Holy fuck the Link's Awakening remake has to be the most insulting remake of all time

Holy fuck the Link's Awakening remake has to be the most insulting remake of all time.
>Ugly as fuck, with way too much blur and bloom
>Characters are the very definition of soulless
>UI ripped straight out of botw because lazy developers
>Removed the photoshop from DX
>Can't even run properly, constant framedrops
>No added content except the dungeon REARANGER which is completely pointless
>Easy game made even EASIER
>Remixed music sounds like SHIT
>$60 for a 4 hour long game boy game

If you buy this you hate not only Zelda but 2D Zelda's specifically, fuck me if they make the oracle games in the same style.
Even worse when they showed the cool into and then it instantly swaps to mobile phone tier garbage. FUCK this """remake""" and everyone who buys it.

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Shut up you dumb punk bitch nigger

but it runs at steady 60fps?

Not an argument.
No it doesn't. It even dips indoors when you talk to people.

No it doesnt.

>easy game made even easier

What happened?

(o´ω`o) ok I'll be buying an extra copy!

Yes it should be a 30 dollar eshop title. Old news.

Ok
youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_-sj9YKg0

They removed some hazards like pic related

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>OMG THIS GAME IS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>pirates it
lmao you're pathetic

That's the smart choice, since there's almost no demos anymore that's the only way to find out if a game is worth your money.

Im going to buy a digital snd physical edition now. What are you going to do about it bitch boy?

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Hmm... removing obstacles isn't a good sign. Any other examples?

Does it use double buffered vsync? That's usually the culprit to large framedrops.

Lmao all the stuff OP listed are in videos and shit. You don't need to play it to see them. Pirates just use these flaws as excuse to play the game for free.
If you want to pirate games that's fine just don't pretend you're doing it for some other reason.

I aint played Links awakening enough to remember but don't those platforms break upon leaving them?
Isnt it reasonable to let players check the crystal and then go on the crumbling path than fuck them over once trying to check the crystal?
Please make this clear because this only looks like a reasonable design change than "making the challenge presented """easier""""

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>>Easy game made even EASIER
Play it in Hero mode.

Laugh at you.

fucking kek what a retarded cope

If I remember right, the platforms break after you go over them the second time so you can't go over the same way three times.

>Pirates just use these flaws as excuse to play the game for free.
....wait really?
I thought they just do that to get people to not support the game because they realise they have little actual effect on the industry with their pitiable lives and need to infect the perception of weaker gullible people.

I highly doubt theyre making excuses and then actually pirating, I'm pretty sure someone whos gonna pirate is gonna pirate, regardless, consequence be damned.

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>hacked switch with unstable shitty custom firmware
Literally proves nothing

It's just based on how much time you spend on them, which resets if you step out before it elapses. The change is to prevent people from screwing themselves over, but it happening wasn't a guarantee.

If you think the game is shit why would you play it, even for free?

What does Hero Mode do?

Well thats exactly what my point is if you read the rest.
People who say excuses for pirating : Probably people with no confidence in themselves to change anything so they try to influence gullible people
People who are actually going to pirate it : gonna do it anyways because they can

Enemies do double damage and there are no heart drops, you can only heal with fairies, fairy fountains, Crazy Tracy's potions and getting pieces of heart.

The cracked floors break if you send on them for a second. If you are moving you'll be fine, but if you stop to slash the bats at three wrong time you could fall in.

Also the crystals are breakable with your sword. They are essentially zelda standard pots.

Ah, understood.
It still seems reasonable from a design standpoint but I can understand why someone would get at the design for being "gutless"

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I'm on the eagle tower right now. It's a $20 title at max.

I love Zelda and this is my second favorite Zelda. I'm going to play it and form my own opinion but literally everything I've seen points to it being shit. Same with PKMN Swsh / lgpe

OP is full fucking panic mode because he has wasted the entire year shitposting about the game and is about to get BTFO when the reviews drop.

I cannot fucking wait to watch him cope. This is already hilarious.

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can we talk about how the bats not being pitch black is totally fucked up and makes this feel like shit compared to the original?

>can we talk about how the bats not being pitch black is totally fucked up and makes this feel like shit compared to the original?

lmfao have sex you mentally ill autist.

>bats are visible and dont blend in with the pit at all
Okay I hate the soul vs soulless meme shit but this is unironically soulless.

This remake is truly saddening.
Videogames shouldnt make me feel sad.

>its shit because the bats look better

The kids of Yea Forums everyone.

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>remake totally misses the point and mangles a deliberate design choice
>better call this guy names for pointing it out!

>This mad
Sorry nintendies stole ur haRd eaRned monies, OP :(

Meh. I'm still pirating this game anyway

The remake is superior in every single way.

>b-b-but muh bats are a different shade of black!! Game is shit!

Fuckinf kek.

>Zelda games get good reviews regardless of quality
>Forgetting that literally every reviewer gave Skyward Sword a 9 or higher
>implying paid off journos mean anything to the quality of a game
>especially a Zelda game
Stop giving them clicks you autist

>The remake is superior in every single way.
What does it do different?

retard

How do you even pirate Switch games anyway?

>What does it do different?

Oh here we go. Keep living in denial shit for brains.

Journos are paid when it's convenient for you to shitpost, faggot. Get over it

>4 hour long

kys

>he thinks Skyward Sword is actually a 9/10 game

oh god it's not even frame-skipping. It's the literal slow motion kind of shit framerate. fuck.

fucking bravo nintendo. don't try to have any semblance of quality control. god forbid you show any fucking effort at all.

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>he can't think of anything

I think the aesthetic looks nice but I’m not a Zelda fan anyway so I won’t be buying.

I do think this board is full of jaded, cynical autists who throw a shitfit over every minute detail of every game that gets announced though. Hard to imagine that you people can actually enjoy games at all.

Laugh and play the original on an emulator

>Playing a remake that looks and runs worse than the 25 year old original
No thanks.

I think the aesthetic looks nice and I don't mind Zelda, but holy fuck is the game massively overpriced for what it is.

The game is improved in every single fucking way.

From the gorgeous visuals, to the gameplay, to quality-of-life improvements, to the additional content.

This game is going to rave reviews out the ass. You know why? Because its an improved definitive version of one of the best games of all time.

You cannot cope. And I am loving it.

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I don't, but I'm aware that people have different opinions from mine. Try being an adult

Lotta bullshit threads this fine morning.

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Link's Awakening did not need a full remake and could have been just fine with some minor touch ups, like having the tiles and sprites redone with the OoA/OoS versions and removing the dumb Power Bracelet pop-ups.

The cope is legendary.

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Its almost release day of another Nintendo Exclusive. What did you expect?

>60$ gba game with mobile shit graphics

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I really liked the GB game, so I can't wait to emulate it because FUCK Nintendo .

You like to enter threads of vidya that you don't like
We like to make threads of vidya that we don't like

Deal with it fag

amazing parody of a fanboy right down to the reddit spacing
kudos

$60 for beautiful definitive remake one of the best games of all time.

Exclusive to Switch.

