Game has a glitch to obtain infinite money

I’m still thinking the one where if you can lift more than what you weigh and the weight of a chair, you can pull yourself up and fly could be done if someone had superhuman strength.
Yeah troll physics comics were great.

Its the perfect trick to play on drunk friends

>I fucking miss troll science
>I don't care if it's cringy, rage comics still make me laugh. They required at least some creativity, unlike wojaks

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Early rage comics were good, but then it was used by 9fag and Reddit as another outlet to blog about their shitty lives, and those became more popular.

Its troll economics/troll science, its not supposed to make sense but to get a chuckle out of you. They fell out of favor once reddit coopted the coolface and rageface memeys

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can I save this picture

bait

troll science was unironically funny and clever, a very good meme.

it's kind of ironic how in 2019 the most reddit posts on Yea Forums are the ones making fun of reddit and numales

But did they factor in the cost of the box??

How much is trollface2 giving vs getting? No money gets generated here.

I wish only death on you cancerous newfags

I would like to take this time to inform you all that you can report any wojacknigger posts for being extremely low quality and they get deleted like 70% of the time.

you will starve

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Gonna post some of my favorites. Still have my folder from when I used to browse Yea Forums back in 07.

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You're dumb.

Guy 1 spend 20 bucks
Guy 1 spend 30 bucks
Guy 1 earns 40 bucks
Resulting in -10 bucks.

Guy 2 spends 20 bucks
Guy 2 earns 30 bucks
Resulting in +10 bucks.

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The only good troll physics ideas are the ones where you legit need to think why it wouldn't work even if it's obvious. All the other ones are meme trash.

the cost of traveling would definitely outweigh any marginal profit you would make by doing this

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this actually works

The person who pays 30 for the box is losing 10 dollars

>pay 20
>pay 30 (paying in total 50)
>get 40

Yes I had to write it down on a paper to figure it out

Okay now this should work right?

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post the one with magnet car

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It doesn't work because more energy is lost in the transfer than provided. This is a general problem with using magnetic force as a source of energy.

the turbine wouldnt spin fast enough to generate adquated power for anything than a pulley or gear (water wheel)

guys

what if

listen

guys

what if, listen up

what if

we created some kind of material

this is the clever part

what if this material

transformed sunlight into energy

guys

it's literally free energy

im a genius guys

It would be a good way to smash yourself into the ground

It's also Mass vs Weight. Gold is sold by gram, which is mass, not weight. Mass is constant and unaffected by gravity.

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My sleep deprived brain is struggling to understand why this one doesn't work.
Fuck me I'm retarded.

ah yes, the crackdown 1 approach to skywalking.
I miss crackdown 1.

>/biz/

I miss original rage comics, before they got bastardized by normies

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I imagine this technically works but is hilariously inefficient land/or impractical? I don't know much about electromagnetism but i imagine the electricity needed to get a magnet that strong would far outweigh the energy generated unless you could somehow get a natural magnet strong enough.. which I don't know if that's possible. Not to mention the energy loss from transferring one type of energy to another.

My cousin died doing this. It's not funny.

the one with the magnet car always made me think

>plants convert sunlight into sugar
>grow plants
>eat for energy
>use energy to grow more plants

I'm a genius

This actually works

It will work for as long as the magnets function at the minimum field strength.
Magnetism doesn't work the way you think it does.

Remember when Yea Forums wasn't just another porn board?

I mean I guess you could power a digital clock or something like this

even if it did work it is just an overly complicated water wheel

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Yes.

Yea Forums was never good, but it was fun, once.

This one wouldn't actually work

And the last one. I have more but they're very garbage. I was 13 when I saved them, after all.

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yes

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>plants make glucose from light
>body needs glucose to survive
>put plant and light in stomach
>unlimited energy, never need to eat again
Problem, food industry?

>That glitch in Evil Genius 1 where you can have your minions steal money from the world map indefinitely, as long as you don't interrogate the maid in the tutorial section
Best unlimited money glitch ever. You can make like 10 million dollars if you increase your minion count to 100 and keep stealing in Europe and the US. That money is enough to last you the entire game, I always loved using it cause it allowed me to build an intricate, well detailed base without having to worry about my money running low. God that game is so comfy. I might reinstall it soon and relive my teenage years. I cant wait until Evil Genius 2 gets released next year, its gonna be day 1 purchase for me thats for sure.

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I have a cryptocoin you may be interested in.

How does a jeweler measure grams? If it's by scale, it measures weight then converts to mass - which, since it's dependent on weight to determine mass, will obviously be incorrect.

