Pa says elves are bad and not to trust 'em

>Pa says elves are bad and not to trust 'em

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*installs killable children mod*

No, that would be Grabblers.

*installs cute children mod*

>Despite making up 15% of the population Redguards commit -

Your pa is right.

While there's a Skyrim thread, can someone tell me what I messed up to end up with this stone cow outside Whiterun?

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>42%

Skyrim is changing into a Multicultural mode, and we Altmer will be at the center of it, and will be resented for it.

I can't wait until all of you evil hateful racist Nords are bred out of existence. You are the root of all evil in the world, and by Auriel, the world will be a better place without them.

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How many dragons do you think fucked off to other parts of the world?

>First person mods still not properly done for SE

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*installs rapeable children mod*

Explain, what problems does SE have with first person?

Flora Overhaul, Flora Mod Collection or Veydosebrom? I only have Bigger Trees currently.

Looks like you have a misnamed texture

He's wrong. Dunmer and Bosmer are fine even if the latter are a bit nutty. It's Altmer specifically of the (((Thalmor)) bent you need to be worried about although it can be difficult to find an Altmer that doesn't support the Thalmor and it's best to avoid any Altmer in a position of power.

Don't include Dunmer in with those scumbags. Dunmer are honorary Men.

Neither work all that properly. One puts vanilla first person arms and animations on a third person body, and the other doesn't have any of that head turning with your cursor stuff. In LE I just used IFP and it worked great with no problems. I also liked being able to turn and look using just my head without having the janky ass animations of zero transition between them because the entire body turns with the other first person mod.

there's "Improved Camera" which is like enhanced camera on Yiddit

reddit.com/r/skyrimmods/comments/cae3x2/mod_improved_camera_beta_3/

I would've thought so, too, if it still had animations and didn't just stand there like a lemon.

Try bringing up the console, clicking it, and typing "Enable"

Spotted the dunmerfags

Dunmer are just as bad as altmer, they're like jaded emo highschool teens who hate everything and everyone and then wonder why no one likes them. They have been consistently ass-fucked, morrowinds objectively a complete dump, hordes having to go begging for refuge in skyrim, thousands slaughtered by Argonian... and yet they're delusional enough to arrogantly think they're superior.

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Nothing. Hitting it also does nothing. Fast travelling away and coming back doesn't do anything either. I mostly just think it's funny but it did cause an NPC that collided with it to catapult off into the sky.

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Just you see. In 20 years, Resdayn (not this filthy Morrowind name given the beautiful land by Imperials) will be a superpower! JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE. By Azura, we'll get our shit together, and be on the moons in no time! You know why? Because we're DUNMER, and not filthy stupid N'wahs like the rest of you!

Could it have been added by a mod, somewhere along the line? Bring up your load order in the construction set, bring up the square, and see what mod it belongs to.

In TES, Nords are the niggers.

>20 years

I know you're fun-LARPing, but in real-talk it could take a century for the Redoran to rebuild morrowind, it's in such a bad state as of the time of skyrims events. And that's if they're left alone to do it, they're at the mercy of nords/imperials/argonians not interfering.

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Highly likely. I'm running 122 of them.

Install MGF console mod it's an SKSE plugin for SE/LE it allows you to click what ever in game object and the console tells you of what mod belongs.

>MGF
MFG

Why they get rid of the Redgaurd voices? Seems dumb to just give them the same VAs as the Nords.

Yeah, I was India meme-ing, to bring attention to what a shithole Morrowind is, and how haughty the Dunmer are despite being worthless.

does it have a console ID?

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>Just 3d clouds
nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/27145
So does this mean I can use True Storms while having these wonderful clouds?

Around elves
watch yourselves

>This is 3d clouds heavy storms and real nights modified
True Storms doesn't play well with other weather mods

Redguards commit almost no crime since they integrate perfectly.

