Meanwhile, on deep sea Yea Forums

>not walking on the sea floor

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you faggots better not get near my bubbles

how the fuck is my computer working down here?

To be honest I think its the only game???? Bros... there are literally no games down here... and i cant see shit...

brap

i like video games

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It's only natural that a bunch of smelly fat virgin shutins is deathly afraid of water.

Am I kawaii?

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>Yea Forums is actually made up of green skinned black hat big nose witches with broomsticks

well la dee da
the pressure alone would blow you to pieces and it's pitch black down there

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Who are fat and smelly. Very important part

Well, they do love children.

Bloup bloup

Something about endless dark abysses completely short cirtcuits my stupid monkey brain. Underwater in games is an absolute NO GO. I had to fight the Four Kings on Dark Souls with no volume on, the music + multiple powerful enemies gangbanging me in an endless dark void was terrifying. I even get a serious sense of uneasiness playing No Man's Sky if I'm not pulse jumping around. Like something huge is gonna appear and swallow me up at any moment.

PS3 HAS NO GAMES

PLEASE BE LONDON

Man fuck sea-americans
Hope the parasites these dumb fucks have finally do them in

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...

say that by the geothermal vent and not online and see what happens

>summoning the unspoken

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anyone even cared?

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even just large, empty expanses of water unsettle me in games. I always imagine something is going to come bursting out and drag me under

FUCKING STAR GODS! GET YOUR SHITTY GHETTO OUTTA MY COMFY SEABED, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!

Anyways
Got a date with hot MILF, gonna attach myself to her body and kill my brains. Later, losers.

>Joseph Andersons

youtube.com/watch?v=OBN56wL35IQ

>Adorabilis
Daww you cute fucker

>Just a waddling vacuum with constantly moving pistons.
It's funny how life finds a way, a way to create something dumber than single celled protobeings.

>Eating a plate of spaghetti be like

>NO PLEASE NO
>VRRRRRRRRRRRR

>parasitic_crab_emebds_itself_in_ray.mp4

guys shut up i see some light in the distance
should i go check it out? it's safe, r-right?

i wish i had bioluminescence

we should all chip in and buy a submarine for Yea Forums, we can play LAN games at 20 000 leagues

yeah, just follow the light, didn't you listen to the fish school?

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Holy shit guys I think I see a tree in the far distance, I wonder what it could be?

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Imagine being such a weeb you wear cat ears. You deserve to be bullied

Based deep sea pirate bro

>Surviving Mars.jpg

Yeah, as a kid it was the reason I never beat Ocarina of Time. The big, totally empty body of water that Jabu Jabu floats in scared me way too much. Somehow I got through Mario 64 several times, but I think I just did the bare minimum on Dire Dire Docks.

Dont be such a bully to him bro

>We now observe brap posters in their natural habitats, they aren't hostile to us but can prove quite difficult to handle

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I love video gablblbhrghghblbbl

hey guys, what if there was more to life than the sea? what if there was something above it?

oh boy here we go

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i dont know if i should be disgusted, what the hell is that thing? it makes my stomach uneasy

El goblino...

>However, some species are known to be parasitic on sea cucumbers, eating their gonads and living in their anal pores.
That's some pretty niche fetish.

rip Tommy, schlorped like a noodle

A sea cucumber and a pearlfish.

Kill yourself

fucking based matey

Who is eating who in this gif?

alright i actually snorted like a retard

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Pearlfish live inside the assholes of sea cucumbers. There's nothing the sea cucumber can do to stop this as they also evolved to breath out of their asshole and the pearlfish knows this, so even if the cucumber clenches it's asshole the pearlfish will just wait until it takes a breath to slip back inside.

The ray is eating the crab. People don't realize that most rays are actually carnivorous little buggers.

I appreciate this reference user

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>Shit, i think we went too far and we're now on /vg/

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nature is fucking wild

This is what Kevin from Spongebob is based off

I can't see shit

>evolved to breath out of their asshole
what a shitty fate.

Hey guys! I just swam past the Tortanic!

*COUGH COUGH COUGH*

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Well...you are not wrong

hot

that's pure Lovecraft

why boner

Remember that this is a male seahorse you're looking at.

Me? I prefer this kind of shark

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TOR thread?

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Haha wouldn't that be funny if human dudes got pregnant as well

>UNGARMAX

>coomer

>nature is fucking wild

According to Wikipedia pearlfish will also live in the assholes of a number of other squishy creatures such as starfish, clams, and sea squirts.
If it's any consolation: pearlfish do not have scales, nor do they have any dorsal or anal fins, so it looks like they've adapted to at least be a 'comfortable' living butt plug.

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we have to go deeper

Nah, it's not as funny without retards trying to defend the game.

