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VALVE BANS TOXIC DOTA PLAYERS UNTIL 2038

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Unironically based

>slavs
>Yea Forums memes outside of Yea Forums
deserved

Why couldn't they just make a new account? I mean, as far as I'm concerned, the only thing they'll miss out is their cosmetics and rank progression. It's not like LoL where they have to unlock characters and such.

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>toxic
Actual toxic sludge that poisons the very game they play with legitimate griefing or meme toxic HURT MUH PEEPEE WITH WORDS?

Because Dota 2 is a special kind of autistic beast when it comes to the community. If you get banned there then you really are utter trash.

LoL is such a garbage holy shit. Valve is going to tie phone numbers to competitive and those cosmetics cost a lot, it is more valuable than lol heroes or skins.

That's hilarious.

Redpill me on slavs Yea Forums.

Why are they the way they are?

Fun fact pretty sure 2038 is the max timestamp you can store in a 32 bit int.

Guess toxic gamers have absolutely no choice but to grow the fuck up now. Valve's wild west with CS and Dota 2 was supposed to be the final bastion of gamer rights in a world where Blizzard and Ubisoft bans people for being spergs, but I guess even it has fallen. Think of it as an opportunity to get better. Not for me or for Gabe, but for you.

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A couple of issues. For one you need a new phone number to play ranked which can be an issue for some people depending on local laws concerning the stuff and availability of non-gamer friends who might help you out. Secondly it takes to get your rank back. Even if your skill didn't change, if you were high MMR you will have to grind for a few months probably.

Toxic is a buzzword.

The tards banned were fucking piece of trash smurfs, boosters, account buyers, scripters, cunts who literally ran down mid and fed. I can literally still say nigger and generally be a racist piece of shit in Dota but coast on 8k-10k behavior score.

Trash

Test

>you need a new phone number to play ranked
Well shit, didn't knew it would go that far.

Imagine being such a piece of shit that your ban sentence goes so far beyond 2038 it can't fit in a 32 bit format

>banning braindead cancer russians
nothing of value was lost. Should have permabanned their entire steam account

Just maje new accounts for the f2p game lmao

they have to live in the post communistic frozen wastelands of Kislev, take a guess

>2038
Sounds like it was meant to be a permaban but since the ban system is 32-but it maxes out at 2038

Dota 2 requires your phone to play nowadays

Another SIM card is piss easy to get mate.

But did they got banned from entire game or just chat?

Are Polish girls nice qt slavwives and/or massive cunts like their neighbors? The girls in porn always look like pure titty monsters that just came back inside after making potato mash on their family farm

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i'm glad i stopped playing

Honestly makes me wonder what kinda shit you'd even have to do to rack up a 19 year ban. If you got a ban that long it was probably your fault in the first place

Valve officially harder on cybercrime than the Russian government

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I just consulted a polish dude and he said they're massive cunts with 0 personality.
Oh yeah ukrainian girls are also horrible so stop believing the memes.
t.ukrainian

The glory of automated ban systems

It's valve's way of reducing cheaters. Probably won't stop prepaid numbers. It was introduced in CSGO first and then brought to dotes.

I don't get it. Its a free game so who cares, they'll just make a new account if they want to play. Temps bans actually do sometimes get people to change behavior, only to not get punished though. Permabans only make people want to evade the ban.

pretty sure they are banning bought accounts but i haven't looked into it very closely

Reminder that Valve is a private organisation and is free to enforce whatever speech rights they want in their products.

This reminds me when I was banned from Tortanic wiki for messing with it, my 8 year ban should be over by now.

It is permanent. There is just no way to express that in UNIX time with 32-bits

But why did Valve suddenly decide to do this, though? Is it revenge for all the Tiananmen Square spam during TI9?

>19/01/2038 comes
>Clock resets back to 1901
>The ban is now 137 years long

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Want to know how I know you’ve never been in a game with 9 russian subhumans where players on both teams start running down mid and feeding?

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Why is it so outrageous to people that companies and other players aren't interested in having you scream about niggers in chat.

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>This update includes a few different ban waves for bad actors. The first ban wave is to players with exceptionally low behavior scores. We will continue to do regular ban waves for users who fall into this small percentage of the community. Users that reach this low level of behavior in the game are too big of a tax on the rest of the community and are not wanted. The second case where users will be banned today is for anyone detected of violating the Steam Service Agreement that prevents the purchase or sale of Steam accounts. Buying accounts to get a higher or lower rank is not allowed and causes negative side effects for the play experience of others. This doesn’t catch all account sales that happen, but we think we have caught enough to take some action. We are also banning players who’ve been detected using exploits to gain an advantage over other players. In the coming weeks, we will be refining the detection algorithms for these abusive behaviors and will begin issuing weekly bans that will go into effect without advance notice to violating accounts. Accounts that we ban will now also have the associated phone number permanently blacklisted from being able to have access to ranked matchmaking.