So...fuckin magnets, how do they work?

The Force of pushing the ball through the opening would require lifting the water and the floating balls in the water.

that's half life 2 speedrun tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=LnFjTG9J-T8

Surely this would actually work if you could time it correctly, jumping from the chair would cancel your downward momentum from falling from the building, right?

No, because by kicking the chair away (jumping) all you're doing is increasing the velocity of the chair, not decreasing your own.

No shit, retard?

this one actually works

Sure, but if you can’t jump slightly faster than how fast you were falling you’ll just end up breaking your legs

one way to find out, user

bitch i remember when /gif/ wasn't a porn board

Literally E=M*V2

You'd have to push off from the chair with twice the kinetic force of you speeding towards the ground.

chair is falling as well though, you'd maybe just push it down but still fall

It's impractical, you need electromagnets to actually control the pull, otherwise the ball just gets sucked up and plunks against a (probably) neodymium magnet and then... sits there. You'd have to find a magnet with JUST enough pull that somehow gets weaker as the ball gets closer to prevent it from sticking to the magnet and actually continuing along the conveyor belt or whatever to create traction and move it to create energy. With an extremely efficient system you may be able to get it to create enough energy to self sustain, but I doubt it. The best form of "cheap" energy will always be kinetic energy converted into a battery. The hardest part is actually making a battery, you can set up an exercise bike to output electrical energy with just like a weekend project.

I saw this in the latest Hobbit movie.

Well, theoretically you could measure your local g-forces and convert every weight to some standardized weight, though I'm not sure this is done.

Alcohol doesn't kill brain cells. That is a myth from old autopsies on life long alcoholics who have brains of reduced volume on death.

i think i actually flashed back to this very rage comic when i saw legolas pull that shit

How would it cancel your momentum, retard? What is the chair going to push off to slow you? Thin fucking air?

Is this why Churchhill was always drunk?

What if you timed it just as the chair hit the ground? In theory, you couldn't push the chair any further if it's already hit the ground. But I guess then you'd just break your legs trying to push off the chair at that speed.

You could do this in oblivion with paintbrushes, I think it was patched out eventually tho but yeah you'd drop one it would fall to about waist height and float.
You could then jump on it place another jump to the next one grab the original one and rinse repeat

This.

>mfw I think of all those 9/11 survivors who died but could've lived if they knew this factoid

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I did the math out of curiosity.
The percent increase between the gravity at the equator and at the poles is about .4393%, so assuming a constant price for gold, the profit would have that same increase.
Take that as you will.

video game physics are fun

none of these would actually work you fucking brainlet

then you may as well just try to jump off the ground right as you touch it but before the full weight of your impact shatters your bones

Well google says the price of gold is $48,356.33 per kilo. So that is a profit of $212 per kilogram.

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Let's say you take 20kg with you on an economy flight. That's $4240 profit. But that's not counting for travel costs and broker's fees.

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If you were falling at 50 m/s and jumped up with a speed of 2 m/s you would hit the ground at 48 m/s.

This one actually works

No. Wait. How?

it doesn't factor in the thickness of the square's outlines

Because it still isn't a circle.

Guys, it's literally the Newton's third law of motion. It works and it's what spaceships to slow down. However, you won't slow down the fall that much.

no matter how many times you "remove corners", it's still going to be a bunch of corners and not an actual circle

I like wojaks better because they make retards like you seethe

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Akshully, neither is the actual circle pictured in the image.

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Akshully, circles are an imaginary construct made up by patriarchy.

You are somehow even dumber than this nigger:

Akshully, the world isn't run by a patriarchy, but a genderless being called Som.

I got the joke, user

And most dealers will be using digital scales set to grams. Which, despite the unit, is still measuring weight. Unless you're using volumetric displacement and using density to solve for mass, or using an analog scale with calibrated-mass counterweights, gravity will be fudging your results.

this one actually works

water displacement

are you two retarded?

To this day, no one has been able to refute why you wouldn't be able to survive falling in an elevator and jumping up right before it hits the ground

...

There's also an M(you)/m(chair) multiplier in there somewhere, but I forgot where exactly. It's been a long time.

>Place your briefcase rack in the middle of your vault
>As you get pre-Maid money, entire vault becomes filled to the brim with bullion
>Bullion blocks access to the briefcase rack, meaning your minions can't access it to buy anything (including another briefcase rack in a more accessible place)
Dumb bugs giveth, dumb bugs taketh away
The way to stop this was a strip of vault tiles outside the room attached to the hallway only large enough to fit a rack on, meaning it'd never be blocked. It was pretty cool looking on forums back in the day and finding fan-made workarounds to common problems

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This ONLY works if the chair has the same weight as you, AND you can push it away with enough force to cancel out your momentum (which would break your legs anyway, rendering the whole exercise moot).