Maybe you can play in a few years on that switch emulator you clamour so much for XDD

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I'll never understand why newfags ever believed the idea that Yea Forums hates every game so hard that to fit in they need to shit talk every game that ever comes out in order to gain attention from other people who pretend to be equally vitriolic.

Does this fucking shit matter to you? Really? You care so much that you need to rally others to be mad at a game with you? Just don't fucking buy or play it if you don't like it.

Can we please go back to at least allowing video game discussion on Yea Forums?

>gorgeous visuals
Plastic toys is a very objective style to have gone with, pal
>gameplay
The game runs slower and worse than the original.
>quality-of-life improvements
Apart from no more screen transitions and new button configurations, there isn’t much
>additional content
They actually removed content from the DX version of the game, but whatever you say. Enjoy you shallow “dungeon maker” made entirely out of preset rooms and layouts.

>one of the best games of all time
Kek

>reddit spacing

They will teach you how to write at School soon. Don't you worry. Education is good for you.

...

...

I'm pretty sure they don't teach anyone to put in extra line breaks in their physical books, because that wastes page space.
If you ever went to one, you would know this.

>I'm not jealous!!!

He says this while in a thread about a game for a system he doesn't own.

LAWL

Hey, you can always try downvoting it like every other Nintendo exclusive.

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arrest yourself retard

>I'm pretty sure they don't teach anyone to put in extra line breaks in their physical books, because that wastes page space.

lmao what 3rd world shit hole do you live in?

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Same literal game but made easier. Typical Aonuma/Grezzo move.

At least Facade isn't a joke now.

All this seethe and cope. Amazing.

go to bed and arrest yourself uronically

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that

doesn't

write

like

this

>too poor to afford a modern console and game
>needs to use goodwill hand-me-downs instead
It checks out.

Why are shills still defending this game when piratefags have already confirmed that the game is shit and not worth the $60?

Its supposed to be a dream, i dont remember dreams being edgy anime

Nah. I said from Day One I thought the art style of the remake looks fantastic.

Now everyone who isn't a mentally baby on Yea Forums agrees with me.

If I have time, I'm going to compile quotes from all the reviews talking about gorgeous the game is and spam it here endlessly for lulz because I know you can't cope.

Thats IF I have time, I'll probably be too busy playing this amazing game

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Nintendo made some red herring pirated versions that run like shit to punish people who can't afford games.

Fucking based!

based reddit spacing

Years of conditioning.
Its supposed to be a dream
Shame it's just a nightmare then.

Get buttfucked you fag LMAO

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>Thats IF I have time, I'll probably be too busy playing this amazing game
You'll have plenty of time because the game is 5 hours long.

I always underestimate Yea Forums‘s capability to be retarded.

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>believing digital foundry

yiikes, a postmodern (you)

destroyed

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Based as fuck

Its another Yea Forums is having a meltdown over another Nintendo exclusive thread.

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every. single. fucking. release.
get a grip faggots

Snoybois can't help themselves because they have nothing else to do.

lmao i'd rather play the 60fps version on a gameboy. btw for me the worst part is how the moblins ai has been completely changed.

Anybody else playing link's awakening?

I think there's a glitch with the armos knight, all my attacks do nothing, they just bounce off his shield, even my attacks from behind him or places that aren't his shield all register as an attack on his shield and he takes no damage.
Nothing works, arrows, bombs, boomerang, sword nothing.

based

>ITT: people that don't play Nintendo games are angry about a game they wouldn't play if they could
But why

>stop liking zelda

You need to stun him by letting you hit your shield

i played the dx version 3 times by now and i think the remake is a 6.5/10 at best

What really rustles my jimmies about this is that they didn't even bother to make it run at a stable framerate.
BotW has a player controlled camera and a fully interactive world and it runs at a stable 30 that actually looks smoother than 30 through some kind of nintendo magic.
This game has a fixed camera and can only fit a handful of assets on the screen at any time, with more simplistic graphics and static lighting and environments, and it runs notably worse than BotW.
Plenty of better looking and more complicated games run at or near 60fps on the swatch, this simplistic shit running like garbage is inexcusable

>6.5 is bad
Fuck of IGN

the dx version is a 8.5

wrong boss, the one i'm fighting all he does is jump on you, i've looked up gameplay footage, people beat him without stunning him.

NOOOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY BROS

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I'm completely indifferent to this remake and i'm not gonna buy it because link's awakening has some of my favorite sprites on the gb and already has enough charm to be enjoyable enough for me to replay it every few years. Seriously, I'm not even big on pixel shit, but the game is bursting with so much appeal that I don't even think a highly detailed complete overhaul would make me try it.

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I'm not even a switchfag but I think it looks cute. :3

Ok, so why are you so mad.

I'm angry at the basedboi retards allowing Nintendo to milk us even more by buying this shit and validating this jewiness. That's all.

It should cost 20$ at best.

what?

Seriously is nobody else playing this game?
I played the gbc version and never ran into this game breaking bug. I hope they patch it.

>black guy
>Nintendo
Why can't the left meme?

>the remake is a 6.5/10 at best

lmfao its BotW all over again

Looks great, I'm really excited for it.

I know people will accuse me of lying, but here goes nothing. So I can easily spot frame drops and screen tearing, yet I am unable to spot the difference between 30fps to 60fps. There are some tests where I can spot it, but generally speaking in most cases I just don't see it.

FPBP

SS was and still is a 9/10 game though you stupid poo poo face

>I'd be happy if it was $20
So its just third worlders?

based

But they fixed the framerate?
Is this just the thread made for shitposters to feel better about themselves?
youtube.com/watch?v=1exO5yNLXPg&ab_channel=DigitalFoundry

What do we do Sony bros another good game on the switch??? It's not fucking fair!

I'm playing the game, and there's framerate drops and screen tearing when there's stuff like grass growing back off screen.

Ive got hollow knight, shovel Knight and blasphemous for 15, 15 and 20. Why the fuck would I drop 60 for this old gba game with souless Funko Pop graphics? This is next level nintendroning

it's playable right now? days before release? for free?

>a new nintendo game
>astroturf using the same arguments no matter what games
lmao.

What the fuck, they should just lock it to 30 FPS. I have it preordered but this is going to annoy the piss out of me, I hate inconsistent frame rates unless some big giant thing is happening that's distracting me from it.
Walking through some grass isn't that.

>60 for this old gba game
No one is asking you to buy it user
Why do you really want a game that you think is a "6.5/10 at best" (while somehow thinking 6.5/10 is bad) and still want to buy it. Play those games then.
Why are you so angry?

lol, piracy proteckt

I like the style, but I’m not paying full price for a game I bought on the Nintendo eshop years ago for a couple of bucks.

Even ALttP has frame drops on the Switch. Literally an SNES game.
What a fucking piece of shit this console is.

why are nintentards so against piracy now, Yea Forums has tons of piracy and homebrew threads before.

Shovel knight how long to beat main+extras 7.5 hr
howlongtobeat.com/game.php?id=19512
Links awakening how long to beat main+extras 15 hr
howlongtobeat.com/game.php?id=10033

>while somehow thinking 6.5/10 is bad
65% is the bare minimum for a passing grade.

