember where you are, edgy right-wing children think they're in a bastion of freedom and friends here on Yea Forums so they say retarded shit to try to fit in.

saucerino on animator

She looks less of a child than Marie Rose and yet you wank her in every doa thread

>t. a man

He didn't retcon anything, that's from the people who made StarCraft II and were shilling their game using other games' characters.

god, were that i...

i dont lol

it’s almost as if overwatch characters are made to be the most generic and milquetoast thing possible in order to appeal to the largest possible worldwide audience

Everything about her is boring. I don't understand how people can go "lol d.va is the only thing I care about in OW" as if there's anything unique to her that can't be found in a million other places.

>this is bait

because people like asuka and diva is asuka

>I don't like autistic anime games
But they're made for autistic people like yourself

based rogal dorn

D.Va crossdressing would be pretty difficult since the outfit accentuates your body. most easy crossplay uses frilly dresses and stuff.

That's cute

I really just don't like dry drinks.

FpBp

>she's 14
God I wish. The thought of some proud, loud, smug 14 year-old slut like D.Va getting the absolute shit fucked out of her makes me harder than diamond.

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I'm just here for the porn....and Pharmercy

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>D.VA grew on Wing Commander, Mechwarrior and 90's Flight sims
Thats a retcon that i can get behind

>footfag this mad at his shit taste getting called out

Name a single non-boring nu-blizzard character. I'll wait.

disgusting tattoos 2/10 wnb

IS THAT A N-N-N-NIPPEL????

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Well fuck, now im into that idea

Artist seemes to think the viewers wouldn't recognise Mercy without her wings.

Her only good skin was gothic lolita looking one

>tfw looking at the guy and miring
dammit /fit/

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Why didn't you see the penis?

>Overwatch has been out for 3 years
>We still havent seen DVA and the other characters reunite with Overwatch

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Yes, he's sort of dating the blond girl irl.

you faggots just made me update overwatch and start it again, I hope you're happy I hate this shitty game

Just dress up as d.va for 5 shameful minutes and get the same feeling

Why are her thighs so thick?
Fucking offmodel porn.

IS THAT...
A FEMALE WOMAN?!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHH I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIING!

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D.Va was never a part of Overwatch.

Only gay people can see the penis of other people.

tell that to the people who translates koutarosu's doujins

Who would do that, call up some teens and get them into giant robots?

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Yeah but shes supposed to join it after the recall, like Orisa or Bastion.

Have sex

Plot won't move forward until the Storm Rising-esque/L4D sequal comes out next year/the year after

how did they get away with it? There's no fucking story and the characters are all boring as shit.

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Hey!
Water sucks!
Gatorade is better!

Because Blizzard thinks it will keep the pervs on the internet from Lewding their characters.

I guess they don't realize the power of horny autists.

>19
>underage
What shithole are you livinig in?

>obvious bait
>newfags calling the baiter a newfag because they want to fit in
>no one calls it out because the website is now 80% newfags
god I wish I could leave

She's freaking 19 dude!

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>FEMALE WOMAN

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What if he'd had a nice but?

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>implying I care whether or not it's bait
Whether D.Va is 14 or 19 doesn't make a difference to me.

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>stronk lesbian with epic random pink hair
Just coz you'd be her bottom bitch does not make her a lesbian.

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Are there any good SFMs with this skin

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The only good thing about this slut is when she gets fucked and facialed in sfm in her black cat costume

I wouldnt mind too much
A good butt always helps, and some boybutts out there are great

Boring characters. Boring meta. Boring game. Boring company. Who knew right?

The only good thing that came from Overwatch was all the porn. Yeah, I said it. This game literally changed the landscape of porn.

Black Cat is the only good one.

Based

Based

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A few, yeah. Check arhoangel's work.

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Link me user

Basadoooooooooo

MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDSSSSS

bros....the advertisers....

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Probably because she's so generic.

Notice thanks dude

i oomi

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MOAR

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arhoangel is fuckin soulless

FEET!

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So entirely accurate to real Worst Koreans?