Waiting for flat earthers to give it a shot. Assuming a lack of curvature, it's just a question of tensile strength of type and ability to hold out aloft

i see you conveniently ignored the right answer

Okay but you'd break your legs in a cool way

The force necessary for the hoops to counteract gravity would cut you in half though.

I know this wouldn't work but I don't really know why. Like, if it was even possible, gravity would just pull it down at the end. But still, up until that point it's "floating"

That's a practicality issue though.

>Gold is sold by gram, which is mass, not weight.
how high are you right now?

What if I was wearing a metal belt

The force needed to keep a rope perfectly straight is literally infinite.

At some point, the mass of the length of rope between the two becomes too heavy for the two of them to have enough strength to pull tight.

There are plenty of infinite energy generators itt
Pick your choice

seems like friction would be an issue as well...

at what point is the hoop going to spontaneously combust/melt (depending on material)

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This one actually works.

Wait a minute..

My brain is struggling to figure out how this wouldn't work.

No? Otherwise power lines couldn't exist.
The line in question is finite, and given the circumference of the earth, caluable. Obviously, it's irreverent due to the curvature of the earth, but if the earth was flat, and finite, it would be no different than, say, a ski lift.

At least TRY to make it believable.

Do magnets lose small amounts of energy constantly? Just wondering.

wtf

Dumbest one so far.

post 05

On an elevator you aren't falling. Like on a train you don't fly to the back when you jump.

this is bullshit

retard, the balloon would pop from the heat

This one doesn't actually work

I seriously wish we would live in a world where this would practically work, but I am unsure what implications it would bring with it for the universe at large.

The "hot air" cause by the fir is smoke and would cause you to suffocate.

I remember playing Saint’s Row 4 with a friend, there was a glitch that made you earn cash insanely fast if you stood right next to one of the big enemies that takes a quick time event to kill. First time I did it, it took me to ~$27 billion, my friend might still have the clips of me just standing in his camera’s view while he does the QTE

On a train you fly back if you jump when the train is accelerating.

this is actually genius lol

it faces a liquidity issue but still

So, what you are saying it, circles don't exist?

In order for the arc length to converge, it's not enough for the curves to converge, their derivatives need to converge too.

unironically yes
no real life object can be a true circle because the surface will always have imperfections

I remember trying to do this when I was a kid and wanted to double jump.

>block your path

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Plane tickets and economy flights aren't that expensive. Definitely a good $2000 profit there. And most flights allow 2 suitaces so that's $8480 profit a trip minus around $2000 for ticket and fees. So one trip every 2 months and basically survive off a $3000 a month income.

It's basically like building a bridge around earth and then blowing up the pillars carrying it all at the same time.
It would actually float briefly, but gravity is too uneven around earth (differing by fractions of percentage points, depending on where you are) that it would be torn apart pretty quickly. I wonder if a perfect computer (that can calculate around the uneven gravity) could build a floating circle bridge though.

You’d slam into the top of the elevator

Couldn't you actually fly around like this if you could kick the boards at relativistic speeds?

I like how hot air balloons are basically real life physics exploits.

I know, which is why when talking about maths we come full circle and arive back at good old Plato.

You're forgetting the fact that you're transporting 40kg of pure gold, which no airline will allow.

However, if you got a boat, and sailed between the two destinations, not only could you pack a shitload more, but you could probably get around pesky regulations easier.

Unless you're doing shady work for gorvement, no air carrier would allow you to bring that much gold.

Theoretically yes, but the amount of force needed to do this is impossible for a human to achieve.

I used to hate him but now I miss trollface compared to what we are stuck with now.

>be on airplane
>toss small rock in air
>it shoots to the back at incredibly fast speed turning into a bullet killing someone

>game actually lets you use troll physics

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Sure, you'd just need so much force that you'd tear your leg off kicking. You can fly around even without these boards by kicking the air really hard. But you can't generate enough force.

What do you think birds are actually doing to fly? They are just utilizing physics in a clever way.

Ohhhhh so THAT's why Jews made laws against smuggling goods.

I struggle to understand why this doesn't happen.

>Unlike wojaks

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Breath of the Wild is great.

>implying planes aren't too
Who the fuck even thought about that. Whoever came up with the idea of how wings work was true troll science master.