Thats right I just have sex with them

I had a horse in the sleeping giant Inn. I killed with the console and disabled it, don't know how he end up there, I have convenient horses i imagine my companion tried to ride inside

The altmer are the best race, you are just jealous you don't look like them anymore

Inigo is the best follower for Skyrim

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>cat
disgusting
Lizards master race

Flora Overhaul

>Auriel
I think you mean Akatosh you yellow skinned moron

He is a bit annoying at first, he licks your boots a lot but that's kinda understandable since he believes you are his mercenary buddy who he tried to kill

>implying the altmer care so much about nords
You just revealed yourself Sigurd

>cat

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I want to be a hot argonian wife.

Lesser beings like you wouldn't have any idea what I really meant, you filthy animal.

I-I h-have no idea what you're talking about, you filthy creature! I can assure you, that I'm a pure-bred Altmer bull, with papers of purity going back thousands of years! There's no way I could ever be a filthy (yet dashingly handsome) Nord shopkeep assistant in Whiterun! I don't even know where that is, since it's beneath my attention!

Any good incest mods?

Yes fellow men! We must open our borders and allow our countries to be enriched by the redguard and beastmen! Remember Argonian slavery? Shame on you!

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I'd sooner trust a vampire than an elf, at least you know what the vampire wants from you

Smart lad. Elves belong nowhere but under the looming shadow of an axe.

He’s pretty good but Langley is a huge faggot

>this thread

TDF pls go and stay go

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ma said you're weird, mister.

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>incest mods
I didn't know we had siblings in this game

*installs killable rolff stone fist mod*

Want to see something REALLY weird? Come back to my city with me, and I'll show you...

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>Remember Argonian slavery?

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This makes perfect sense for the empire, though. It was pretty multicultural and it makes sense that there'd be freedom of travel/movement, and that populations would shift around. Not to discount the native populations of non-nords - the Reachmen that are counted as Bretons, the Orcish tribes.

ewww, get away from me, you lowly elf! guards, guards! dirty fetcher is here!

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Weird? Vivec got fucked by Molag Bal for 8 days and was impregnated by him and gave birth to a female dremora.

Here's a real Braith

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Care to dance like a true man?

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You know what I am feeling Sigurd? I am cold because someone is shitposting instead of chopping wood, now go back to work or i will have your ass for sale again.

Despite looking like a disproportionate crime statistic Redguards are actually a mix of fantasy arabs and african with I think another influence or two.

nice

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That mod makes my game slow as hell when I get near kids, what a shame.

hot

Gave birth to far more than just that. He gave birth to uncountable children, and the first thing he did when he created Muatra is he killed most of them. Several books in the 36 sermons are dedicated to hunting down the ones that escaped the massacre.

Even your computer knows you're a pedo

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Fuck you, old man! You don't own me! Go back to High Rock if you don't like the cold!

I m-mean... LOWLY CREATURE! How dare you talk to your superior like that! (heh, saved it)

So why are Altmer so far up their own asses about their own superiority when they have a crippling weakness to magic? Breton's don't have the weakness and if fact are able to resist it along with having great natural abilities. They basically shit on every other race when it comes to fighting mages and do fantastically when becoming them.

>actually looks black
Finally. Todd was so fucking lazy and made all the elders and kids nords.
Also, how come there aren't any cute argonian hatchlings or khajiit kittens? Lazy fucks.

I just wanted the potato kids gone and replace with something that resembles a human.
Anyway it's not normal? Like if kids even run near my character the game gets slower until I get away from them

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>black kids in Skyrim
are you fucking retarded? redguards bringing the disease with them? surely not on my watch!

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knife eared cunts, they are

fuck the elvenkind

Your computer is edging. I would suggest you destroy it.

elves irl

Ever wonder why Skyrim has such a huge bandit problem? Look at the races that make the majority of them.

Oh yeah. DIEversity is our fucking strength. Open Borders now!

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The altmer are perfectionist and live very long lives, they are dedicated to master everything of course they find the average men to be nothing more than a wild chimpanzee.
It's not arrogance it's just the way things are.

Damn, I really liked my computer

They may not mean to be condescending, and may very well have the best intentions. But it's like you talking to a child. There's such a massive experience gap, you just can't help but talk down to them.