Noice. Based valve

time to use a database on a system with a 64-bit time_t bro

>DOTA literally has a social credit score
I know they're pandering hard to China but come the fuck on

>so stop believing the memes
I want to believe

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>implying most women aren't cunts with zero personality

At least the chink social credit score system has some human oversight
With a completely automated system like this if any large group wanted to fuck you over they could easily report spam you

Sounds like a game where 10 people should get banned. Maybe not for 20 years though but long enough to send the message that:
1) You don't have a right to be unpleasant to people you have access to for the purpose of playing a video game together.
2) Other people's bad behaviour is not an excuse for your bad behaviour.
3) That's all there is to it.

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Sounds to me like the only thing you "discovered" is that bitter virgins are mostly the same wherever you go.

Other people being garbage doesn't justify you degrading yourself in the same way.

>through unused dick, unity

It's time to grow up even for dotababies

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And that's how scammers make sick amounts of dosh on believers. Every dating site with slav girls is a scam. I know because i worked in one

Based. Time to redownload and play some comfy doto.

This is ignoring the fact that slavs are not human, therefore they cannot be considered "people"

Have you met slavs? People say niggers look like monkeys, but slavs literally have the fucking skull of a monkey and the slouch of one too, atleast niggers got rid of the slouch.

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Well now stoopid amerikanski will be able to play dota without bad bad bad ruski ruining their experience.

Based

Fucking this, how much of an autistic subhuman you have to be to recieve this kind of ban? I say nigger to enemies and teammates all the time and i've never been under 8k behaviour score.

Kys racist scum

>hey why not develope thick skin?
>Nah, that requires growing as a person, I rather stay a slave to corporations and let them decide what's right or wrong!

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why are abbos so bad at posting

inharmonious chat

No, i've never been in a game like that, maximum 2 monkeys grief, maybe try not being a huge faggot and raise your behaviour score so you don't get matched with such retards, faggot.

>polish busty

ahhh yes those were the days

fucking cope ragefag

>house infected with cockroaches
>calling the exterminator
>the cockroach leader approaches me as i wait for them to pick up
>"bro i think you have some growing up to do if you don't want me and my friends ruining your home like just close your eyes don't think about the damage we do and grow some thicker skin alright?"

thank god FUCK spics, FUCK filipniggers and FUCK russians

good. fucking idiots.

still don't know why you're pretending these are for meanies
if you are bad enough to queue with third worlders you will still experience the third world

95% of people consider playing video games a hobby
when you join a game and try and make their life worse, most people will just mute you
but those that don't report you to the teacher
and then you get detention
this is primary school shit

permanently banning phone numbers is pretty dumb

>grow as a person
>by letting apes ruin the fun out of a videogame
Fucking retard killyourself, if I wanted to deal with babies in my free time I would have kids faggot, I dont fucking care what you say or do, i'll just mute you and report you, nigger.

Please try to relax. I need to tell you something. Please listen and try not to panic. You have just been banned for ... quite some time. Yes, yes, I know you'd like to know for how long. I'm afraid you will be banned for nine years.

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As it stands they never get banned, they only get low priority queue (a queue wherein you play with other retards that like to spoil the game for others) where they have to win a couple of games before they’re right back in with the general population

When you’ve had a double-down MMR game ruined by a russian subhuman who abandons within 5 minutes, when you’ve had to endure a barrage of “)))))))))))))))))))))))))” in response to your detailed argument about a pressing game matter, when you’ve experienced a TOP 100 RUSSIAN running down mid at 30 minutes in all because a teammate acccidentally bought a desolator when he already had one, you’ll understand why no one should be losing any sleep over this or interpreting it as some attack on free speech

In fact, I don’t think anyone is qualified to comment on the matter until they’ve played enough Dota 2 to want to genocide all of Russia

i can see Yea Forums is still shit with metaphors

still, maturity shows when you take initiative and become the bigger person, not letting yourself degrade to the monkies that try to bring you down with them.

although i still think these bans are retarded when it comes to a game where you can mute others, it shows that you were looking for trouble if you don't immediately shut them up.

Never register a prepaid number or internet phone to your steam account. Any vacs on that number will be applied to your account and nobody will believe you that you don't deserve it.

Make a new account

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>dude just let the cancer sit there
>what could possibly go wrong?

Your time is over, screamer.

>Make a new account
Have to play 100h to be able to play ranked.

if people acting like retards are cancer then muting them is the scalpel, because you aren't gonna deal with that shit anymore.

lashing out at people intentionally fucking up a game also won't do you justice, because they'll just do it more to piss you off.

metaphor's Yea Forums, metaphor's.

Maybe you should play more dota, faggot
I’m at 6.5k and have been at 10k behavior score for virtually all the hours I’ve played and every 10th or so game still turns out that way

That's like maybe 10 days at most of playing casual games my guy

Aight feel free to post dotabuff so I can check all those games where the other 9 players ran down mid.

or he can just leave the game on overnight, thats about 3 days of a game that takes up no ram/cpu usage.

My, what a retard.