>dozens of GBA game series die due to RAMPANT piracy
Same with SEGA fans, they know the real cost.

>4x the price, with no chance of a drop or sale
>barely 2x the game time

>a passing grade is bad now
user.
Why are you so dumb?
Also is this an American thing? 65?

DQXI S costs the same money and comes out in ten days.
Spend your money on an actually good game bros. Don't fall for this cashgrab.

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Shovel Knight is longer with all the extra challenges + no checkpoint run ( and more interesting to play imo ).

Yes, a passing grade can still be a bad one. Nobody looks highly upon a straight-D student.

based and dragon pilled

I'm getting both

>a passing grade can still be bad
>this is your brain on deconstructionist post-modernism

fifteen hours? what kinda fucking calculator are you using?!

>buy an old GBA remake or a soulless SquEnix reshash
Hmmm. There are better games on the Switch.

cannot wait to finally marry martina

So a straight-D student is doing a good job?

Can I get a quick rundown on Switch emulation?
I wanna play this.

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WAIT WAIT WHAT?
Is this confirmed?

>is a person passing doing a good job
I'm not even buying this game but you're retarded

forgot the pic

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Is a person barely sneaking by and putting in the absolute minimum amount of effort bad?

>Is a person barely sneaking by and putting in the absolute minimum amount of effort
Nice strawman.
>passing is bad
Fuck California and fuck nulogic

Switch doesn't fucking work. The thing is patreon funded to they're at the whim of their donations. And everyone wants them to get Super Mario Odyssey running. They've working on it for nearly two years and still and unplayable mess. So you'll be waiting a while. Probably just cheaper buying a fucking Switch.

>Producer Hokuto Okamoto supplemented Horii’s statement, adding, “You can choose the partner you live with.”

>Nice strawman.
That's what a 65 is. Literally one point from passing.
Do Europeans really have the gall to shit talk American education when they praise a D as a good grade?

>Can't even run properly, constant framedrops
How in the goddamn?

>That's what a 65 is
No, that's a shallow strawman you conviently pulled out of your ass.

nintendo shills will defend this

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I know Yurop considers a 35 a passing grade, but in America we can actually afford to fail the shitty students.

>post includes blatantly subjective opinions
>THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THAT HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS WHAT A CRIME! WHY DON'T WE ALL BECOME CALIFORNIAN?!

fpbp, as always

Well he's defending a 60 port that does nothing but downgrade a game he can get for 5 so...

what the fuck is wrong with you?

Well shit.
I'm not buying Nintendo shit anymore since they went full retard with rom sites.

>I know Yurop
Great for Europe, I'm not in Europa.
A pass is a pass, you can't say its a half. - TJ "Henry" Yoshi

Any scene with grass is automatically capped at 50. What a shitshow.

I'm so tired of this leftists ruining the site.
Just nuke California already.

I'd go as far as to say that the graphics and chiptune music of the original outright enhance the experience.

>I'm not in Europa.

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Swing and a miss.

Everything south of Texas is an irredeemable dumpster fire and your life and ultimately irrelevant. Russia too.

Good thing I held off on prepurchasing this

Can you still steal from the shop

Get Daemon X Machina instead

if they do decide to remake the oracle games I PRAY they don’t use this piss awful claymation/toy aesthetic

Anyone have a stream I can watch?

Yes.

Wtf is up with the framerate? Its all over the place it feels like shit.
Why not cap this at 30?

>country is top ten-highest per capita income
>irredeemable dumpster fire
No

spin attacks or pegasus boots, it's a weird timing.

Sweet. Hope it blows some kids mind like it did mine back in the day

Yes. The o-zone layer has abandoned you in an attempt to create a literal dumpster fire.

fpbp

How? I haven't been able to. If I pick something up and try to leave the guy just says "you have to pay for that"

>falling for /int/ memes
Oh no no no

>UI ripped straight out of botw because lazy developers

I know you're baiting but do you have some pics to support that? I'm actually curious.

tried those, nothing happens

>>Easy game made even EASIER
>>Remixed music sounds like SHIT
>>$60 for a 4 hour long game boy game
these are just fake news
the game is not easier, the music is really good and the game isn't 4 hours

Now i do think this is very lazy by nintendo and that NO ONE should pay 60 dollars for it
anyone telling you the game runs at a stable frame rate is fucking retarded, there is no way to change ANY options (be it sound or just text speed), and the game still very much feels like a handheld game
anything more then 30 is way to much and i even feel like 20 might be a little much for this shit
still pretty fun tho :)

I haven't yet played the remake myself and I'm only going by preview footage of people doing it, but it seems to work like in the original. Pick up the item you intend to steal, walk to the right of the shopkeeper until he turns to face you, then quickly run to the door and exit before he turns back left.

>there is no way to change ANY options
This is standard fare in Nintendo games. It's a very Japanese mindset of "we made it so we know better".

okay never mind, spin attacks worked thanks.
I have no clue why.
I've seen let's players and other people beat him on gbc with regular attacks.

I just spent ten minutes trying and finally did it, I guess I'm just dumb

>Link's Awakening remake has to be the most insulting remake of all time.

Nope

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You might be able to hit him with normal strikes if you have seashell sword

NINTENDO

>stop liking what I don’t like!
Why do you waste your time here with these tantrums? I sincerely want to know

Ehh, Links awakening is one of the few Zelda titles I was never able to play. Neither the original or the first remake. So this might as well be a new game for me. The performance points you make are really reaching. Unless the frames are dipping below 30fps who gives a shit? It's not a shooter, action game, or even a platformer so fps doesn't matter. Them making a few puzzles easier is lame but honestly it doesn't bother me too much as long as the bulk of the game is still the same. I mean without the changes, I likely would have just spent a few more seconds on a pretty simple puzzle anyway so not a big whoop. The only point of yours that I really agree with is the price. This should have been $40 max. I'm fairly convinced this game was meant for the 3ds but was ported to switch after they killed off the 3ds support. Sadly I don't see them dropping the price anytime soon and I wanna play it so there isn't much I can do about the price

try again

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Why are you still talking about this daily?

Is this worse than FFVI on iOS?

It's a worse game than the original in literally every way.

I don't even know what that game is, explain how it tops removing and gimping half of the content from the original game (in ORAS's case)

You didn't answer my question

cope

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the performance hits are annoying when it's constantly dumping from 60fps to 30fps and back up, and popping in. They might as well have locked it in at 30fps and then it would've at least been stable - the issue is less about the minimum framerate and more about frame stability

>all the seething Nintentrannies ITT

>It's a worse game than the original in literally every way.

Kek ok kiddo

seething

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Op , you are the cancer killing gaming, just wanted to let you know.

I suppose that could be annoying but I doubt it'll completely ruin the experience. I mean with few exceptions, most switch titles run like shit so I'm pretty used to it at this point. Hopefully in the future devs know how to make games run better on switch but as it stands right now, it's pretty much expected games will run poorly on switch

I haven't played FFVI on IOS, but from what I can tell its still essentially the same game, just uglier. The Lufia 2 remake is completely different. Story, art, gameplay, characters, music, all changed.