>”Final fantasy 7 was never good.”

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post fish butts pls I'm horny and a fishbrain

Catherine?

Please don’t leave me alone

I'm gonna...

did he died

I really didn't expect this response when I posted this tbqh

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why is the deep sea so alien and unnerving? the animals have such disgusting looking patterns and holes, it's like bodyhorror but with grubs

Why? You didn't know that male seahorses were gestating?

I knew exactly what was in the gif, but I didn't expect people to get the big dick from it ya know

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>no Star Wars TOR

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post more

dude sure

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>I didn't expect people to get the big dick from it ya know
Never underestimate degeneracy or stupidity.

>nintendo fan argues with sony fan

Imagine just doing your job at an oil rig and this shit comes into your view screen
youtube.com/watch?v=GSXqqi3ShOs

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I wana share something from the ocean I think is cool.

Pic related are a species/family of Algae called Diatoms. Diatoms are real neat because they grow a shell around their bodies made out of silicone which gives them a crystalline glass window appearance. If big plants did this we'd have awesome crystal fuckin' plants n' bushes n' so forth.. Maybe on some other planets they do do this?

Diatoms are also weird and creepy because they're one of the species of Algae that can move.
Did you know certain species of Algae can move? Like, all by themselves? Literal crawling plants, Anons.

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when I clicked on this thread I didnt expect to find an interest in algae of all things. Got any more cool facts?

>BOB THE CRAB IS ON THE FUCKING TRASH CAN AGAIN

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It's a sea pickle

Deep sea portions of Endless Ocean / EO2 are the most tense I've ever been playing a video game.

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>meanwhile on the surface
youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM

Is this a corpse?

Octopus wants none of this nonsense

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If I see this fucking crab one more time....

>he claims to be a true and honest deep sea nigga
>he hasn't played Aquaria

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are you a fucking idiot?

Seriously look at this fucking thing

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youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0
You're gonna watch this water kino again.

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>Got any more cool facts?

Sure.

Due to TOURISTS and the souvenir trade; many beaches are being stripped clean of seashells and depriving hermit crabs of protective homes. What they do have in excess, though; is lots of trash. Tropical islands are covered in trash and in the absence of shells they've begun to scavenge and use garbage in it's place: bottles, cans, plastic bottlecaps, jars, whatever they can fit their flexible prehensile abdomens in.

Pic related was chosen because I thought you guys would find it neat to see a hermit crab using a doll's head as a shell.

This sort of behavior is fuckin' cool, but it's also kind of dangerous: trash can have sharp edges or provide incomplete protection- hermit crab bums are extremely soft and vulnerable.

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how can it move without a brain/nervous system?

NOPE

IMAGINE

probably the one that has the other in its mouth

look at that lil cuttlefish, fuckers are so cute and cool

Where's the shark? You posted a girl

Pretty sure the crab boss in pikmin 2 drops a doll head on death

The best part about these fuckers is that that's not actual a single organism. That's a colony of single cell organisms. BUT they're all heavily specialized, like different types of cells in a multi cellular organisms. They're somewhere in the middle between single and multi cellular life forms, giving us a glimpse at how our own evolution might have went a aeons ago. Really cool shit.

That's what I'm wondering as well

R.I.P. crabbu

Plenty of single celled organisms have motor functionality and have no nervous system, shit they don't even have nucleus's.

They're kind of just a shell with a bunch of proteins in it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prokaryote
The easiest way to explain their movement is its all reactionary based.

That's sad

Isn't that what grass and trees do?

this is really fucking cool but kinda sad at the same time, do humans really give a fuck about seashells? I personally never cared about them, and learning now that they're literally a protective home to some crab seems a little messed up. Sure, it's not 'end of the world' tragedy levels, but it's still wrong

Isn't that how a normal body works?
Just that the cells have consciousness

Imagine if one actually found a child's skull?

>That video where a bunch of deep sea scientists roast the shit out of a little octopus

If you landtraitors hate land so much why don't you just fuckin move to the ocean?

just a prank bro

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A bottomless curse, a bottomless sea, accepting of all that there is and can be.

I'm not a shark

Yes
And no way single celled organisms have anything that could be considered a consciousness. They're basically automatons.

All in due time

holy shit poor little thing
imagine being discovered by an intellectually superior species for the first time ever, and their first response is to just roast the shit out of you

Hey guys come check out this sexy as fuck light display, look at that 32K output, go on, take a closer look.