Damn lol

>3 days
>100 hours
>implying it counts if you're just sitting on the menu

>just read that it's about 100h of game time not 100h of matches played
Valve are retards.

the ideal goyim consumer feeders

dotabuff.com/players/16309975
Go ahead, you’re gonna have to dig deep seeing as how I haven’t climbed in some time

Don’t know why you find it hard to believe that even people at 10k behav. score can ruin games, all it takes is waking up with a stiff neck and two losses in a row to turn your average russian into a savage

>human oversight
And where do the chinks get those humans from?

kill liberals

its valve they're not known to be smart

yeah haha source?

Are most of you faggots retarded? It's not about these guys being mean in chat, it's about ruining games by destroying items, feeding etc.

>This update includes a few different ban waves for bad actors. The first ban wave is to players with exceptionally low behavior scores. We will continue to do regular ban waves for users who fall into this small percentage of the community. Users that reach this low level of behavior in the game are too big of a tax on the rest of the community and are not wanted.

dota really is turning into league of chicom soiboi faggots

lmao

Cope boomer

There is no obligation for them to tolerate your shitty behavior. No one is a slave to Valve and people can vote with their feet.
I would guess that way more people have been turned off by the behavior of game ruiners than they lose in permaing the bottom pit of the behavior score.

dilate

read
it's gonna happen and you have to fucking accept it because the game is shit by design, sorry assfaggot.

perfect robotized happiness cattle
plugged directly into the goodthink chicom matrix

im pretty sure china has nothing to do with it, considering the chinese are usually the biggest offenders in being scumfucks.

it comes down to dota noticing it's losing its playerbase, so they're taking an emergency action to get more people to join the game. people being niggers to you is probably 400% more likely than a random deciding he's gonna fuck up the match, so it is a necessary evil to keep the game alive. (which, again, by design is shit because it encourages shit behavior in the first place)

>You don't have a right to be unpleasant to people
>Posts a smug anime girl
Aw, did you get bullied for being a faggot? Don't worry, we'll keep doing it until you kill yourself, cut your dick off or reform into an actual human

corporations more power over humans
corporations more power over life
more power good
need more power for corporations now
goy consume only good thoughts now

What you don't understand that in order to get banned you pretty much need to ruin and abandon games. It is hard to do that with juts being a cunt in chat/voice. And here you are thinking that it is more adult for the others to "develop thick skin" and let Timmy throw his tantrums with no repercussions.

video games = parenting
video games = work
all work makes cattle good and servile
consume now corporation not bad

>i am going to play a shitty game as a service for free then complain when the company that owns the game bans me for driving new potential customers away, also i hate commies

7/10 got me to reply and take you seriously for a moment, i'd advise not playing your hand as early as you just did though, probably could've gotten a few more replies out of me.

not that im saying banning people from games for stupid reasons isn't stupid, especially when the game encourages this shit behavior

Well would you look at that you just got yourself banned in most AAA videogames with that rant but not in Dota, real make you think. Too bad you want Dota to ban you too.

ITT: people who have never played a game of dota in their lives turning this into a matter of consumer rights

>tries to take the high ground despite getting massively btfo and shown up for the immature faggot retard he is
just like the democrats after the election and the remainers right now in the Brexit situation

liberals are cancer

I agree that it is not ideal that a child learns manners in an online videogame. But that doesn't mean that the online world should be rules free because some cunts never grew up.

This, I'd extend the ban to 2100 just to be sure they die before their account gets unbanned.

8/10 got one more reply, keep up the great work champ, that greentext is perfect bait and the followup is strong enough to get these replies.

>'say bad word lose game' is okay when steam does it

>you have free speech but there are consequences after speech
this is what communist dictator Idi Amin said
Trump needs to hurry up with the silicon valley antitrusts

Don't worry. Your daddy would ban all videogames in a heartbeat if he had the power to do so.

>comparing game ban to fucking real prison
jesus

The kind of people who got banned weren't just "toxic", they were the kind of people who would roll support, pick core, and then when you refused to get out of mid they'd feed all their items while screaming russian profanities over the microphone
They would do this over and over and over and eventually even the shitters in low priority didn't want to play with them

he'd round up the communist pedophiles that infiltrated the games industry and all other culture industries and ruined them and then publicly execute them

maybe he is in the process of it right now

milkers

the problem is that if valve is infiltrated with leftists they will 'slippery slope' this system

it starts with the screeching item destroying feeding ruskies and ends with you misusing gender pronouns and losing your 30,000 hour account

>Trump needs to hurry up with the silicon valley antitrusts
Imagine thinking this is how anti-trusts work. A company is not considered a true monopoly under antitrust law unless it has control over its supply chain. Media companies don't manufacture televisions, or consoles, or PCs. Disney doesn't source their own steel for construction over their theme park rides.etc

>behaves like a retarded gorilla
>gets punished
>WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HELP ME MOMMYYYY

cope google niggeroid

talk shit get hit

>if you accept this eula, don’t be a dick or we will ban you
>be a dick and get banned
>wwwoooooooooow!!!

>behaves like a castrated leftnigger
>loses election
>WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH BAN ALL THE FROGS FROM TWITTER AND DOTA

>game ban
>equivalent to "getting hit"
liberals are very sheltered

>nobody will believe you that you don't deserve it.
Because there is literally no reason to believe you didn't deserve it.