Lufia 2 is one of the more highly beloved SNES JRPGs. the story is fairly lackluster, but has a few notable moments. The game is solid, and is one of the few JRPGs that is known for for excellent dungeon and puzzle design. Both combat and dungeoneering are turn-based, in that everything moves 1:1 while exploring dungeons, making for interesting puzzle options.

off the top of my head, the remake

>Changed the western-inspired character designs to generic weebshit
>converted the world aesthetic from traditional fantasy adventure to MUH CRYSTAL TECHNOLOGY
>invalidates multiple character story arcs, like when Tia and Dekar hook up
>100% ending effectively retcons the rest of the series, negating one of the most notable endings of the SNES era
>turns game from turn based RPG combat to action rpg/platforming combat
>Removes 99% of puzzle mechanics in favor of muh puzzle platforming

Music is still good though.

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user, it’s on the Switch.

>>$60 for a 4 hour long game boy game
HLTB has it at 15 hours. Which is still way too short for its pricetag. If the game is even shorter than that I'll reconsider buying it on Friday.

it's a little damning when it's a first party title though, considering they're the ones who made the damn system it's pretty telling that even they can't seem to optimize for it

>too retarded to not see HEART and SOUL

Holy fuck op , Jesus Christ, Lord in heaven. Literally rofling at you lolololol

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cute!

I agree they look way better when they start off as spooky eyes in the dark. They look stupid now

A Chad Between Worlds
>a revitalization of LttP's style as a reimagined sequel, with dynamic game flow thanks to a non-linear progression order and rental items
>world and monster models are often simplistic but faithful adaptations of the original SNES sprites
>character model and face style is simplistic but calls back to the style of the non-chibi official art
>player movement is free-directional, making gameplay incredibly satisfying and logical for a control stick
>music is comprised primarily of arranged LttP tracks, which are all triumphantly adventurous and energetic
>sound effects mostly consist of original crisp and iconic LttP sound effects
>reasonably stable 60fps framerate, smoother than its SNES source material
>extra player interaction only requires other copies of the game, and engages the player in Dark Link fights tailor made from other players
Virgin's Remakening
>an almost no frills, nearly 1:1 remake of the original game
>world and monster models are simplistic and vaguely recall the style of the original Game Boy/Color sprites
>character models are lifeless, bare minimum interpretations of the Game Boy sprites
>graphic style is made worse with a tacky toylike gloss over everything and an incredibly unhelpful tilt shift blur filter
>character movement is 8-directional yet forces the use of an analog stick and does nothing with the D-Pad
>music remixes are often just done in a low-energy juvenile style
>new sound effects are often clinically dull and sometimes don't come close to resembling what they should sound like for a Zelda game
>framerate is 60fps but is hardly stable, often seeing dips to 30 or sometimes lower; even the original chad Game Boy version laughs at this embarrassment
>extra player interaction requires a scalperbait figurine to facilitate, and just consists of "custom" dungeons made of pre-baked room layout options

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15 hours might be for 100% on your first playthrough if you take it slowly and get lost now and then. It's shorter than that, especially if you played it before.

Honestly , link's awakening has too much soul

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Kill yourself
first post best post. OP's cock sucking is the most insulting cock sucking of all time.

I finished the whole remake, though not 100%, in 10 hours, and I wasn't rushing. Not trying to refute your point, just for reference

Literally too much soul

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Yeah, 10 hours seems more realistic for this game. I can do it in 6 or 7 on the original since I've completed it many times and know it by heart.

post more soul

Well shit. Better just wait a week for DQ XI then.
The demo was a lot of fun even though it looks like shit in HH.

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>reasonably stable 60fps framerate, smoother than its SNES source material

>framerate is 60fps but is hardly stable

Your desperation shines through. You badly want to hate the game and have to selectively distort reality to suit your narrative.

Thank fuck the kiddies of Yea Forums are irrelevant and will remain baffled as the larger world ignores their laughable 'opinions'.

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>Did you get your soul cups user?

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I think it looks good enough on the small screen. Of course it's going to reflect badly when you blow a screenshot up on a monitor, but it's definitely one of the better-looking JRPGs on the system in handheld mode, and almost definitely the best-looking docked.

Holy fucking cope, Batman!

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Pretty cool they managed to get Momokun to make a cameo appearance.

>Ugly as fuck, with way too much blur and bloom
Preference
>Characters are the very definition of soulless
Agreed but still prefference
>UI ripped straight out of botw because lazy developers
Yeah, but it saves development time and money
>Removed the photoshop from DX
They added something better
>Can't even run properly, constant framedrops
It's not that bad
>No added content except the dungeon REARANGER which is completely pointless
It's a remake it's meant to be a remake, still there's stuff like fairy bottles and a new hard mode
>Easy game made even EASIER
There's more heart containers to collect but that's optional, i wish some of the more vague stuff was less vague. Still it's a kid's game.
>Remixed music sounds like SHIT
Didn't really notice the music, i actually wish it was made more noticeable.
>$60 for a 4 hour long game boy game
It's not 4 hours, it's pretty long, but yeah i agree it's worth way too much.

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Yeah that's what makes me believe it was originally intended to be a 3ds title that was ported to switch. I mean 3ds had a history of getting ports and remasters. It got link between worlds that was originally supposed to be a link to the past remaster, it got the ocarina of time remaster, and it likely would have gotten this game if 3ds support wasnt killed off. I mean why else would it run at an unstable fps? Other first party titles designed specifically for switch run great. ARMS is unironically probably the best running title on switch and looks good too with few exceptions.

I am of similliar mindset
so I bough a used switch so nintendo got 0 money from me
I made sure its the unpatched model, so now i just pirate all the games

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>>UI ripped straight out of botw because lazy developers
>Yeah, but it lets them be lazy.

Uh oh, better delete this! funko kirby is bad!

Pirate Chad here, currently playing the game. Its fucking great and looks superb. Dripping in SOUL. Sorry to all the haters but there's absolutely no going back to GBC version ever again.

>Yeah that's what makes me believe it was originally intended to be a 3ds title that was ported to switch
No, this cannot be the case. Back in mid-2017, Grezzo put out a recruitment notice for a new Zelda remake, and they were looking for people with experience in Unreal Engine 4, which this remake is made in and which the 3DS can't run. What could have happened at most is that it was a 3DS game in the initial planning stages, but got moved to Switch before it even entered development.

is there a new game + or something?

nope

There is Hero mode but it's unlocked from the start and can be toggled anytime.

Has anybody beaten the game yet? How was it? How does it compare to the original?

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There's conspiracy theories on /vp/ that SwSh was intended to be a 3DS game because GF thought the Switch would flop.

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I have, I think it's lame overall. Almost everything the OP said I found to be true with performance issues being the most deeply frustrating. If I ever felt like playing LA again I'd just play the GB or GBC version

I suppose that could be the case and nintendo just doesn't know how to use unreal engine properly. Either way my points still stand. The game looks fun and likely won't get a price drop anytime soon so why wouldn't I buy it if I haven't played the original game?

Just finshed the 3rd dungeon. There's no comparison between this and the original. Its on a completely different level, don't listen to the haters.