My first time on Yea Forums

Why do I feel like this guy is trying to sell me something

God the old hunters is unholy levels of good

Sort of. But apparently there's a distinct difference between those thins and actual multi cellular organisms. Not sure what exactly though, I'm no biologist, I just learned this randomly by browsing the net.
This whole single to multi cell life topic is quite mysterious, at least to me. Cells in our body are more or less self sufficient organisms, which consume energy and multiply on their own, but our consciousness is that of a single individual. How did life even evolve like that?

>FINAL FANTASY VII REMAKE IS NEVER COMING OUT

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but who or what commands the movement of the appendix? what "intelligent" entity/organ/body part decides when it needs to move and when not?

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This guy answered the software question: which I didn't know, but what I CAN tell you is the hardware/what they use to swim.

The algae that 'can' swim do so because they can't float and they can't acquire nutrients efficiently through sitting and waiting for it to come to them, so they swim after it.
Algae can actually swimming. I, personally, was mortified to find this out because the thought of green algae moving, creeping, slowly wriggling around, is kind of gross & terrifying, but it's the truth. Algae wiggle their plant-based-flagellum about and paddle around like some kind of disgusting plant octopus.

If you're asking specifically about Diatoms: they don't know.
Diatoms shouldn't actually be capable of movement because they're encased in hard silicone glass, but they seem to be able to do it anyway. Rude.

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This thread has made me go start a new run in BB, I haven't played that for ages

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What's even the point of the sea? It's salty, it doesn't help plants grow and it's full of shit. Shouldn't evolution make it less shitty?

Sharks need a home.

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Ecco the Dolphin is the best ocean game - more specifically its sequel

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the sea isn't a living organism you dumbfuck

No intelligence here, mate. I sees a food I eats a food. That's alge wrote.

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>and the "dumbest post of all time" award goes to....

Looks like a nipple.

Then how does it move around, huh?

How do I git gud at this? I got up to the second level or so, had to balance some rocks or shit and gave up
It was so hard

satellite gravitational pull, if you're being genuine

>See an ugly ass creature
>Huh makes me think of sex

>mom said it’s my turn on the Xbox

factual c.umbrain

>Isn't that what grass and trees do?

Grass and trees are covered in cellulose. Cellulose is made out of Carbon, Hydrogen, and Oxygen, and is an 'organic polymer'. Silicone however is a mineral and I'm not quite sure how or where the Diatoms get it from, but I can barely make it out on Wikipedia that they seem to have some sort of... Unique chemical ability to succ it out of their environment.

Cellulose is kind of interesting in itself because when plants first 'invented' cellulose nothing could digest it for a few million years and trees briefly became the dominant form of life.
Cellulose from bamboo is used to make 'Beyond Burgers', some people think that's a neat piece of trivia.

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Not him but, you look at that thing and tell me you don't see a nipple.

Satelittes are tiny, they don't have gravity dumbass

>he said nipple, he is thinking of sex!
How is puberty treating you?

the fuck is the moon, dumbass
also anything that has mass affects the space around it, thus, gravity

I worry about the nipples you see in your daily life

How scary is that shit going to be in the remake?

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No bully but I thought it was mysticism that said the moon affects tides?
Is that actually true then?

A rock floating in space? I don't see any water on the moon so you're not making sense

Considering everything we know so far, probably not very.

Did that crab just aggressively dab?

the moon affects the earth as the earth affects the moon

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So no conventional intelligence exists how you would put. It's basically a reaction to external stimuli.

(If its warmer in this direction go there, if its saltier here go there yada yada)

And I believe those instructions are coded into their chromosomes.

In all honesty basically this
It's an obscenely complicated symbiotic relationship, and it was one of the largest leaping stones in our evolutionary timeline.

Fun unrelated fact: Muscles in bugs and mammals are made of the same stuff and function identically despite both evolving separately. It's based on a plant protein that just happens to werk great for that job. It just werks

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yes, the moon may be small but it has a big effect on our tides and the tectonic plates.

The nipples I see in my day to day life are none of your business, user. So, you know... Keep my nipples out of your mouth.

makes me wonder, why do robots digitally when evolution has already sorted it out in flesh?

small is a huge understatement seeing as how it eclipses a lot of landmasses on our planet

Then why don't they balance each other out if they affect each other, smartass?
Crabs are known Yea Forums memesters

>Beyond Burgers
so basically a burger for pandas

Because despite the result being very simple, even their reaction system is complicated as fuck. DNA coding aint easy and organisms are fickle

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>moon may be small
I wouldn't say the size of Europe (or Texas) is small

h-haha...

because the earth is thiccer than the moon, thus the moon orbits the earth while the earth orbits the sun, but seeing as the moon is a heavyweight itself, has a minor affect on the earth, pulling very loose things (like water) towards the moon, but the earth's own pull keeps it from being taken away by the moon
that's why the tide exists

>Literal shitpost dummy larp questions
>Serious replies
Why are these threads full of unironic autists?

the ocean is cool nigga

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I just wanted to know about the moon
>The moon orbits the earth
>The earth orbits the sun
So how do the sun and moon interact with each other?