I haven’t gone a single game without calling someone who did something retarded a nigger for years now and I haven’t been muted once

You’re overreacting, /pol/

Why should I tolerate somebody who acts like a subhuman ape all game and feeds kills to the enemy lane? If they're gonna go to those kinds of lengths to ruin my game then they have every reason to be banned

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>retarded gorilla cries some more
Your mother should have swallowed you.

>consumer
I havent spend a dime on this game it's free. You can stop posting now, don't you have a new account to make?

this. but at least slav girls are still nice to look at, while in the west you now have freaky pink haired sluts or literally plastic dolls

give me the rundown on this

you've posted this "ive said nigger for years" shill sentiment in threads like this for literal years on end. you must be so seething that Whites dont give a fuck about your social conditioning systems no matter the lengths you go to to implement them, see: brexit trump.

cope kike

Yulia is miracle

>2038
That's just INT_MAX for 32bit Unix Time.
Watch out, the world will "suddenly" face another Year 2000 Problem.

It's probably meant to be a perma ban.

Tibet

the only side of this equation that's crying is you and yours dear leftpedo

enjoy your mass grave

And now imagine how much worse it'll be once Chinese government gets involved now that steam has sold us out to them.

>NOOOOOOOOOO STOP BANNING RETARDED GORILLAS THIS IS NOT FAIR HELP MEEEEEEEEE BLURMPFHHHHHHH

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>1901

I think it's 1912, actually.

>THE INCELS ARE GOING TO SHOOT US ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DRUMPF TAKE THE GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNSSSSS

woah you're right.

Why use a signed int for time though i wonder?, we could get those bans to the year 2100 if we used unsigned

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>Behave like a nigger
>Get segregated
>Wow what the fuck

>YOU JUST CAN'T BAN RETARDED GORILLAS IT'S ILLEGAL BLURMPFHHHHHH WILL SAVE ME

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>i need my safe space from the toxic gamers

Haven't played a game since they removed Skeleton King.
Fuck Valve.

>PLEEEEEAAAAAAAAASEEE HELP FRUMP THE INCELS ARE SHOOTING UP THE SYNAGOGUES TAKE THE GUNS TAKE THEM NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Apes are not allowed to play video games.

Okay I hope this is the last reply you get retard, it's not the game's fault these faggots exist, it's not game design, griefing is the equivalent of playing a board game or something, getting mad, shitting on your hand and thowing it to the board just because you are such a baby you can't control your emotions, and if someone does this shit you kick him out of your house or beat the shit out of him, not just stand by and ignore as they shit up your board like a faggot, FAGGOT.
>Gee bad game design, it's the board game designer's fault he didn't implement handcuffs and a tranquilizer gun for such situations.

>Shartiflop
>Blundersharts
>UX fail
>Dota2 queue times
>full SJW ban lengths for le toxicity

Yeah, I'm thinking Valve is fucking dead.

Epic chads, we ARE the silent majority. It's time to rise up agains the Valve drone menace and put them down once and for all.

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Once played Earth shaker support. Bought wards whole game and helped team. Every single of my teamate was on mute so they wont disturb me.

After match i got 4 reports even thought we win. Never raged so hard in my entire life. NEVER! Ever since then fuck dota 2. Go to gulags.

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Except Slavs are the whitest, purest, most intelligent and handsome part of the white race. Personally I wish we segregated anglos and nords. A bunch of arrogant cunts whose relevancy is nothing. I mean when was the last time snow "aryans" invented anything?

holy based

>i need my safe space from the toxic gamers
Trump is your president

Here's your pity (You)

>Of course I wouldn't do anything to stop niggers from shitting up my neighborhood, I'm a big boy who doesn't need coddling

T. Snownigger without any relevance

Cry more amerimutt. That racemixing is turning you into braindead apes and it shows.

it looks like these bans weren't for offensive language or flaming, but for being shitters and feeding every game, the types of faggots who legitimately do ruin the game and not just hurt people's feefees
am i wrong or is this the case i don't play ASSFAGGOTS

>saying nigger online is the same as murdering and trafficking children and drugs
liberalism is literally a mental illness and we need to put liberals in madhouses and lobotomize them before they do any more damage

kike seethe, where's bibi

Fuck off you thin skinned bitch nigger faggots.

Probably, it isn't that hard to fuck over your own team. You can play as broodmother and feed the enemy alchemist spiderlings all game.

Every fucking game, its bizarre. My social rating is really good, yet when I play solo in matched with the biggest tards

how is autistic_frog so powerful? look how he has completely dominated this thread and the tranny chicom shills that thought they were making headway in swerving the narrative towards corporate submission?

Cope.

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>caring about getting banned from an assfaggots game

Don't forget that the guy from Riot who coined "toxic" was fired for toxic work behavior.