SFM porn is the fast food of porn

Sauce?

so is blender if you rush it and dont practice. But good things can come from either if you put some effort in.

Why are most of her porn scenes anal?

its just a little hard to animate vaginal sex

And she canonically smells bad

191563

Thanks!

>its on youtube while you get demonetized for saying fuck more than once

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>D.Va's conversion therapy program

I don't want soul, I want this tiny Korean slut to get fucked up.

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It is, even her short makes her out to be a mary sue.
>Hey i'm dva i'm so good at everything
>lololololololololol I don't need help with anything
>time to go fight these things by myself again
>Oh no I'm in a situation where I need some help. Can I set aside my goals of wanting to be the best to accept that help from my team?
>LOLOLOL NO JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO OVER RADIO DON'T GET IN YOUR MECH BITCH LOLOLOL
>LOL I KILLED THEM ALL MYSELF LOL

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JANNIES GONNA FREAK

that IS soul. Yeero, rekin, fpsblck, all are WAAAAY better than ahroshit

IM COOOOOOOOOMIIINGGG

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level 3 toaster is great

The only tf2 canon I care about is the one where every single one of them is an arm flailing screaming lunatic. Thankfully, gmod animators are more than willing to oblige.

shocking
next thing you'll say she looks plain as fuck and then my mind will be fully blown

ADVERTISERS, ARE YOU NOT AMAZED?
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

>boring
>offensive
pick one and only one

Heavy is not

Why did no OW videos ever reach the kino levels of Meet The series, the production is clearly higher by miles but it was like they cut up a pixar movie into 5 minute segments and threw them out randomly.
Every ''Meet the'' video explained everything about the character, their equipment and their personality
youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc

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She's a 3 thousand years old demon you donut

>those wings tattoo

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The only Overwatch short I liked was Reinhardt's

youtube.com/watch?v=Rtv9898vWGM

because the tf2 trailers were trying to be entertaing and show off some gameplay and character personalities. The ow trailers are trying to sell a product and build pointless lore for bugmen and e-thots to squee over

THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is great, time for cooming!

Pay a bunch of e-celebs to say they like the game and the normalfags will eat it up

I miss them.

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Great content, thanks for sharing!

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W-WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS?!
I THOUGHT YOU SAID 4CHANNEL WAS SAFE TO ADVERTISE ON!
THAT IS IT.
NO MORE ADVERTISEMENTS, WE'RE DONE WITH THIS VIETNAMESE BASKET WEAVING WEBSITE!

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Reminder that Mercy and Genji are cannon.
Get cucked lesbos.

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They need to be like hi Rez and give DVA a furry skin

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Blizzdrones are notoriously the biggest NPC drones in existence. They're worse than even Biodrones and the image of some retard gobbling up infinite shit out of some company's asshole has always been and always will be the quintessential representation of Blizzard's fanbase.

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its the skin with the best sfms

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The original personality was retconned like 90% of the joke that is overwatch lore.

tf2 animations are pure cancer, that shit has never been funny

goddamn that top image is old. Probably the first GAMER GIRL pic ever

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Bigger than applefags?

FPBP, based, and redpilled.

TPWP, unbased, and bluepilled.

Embarrassing deflection.

No I was wrong

>who is Hafu?

nice bait, I almost fell for it

Isn't kripp still better?

>still 666 two hours later

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DVA being 14 would be extremely problematic as Blizzard would be promoting child soldiers.

Shed be 1000% better, immediately, if she was 14

I also wish I looked EXACTLY like D.VA

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It's actually really easy, you just need to crush your waist with a cincher, and pad your chest and hips a little. If you're "seriously" crossdressing you own these things anyway.

thats a really cute feminine benis.

Is that why they're doing a lot of videos with her? She's boring as fuck.

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I would give more of a shit about OW if it had some 14 year old pussy like D.Va

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>characters are all boring as shit.
Leaves a lot of room for headcanon, which tumblr types love. Easiest path to success is having a premise with a bunch of fuckable character templates.

she's not even born yet retards

Do you have experience in that user?