That makes no sense. It's just that Game Freak doesn't have the skills to make a game that looks significantly better than their 3DS ones yet, especially not on a system with such a huge difference in specs compared to the 3DS.

jesus that's so terrible

Nintendo bonus,nothing to do with Nintendo paying journalists the dumbfucks do it for free

It ain't worth 60 dollars and fuck if I'm gonna wait for a sale when there's a site that offers a 100% discount.

>literally no mention about the gameplay
>just mentions highly subjective topics

I think those Keese actually look pretty cook

At least he will play at 60fps

based

>Nintendo Bonus

I always chuckle when seething autists have to invent conspiracy theories and fake scores because they can't cope with reality.

"Different" opinions that are all the same when the reviews drop on the same day. Sure.

ALBW ran fine, but that's because they stuck to Nintendo engines for everything. LANS uses Unreal Engine 4, which is a fucking resource hog, and is especially disastrous on Switch (remember how bad the resolution dips got on Yoshi's Crafted World? Also UE4!). The fact that they used UE4 for this shit only sells further just what a halfass project this was.

>stable 30 fps
Don't lie, user. The lost woods area is especially bad.

Why are they using unreal engine more often now? I mean I know it's nu-tendo and all that so they're completely reversing old stances they had like no paying for online but there's gotta be a specific reason for the usage of unreal

>Botw doesn't have framerate issues on switch

Based retard,btw this is from the last analysis from digital foundry so the game is patched

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>remember how bad the resolution dips got on Yoshi's Crafted World?

I played YCW on a 55" TV and never noticed. I was always impressed with the art style and creativity of all. It looked far better and more memorable to me than boring photo-realistic graphics running on higher end hardware I own.

Thats just me though, I was too busy having fun to notice 'resolution dips' lasting a fraction of a second.

Welfare trannies calling people "third-worlders" for not buying shit at full price at release is just so cute. Never gets old.

No, that's not a theory, that's reality. But this is reality also -sorta. Gamefreak does have the talent, they've made good looking games but I think they also don't give a fuck about pokemon any more which of course gives us trash.

>botw
>stable anything
Look at him and laugh

>couldn't make her a topless model like the original Japanese game
>make her tits even bigger as a compensation
>artist's painting looks horrible
>realize he's actually painting with a sculpting tool

Wonder how they handled the mermaid...

lol the excuses

Not him, but Great Deku Tree is quite literally one of if not the only place where I had frame rate issues. And it's consistent, but luckily only that one spot. Does it prove him wrong? Sure. But it's a cherry pick.

>the framerate dropped for a fraction of a second in a non-combat area of the game you don't even need to visit.

I laugh when morons like you try to pretend this isolation cherry picked screenshot is proof that the whole game runs like this. You are mentally ill. Planet Earth already decided BotW is one of greatest games of all time.

based and redpilled

>Stable 30fps

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>they've made good looking games
Not in 3D on HD systems yet. Talent won't get them far if they don't have experienced 3D modelers and HD-quality texture artists with the tight schedule they're on as well. Remember that the highly-detailed 3D models of Pokémon made for gen 6 were created by Creatures, not them. And it was also Creatures that made Detective Pikachu, which is one of the most graphically impressive 3DS games.

Literally the Soul meme. On the original the first time you encounter them is a big surprise. You have to keep an eye on these fuckers the rest of the game because you never know. Now they are just standing there, shining like gold.

Silky smooth 18fps

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>was made by Creatures not them
Jesus, I had no idea. I can't comprehend why they didn't re-use those models. They were so ridiculously detailed mesh wise that they should have been usable for the foreseeable future.

Game drops on kakariko,hateno,drops on other areas too,nintendo fanboys are delusional as always

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CENSOR THS!!!

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>Kakariko and Hateno
False or perhaps my copy was fixed with the patch :^)

The graph shows a susteined drop moron,can't even read a simple graph

user i like the game but it isn't stable. I wouldn't say it matters all that much but we are having a conversation about framerate

>th-the framerate dropped from 30fps to 28fps for a fraction of a second. It-its shit!!!

Kek 3 years of tears.

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Or perhaps you dumb as fuck and can't tell framedrops

THERE'S NO SEASHELL SWORD, I TRIED WITH 20 SEASHELLS AND IT GAVE ME A SEASHELL DETECTOR INSTEAD

First Grandia then FFVIII and now this full price travesty.
How many of my favorite games must they destroy with these soulless remakes?

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They did reuse them, if you look at the SwSh models, it's clearly those ones with several tweaks to correct weird-looking parts.

you need to get all the seashells. it even tells you that when you go in there the first time

Have you gotten the mirror shield yet?

>stable 30 that actually looks smoother than 30
how on earth can you be so selective in your delusion

>can't tell framedrops
PC is my primary platform. I can literally tell when my frame rate drops from 120.

>not believing empirical primary source evidence

Big yikes from me, dawg

What about the misssable ones, I missed out on the seashells you get at 5 and 10.

There are more seashells, so they likely moved it to a higher number.

>My game has 97 metacritic and yours 96 hahaha
The state of Nintendo fanboys,look at the last analysis of digital foundry on Zelda dumbfuck,game has susteined drops that reach 20fps

/thread

And can't tell drops from 30fps,man this guy is stupid

That sounds fun

>Link's Awakening shitpost thread
>Sony trash flood in screeching about BOTW and Sony games

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Reminder that if this is successful, Nintendo will go into full remake mode.

Imagine being so mentally ill and OBESSED with Nintendo that you spend countless hous trawling through gameplay footage to screengrab a singular framerate dip to ease the pain of your seething childish jealousy.

Holy fuck I don't know whether to laugh or pity you. At the very least try and get some help.

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Not an argument inb4 you start crying about anime

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they already have been in full remake mode, this is the third main zelda remake for a portable system from this company

BotW is one of the best games of all time.
But that doesn't change the fact that this remake is embarrassing and overpriced.

Just watch the analyses retard,they show the framerate problems,sorry drone,the game drops frames

Are you forgetting all the other remakes Nintendo has already made?

How’s the wind fish look?

Are you in a homeless shelter?

>Being true to the original sprites is embarassing
Your life is embarrassing to your mother.

Nintendo fanboys saying to others get help lol

They've been taking publisher money under the table for their "glowing" analyses. They literally lied for 15 minutes straight about Gears 5.

One of the most acclaimed video games of all time.

>N-No its shit! Let me show you this screenshot of where the frame rate dipped!!

Holy shit my sides. You will never recover will you?

>When you're not only rent free about Nintendo but also about the people that play and like their games

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I was gonna buy this for the switch lite , what's wrong with handheld?

That's OLD, I played it like a month after release and it wasn't this bad. Old DF overlay only proves it.

They’re so thirsty for BOTW they literally shilled some Chinese clone of BOTW
I wish I was joking.

Keep your low standards bitch,game has susteined drops to 20fps and plays like shit,rdr 2 has 97 on metacritic,that proves how dumb you are trying to prove anything with metacritic averages

Got em, fpbp

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>gaym journos sucked this game's dick! you're a loser if you don't like something!
Imagine being this sad.