Newsflash, you don't get banned for saying "nigger", you get banned for ruining dozens of games.

none of these words mean anything to me but i am glad valve isn't blizzard tier just yet
the one time i did play ASSFAGGOTS it was DOTA 2 and my friend set us up against easy bots, but i didn't know how to play so he got frustrated and told me to go hide until the end of the round
i never played again

netanyahu is getting replaced by a puppet, yid
and we control the puppet
Israel will be the most diverse country on this Earth

>Newsflash, you don't get banned for saying "nigger", you get banned for ruining dozens of games.
citation needed

Knowledge and a righteous heart.

Many of the post-gg posters on Yea Forums are vile cretinous SJW filth, when they are confronted by an obvious righteous man they break down and expose themselves.

Saying niggers is an indicator though. Anyone whose autism make them say it in public space always end up shooting innocent people, want to rape kids and generally are junkies to cope with their lives

imagine living in poverty, but you have alot cheap alcohol available.

>all this leftscum projection in one post
democrats literally shrieking as Trump builds the wall and shuts down their child rape supplies makes us kek

People tend to get sent to low priority queue first before they get banned. Low prio is basically a special queue where shitters and cunts have to play with each other. It's not a bad system really so for people to actually get banned from te game they'd have to be sent in low prio A LOT for it to happen.

What a fucking retard. Do Ameriturds really think like this?

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why are you so obsessed with americans we're talking about fucking russians who else plays ASSFAGGOTS in the current year

Try not to drug, murder and rape any kids today, okay? I know your mental illness tells you to do it but I'm sure you can resist.

>The first ban wave is to players with exceptionally low behavior scores. We will continue to do regular ban waves for users who fall into this small percentage of the community. Users that reach this low level of behavior in the game are too big of a tax on the rest of the community and are not wanted.
The only way to get your behavior score this low is by ruining dozens of games and getting everyone to report you time after time, and literally no one in the community cares about hate speech.

>banning russians from f2p game
oh no, think of all those rubles, whole NONE of them

>these are the "skilled" anons telling you to git gud

even shittier metaphor but i see what you mean

the game's design is shit because you're dependent on 4 strangers who you don't trust and they likewise don't trust you or each other so everyones ready to fucking explode on each other. Then you have the fact that a single fuck up on ONE PERSON can jeopardize the entire fucking game for the 4 other people so people are ready to tell you the 7 things you did wrong and it's up to you to either take it and accept it or whine like a baby and start a fight.

>if someone does this shit you kick him out of your house or beat the shit out of him, not just stand by and ignore as they shit up your board like a faggot, FAGGOT.
Keep in mind, because this is the internet and people have rightful anonymity, if you start a fight there is a high likelyhood people will just fucking run it down and destroy the game because there is no immediate repercussions.
Because they have no immediate consequence for their action, they will simply revel in the fact that you have gotten a shit fucking game. To top it all off, there is no fucking kick feature due to how dependent you are on the 4 strangers who (by this point) despise you and your way of playing, even if it's the sole reason why you are winning (if you are).

THAT is why the game is fucking shit by design and why the design encourages it, no one want's to lose at another's expense, but they're willing to kamikaze for someone else to get angry, even if for a minute simply because you dared to question them.

>>it's the board game designer's fault he didn't implement handcuffs and a tranquilizer gun for such situations.

In this case, the handcuffs would be the mute button and the tranq gun would be a votekick, but assfaggots doesn't have either of these in a game where it's possible to accommodate for it.

I understand what you mean, but these people get just as pissed as you do for the same trivial things, getting pissy with them makes them want to do it more.

Jesus christ this thread went to shit, i fucking hate all of you useless fucking virgins.

imagine lacking any sort of reading comprehension whatsoeever holy fucking shit

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If i bang you i wont be virgin anymore.

Why all the anti Russian sentiment? We are beloved and ranked top in charts about likeable or respected nation. Yesterday I even read that Norwegians want to give us Spitsbergen back out of love. Is this an American psyops?

Actually it does so

this post is the result of adrenochrome withdrawal

usa went cray cray and the natural gas is cheap so we love you now

t. europe

>being a gamer
>but so terrible at it some guy tells you to stay in the corner against fucking bots
I have never played dota myself but due my general gaming talent would master it in a single match.

Does anyone have a name for this lass?

based

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Glad you returned to your senses. Americans only care about their continent, not ours.

will you save us all from them as you did with the Germans?

Working on it.

DOTA is a shit game any way.
Based valve telling those faggots to KYS.

highly based post

Just because Ivan wrecked the Nazis doesn't mean you still have to be mad my dear larper.

How fucking cancer do you have to be to get banned on fucking Dota 2 of all games? This is literally the poster boy game of dumbfucks.

This is very true.

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Valve probably did them a favor.

Good, but I'm afraid it's not enough. They should ban even more people. I've seen lots of racist and sexist usernames.

Liberal bros I cant take it any more.
The Rightists keep winning the Culture War on all fronts, all battles, skirmishes and wars always go their FUCKING way nowadays. How are they so intelligent and invigorated, Liberalbros? We just can't get ONE SINGLE FUCKING THING over on them. Those fucking alt-right pepe frog white cracker bigots... so fucking steamed right now Liberal bros. I think I'm going to actually kill myself if Gamergooblers win A-FUCKING-GAIN in 2020 with Trump's second term. Seriously going to commit suicide and take my putrid sickly family with me, gonna load my stale old boomer failure parents and mixed race stepkids into my fucking Corsa and drive off a cliff. Gotta end my disgraceful Liberal lineage right fucking soon Liberal bros.