The same reason jumping on a falling elevator works and you feel motionless sitting even thought the Earth is spinning. From your perspective you are motionless so the rock you toss doesn't move with the plane but you.

>portal speedrunning

The airplane at no point accelerates fast enough for the stone to be in the air long enough to kill someone. Keep in mind that this is about acceleration, not speed.

what if it was something bigger like a piano and you tried to jump off it sideways?

On that zombie show Fear the Walking Dead, they had zombies turning one of those big crank things to make gasoline

That would work in real life, right? Zombies never get tired

Still wouldn't cancel your downward momentum.

Fuck, you're right. Also, those zero G divebomb flights. Someone was enough of a madmen to try that this out.

White collar financial fraud literally work like that, then suddenly one day the FBI discover you're retarded and your empire crumble

>478425507
Trollface requires braincells to make / understand.
Wojak is 100% meme garbage.

I love this board.

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Well, there is a reason zombies don't exist in real life.
Because the government doesn't want you to know.

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Someone post the endless chocolate gif, I want to see newfags freak out.

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except you would always sell gold at a loss

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Under all the thinly veiled ecchi threads, reactionary wojak spam and spambot clickbait OP threads Yea Forums still holds onto some of it's ancestry.
But not much, shame.

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This wouldn't work because the new gravity would fuck up with the black hole gravitational field time travel uses for the return trip.

Back in 2009 I watched a Yea Forumsirgin stream Penumbra: Black Plague, where he found a way to fly by holding a bucket beneath him and using it as a platform to jump from.

Baron Munchausen is all about clever exploitation of physics

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On a related note I enjoy the increasingly elaborate variations on trollface that were made

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In theory zombies would have a very very short lifespan, not because of us killing them all or proper control or anything, but like, even in a scenario where there's only small pockets of humanity left, the zombies would only last two, three decades tops, because of the environment whittling them down. If their circulatory system isn't functioning they'll freeze solid, their flesh rots already so their bones would turn gelatinous in heavy snow or rainfall, it's just really a gigantic bunch of loopholes.

Mirrors actually slightly heat up when reflecting light, taking away a tiny bit of its energy. Due to light speed being light speed, this process would be incredibly quick for humans, so the light would basically turn off instantly once you take away the flashlight.

But I think there is a theoretical contraption utilizing particles just above the event horizon of a black hole to generate infinite energy, due to how black holes accelerate the shit flying around them. And I think that one works with light aswell.

This was actually a plot point in Umineko.

Me too.

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Are you perchance interested in buying the Eiffel Tower? I can get you a very good price.

Well they're surely not kicking boards with those bitch ass legs lmao

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This one makes me laugh and reminds of that /fit/ comic and kinetic energy and drinking boiling water.

I had a folder full of those on my old laptop. I really enjoyed them at one point, especially when you'd get through a super long text with one grotesquely malformed trollface, only for the next one to just be a badly drawn normal one saying "bamboozled".

>i live in a time when troll science needs explaining...
Am i too old for Yea Forums now.....

My dumb OC

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Why wouldn't this work?

Have you seen a bird start flying in slowmo? Fuckers can jump good.

newton's third law

Yeah that's shit. Thanks for at least trying.

You'd have no way to stop and would accelerate infinitely, and eventually go blind once you exceed the speed of light.

There would always be fuckers going "what the fuck" at this, ya twink. You just don't remember them apparently.

How has no one called you an idiot yet?

fuck off

It's not a glitch, but in Bravely Default you could combine an attack that leaves an enemy at 1 hp with a Merchant skill that lets you fully heal an enemy to gain equal gold as the HP healed to basically farm infinite cash out of a life insurance scam.

>my devious flim flams

This phrase alone makes me kek heartily.

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You could just put numbers on the compass

I like it

Some of these got out of hand at some point

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It's shit, but good try. Troll science is based on basic nonsense. I'd focus on the perpetual energy machine's creation like how a cat lands on feet/toast lands butter down so you strap the two together.

I made this years ago

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>too much ramblings, no flim-flams

people really just need to flim-flam to make this good

I appreciate the effort went into it though. But shorter and different variations were better.

the best part is it was saved as a JPG when it had that much text.
Speaking of which, a lot of the Yea Forums thread caps are unreadable because of this shit. Fuck jpgs

Do you know how mad you sound? Bring up wojak out of nowhere in every single thread and mass replying every time someone posts one? Just stop caring, you spastic autist, just don't read the fucking post.