>Is that actually true then?

The moon's gravitational pull affects and controls the tide as well as having some limited influence on the weather.
I know they're rare, but have you ever noticed during a solar eclipse, when the moon covers the sun, that it gets a little colder and windier? The moon is doing that.

The most significant thing the moon does for us though is protect us from asteroids. The moon is actually larger than Pluto and is capable of pulling in and shielding us from angry space rocks- that's why the moon looks like a banged up crater-infested blown out piece of shit and the earth is all safe and cozy.

Thanks moon.

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before trees evolved to have a "woody" structure, plants had different strategies to grow large. The Plants of the horsetail family are an example of living fossil and evolved to take up silica from the ground to strengthen themselves. Their ancestors would grow to around 30 meters tall.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equisetum

The internet in general is full of them

the moon has no noticeable affect on the sun, seeing as how the power of the sun's gravity is greatly eclipsed by the power of earth's gravity which is much closer to the moon than the sun is
if the moon was closer to the sun and just outside the earth's gravity well, it would steadily fall into orbit around the sun, if not outright fall INTO the sun

>mfw going into one of those caves with the megamouth shark coming around the corner

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>The moon tanks asteroids for us
Wouldn't this mean the moon has a limited lifespan?

The moon mostly looks like crater city because it doesn't have an atmosphere to burn up the vast majority of meteors.

yeah technically but by the time its gone humans will have been dead forever

>Cellulose is kind of interesting in itself because when plants first 'invented' cellulose nothing could digest it for a few million years and trees briefly became the dominant form of life
Yep. That's why there's so much coal today, because there were fucking FUCKTONS of trees that couldn't be broken down until fungi could into lygase.

>the size of Europe (or Texas)
wtf that's small

Also the same size as Mars

okay now think that but extra thicc on 3 dimensions than two dimensions

If you don't believe me just go out at night, grab a lawn chair and stair up at the sky for an hour or so. Guaranteed you'll see a couple shooting stars, or meteors burning up on entry. The moon just has to face tank it. If you live by a major city you may not see anything however. Light pollution is a bitch

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man fuck gropers

Why would it have a limited lifespan? Other than moon gradually moving farther and farther away from earth

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Isn't the moon actually gaining mass from the asteroids?

getting your shit smacked out of you over billions and billions of years would probably make you look much worse than swiss cheese eventually

Europe is way larger than Texas though

the asteroids would no doubt take chunks out of the moon when they make impact, sending the debris drifting out to space

>he thinks the moon is white because its made of glue

This is a bubble algae, also known as a sailor's eyeball. It's nice and round and a potential pest in aquariums and shit.
It's also an unicellular organism. A single (1) cell that can become not only visible to the naked eye, but can grow to a whopping 2 inches in diameter.
So basically a little water balloon filled with cytoplasm goo instead of boring water. How fun!

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Cut that out.
The Moon is bigger than the entire USA- it's more comparable to Australia in size.
The Earth is anything has an ABNORMALLY LARGE AND BULKY MOON, especially considering pic related where our BIG, THICK, PALE, MEATY, SATELLITE is comparable in size to some of Jupiter's largest moons.

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Heyeiwbwiwiwbdh Browbekthehrs
Wangnskynrt totkrbeosl playaienwieie someneheje videoejeoaks gamheiejes????

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>this year's games
jeez, I guess those really are at the bottom if you don't even know that

What are some good deep sea film, games and documentaries?
>Implying Katamari Damacy wasn't a documentary

>the moon is stars

>dark souls

Don't diatoms secrete a slime that enables gliding on a surface?

Fun fact: the 20,000 leagues do not refer to depth but to the distance the Nautilus travelled around the world.

>Puck
>Uranus

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>He didn't play the last mission

Post sea waifus

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holy shit

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moveis
>The Abyss
>Sphere
>Pandorum

games
>Subnautica
>Soma
>Bioshock

deep penetration

Blue Planet has some deep sea episodes.

>Pandorum
Kinda ruining the movie here.

Algea have a nucleus though. But yea movement is probably just chemical signalling inside the cell, for instance cell has a spot that reacts to light and when there is no light there will be a chemical signal to move. But a lot of movement is also random and the cells just bump into everything(hopefully food).

Wait what? I thought it was in space.

Another fun species of algae is Marimo.

Marimo are a type of algae that either grow on the surface of rocks or either as a free moving orb of fluffy moss-like vegetation. Marimo are more famous in Japan, but they can grow anywhere there's crystal clear unpolluted water for them to live in.