>We are beloved and ranked top in charts about likeable or respected nation
Is this a joke?

>guy yelling niggerfaggots telling others to grow as a person

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>reddit meme
the irony is lost on this corporate slave NPC

Where do you people even come from? You can be as much of a piece of shit in chat as long as you don't throw the game. You will never get banned in this cancerous game for just hurting people's feefees with words.

The SEA server is literally the pinnacle of multiplayer trash and the only people that will really get banned the most there are third world kiddies always getting disconnected because their internet is shit.

>lost

So is your dota account.

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hahahaha

xhamster.com/videos/busty-polish-woman-6715063

Looks like a rando, which makes sense if you consider Poland tops Boobpedia's leaderboards

Ines Cudna is a MILF now

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they're dirty vodkaniggers that were punished for selling accounts and crashing servers

Except the report spam from single game does _nothing_ to your "soc credit". Multiple accounts accross multiple games accross long timespam fucks you over. Which makes it more organic vs. the previvous system where actual report spam got your account suspended even if you were gud boi before.

I don't even play the game. I just think if you use the word "toxic" unironically (or even ironically), you should grow thicker skin and stop being a pussy

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I agree. Toxic was a word coined and heavily popularized by Riot's retarded fucking staff. The gaming world never did recover when that shit went viral.

>Valve's wild west with CS and Dota 2
dota is still a mad max game. you can be the biggest asshole you can possibly image and NOTHING happens to you. the guys in the OP were probably smurfs with confirmed multiple accounts etc.

>Another SIM card is piss easy to get mate.
this, i personally have 3 accounts.

>play with foreign minorities
>don't gib emone
>get money stolen for having bad social credit

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>all these russians
now i remember why i quit mobas

>Dota
And nothing of value was lost

Team fortress 2 is still pretty lawless. Just a few days ago i saw someone screaming nigger nigger nigger at the top of his lungs for 20 straight minutes while slamming his keybinds to fill the chat with nigger while spawncamping
Im not offended i just wish he would put more effort into making people mad, nobody really cared and just muted him to play the game

>talks about the game
>is toxic
>talks about something in the game
>toxic
>goes to pleddit and says something about the game
>toxic
>watches anime
>toxic
>goes to shit
>toxic
>breathes
>toxic
>reads a book
>toxic
>toxic.exe crashed, restart?
>toxic

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JUST

seething slav

Based

How big of a piece of shit do you have to be to get banned from a Valve game? They allow basically anything.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

get fucked till 2038

absolutely based by Gaben

ITS LITERALLY THE CHINK SOCIAL CREDIT SYSTEM LMAO STEAMDRONES ON ENDLESS COPE

>all those fucking spics, slavs, chinks and other autistic fucks getting removed for toxic behaviour
>check forum
>waaah I need to play 100 hours again to play ranked
>wwwahhhhh I can't use my old phone number because it's locked in my old account and this new one doesn't accept it
>wwaaaahhhh why did I get fucking banned out of dota2 whaaa

AHHAHAAHAHHAHHA stupid FUCKS get

FUCKING

FUCKED

*Creates a new account*
Fuck your mom :)

>needs 100 hours to get ranked
>gets banned on the 99th hour
stay mad vlad

>muh thirdies
>muh slavs
>muh spics
Face it, you only deserve each other

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Anytime I hear a beaner curse or anything I report them on any game I play so they leave
Speak english spic

feels so good removing cancer

I hate these zoomers and their memewords.
>smurfs
e-sports like always is a fucking mistake in our times this meme didn't existed you git gud or git gud.

>dota is usually played by russian and brazilians with comfy banter
lmao, valve are you okay? you are going to ban all your playerbase.

>loud monkey noises
>war and peace recitals
>comfy banter

arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/VAJSgkqO2wWnAupmPwtKTQ/
why do faggots act like this?

smurf is a really old term and you are just outing yourself as a newfag

>srmuf is an old term
No, u, zoomers literally invented that shit in order to cry about better players, you stupid newfag i bet you don't even know private servers.

No they aren’t
I can get 3 separate sets for a dollar

>permabanning a phone number
lmoa? so what happens when someone else gets that number after the previous user gets a new number?

I assume some dummy just made it the standard and everyone had to follow so their programms work on every system

How do you even get banned in dota 2?
I have above 8000 behavior score and always throw banter at the enemy

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in russia you can get sentenced to prison for reposting jokes about putin or government

>nobody really cared and just muted him to play the game
holy shit this, why cant this sissys just mute me if they cant take banter

Be Russian and call american fags, they will cry like little bitches and report you.
Same in america, about making jokes about shooting a school.