Should I share my autistic, dumbfuck idea about how I would have written her story?

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I may have worn female-cut bodysuits before and I may know some tricks to make you look better in them.

Do it

Tell me about it over a drink or two somewhere quiet, I think i'd quite like to hear more

no, because you're (male)

I'd show your cute boybutt a good time, but fine

get lost, faggot.

We both know that isnt happening sweet cheeks

>StoneToss
End your life immediatly.

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Her porn is nice. I’ve fapped oceans to her

>D.Va is still a gamer gurl
>Just that her following was noted as something that could be useful for propaganda when she did her obligatory military service upon turning 18
>She's used to demonstrate the new MEKA armor South Korea is introduce to it's armed forces
>She's also actually pretty good and she ends up like Captain America at the beginning: just a pretty face to sell people on new tech and the abilities of the military
>Except, D.Va knows shit is going on out there
>She's seen the battered and wounded carted in and visited active service friends who have been hospitalized. Or asked to I.D. bodies.
>Combine that with the actual service members resenting her for getting a pass out of frontline service has left her with an increasing guilt complex
>One night, an attack happens, and against orders, she's hijacked her prototype, customized MEKA (it should be noted hers suffers from many flaws fixed with later renditions since hers was mainly for show and proof of concept) and she rushes off to join the fight
>She manages to cause a distraction that gets some people to fall back with their lives, but a few others she ends up abandoning to their fate when fear sets in and she gets hit too many times
>knowing she'd face severe punishment, even charges of treason, she flees in her failing machine
>Desperate to vindicate herself and find safety, she eventually happens upon Winston's recall signal and hopes she can find safety and purpose in Overwatch

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isn't this bitch Korean? Why is she standing in Japan, next to Mt. Fuji?

Because she's a weeb and wants Genji or Hanzo's 'mt fuji' to make her their comfort girl.

I genuinely want to buy a new copy of OW and get back into it like 90% because I want some of her skins.

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My headcanon for Mercy is she tortured and healed war criminals to perfect her healing technology, which would make her name ironic. But that'd be way too edgy for Overwatch.

Thats almost her non retconned story though, she was the one who originally created reaper.

Just wait for someone at dA to port them to xnalara so you can pose them instead of giving money to blizzard.

Really? I just assumed she was just the stereotypical nurse who was given a healing stick because she wanted to do more to help people.

The fuck did this kid say about Cat DVa?

Original idea was that Reyes got critically hurt and Mercy attempted a radical, desperate procedure to save his life, but as side effect, it left him with his smoke form gimmick adn eternally decaying and regenerating body.

That was before we learned of Moira and her unethical research during Overwatch.

>generic shooting games with no story have mild-success
>nobody gives a shit
>blizzard does this
>"BLIZZDRONES BLIZZDRONES BLIZZDRONES BLIZZDRONES BLIZZDRONES BLIZZDRONES BLIZZDRONES BLIZZDRONES BLIZZDRONES BLIZZDRONES BLIZZDRONES BLIZZDRONES BLIZZDRONES BLIZZDRONES BLIZZDRONES BLIZZDRONES BLIZZDRONES "

>GOOD CHARACTER FUN GAMEPLAY
Roadhog
Sigma
Hammond
Zarya
Doomfist
Junkrat
Moira
Torbjorn
Zenyatta
Ana
>GOOD CHARACTER BORING GAMEPLAY
Bastion
Reinhardt
>BORING CHARACTER FUN GAMEPLAY
Winston
Ashe
Genji
Hanzo
Mei
McCree
Pharah
Sombra
Reaper
Tracer
Symmetra
Lucio
>BORING CHARACTER BORING GAMEPLAY
Orisa
D.va
Soldier 76
Baptiste
Brigitte
Mercy

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Go back to your forum, micropecker

That classy chad at the bottom, lol.

A lot if the original ideas for the story we're more nuanced and interesting than the steaming pile of shit we have after the retcons.

D.Va used to be fun to play.

Wow fictional characters can be something other than a purebred monotonous stereotype?
Preposterous, I say!