That chink clone doesn't look half bad if I can emulate it on PC for free, but you're right, their shitposting was the most pathetic thing I've yet to see by them.

When is DQV coming. Builders 2 would be a better use of your money than Xl though

She’s such a cute

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>Keep your low standards bitch


LMFAO

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I unironically will. This remake is a disgusting disaster.

>Builders 2 would be a better use of your money than Xl though
Explain.

True
Still I can’t stand the sound of Chinese
Such a fucking disgusting language

Nothing, it looks really good. Download the demo once you have the Lite and try it out yourself.

NEW BAD
OLD PERFECT AND IMPORTANT

There's a Jap dub now, so it's potentially salvageable in that regard.

I fucking hate frame skipping low fps, slow motion is better
Though in this case any fps drops at all are undefendable

Yes. Going for the bare minimum of literal interpretations of the sprites (which were originally designed as easily read abstractions of official art designs for a 160x144 ink-based monochrome screen) instead of taking any initiative with the vastly superior power and resolution of the Switch to add any further detail IS embarrassing.

Why are people defending this game so much.

I'm playing it right now, I'm at the face shrine.
It's nothing that grand and amazing,

I mean did you forget all the deluxe editions of games like Mario kart, pokken, new super Mario bros they released on switch? And if those don't count, what about the Zelda remakes they've already done? Or the luigis mansion and metroid 2 remakes we got recently? This game's success or failure means nothing. Nintendo always defaults back to remakes when their new experimental titles are in development because remaking an old game is almost guaranteed money especially if the original was a critical success because you're banking on nostalgia and nostalgia fucking moves units. Nintendo isn't gonna change their entire way of operating because one game does bad or pretty good. I'd say botw is an exception because it's the best selling Zelda game of all time so of course they'll change how they make Zelda games to fit more in line with botw.

Just guessing, but maybe because half the people in the thread are pretending it's an irredeemable rancid piece of shit

This is one of the most blatant and low-effort cash grabs Nintendo has ever done. What's sadder is that drones are happily lapping it up with no complaints because they're too blinded by nostalgia.

this should not be 60$

>BECAUSE COPE/SEETHE/HAVE SEX YOU POORFAG/SONYFAG/ZOOMER/SOIBOY/TPFAG

>Listen to the jap dub
Aaaaah much better
But not it looks more like KT made it

Hyrule Warriors of the wild:
Donut steel edition

Except if they were to take ANY initiative you would be here screeching that they weren't true to the original and it's shit. Checkmate you atheist scum.

I'm still buying it and there's not one thing you can do or say that will stop me.

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Everyone is literally just trolling on all sides in this thread.

Xl is not a very good game where as builders 2 is

Faster

Nigga how the fuck can't you notice, even I so and I'm not picky when it comes to frame rate. In this game it's all over the place.

% ending effectively retcons the rest of the series, negating one of the most notable endings of the SNES era

I thought it was NG+ ending, not 100%

The same reason that people are attacking the game so much? Use your brain nigger, people would literally defend shit from faggots if faggots started screeching about it. Not that I'm saying this game is shit.

The main problem I have with remakes like this, where they take the original game that was made with low resolution tiles and heavy constraints in all aspects of the game and just copy it tile by tile with a much more detailed graphical style, is that in the original a lot of detail was implied. The low resolution graphics symbolized a more expansive world and it worked perfectly fine to stimulate our imagination and immerse us in the game world. Our mind filled in the blanks.
Now they just copied it 1:1 and filled in all the blanks themselves with more detailed graphics, which means it doesn't imply anything more than what you see.
We now have a kinda bland looking children's game with graphics that absolutely do not leave anything to the imagination.

Kinda goes for art in general, where something amazing can be created when given a set of constraints, whereas it wouldn't be as impressive without the constraints.
Games these days have little constraints in terms of graphical fidelity, but they failed to compensate for it by making other things more interesting.
The art isn't really in what you do, it's in what you don't do.

OoT3D looks great aside from some blown out lighting because they took initiative with it instead of making literalistic minimal "stylized" boxy 3D models inspired specifically by low poly N64 models. Eat shit.

>The game that literally took the original models and designs and just gave them a slight face lift
>REE why does this game use the original designs and models with a face lift

Yea Forums is go into shitpost meltdown this weekend trying everything it can to undermine this remake.

>It doesn't do anything the original didn't do!

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>Yea Forums will go into shitpost meltdown and spam Day 1 Metacritic screencaps and Sony-related deflections to desperately drown out criticisms
ftfy

The remake is a huge improvement though?
Talking about DX, of course :^)

This is the only post that matters in this thread. It should be $40 at most considering it's a remaster. The interesting thing is the remake has no DX, Deluxe, or even HD after the title like past remakes have had. It made sense when they did the same with the recent luigis mansion remake because that was basically a straight up port. This game however was clearly recreated from the ground up so why keep the same name? It makes it seem like Nintendo considers this a port instead of a remaster/remake and in that case, why charge $60? Have they finally realized they can get away with the switch tax or are they just afraid of putting a first party game on switch for anything other than full price?

No it should be -60 dollars and Nintendo should take hostage your mother and have her suck my dick.

My only hope for this game is that at some point, I add more content via patches. Not a VR mode but maybe a randomizer mode to up the replayability.

I forgot to add that maybe theyre considering this an original game but I mean...its not so why try and pawn it off as one? I know most people didn't play the original but that's kinda scummy

>gave them a face lift
And made them close to the official artwork. Yes. In contrast, LANS' devs decided to be lazy by going in the opposite direction, using the Game Boy sprites the source designs, and called it a day. Aside from Link the intro, LANS doesn't even have non-chibi official art for characters (even ALBW had non-chibi character art).

>OoT is as close to the original game as possible
>Wonderful work, great effort!
>LA is as close to the original game as possible
>SHIT LAZY DEVS
Official artwork is a non argument, it can be made by anyone unrelated to development and is generally a marketing tool for magazines.

Probably because people are shitting on the game incessantly. I am expecting a serviceable remake of my favorite Zelda, no more or less. Grezzo has an okay track record so there is no reason to think this is awful

>GBA game
Fucking zoomie retards. God, how I hate you.

This is the most limp-dick game to come out in some time. To think, that faggots on this board are paying $60 buckaroos for a literal GameBoy game that can't keep a consistent 60 FPS.

Truly fucking pathetic.

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People who were playing GBA games are in their late 20s now. How the fuck does that constitute this retarded zoomer meme?

>Not a new IP
You masturbated furiously to that image, didn't you? kek

Because it's NOT a fucking GBA game, you uneducated faggot. The originalw as for the GB, and then there was a GBC version with colour and an extra dungeon + some powerup clothes.
This was never a GBA game, and just seeing a simple screenshot should be enough to tell you that it wasn't. For fuck's sake.

Because its free, nigger. How else would I know its shit?

Are you going to deny all the reviews and bomb metacritic as usual? XDD

>Pervy nigger creep-shoting some unsuspecting innocent before raping/mugging him

Imagine having images liked this saved on your PC. Jesus.

fpbp
/thread

So have Sonyqueers given up shitposting about Astral Chain and DxM? How can they keep up with the amount of games hitting Switch lately? They must be exhausted.