The other (some would say the 'most') interesting quality of the Marimo is their ability to change their buoyancy. Marimo are capable of some limited movement in that during the day they will produce oxygen bubbles that allow them to float to the surface and when it's time to go to bed the cease and gently float down to the bottom of their home. Scientists thought this was an automatic process or just them doing photosynthesis, but in lab conditions under artificial lights the Marimo refused to replicate this ability.

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Fear of the unknown is a real bitch to have

Yea I looked it up now. Some Diatoms have slits in their encasing from which they secrete slime to move around, you can always affect passive movement by forming extremities of course.

I have two of these in smsll aquarium and they float to the surface like twice a month. Otherwise they sit at the bottom. So I wonder why.

but that game is garbage and looks like its using flash animation

Marine biofag here, siphonophores can be compared to an ant colony. Each zooid can be separated from the main colony and live on its own, similar to pulling one ant out of a colony, but aren't able to survive long term since they evolved to operate as a group.

did he died?

has anyone pointed out that this thing measures between 40 and 50 m?

He died.

>low level enemy gets reskinned later in the game

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imagine carrying a baby inside your testicles, haha

>No! I need my switch!

Groupers are fucking assholes.

I work on the dive team at an aquarium in a massive habitat. Once a day, parts of the inside of the tank need to be scrubbed for algae and shit, and you're in there with sharks and all kinds of other species. When you're scrubbing, the ones you have to watch out for aren't the sharks, it's the groupers. For some reason, the groupers fucking HATE the scrub brushes, and they'll aggressively pursue you to try and steal the brushes right out of your hands. The fuckers have huge mouths with zillions of tiny little teeth, and sometimes they'll go for the brush and get your entire hand up to the wrist instead. If you're not wearing gloves and you try to yank your hand back (as is the customary instinctual reaction when a faggot ass fish swallows half your arm), it'll rake all the meat off your hand. They eventually had to take them out of the tank because they were causing so many problems.

Fuck groupers, they're the niggers of the fish world.

Like a sponge? Or different?

I thought it was very boring gameplay wise and hamhanded story wise

nah he's ok

hi

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First or second one?

i really want to pop it. at the very least poke it to feel what touching a single cell feels like

First

blurb blurb blurb

Welcome to humans

i shouldnt be laughing but i cant stop

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But Pirate! You're in the deep sea without a suit on! You'll be crushed!

Imagine all the cool aquatic species on other planets that we'll never see.

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kek

They're all like what the hell are you?

>kramer krab

He doesn't review. He analyses.

crab friends :3

MAKE CONTACT

youtube.com/watch?v=hKZDJxhrbTU

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i recognize that thing from mario 64

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Agreed.

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It's funny how the moment you see the sea floor, it becomes less scary, but before that it's pure terror.

That sounds hardcore as shit
The fuck do the employers do when some divers gets his hands raked off?

Be real careful when you are pushing the rocks down the stream. Go slow, press down on it with Ecco's nose, and keep tapping the C button at a moderate pace so you dont lose control and you fly back up the strong current.

Controls are a bit wonky in those games, but it takes time to get used to them. Be sure to pick up the Sonar Attack as soon as possible - before the Vents level. It will make your life a little bit easier.

Oh and play either the Sega CD version or PC version. Those are the best.

Unsettling

Imagine if you were human and got sucked in there

Damn nature, you scary

This is kinda old, so I expected everyone to know about this already, but but here you go.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin#Diving_bell_accident

Are you autistic? Stop showing yourself up, he's taking the piss.

what is it that it is doing?

*muffled synthwave in the background*

Anyone got that video of a small octopus in a can making contact with a diver?

Anyways i just came to say barnacles are fucking cursed.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacculina
>female barnacle invades the body of a crab and eats its reproductive organs
>if the infected crab is male if also gives it hormones to literally make it act like a female.
>the male barnacle is itself a parasite, and invades the bits of the female poking out where it degenerates into testicles.
>the now fertilised barnacle eggs form a sac where the crab's egg should be, and the crab takes care of them thinking it's theirs.
>the eggs hatch and cycle repeats.

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Some craters are hexagonal. Explain that.

I keep hearing tapping from the outside of the sub but im not picking up and life readings on my scanner...

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The most terrifying creature in the sea is the one man we left at the bottom of it.

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BARNACLED

i really want to see a pic of the bodies, can't find anything but one

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>get back to work mr. squidward

This is old but a great watch. I recommend everyone check it out at least once.

youtube.com/watch?v=5dDu9wCjyRk

this one is good too

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You left the exploration robot out.

>h-hewwo

lmao they act like a stray cat colony

lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes

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I imagined that in Navi's voice. So cute.