Now, what in the fuck is so good about Zarya as a character?

what else do you expect from a korean.

this. they should just make her a tranny then, that would be realistic .

for one, she's not a pink haired turbo dyke like everyone thought she'd be, so props to the writing team for that one
two, instead of that she's actually a proud powerlifting nationalist that's vehemently racist toward omnigs

>forgot widow
aimlet detected

But i want to use them in a real match.

>want to buy a new copy because I lost my old one
>PS4 copies are still like $25+ for some reason

Literally the fuck

shit I did
she's in group 3

Is Doomfist worth picking up or is he still shit?

Doomfist is meta right now

D.Va used to canonically be a kind of "asshole hero" who did good stuff but was kinda smug and bad tempered about it, but then they just retconned her to be "generic hero"

I used to think that way until I realized something... is an FPS, you won't see your character's skin unless you emote or do something that basically means NOT playing the game, I'd rather buy a barbie doll and dress her up like the character I like for all I care.

This, as I mentioned before even her death screams reveals she had a trollish personality under all that game idol exterior.

Cool

Yeah I miss the emphasis on her being a "gurl gamurr xD" and fighting the enemy as if it were a game.

>is an FPS, you won't see your character's skin unless you emote or do something that basically means NOT playing the game
I know but I like the "honor" of people seeing me wear my favorite skin. It's not my fault Blizzard actually made her so appealing-looking.

I really wish there were more games like OW but in third-person and that third-person games in general were more popular. There's more you can do from the third-person imo.

Healer who is also the torturer of the group is something of a stock character, albeit as part of the bad guys.
After all, who knows better to hurt people, than the medic?

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D.Va was fun once, then they decided she wasn't allowed to do damage AFTER ADDING AN ABILITY TO FIX HER ANEMIC FUCKING DAMAGE, and gave even more characters barriers that cuck her ult.

>having a personality that can be summed up as "being a gamer" is so fucking boring
Now you know what's wrong with this place

I know she’s older than that, not that user.

Still, neck yourself. Yea Forums isn’t your pedo circle jerk club

See

The number of the beast

Fuck this comic and I don’t even care about feet. Elitism and exclusion of the other is how you get your fucking porn taken away.
This is literally saying vanilla > everything else. I’m okay with keeping separate (but equal) the loli and furry and scat shit but c’mon, any body part fetish is basic as fuck

>fanfiction level of character is boring
Yes

I wish you were D.va and D.va was my boyfriend.

yikes bro you just got called out

>tfw he will get nerfed even though he's perfectly balanced right now
He's only so strong now because his hard counters aren't viable right now, and he is the only DPS hero that doesn't give a fuck about shields in a double shield meta.

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I wish you were d.va and my gf (male)

she strikes as the one with literally zero artistic vision behind her and was made purely as a crowd pleasing horny nerd bait kawaii uguu waifu, nothing else in the original cast feels as cynical or as hollow as DVA, i realize what i just said is my subjective buzzword ridden opinion but i genuinely despise this bitch and everything about her

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>not liking a 10/10 buxom cutie with a bubbly personality that's probably hella flexible in bed
it's like you're gay or something

that sounds hilarious user, would you mind posting a link, just so I can have a laugh? h-haha

sad part is: the whole mini-mech tank pilot is pretty badass on paper.

But the execution just is so terribly flawed.

>As long as the design isn't a loli, I have no problem lewding an "underaged" character.

lol

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>YOU WORK TOO HARD!
>YOU ARE TOO SMART!
>YOU CRASHED YOUR VEHICLE!
Seems like the lead writer/boarder is an asian smelling their own fart or is just a racist and doesn't know it.
Probably both.

>tfw Japanese but if I wrote the lore I'd still want to put some heavy faults in the Shimada Brothers.
>Ultimately, Hanzo would be villainous. Noble but evil and work with Talon.

SFM porn

How many more characters are going to get added to this game? They're still missing some crucial archetypes.

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This guy gets so mad when people edit his self insert comics to be a white guy instead of a nig lmao.

It pleases me.