>most cities only give homes to famous people or rich merchants
>most of the population are homeless peasants who make 5 gold per day
>get surprised when they resort to crime to survive
What are the jarls doing? Nothing, we hold the means of production fellow workers, the guards will quickly join once they have nothing to eat, there's a lot of land yet the jarls don't let us build homes, we have to either pay 10 gold for a room or sleep outside.
Raise up peasants we have nothing to loose but our chains

>lol my OC is special and talks differently and if you don't like that then you're racist
Immediately turned me off from using this shit mod.

I updated my old dyndolod and the distant terrain has more detail than ever.

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The Dunmer as a majority worship Azura, Mephala and Boethiah. Now, at least two of them are evil with very few good qualities and look the fuck out if you ever anger Azura as evidenced by her destroying the entire Chimer race because of the actions of 3 people. Elves are insane.

That mod killed my HDD. After 2 hours of LOD generation my HDD just passed away.

Listen to your pa.

>despite being less than 1% of the population the thalmor have 90% of the wealth

The only problem i noticed is that the fan makes a strong noise except for that everything works fine.
My computer is 7 years old and still works perfectly fine, I blame the mod

It took around 10 minutes on my pc.
Probably you had too much texture mods.

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Bretons are little manlets that age faster than pure humans and elves while Altmer live centuries there's still people alive who remember Tiber Septim the man. 'Age like a Breton' is a saying in the lore.

>HDD
Buy an SSD lol

You modded the game.
Common mistake.

Redguards are literal good boys though

>le SDD meme lel
No current game needs an SSD.

No they aren't.
They get the axe along with the rest.

>Needs
Well no but if you want to shave 80% of your loading times off of a Bethesda game then yes you would want one.

>SDD meme
ok retard
youtube.com/watch?v=VqoKUFGjFR0

>2019
>he doesn't have an SSD at least for the OS
Also
>he plays bethesda games without an SSD
I bet you're one of those plebs who are always crying about Skyrim/Fallout 4 performance and loading times using mods.

The one thing I don't understand is why FO4 needs so much time just to load the loading screen art when it's just a model on top ofa blackscreen. Does the game load faster if you turn loadscreens off?

I have an ssd (250 gb I think) just for my autistic skyrim installation.

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>buying an SSD just for Fallout 4
user...

Proving the superiority of Mer over Men, one best boy at a time.

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WOW pay twice or more the price of a regular HDD for 20 seconds less of loading times!
What a nice deal.

>gets killed by an orb

>best thalmor
bitch please

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went for

Why are knife ears so ugly?

>backpack and shit over giant cloak
god this shit looks so dumb

Skyrim belongs to the Nords, fuck off pisscunts.

Did the game look that bad? Those have to be the lowest settings right?

Based Pa

I blame Todd.

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That looks even worse.

If you have the faggots decease, sure.

Because they aren't a different race with physical differences and different standards of beauty?

So, at what point are they going to force me to pick a side in the civil war?. We just got an autistic negotiation to agree to temporarily pause the war until I kill Alduin, but I already beaten the main story and the only problem I had after that was when I had to kill an entire fortress full of Stormcloack soldiers to retrieve a book for an orc blacksmith bitch because they were complaining about trespassing or something, and the only consequence was that the guards of Marcath commented about knowing me or some shit.

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>Update
You don't have to pick a side. You just said you beat the main story. You are not somehow compelled to complete the game anyway but if you were, you did.

How do you exist?

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Learn english before posting please.
Aprende inglés antes de publicar por favor

archaic but still English, you disgusting College of Heralds wannabe.

Decease =/= disease
English isn't a phonetic language fren

>elves

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これを翻訳しているなら、あなたは同性愛者です.

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Around elves defend yourselves

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GET YOUR GROOVE ON, SOLDIER

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>we have nothing to loose but our chains
And your lives, which I'll be happy to rid you of.

You don't have to side with anyone but the slow time shout is questlocked to an early civil war quest