>just got finished eating some cinnamon toast crunch
Please stay out of my head.

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That's the spice

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Sharks dont have eyelids, so when they go to bite, they roll their eyes into the back of their head to prevent damage

Why the fuck did they put the fucking peek-em-up sections in?

Actually, what gameplay would you even pair with SOMA's story and non-gameplay sections? Maybe Silent Hill type wanderings? Something like REmake1 or 2? The story is great, the Wau is great, the concept behind the monsters is great but the execution of the peek-em-up sections are just fucking cancer

>This was one of my favorite games
>The creator killed himself recently
feels bad bros

Boring trash with a story that reveals its "twist" in the first 10 minutes.

*was murdered

those black eyes roll over white, and then

then you hear that terrible high-pitched screaming

>10 feet pool accident
We are never safe

Why are crabs the bullied losers of the aqua world? Crabs always lose

>/biz/ sees an obvious scam

Why are octopuses so playful around humans? Shouldn't they be scared shitless?

since these things are really smart do you think one could maybe train one like a dog?

Kiaaa don't look me like that user b-baka!

Crabs are only good at fighting other crabs. The moment complexity is raised even a little the crab is outmatched. Kinda like being a naked human, only good at fighting other naked humans. Add claws or fangs into the mix and you're probably going to lose. Not all the way at the bottom of a food chain, but close enough.

god I wish that were me

he went woke, he ended broke, rest in peace.

a

KYS zoomer faggot.

kek

speak for yourself I've been going to the gym for 4 years, can deadlift 405, bench 225 and ohp 145. Not to mention I've been doing brazilian jiu-jitsu. I'm fairly confident I could take down a silverback gorilla if I managed to get behind it

The key to octopus hunting strategy is intelligence. They are really curious as a result.

They're pretty shortlived, they might as well live life to the fullest.

its as smart as a little kid so...
good luck

just going to leave this here
>youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

of course user, of course

There is the submarine ss13, barotrauma I think? And subnautica

WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE
THATS A MORAY

>I could take down a silverback gorilla if I managed to get behind it

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The succ is strong.

Dang I had no idea this guy made that game. That is fucked up. Why isn't that Zoe bitch in jail yet. Fucking murderer.

t. jelly sub1pl8 bench nerds

Is this Soma concept art or something

brehs just IMAGINE

nobody mentioning the incredible one legged dodge the octopuss pulled there

underrated post

They have a short lifespan and aren't very social.

I don't think you understand what these beasts are capable of.

Sounds like Yea Forums

Lol no.

>get behind it
Anyone could win that one you backstabbing cunt

/fit/ in a nutshell. Also post body.

fucking kek

Lol none of you understand the dynamics of a humanoid shaped body works. Once he's in a grab he's done

HEARD SOMEONE WAS TALKING SHIT
THINKING THEY CAN BEAT ME

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>i was top of my class in the navy seals

Imagine being human and having that happen to you.

>6 AM
This is not when you make these threads.

I think you're underestimating the sheer power of an ape like the silverback...

YOU'VE GOT NO CHANCE BTICH

youtube.com/watch?v=6Qv09W6a-ho

Nigga, gorillas can lift two fucking tons. If you get it from behind, it will simply pry you off and break you in half.

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It's trolling at this point.

Kek that gorilla just needs to turn around and casually flail it's arms at you then you're either knocked out or dead it doesn't give a fuck about your jujutsu when it can tank it

>That pussy that can't deadlift a gorilla

>at this point

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How are gorillas even a problem just drown them my guys

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THANK YOU BACK-SNAP GORILLA

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>Tfw every deep sea creature is hard countered if you just stay on land

THANK YOU BACK-SNAP GORILLA
But today is chest day

Aside from the ones listed you also have Narcosis and to an extent Abzu.

No. You say that as if it's impossible to get out of a grab from behind. It's a gorilla not a human. It can cave your face in with a single swing of it's hand through reflex

hey guys can someone hold my octopus?

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there is no twist though

sure yeah just hand it here breh

This fuckers pretty cu-

you cant even take down a chimp

>not just pirating the crush protection

Instagrammer natural selection when?

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maybe (you) can't

So how do we fix the horror genre?

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i only need to take (you) down

7 Minutes, 7 minutes is all I have to play with (You)

youtube.com/watch?v=bGomsBEtOE4

Etika is probably shitposting in there.

the algae in the sea is the biggest source of oxygen for the planet

Fucking zoomer faggots. Unbelievable.

What was his name again?

the specific mechanism you're looking for is called chemotaxis. prokaryotes don't move or process locomotive signals like eukaryotes do. it's almost always just basic aversion/attraction to chemical substances with rudimentary structures that sense said chemicals.