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I allways lose it at the last one

She needs to be with 76 for more youth-old interactions. And romance and fucking, especially with young 76

>Plot won't move forward until the Storm Rising-esque/L4D sequal
Let me help you out, user.
>Plot won't move forward.

well it sure as fuck ain't the in-game dialogue, after that whole reaper backstory shittery

It truly is. Her short didn't give her any characterization aside from "nearly suicidal workaholic," which is at odds from the blandly happy personal she otherwise has.

>actually taking the time to read his social media posts
>taking the time to edit someone's art
You can tell who's more mad

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Came here to say this.

All I remember is at one point they tried to pull some kind of "we're so impressed by what our fanbase has come up with that we'd rather you tell the story" line as an excuse to stop making those awful comics.

>Community quickly has a headcannon where Pharrah and Mercy are lesbos
>Blizzard says fuck that, and instead use Tracer as their LGBT inclusion quota
Why do they make things complicated for themselve

Her game personality was the only thing that stopped me from saying they're all shit.

Being a little piece of shit gamer that can't accept defeat was hilarious.

>mild-success
>overwatch
>mild-success

Salty nigger detected. All of this is done for me, and simply shown to me all here on Yea Forums. Plenty of bleached threads and screens show it all.

Stay mad, and enjoy watching more nig artists get turned white.

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Why the fuck are Sigma's feet out

Way to trigger the libs, bro! Shadilay, fellow Channer!

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It's a fucking shooter. Why do zoomers expect story and character in a shooter. You just shoot shit.

False flagging this hard is gross.

Seething

lots of women have feet, user

Have sex.

Yep, OW is pretty but boring

this pic is like seven years old why did it make me laugh

based stoneposter making the toesuckers seethe

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Blow me, kid. Most Channers support Communism, or at least the stated goals of Communism.

0/10

Elitism is almost always good.

Cute

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The mech or whatever is barely larger than the average human, and doesn't seem to offer the pilot much protection. Really bad design

Better than him listening to "I'm the bad guy" on repeat feeling sorry for himself.
I had an idea to replace Doomfist with Dragonfist of some relation to Shimada family and instead of a clenched fist would punch with three different 'claw' like those iron tiger martial art films of the old days from Jackie Chan flicks.

DF is just so bland as he is now.

Surely by now there's SFM's of those soles being ravaged.

Post them

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>tranny

>DF is just so bland as he is now.
What's so bad about Doomfist? He's cool.

>bad design because it doesn't offer much protection
>forgetting that it also works as literal suicide jet
That thing is a death trap, if the enemy can hack into it. The protection of the pilot only matters for a short while since they're clearly suicide bombers.

>body of under 18

No she doesn't. Unless you live in America where everyone is 300lbs by 18

What happened to this site. Was it all the 35 year old boomer trump supporter ?

Tattooed piece of dyke trash.

/thread. Shut this shitty thread down.

Take your meds, delusional schizo.

>Yea Forums isn’t your pedo circle jerk club
Uh, dude, do you know what this site is? Like, do you know what Yea Forums is? Remember the exploding van? Remember Foxnews? You should probably go back to le ddit

not that user but you got really upset over that, kind of embarrassing

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Joke on them I’ll fap to Alejandra porn and there’s nothing you can do about it

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Sorry Narutard, this was me.Just cause someone else thinks you’re a faggot doesn’t mean you have to throw a fit and pretend it’s the same person. Maybe you’re the schizo? Take your meds, maybe?

Like what?

Counter-culture. This site is literally [unpopular opinion] at its core, because you can spout popular stuff anywhere. The only way to have directly unpopular opinions and not be shamed or yelled down at for thinking such things is here, so naturally that is how it will go. In five years, assuming we live that long, it will likely have completely changed again.

Reaper shittery? What you mean?
They didn't have the characters back story before they released the game? Pretty goofy.

I like that artist

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fpbp

Generic anime. Wow.

Overwatch doesn't succeed at gameplay or story. Nothing new there

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That cinematic was really fucking boring. Could have been something fun like her and Lucio working together against a threat at a music festival or something.