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>smartphone fag gets autistically angry at someone disliking his overdone garbage meme template

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They were made as a response to 'just pretending' already getting out of hand. I see it as the last point in which the layer of irony was perceivable, for a while now I've had no idea if this site is run by idiots pretending to be smart, pretending to be idiots... etc

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We warned you about rotational velocindicity bro
We told you dog

This shit is funnier than today's memes tbf.

I want to go back.

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Remember those?

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who would know that of all these top lel would be the most enduring

YES YOU ARE. If you're in a vehicle, whatever forces affect the vehicle affect you too, though to a lesser degree if your mass is not connected to its mass. If you were in a diving plane, you'd be free-falling only at your terminal velocity, unless you were strapped in.

>no agenda, just fun
It was a better time

Forgot the important one.

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I never got,the joke on this one.

of course it's funnier when there was effort put into them

>gif
scared.jpg

Your OC inspired me to make my own OC just now.
Here's my dumb OC.

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I always had a soft spot for these.

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Unironically think this is the reason for the current state of the website. Ironic humor turned into a horrible mass of memes and retards eating bait thinking it was real

We can never go back.

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He put on his cool face and it looked ridiculous. That's the joke.

It sucks. Is this metaironic?

Won't you slam into the top of the elevator anyway since the terminal velocity of an elevator car is much, much higher than your own due to greater mass?

Not enough wojacks.

I would have never thought in years politics would unironically infect Yea Forums

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it is but a taste of my vast web of vexes

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There were some of these that were just complimenting and wholesome, anyone have them?

Yeah, you can definately see a pattern there, but these images are only a factor in the grand scheme of things.

Yea Forums was always contrarian to mainstream politics

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Anybody have the YOU HAVE BEEN COAXED INTO A SNAFU one? It’s my favorite

This is the right answer, not the other post. FYI, jumping in an elevator only reduces your velocity by a minute amount that wln't save your life. Worse, you could end up getting pinned to the ceiling and forced to travel as fast as the car, making a sudden deceleration that much more deadly.

Yeah, that one was great, don't have it though.

Another favourite.

Yes.

Believe it or not, here's one I made back then on /jp/

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zoomers would call this reddit tier humor nowadays

They need to be at least a little believable to be funny.

you failed the retard test. you're an actual retard.

>a strip of vault tiles outside the room attached to the hallway only large enough to fit a rack on
I know what you mean! I always built my vaults like that. I loved making a big lobby in my base entrance out of the Hotel Lobby room type (that I modded to have available inside the mountain) and connecting my vault to it in the exact way that you describe, then putting the Money Madness trap (the one that looks like an ATM machine) next to the briefcase rack. It looked pretty cool, especially with all the henchmen and guards standing nearby. Pic related is an old screenshot of my last playthrough, you can just barely see the Money Madness trap and briefcase racks to the left. It looked pretty cool, such a good looking game, the base building gameplay was tons of fun.

Zombies are an affront to the laws of thermodynamics as well as biology. Having a body walk around with no energy makes as much sense as a car running with no fuel. If truly undead zombies ever shamble into real life, it would be solid proof that magic has sent reality out to the corner store.

>the artifacts make it extra sophisticated

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i played umineko and i don't remember this

How many of these edits exist?

Thank you

Black cat witch's backstory of how she escaped the inescapable room logic puzzle and became a witch.

Too many, I think it diminishes them to add stuff on the bottom too rapidly.

>Take all the gold
>Put it on the moon
>Suddenly economic recession because all the world's gold is worth less.

Watch out lex luthor, I'm the next supervillain.

Thanks for the nostalgia. I miss pre-2007 internet.

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newtons third law, every force has a counter force

if you're sitting on a chair and trying to pull it up, then the chair is also pushing down on your hands. this will pull your ass down on the seat of the chair, which makes the net force on the chair 0

A bunch, newfags keep making new edits of it to make their cancer not look like cancer. Especially from 5th image and beyond

user always delivers

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weight is measured in newtons

forgot pic lmao

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THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN.

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Someone could throw a paperclip at you and bowl you over in such a universe.

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I love vintage memes

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It was easy back before Yea Forums became a meme and normie Yea Forums didn't exist.

Anyone have the "sun has fallen out of orbit" copy pasta? It's still posted every now and again.

How so?

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Always liked that one. Thanks for that.

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that makes no sense one way or the other

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What if a sun made out of fire and a sun made out of ice really did collide with one another?

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i miss laughing elf man and green lex luther

We would send 3 trillion lions to take care of it.