>sissy
>mute
user you are the only sissy in this thread, oh please don't hide this post, lmao, you fucking sissy.

people are faggots

i don't even speak on mic but i like people talking even if they're acting like autists, it's what makes multiplayer games fun. it's half the reason i liked playing rising storm 2

consistently being "that guy"

Why do that when I can take your game away

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This is what happens when you cater to Russians.
Russians drove everyone else away from the game and have been shitting on it for years. This is why Dota2 never surpassed LoL, even though it's the superior MOBA by far. No European is going to play a game where every single European server is infested with Russians.
Can't say I feel sorry about Valve having to deal with countless trolls crying for getting banned.

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And that's a good thing!
Here's why: ...

>never play dota
>never have to deal with any of this garbage
you're all fucking sad mao

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>writes like a faggot
>cries like a faggot
No wonder why you play LoL.

>I am entitled to write whatever I want when I use other people's services!

only bydlo can play this garbage

Deal with what?.. They are banning like the bottom 1% of the players and the matchmaking already uses your behaviour score for macthmake so this basically does nothing but people are making a big deal about it because LOL OMG PERMANA XBHDDBHXJHD

Stay banned

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>Valve implements ways to punish people for being fuckwits
>People continue to be fuckwits, blaming everybody else
>Get punished for it
>Immediately blame everybody else again
Never ever stops being funny, just have to go outside and unleash your bantz on strangers I guess kiddos. Not that it's ever bantz, it's always bitching and moaning and screeching. Hasn't been an original and funny insult in a dota 2 match since the first month of the alpha.

Imba

I'm not a faggot like you so i don't play mobas you retarded asperger.

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>"Just mute them lol"
>mute the Russian throwing the game
>he's still throwing the game but now he's muted
Good job, Yea Forums, I thought you guys were smart.

>report you to the teacher
>comparing corporations to primary school
Yeah, and the snotty nosed schooler is subservient to the teacher, but in this case it just cuz the kid is stupid and has to learn. Companies just want you to engorge yourself with their product and get excited for another product. I also have to ask, why didn't you compare it to parental discipline? "Waah bib brother did a meanie so I told daddy and daddy gave him the spankies. I love daddy! uwu".

Way to show how little you think of yourself, submissive bootlicker.

>Yea Forums
>crying about banter and griefing
What.... oh i forgot this is now a tranny central by resettera, keep going my ladyboi friends.

So what's going on? Why are people getting banned for 20 years?

>big ban wave
>Suddenly Yea Forums is discussing Dota2.
Really makes you think, isn't it, you scumbags?

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Liw behavior score.

You dont get it, its not that much for calling people niggers, faggots or Israel Shekels, its for abandoning ranked games, or throwing on purpouse.
I call people niggers every day and i'm not banned

How does it works? It lowers if you get reported?

>Exiling the russians to siberia
Fucking based valve.

>trying this hard to fit in
Early online games was literally just kids complaining about imba stuff and haxxors and smurfing became a term as soon as permanent record accounts became a thing which was sooner than you think.

Yep. It's also affected by you abandoning games. To get a ban you'd have literally flame and/or feed in every game and abandon about every 10 games.

Speak Russian on EU servers

Unironically based.
That's the system working as intended. Signing up your phone number for the competitive queues is to hold people more accountable for their actions.

having really fucking weak banter to the point where it's not banter anymore its just garbage noise.

Nah, you don't know shit zoomie.

Jesus christ, and people manage to get banned, how retarded can one man be?

This
Get fucked OP you sub human snow nigger

Sup resetera

You can shit talk your team EVERY GAME, call them niggers and say that you're going to kill them and you still wont get banned like this, simply because people don't report that stuff that often. they just mute you. the people who got banned now are the absolute lowest of the low, sewer filth tier shitters who abandon more than half of their games and when they dont they just troll their own team and do their best to ruin the game. there's no sympathy to be had for these retards

>go on google
>find free sms receiving site
>link account to phone number
>get b&
>watch as hundreds of slavs who also used that number get b&
Bravo to the madman who did this

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>hey why not stop being a cunt?
>Nah, that requires growing as a person, I'd rather keep ruining the experience for others whether it's intentional or not!

Literally the only reason to play Dota was that you could say nigger without being banned
Now that you can't do that, there's no reason to play it.

Dont even play DOTA, but fuck Russians. They deserve this.

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>1 conduct score out of 10k
Am I fucked bros?

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you still can, this has nothing to do with shit talking

Alright i'll say it, Third worlders ruin multiplayer, And taint the industry in general. Chinks and russians especially. Gaming was built by japs and whites. It's just a fact, Simple as.

>Permaban a bunch of game ruiners that you were never gonna play against anyway because of how toxic they were
>They create new accounts and start ruining your games
Great plan valve, you fucking retards.

LMAO 6 years ago when I used to play DOTA anyone could say anything includng niggers, you wouldnt get banned.
Now Valve is worse than Blizzard

You can say anything as long as you arent screaming all game every game for months.

They don't tho, you only get banned for pretty much leaving half the game you joined in the last 5 years and ruining the game for everyone else, shittalking is still allowed since nobody ever report it.

>worse than blizzard
nah nowhere near, this is pretty fucking retarded of valve but they're still nowhere near blizz/ubi tier

Just play ranked.