>Anyone who criticizes this game is my preferred strawman
Ok

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Stay obsessed with Nintendo bro. Its not like you have anything else to do.

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Just finished the game
Does anyone know what's the bottom right item on menu supposed to be? I'm assuming that it's another bottle or some dampé exclusive item, but I ain't playing that shit

And no, the game isn't worth the money. Fucking beat it in 8 hours with nearly all hearts and the boomerang quest complete on hero mode

Keep living in that dream world you built for yourself. I hope it makes you happy.

Good news gentlemen, my Link Amiibo is dispatched as speak. I actually forgot I preordered.

Now, should I mothball this to sell in a few years? I kinda just want to give it to my daughter to play with. I'm looking forward to play LA together with her this weekend and I thought it would a cute toy for her. How breakable are these things?

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Why would he want to be in a world that has you shitposting in it like a mental patient?

>you can't criticize the game because you didn't give money to nintendo
you are pathetic

Not about its performance. Show me where they lied.

>one of the best games of all time.
I have literally never heard of Link's Awakening referred to as one of the best games of all time.

If anything, piratechads will be the only ones that will get to play the game on 60FPS due to modding and overclocking

That is impossible for me to know.

Because the demake was outsourced, just like yoshis crafted world.

i really hope you people who are shitting on or defending this game like this are just trolling. This is just pathetic to watch.

Pretty much what I expected. Regardless of how you feel about the graphics,it's ridiculous to pay 60 bucks for the same amount of content and the same basic gameplay as a GB game from 1993.

>The remake is superior in every single way.
except for that disgusting blurry border you mean

WHAT ABOUT THE MIRROR SHIELD
Does it really just look like the hylian shield with a shader?

Why are white "people" so fragile?

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The only thing demade here was you in the womb after you somehow survived the abortion.

>switch lite
Lol

>I decided not to bang that super hot chick because I didn't like haircut.

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>demake

Kek. Oh and I loved YCW.

FIRST POST
BEST FUCKING POST

I won't take a photo since I'm unironically afraid of the nintendo ninjas, but the shield is nothing special. It's basically the same as a link between world's shield, but without the poop circles.

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yikes, thanks user

>Does anyone know what's the bottom right item on menu supposed to be?
Third bottle
>1 from fishin
>1 from escorting ghost
>1 from 15(?) chamber dungeons

40 shells for the Khololit sword. I don't know what all 50 gets you. 30 is just a chamber piece.

see pic

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>facebook arguments accompanied by 3dpd
Yeah, ok.
>I decided not to bang that super hot chick because I didn't like the acne on her face and the warts all over her body.

SOULLESS

You mean this? That I grabbed from Zelda Wiki?

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At least it isn't the hylian shield, I guess.

This is a 1:1 copy of the gba one?
I want to know if I should buy this or astral chain

DEFINITELY astral chain
It's a 1:1 copy of the gameboy game, not gba. Only new content is a shitty dungeon maker, that actually replaces the foto side quest from the original game.

this. finally the switch gets a REAL zelda game to make up for the ubishit garbage that was botw.

>You don't get renamed to THIEF
the single biggest travesty

You must not have been talking to me, then, because I've been telling people for years that LA is the best Zelda game and Zelda games are frequently in the lists of best games ever.

Disregarding the art choice and the pointless blur just to give it the toy like perspective, the constant frame drops completely kill the gaming experience. Why the fuck does it even completely freeze for a split second indoors just because you destroyed some pots? Really now?
Anyway, the game is still good, obviously since the original is great and it's a 1:1 copy. Albeit, way too easy. Just go hero mode from the get-go.
If it only weren't for those frame drops it would be worth $40 if you ask me. But $60 even if all current issues were to be resolved is still too much.

If you player the original this game should not take longer to than 6-8 hours

It is a 7.5/10 game. I will stand firm on this for the rest of my life. There is a reason it is never brought up in the greatest Zelda debates.

DX is a remaster though.

You're right. It's a 10/10 game, as shown by reviewers. :^)

The QoL improvements alone already make this better than the original and DX.

>QoL improvements
Such as? So far I've only seen things that make the experience worse than the original.

enjoying grandma's grapes and camembert on her couch?

Like, uh.... well there's... wait, how about...

Absolutely based.

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Everybody on Yea Forums has the uncanny ability to know if something is bad without having played it. It's what separates us from ledditors

I don't need to play the game to know a 1:1 remake of a Game Boy game is not worth $60.

Like what? Sure, they added more warp points but that's about it.

To go back to places you never need to see again

I like how the crash and spyro remakes were all three games in one, and only cost $40

Anyone who played it already, that stupid draft racing mini-game: is there anything if you can get sub 30? I know that sub 35 is a seashell.

The item shortcuts. However, even that they managed to fuck up.

The shield is locked on R, boots on L, the sword on B and the gauntlet on A. However, for some fucking retarded reason, you can't bind any items to the fucking dpad. So apart from those 4 items, you are only able to bind two items on Y and X, so you'll still be constantly pausing the game to change between bombs, magic, bow, boomerang, hookshot, feather and the warp song.
You can't even fucking use the dpad to move Link, there's no excuse on why you can't bind any items there. It's an improvement over the original, but it's still a fucking pathetic improvement.

For some reason fighting the "plastic" fake look of CGI was a thing, it's starting to warm up, reminds me of the 90's SGI renders.

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Really? You can just steal all the 1280 rupeeschamber pieces with the only consequence being death?

Quite. My daughter broke off the sword from Alm, but she's only 2 so she wasn't really taking care of it.

Wait, you cant use the dpad to move? Fucking why? This game isn't 3d

You are completely mental if that's what this reminds you of.

What the fuck? It doesn't look like a mirror. They should have swapped the colors, that bronze looks awful

this is overhyped to hell. The games arent memorable but they are completely fine. If you never played emerald you wouldnt even see a problem with them

It's also a bitch to throw your boomerang diagonally with the analog thanks to the 8 directional movement. If you're a piratefag, then you'll at least be able to install a mod that allows for dpad movement eventually.

Tbh most of the shit you mentioned is irrelevant for someone who actually enjoys videogames and not the console/fps-resolution/hardware memewar for redditors.

Watching a video of a game is not trying it you dumb zoomer.

>make sure to cram in as much detail on the Hylian Shield as possible so normalfags will recognize it, to the point where it sticks out like a sore thumb amongst everything else
>first new appearance of a Mirror Shield since Wind Waker? Ehh fuck it just make it the most generic looking shield possible
God damn it Nintendo

Based. People who still buy mainline DQ games have very low standards for themselves. games don't need to have turn based combat any more it's not the 90's we have better ways of creating a combat system now.

They just went back to some LTTP designs. They gave the Armos knight a shield as well.

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What does the Schule's painting mean?

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Laugh and pirate it

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I wish nintendo would shit on my face

I'll wait for digitalfoundry's framerate test to be absolutely sure but if it actually does have frame drops then that's fucking embarrassing. It's a fucking 2D game.

Is the extra dungeon from DX in the game?