>vintage
>reddit
Only reddit used traced celebrities. Yea Forums was always hand drawn or a based celeb like sad Keanu

energy gained when rolling up is lost when rolling down because the magnets will be causing the ball to roll slower

>traced celebrities
still the funniest part of the original nuzlocke desu

and that's terrible.

This. The reddit mindset is obsessed with celebrities, it's what makes black science man so immensely reddit.

instant sauna nebula full of entire planets of people who go around in towels.
Disregard me trips means we go with this plan/

That one's good, but pic related is my favourite.

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best meme guy

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wait isn't this actually how space elevators would work? or at least partially?

The laws necessary for such a world would be one in which momentum was transferred instantly and independently of mass. So my 70kg body accelerating hundreds of meters per second could experience an immediate change in momentum (total deceleration and then immediate acceleration in opposite direction) by pushing a 5kg chair with a minimum force.
Right now if I throw a 10 gram paperclip at you, which reaches a speed of say 10 m/s, it bounces off you because your mass would just absorb the energy, you have inertia (resistance to change), your inertia-less world means that the paperclip, despite its small size and weight, would instantly transfer its momentum to you.
Other fun facts about such a world is that when firing bullets at someone, they wouldn't puncture them (a result of the inertia of the body absorbing the energy) but rather would send the person flying at 500 mph.

A ball of ice the size of the sun would probably collapse into a black hole before you managed to do anything meaningful with it

Otherwise- remember the sun is already made of mostly hydrogen and oxygen already, so adding en entire sun's worth of fuel on top of that would probably result in a nova/supernova quite fast
>but isn't 0K ice really cold?
yes, but a good rule of thumb is however much energy you need to do anything at all, the sun has it in abundance by orders of magnitude. Fusion ain't no joke

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Space elevators aren't real and only exist in fiction user.

>If we ever build a space elevator and overcome the various incredible logistical problems it will inevitably be smeared in high-velocity astronaut shit 24/7

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simply yes. we just don't have the material to build it.

So it's the Super Smash Bros world?

>Other fun facts about such a world is that when firing bullets at someone, they wouldn't puncture them (a result of the inertia of the body absorbing the energy) but rather would send the person flying at 500 mph.
Sounds fun, when can we start working on this?

Get the fuck out.

>Take 0K ice
>Put it in the freezer
>Instant break of the physics engine.

Suck it, Lord Kelvin.

Was that a glitch in Skyrim?

But your method is my fetish.

Do we have 3 trillion cars for safety though?

Nah, this was just around the time this all went too shit.

that's why i said 'would' work, as in, the concept behind them if we had the means to actually build one

>losers don't know about the meEM drive

this shit is troll science in real life.

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the rock is traveling at incredible speed but so is everyone else around it

We better do.

>Initially, a few tests of prototype drives were reported to produce a small apparent thrust[10] – but subsequent testing failed to reliably reproduce these results.[11]
They're hiding something from us. Flat earthers might be right.
Wake up user

yes user, a little push on the chair will completely nullify all your momentum

relativity

no, kinetic energy = 0.5 mass * velocity squared

>ruger mini

good taste japan

>In May 2018, researchers from the Institute of Aerospace Engineering at Technische Universität Dresden, Germany, concluded that the apparent thrust is clearly an artifact caused by Earth's magnetic field interacting with power cables in the chamber, a result that other experts agree with.

That faggotry is literally what started the downfall of Yea Forums.

>Earth's magnetic field interacting with power cables in the chamber

Sounds even stupider than the EM drive

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>On an elevator you aren't falling. Like on a train you don't fly to the back when you jump.

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bothers the fuck out of me how her mag is going the opposite direction her gun is pointed

>having an oldfag those-were-the-days thread that doesn't completely degrade into accusing each other of being newfags the entire time
how the fuck did this work out so well?

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>jumped up with a speed of 2 m/s
what...

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Reminder, for a fraction of a nano second, when you hit the earth it stops spinning and moving.

it's so the bullets go backwards and shoot her instead

I miss EFG

this fun will won't last long but i decided to contribute something anyway

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Fuck I forgot how this worked

troll physics yo

no one understands how it works

I hate this image with a burning passion, but this post got a chuckle out of me.

there should be a hole in the diagonal line afterward

That imagine is cheating but irl it works by putting the pieces together at a slight angle and some of the rectangles on the divide shrink.

this piece increases its size

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sounds like a fun game mechanic
>short range gun/grappling hook that propels you forward if the leash runs out before it hits anything

if i'm remembering it right, it only works in a gif because you are essentially seeing it get cut with an infinitely thin blade. it doesn't work irl because you end up losing some chocolate every time you slice it. but i am stoned and falling asleep so my brain is at half-mast right now

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dlc for god of war iv: now the axe has a rope

This is actually good.

hi cancer

holy shit....

so....mjolnir?