AAAAAA NOOOO ANONS PLEAAASEEE AAAAAAA THE PRESSURE IS TOO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Post wetsuit qts

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We may not know until 2035 when the last episode comes out.

this. diatoms provide over 20% of the oxygen on earth.

The average male gorilla can fuck up The Mountain in a one on one fight but surely you user can take it down from behind.

It's thanks to the Deep C Drive

I-IT'S FAST

>SOMA is my favorite game.
how sad.

holy shit, i'd hold hands with her and then cuddle her so hard that she gets warm again

Veemo

Which mountain? I'm pretty sure Everest could beat a gorilla.

DON'T TREAD ON ME

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god this thread has me in tears

>crab-san hayai!

Crab still wins 6/10 fights

nom

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OK what the fuck

Nah it’s sjw concept art

what the fuck is that
i've played subnautica but never seen that

Be warned

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Welcome to what inspired Alien.

>I’m pretty sure a katana could bisect a knight and his horse in one vertical slash

Think it was from the Absolute Zero(?) DLC

test

Subnautica Below Zero, it's one of the new leviathan-class creatures.

the what now

youtu.be/fsB2Ol21Mmw

>there's huge monsters in the ocean depths!

What do they eat to stay alive?

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>hermit crab using assorted trash as protection

Would make a neat pokemon.

Each other

Anons like you and m

How is one supposed to know that thing is the mouth?

fear

I wish I could have a baby

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kino maps

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youtube.com/watch?v=c2UKg92Hb5M
>Local octopus not so tough after getting EELED

heh

Plankton

That squid looks more sentient than most niggers.

Definitely in my top 3.

That fucking spin was brutal

just send the D-Classes bro

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blaze it

The sequel to Subnautica, Below Zero.

Yer a good lad.

Expansion game that is self contained and doesn't require the base game. Currently in early access.

>Ohhh~ the claw!

Fuck, there needs to be more games where you play as a crab.
Crabs are fucking cool.

>come to Yea Forums to discuss vidya
>instead either get a raging hardon or learn about new interesting facts, in this case aquatic life

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Fun fact: Anons can't actually post from the deep sea

what is this

I love this board for these kind of things.

It's a well known fact that off topic threads are the best threads on Yea Forums by far.

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Plankton, sinking carrion, hydrothermal vent bacteria.

Or other animals that consume any of the above.

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I just want to point out that the muscle cells of a gorilla are specialized for strength when the human ones are specialized for precise movement
that's why a gorilla can't write but can crush your skull with one hand

How did that get here?

>lol i'm a car

THANK YOU BACK-SNAP GORILLA
but I have to rest for a 21k this sunday

And you faggots made fun of me for investing in aquariums. When gaming is dead, Ill still have my aquarium hobby alongside cars and motorcycles. Aquariums will outlive videogaming.

Holy shit man, a Deep sea thread on Yea Forums.

I haven't seen a successful one in ages.

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a bucket

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why did i get a boner

Daily reminder

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I'd never make fun of you for that. I'm thinking of getting into the hobby myself, fish are cute and making pretty tanks looks like a lot of fun. What fish do you have?

Yea Forums's great at discussing anything that's not vidya.

I was just thinking how a crab would use the case of pokemon sword and shield as a shell

Are you being real now?

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.t sedentary lifestyle

Same with Yea Forums. One thread about Neon Genesis Evangelion there revealed they can be a bunch of smart people in there.

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seagulls

>THANK YOU BACK-SNAP GORILLA

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stop posting the reversed gif!

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>that burst of speed
What the fuck?

>in order to escape its predator the octopus the crab has adapted the octopus' incredible flexibility, giving it a higher chance to nope the fuck outta there

looks like it got caught in something and ripped apart

something sliced it in half

It got caught in the turbine's currents and got torn in two.

Octobro

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this happens in very single board that's not Yea Forums

tiny little shubby

Comb jelly, actually.

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K-KONO HAYASA WA...?!

Who comes up with this shit?

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Leeches have 32 brains. And every single one is smarter than an average user

But what does that have to do with some useless piece of water?

Is there ANYTHING those fuckers can't beat/eat?

i love the idea of exploring the deep sea, how good is subnautica? i see its on ps4 and i want to try it

The first time is great, it's a good game.
Could've been an amazing one if the dev wasn't so far up his ass.

Basically the brain of a Yea Forumstard

THIS IS RAPE!

Oh yeah I fucking bet seagulls picked those huge bones one by one and accurately reconstructed the entire thing in another location

What is a "peek-em-up"? I've never heard that phrase before.

>Could've been an amazing one if the dev wasn't so far up his ass
can you elaborate? would you say its a game worth $30?