The game uses "behaviour score". Only way to lose it to get reported. The game is mainly played by angry losers so saying out these words is completely accepted. You will only get mass reported for literal gameruining and not for "being toxic".

>bunch of slavs banned

They probably deserved it knowing how slavs act online.

And whats stopping them from playing rank? Rank is full of smurfs unless youre immortal.

They should ban all players to spare them from that garbage

The only times I get reported is when my lane doesn't do well and my lane partner gets mad, it's funny how some people exclusively use the report function as a "I lost the game" button.

Here's the deal for you non-dota players:
You can shittalk a lot in dota.
You can call people niggers, slavs, chinks etc and all is fine.
But if you start acting retarded and intentionally ruining games, that's when your behaviour score starts to drop. With the latest update, ultra low behaviour score gets you banned.

but that still nets you nowhere enough reports to get marked as a shitstain

Good. All shitters need to be banned. Git gut.

The smurfs are getting bans too.

for

Yes. Everyone using a specific phone number exploit. But I doubt that that is the only method out there ..

It doesn't which is why anyone complaining about the bans and arguing that people misuse the report function is a shithead, shitheads are also compulsive liars and will constantly try to downplay their shitheadness.

>democracy bad

Fuck off, putin loving cuck.

id suggest you niggas play csgo. they dont give a shit about what you say and how you play.

based nanny-state valve

>well begun will never be half done again

>Play ranked
>Be forced into a specific role
>Be forced to play meta
>Can't do goofy shit
>Can't do meme builds
>Can't play AD
yikes

fpbp

hey moron, you might have done this yourself so you remembered it
but le "slavs" have phones and probably also have sex unlike you

Russian kikes btfo

I play offlane support bounty constantly. What are you talking about?

>wow china is such a dystopian shithole, I cannot believe how someone could approve of a social credit system
>btw valve is based for banning users with low "behavior" score
?

How are you forced into anything and why do you think it's appropriate to use a LoLbab term in a Dota thread?

Yup, you're retarded.

this is what really happened
none of the people banned were any more toxic or threw than anyone else
they got extra reports for speaking in russian from butthurt losers

>barrier to entry on new accounts is so heavy there is no way to avoid the punishment even if you smurf

hahaha holy shit based valve shitting on 3rd worlders. bring this to CS please.

They are. Don’t act like a retard and you won’t get banned how hard is it to control your autism inside a game? Though Slavs aren’t humans so it’s understandable

Trash talking is not enough to decrease your score. You apparently must be a pile of garbage to get banned and this mean feeding, being afk, griefing etc.

wow it's almost like one isn't the real world and is video games you fucking retard. or do you apply some kind of universal values system to every little online service as well as to how you judge the world? if you do you're fucking stupid.

>talk anything bad about slavs/russians
>banned
Really activate my almonds

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>what is credit score, criminal record, etc
Every single society runs on a reputation system.

but valve isnt handing out the points. users report each other as they wish

Its a free game just make a new account

It’s actually based, it keeps third world niggers in check when they cheat or feed as they’re too poor to get a new phone number

Based volvo cleaning the Peruvian plague. Go back to eating ceviche.

The chances of that happening are close to none.

so basically you can use every slur in the dictionary and get away scott free but if you play like shit then you get reported. seems okay to me. bad players are worse than toxic players.

hahaha fuck russians

B-BUT I NEED ALL MY COSMETICS TO ENJOY IT

You can get a new phone number for free by calling your carrier, phones are by far the most disposable and exploitable system in existence and I don't know why so many companies use it for verification.

You totally deserved it user.

Why not just ban all the Russians from both Dota and CSGO and be done with it. Let them play with each other.

Lemme know when theres a way to automatically ban dota/league players from other games if it detects it on their account.

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then you get your MMR reset and nobody wants to go through MMR calibrate hell.

War II legends use to go by Smurfette and Papasmurf and something else to hide their identity and play. No one wanted to match against them due to their status as practically Warcraft gods, so they got fanboyed to hell, or everyone declined or quit the match when they got to play.

The term is older than you, you fucking mongoloid.

Did I click the wrong board? Or site? Is neo-Yea Forums seriously defending people getting banned for saying nigger in chat?

Simple: Don't play ranked.

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>imagine playing a game for stupid children
they should be happy that they are freed from their addiction

>why are people supposedly defending something that never actually happened at all?
Why don't you read up on what's going on before posting? Only consistently cancerous feeders and legit insane people get low enough to get banned.

Nah, you are retarded.

>toxic dota players
So they banned everyone?

Except it's players that report other players and Valve doesn't bother doing manual bans, you automatically lose goodboy points for getting reported and you need more reports than games played to get a bad score, something that only happens if you really are a complete shithead.

Imagine banning people for "toxicity" when mutes exist

You can't mute feeding and intentional throwing, I don't think you ever played this game to know what people actually get reported for.

are people in 4k ranked still as defeatist as they were before?

People will actually use voice chat to demotivate teammates if a first blood goes the wrong way. is that different now with these changes and behjavior score?

Good. If you get banned in Dota you're not getting banned because you said nigger or faggot but for being game ruining cancer.