That's because you're a retard.
The right buy paid 50 bucks total.

the left guy buys the other guys 20 for 30

>reposting content.png

for whole corn to come back out you can't chew it.
it would be like eating plastic

it must be past my bedtime because 'whole corn' made me giggle for far too long

Stay mad nigger

Chads do this with 2 boards by picking the one they just jumped of up again when landing on the next

What use would a floating circle bridge have?

cheap transportation

looks cool

Immune to earthquakes

>Eat corn once
>Carefully recycle it
>Give corn to poor for second time

literally free charity.

>(this takes practice)

I loved those back in the time.

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If they put $40 in the box and sell it for $30, Then split the profit in half, They lost $5 each no?

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You forgot interest and inflammation, dumb dumb.

thats piss

now that's communism

Most of technology is about exploiting real life glitches

The iron pulls at the magnet with the same force the magnet pulls at the iron.

>glitches
It was intended that way you fucking purists. Jesus Christ I can't stand fuckers asking for a patch because they can't counterplay gun. If it was for fuckers like you we would sit in caves and smash rocks together. Adapt to advanced techniques and get the stick out of your ass - or would that recquire a "glitch exploit" too?

>take a rock
>can't make it think
>but you can make it evaluate how well other rocks think
>use it to make increasingly smart rocks
>though you yourself have no idea how they work

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We're entering the age where people get nostalgic over rage comics. This is what it feels like to be old.

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its not even about being old its about when you make something a bit funny and some retards go repost it on every social networks so everyone can spam it until it becomes so popular the fun is gone

One day, people will become nostalgic for wojak and pepe posting.

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That's a 10/22

Not really, since that shit doesn't end. At best people will be nostalgic for earlier iterations of pepe and wojak.

wasn't that a metaphore?

Fallout 4 had this day 1, you could just make infinite money in the barter window with any NPC

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I'm almost at the point where "feels good, man" would make me nostalgic, honestly.

youtube.com/watch?v=xkdJFrVfhSM
What would be in a modern version of this?

underrated post

Newtons first law
It COULD work but you need a LOT of force to do so, bone breaking force

You baited them hard dude.

Actually it would, provided you have impossibly strong leg muscles. You would pretty much have to be able to jump over tall buildings

These got me

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Same, but not really because of the time passed, but because of the way things changed. "feels good man" was such an innocent and jolly little image.

Let me tell you about fractional reserve banking

Thank you, Captain Obvious!

Don't think too hard about it. It's old as shit, I posted it because everyone was posting old trollface images. I mean c'mon, the idea that someone invents a perpetual energy machine and tries to use it (the wrong type of energy btw) to work at McDonald's forever is a little funny. No worse than a bunch of other troll science images.

Youtube Rewind the latest, in all of its shittyness.

remember that there's no difference between a "bitcoin" and a malloc willed with random values.

this one would work

Nah, it's lame because there isn't any actual weird physical contradiction that does make sense if you just think about it the wrong way. It's just that some retard is doing something dumb.
Just because it's old doesn't mean it's funny.

Actually I think user's claim to the very subtle curvatures would mean that an earthquake would VERY SLIGHTLY change the surrounding topography and eventually destroy the bridge.

Why would a game with literal magic need to resort to metaphors?

Slightly disingenuous as the rocks aren’t evaluating each other but remembering their state. Memory can naturally lead to intelligence.

considering it's Alaska you can do the same with corn

They do something like this in jojo part 6.

>guy on left puts in $20
>gets $30 back
>$10 profit

>guy on right puts in $20
>pays $30
>gets $40 back
>loses $10

but in relife she actually ends up happy, remembers her old memories, and falls in love again with the mc

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I hate trollscience but man I miss it compared to what we got right now.

rage faces were so fucking cringey, so glad wojaks took over

This is cute and all but in reality it wouldn't weigh anymore because gravity is a meme, and no i'm not a flat earther, but feel free to prove to me the existence of gravity.
>if i drop thing it fall
Is not proof.

The other once I've seen at least works on some sort of cartoon logic. I have no idea how this one is supposed to work.

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They’re pretty much the same thing.
Template based images that require little effort to make, initially had some decent OC but was overtaken by uncreative faggots forcing their latest shit.
The only difference is that people actually recognised rageface was dying and abandoned it, while newfags continue to shit out Wojacks and jerk themselves off to it

>Almost everyone replying misread this post and think he's saying "My brain is struggling to figure out how this would work." and are trying to explain how it works to him
Holy fucking shit

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retard

It's better to just fall with the chair and let it take some force of the fall as it breaks and slows you down.