Do you doubt the mighty power of seagulls?

Sounds guy made some racist statement on twitter under the studio handle and was fired.

Yeah I do, what are you gonna do about it? Peck me?

the goblino shit? thats it? whats the peak of this game, exploring the deep sea right?

I like how it loops almost perfectly so you think the crab became part of the pipe

Not that user but the dev's opinions don't impact the game in any way. I don't like survival games and it's one of my favourite games and definitely the best I played in 2018 in an already very good year.
If you're remotely interested in the game, my personal recommendation is that you play as blind as possible. If you're not sure just pirate it and decide later, but go blind, it's really worth it in my opinion.

Nah, some slavic guy in the UK who said he hated nigs and they should be shot for immigrating

The dev is pretty thin skinned and jumps at whatever thing happens or people says unrelated ot the game. This mostly means decisions that affect the final product and were purely selfish. Some examples would be:
-Removing all weapons becuase a shooting in murica (altho did this made the game more itneresting imo)
-Fired the sound designer who did a fantastic job over some twitter post he found offensive
-Started ranting he "should've made the MC a black women" to get goody points (Mc is a guy, the "goblino" memes, but doesn't matter since he never talks or you see his face ingame) then made a poll where people could vote if he should make the MC a man, a woman or having an option to make both. +80% of people voted "both", then he delated the poll,ranted a bit more and stated the MC of the expansion would be a woman.

Don't get me wrong, I couldn't care less about the topics of these things and the actual game is pretty fun to me, but the dev has proved time and again that he can't put his artistic integrity above his personal beliefs and I can't support that kind of atitude. The firing of the sound guy was specially infuriating to me because this game with headphones at night is top tier, but I'm not sure I'm willing to give money to someone that puts politics above experience in a god damn underwater exploration game. Also the game is poorly optimized to the point they had to release the expansion as an standalone since they couldn't combine it with the base game or some shit like that.

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alright thanks
sounds p based to me
>poorly optimized
in what ways? cause if im buying it on ps4 my pc is shit then its a concern

t. pole cleaning toilets

>in what ways?
Dunno. On PC it's wonky and doesn't run that smoothly. Also I know the VR version is trash and even 1070 struggle, which they shouldn't.

It's the "general mediocre optimization" with a crash on exceptional times kind of thing. Maybe the port fixed it, I'd say check videos of performance.

>when you see it
WHAT THE FUCK

>Removing all weapons becuase a shooting in murica (altho did this made the game more itneresting imo)

No, they didn't remove the weapons from the game, they were never there to begin with. The entire concept behind Subnautica was to make a game not based around violence. There is violence if you really want to, but it's not the point of the game or at the core of the experience.

This anime was a fucking wild ride

Buy more mexicans

ill just buy it then, hoping the port fixed the issues.

Is Narcosis any good? Picked it up super cheap but never played it

You got any citations for that?

>poorly optimized
It's MUCH better than it used to be when it was in early access but it's still very spotty. A game that maxes out my 980ti constantly and is on an SSD should never give me the number of frame drops and stutters it does. Though I'm not really sure how much of it is due to unity being shit versus the devs not knowing what they're doing.

No, that is the reason it got removed, but happened pretty early in development. They even went as far as making it the reason you can't get weapons ingame, by saying a guy printed a gun and went on a rampage, so now you can't 3D print them.

Not that it bothers me, as I said the game is better without them and makes the whole experience much more interesting, it was jsut a case where the dev's fuckery didn't harm the game in the end.

>this is my hole, it was made for me

BEADY EYED

>Deep sea thread
>500 posts
>Got here at the end
Peak Yea Forums
Kino Yea Forums
I'm sorry I wasn't hear earlier, but I am happy to see that it has 500 posts

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It looks like one but it's actually two, they're mating and propel from each other causing them both to split forcing them to move at a really high speed

Anyone played this "Nauticrawl" game? Had it on my wishlist for a while and it came out a couple days ago, don't know if it's any good though.

You can tell summer's almost over when we start getting decent threads again.

SOMA was amazing, will replay it eventually

Nah watch his GDC talks for example. He was tired of all the violence both in games and real life and decided to make a non-violent game after Natural Selection 2. It's why the first pitch he made to the company was "Minecraft but underwater".

>decent threads on Yea Forums

sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/06/120628145626.htm

Convergent evolution is dank g

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It's a fucking nevi

To be a source of oxygen in a useless piece of water? They should have been a source of oxygen in pokemon creatures

Thanks, got any for the muscles being plant protein thing too?

it had been a while since I'd seen a comfy deep sea thread on here and I wanted to see if nu-Yea Forums jannies would try and delete it

it's nice to see some things are still sacred here