Yes

why even play a zelda game in 2019? it's the definitive played one played them all franchise. BOTW was the closest zelda has came in decades to actually being a new game but it was still just another boring open world that has been done to death and better by ubisoft or anyone else in the past decade. nintendo just saying fuck it we'll remake a zelda game from 26 years ago is them admitting they have ran out of ideas for this franchise.

"if you never played the vastly superior version of hoenn you wouldn't see a problem"

Imagine thinking a multi billion dollar corporation set out to fuck themselves over by giving pirates a gimped version of the game so they can spend the next week before the game comes out talking about how shit it is and how no one should spend their money on it while providing proof of their claims.

You're truly delusional.

It's harder to tell different frame rates when they're consistent. Frame drops are easy. But if you saw 30 and 60 right next to each other, it would be clear as day.

Sometimes you can tell because everything just feels smoother even if you don't know why and the reason is usually because the frame rate is higher.

Blue rooster is best character.

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>he's french
the game was rigged from the start

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This meme isn’t going to stick, give it up.

I always thought the rooster was blue because it's been dead for a while.
Are you telling me it was just a blue rooster this whole time?

Come on user. You're intentionally being dense. I don't care or feel strongly one way or the other but the mere fact that things like sword, shield, bracelet, and boots all have their own dedicated button rather than swapping items constantly is a QoL improvement. Warp points are another. Being able to see more than one screen at a time is nice.

I don't think it's worth $60 but it's got its good points. I think this is a $30 game at best. I also think the music was unironically better on the GB version but the sound for the instruments on each dungeon feel improved.

BotW really is the gift that keeps on giving

disregard that, I was wrong. It doesn't change it on your save file so I didn't notice til I played more and my name actually came up

>Changed the western-inspired character designs to generic weebshit
People still say retarded shit like this for actual Japanese games, Christ.

Delete the art style and redesign the island and dungeons and then maybe it's worth 60 bucks. What's the point of a Zelda game where you know the position of everything right away? People who played the original and buy this are brain-dead

I'm worried that if it bombs Nintendo will take it as a sign that traditional Zelda elements like dungeons are why it failed and not the price tag/art style, so we won't see any of them in the future.

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based

Does everyone realize this is a 1.0 VERSION?

ITS NOT OUT YET, NO DAY ONE 1.1 PATCH!
JUST WAIT FAGGOTS. THEN COMPLAIN!

>incel logics

>4 hour long game boy game
"
Lol?

Why are Frenchman this gayest shitposters on Yea Forums.

I notice you ignored Hollow Knight, which is a 30-40 hour game (not including bonus free DLC content) which I got on switch for £3.50.

>>Removed the photoshop from DX
what?

It's legitimately shit though.

Hey It's the "not an argument" user again, how are you this afternoon?

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But user's right. It's a lazily made game made for quick money.

This. Should have been a free title instead.

user, are you able to switch back to the green tunic in this remake?

Don’t understand why people get so fucking mad about $60. Games should probably cost $100 now. I guess $60 just means a lot more to you than it does to me? And really it’s $20 to $40 you’re talking about, because it’s not going out new under $20.

Link's Awakening DX had an additional sidequest where a mouse would take images of your adventure, and view them in his studio. That location has been replaced with the new sidequest for this game; the dungeon arrangement gimmick.

That's what else has been for years. How would this lazily made game single handly get rid of dungeons. If anything it'd be a sign to Nintendo to actually put effort in their games.

This but unironically

Zelda fans are the most obnoxious bunch. They suck this series off constantly cause it's the only game they know. The same kind of people that get excited for marvel movies

Shut the fuck up rich fag. Not all of us are Jewish pigs with a ton on money. I want my money spent well not spent on lazy shit like this.

What a bunch of autis. At the very least we can let them handle the funds for future Zelda games so people that care about the series don't have to spend money on lazy cash grabs.

The only "bad" things are the price and I guess the frames, but even those are more or less nitpicks and the price has nothing to do with the quality of the game itself considering it can be pirated

To my fellow piratechads playing the game, all I need to know is this: did they change how many items out can equip/the way that you can equip them? Literally the only bad thing about the original (DX) is that you have to constantly go to the menu to equip/unequip items.

Looks cool to me, can’t wait to emulate it.

Downloaded. Even overclocked (handheld) it still chokes every time you enter/exit a screen. Really really hurts the 'feel ' of the game.

Plus it really doesn't look that great; Octopath did the retro tilt shift thing much better that gave was always just really nice to look at even if it was blurry.

But what's really killing it for me is Link's walking speed. Please tell me he soon gets power up for faster walking or a roll or something, because from the start it's like walking through molasses.

Where? I don't want to pay for this shit but wouldn't mind killing some time.

Grasping at straws I see.

I haven't played arou d with overclocking, is it a big improvement on some of the poorly performing titles? How bad is it on battery life?

Mentally ill Nintendo hating autist makes yet another Nintendo sperg thread. Eventually he decends into lashing out at BotW.

Fucking Christ get this man help ahahahahahahahah

You sound like you have issues.

Why don't you want to play the best games in the world? Whats wrong with you?

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Oh look it's the Nintendo dick sucking autist. Shouldn't a fanboy like yourself be busy defending any Nintendo mess ups like how Super Mario bros U is still being sold 60 bucks beside it being 5 years old?

why would a bird's feathers turn blue when it dies? think man

If they start treating Xenoblade as part of the Nintendo trinity now then that'd unironically be great.

What's the best selling JRPG on switch?

No gonna happen cuz FE three houses came out.

>4 hour long
actually dropped

Imagine being so mentally ill and obsessed with Nintendo that your ENTIRE life revolves are around hating them for no reason beyond infantile jealousy.

Kek. Pitiful.

And how much did it sell? I imagine it's pretty comparable.

It's a remade GB game what do you expect?

You can finish BotW in 45 minutes.

No but certain items have dedicated buttons now so you don't have to waste a slot on them.

>Imagine being so mentally ill and obsessed with Nintendo that your ENTIRE life revolves are around defending them for no reason beyond people hating something you don't have a problem with.

Kek. Fucking cringe. What's with the "I'm snarky" attitude? You sound stupid.

Literally retarded

Don't know. I just know it's the best selling FE game.

Whiny OP faggot absolutely destroyed

It really depends on the game. There's no point in overclocking while docked since there isn't the thermal overhead there, but handheld it can make a huge difference (basically, by bringing it back/close to docked clocks).

A lot of unreal engine ports with dynamic resolution are helped out in particular. Hellblade goes from a smear at stock handheld clocks to looking nearly as good and sharp as the Xbone/PS4 version. Ditto for Outlast 2 and The Observer. (all boring games, but it's crazy how good they look if you set them to docked clocks or a bit over in handheld mode).

You can also set the games to run as if they're in docked mode while handheld. This is nice for games that reserve certain visual features for the docked mode. E.g. Spyro looks a lot nicer in docked profile, having colour dithering on and motion blur turned off in regular handheld.

Good to hear thanks user
So about what I figured, I just wish MHGU wasn't fucking locked to 30, makes it such a worse experience

That isn't a achievement.

Yea Forums needs more of this to put shitposting in line