I miss FUUUUUU comics

Imagine being the even bigger retard than him.

Even with an infinitely thin blade it doesn't work.
You loose the same amount of chocolate you gained in the diagonal cut, the gif just fakes it by having the slice re-grow while its moving so its hard to notice.

shows it pretty well

Very nice, user.

Here's my unrelated OC.

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cringe as fuck

This is basically just an orbital ring, but instead of a rope you have a magnetic cable that is moving at orbital velocity and then use more magnets as a stationary sheath to build on.

Doesn't work with real life.

Just like you :^)

and u too ̇͜ >̇

based text wizard

No, space elevators work by having a counterweight at geostationary orbit that you effectively hang a tether down from. Unfortunately we have no material that is strong enough to not break under its own weight at such a distance. Gravity being weaker in space DOES reduce the strain by an appreciable amount but not by enough.

yo! Yea Forums muthafukas! we found this muthafuckin board!!!1! fuck all y'all postin' all this racist shit! we gon pull a 187 on y0 servers! we gon pull a 187 on yo hiroshimoot! an we gon pull a 187 on all y'all skinny ass white muthafuckas who think they cool postin this racist shit while they user!1 1 !!!

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The audio versions were great

All right, that one was so stupid it made me laugh.

AFAIK forcing braincells to renew will age you up realy fast

>gravity is a meme
redpill me on this

gravity? who gives a crap about gravity?

You should be caring about pails of water

What's a 187 and how does one pull it on something/somebody?

C 187
187 is US police radio code for Murder, Death, Kill

OK how about this, say someone constructs an immense girder that spans the globe like a ring but is no more than a few hundred kilometers from the ground at any point. What would happen? Would it just sort of hula hoop around the planet?

The air inside the plane is also moving at a fast speed with everything else. That’s why you can hold a ball inside a car but if you stuck your hand out the window with the ball suddenly it’s a lot harder to keep your grip on it

Funny pizza land

I've seen a couple games with really stupid reasons for infinite money
Game 1:
>charisma lowers shop prices. Stacking charisma can lower prices to the point where you make money by buying items and selling them straight back to the store
Game 2:
>dropping items forgot to check for negative values. Dropping negative amounts of gold added that much into your inventory.

>get peepee
>recieve poopoo
hurgeplesugerg

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I honest to God hope this was just an user baiting others to fall for their snafu

assuming we had very accurate sensor to measure the strength of gravity across the globe, and the strength of gravity didn't change because of earth traveling around the sun and spinning, it would be possible even without super computers
but if you wanted a ring around the earth now it would need to be able to constantly reform
like saturn ring is made of a bunch of rocks that just shift whenever gravity changes

This shit it's supposed to get a chuckle out of you, you retard, not to show you the wisdom o the world and you, like the faggot you are, explain things with your superior super smash bros. brain

>charisma lowers shop prices. Stacking charisma can lower prices to the point where you make money by buying items and selling them straight back to the store
You are just so charismatic that you can convince shopkeepers that buying their own items from you at a loss is in their interest. Something like "Now that I, The Great Hero, held that sword, you'll be able to sell it for twice the price it was before, and I can sell it to you for 1.5 the price you sold it to me".
>dropping items forgot to check for negative values. Dropping negative amounts of gold added that much into your inventory.
Negative amount of gold is just debt, and selling debt is something that happens constantly. By dropping negative amounts you simply sell the debt to the God.

>I can laugh at suicide live streams because people don't actually suffer unless I know them

mid ages internet was kino

Yeah but obviously you don't calibrate your fucking scale on the equator if you're going to use it in Alaska.

I'm getting lost on the profit step.

So the box has $40 in it and then the first guy spends an additional $10 to buy the box.

Now he has a net of $30 while the other guy only has $10. How did anyone profit from that?

Oh man did you just discover bio-fuel? We need to patent that ASAP.

youtube.com/watch?v=Rv0c7R8brjE
The guy can be a bit annoying but the video has plenty of animations.

rage faces died because it went mainstream and became uncool. Wojak and pepe have naturally long lives because just as they were going mainstream the elections happened. They got exposed to the most amount of people possible before they were shielded from being corporatized.

If circles don't exist, does that mean no geometric shape exist given that all shapes are imperfect?

He's right. Mass and weight are not the same thing.

This doesn’t work, but selling each other the box for increments of 10 and then finding someone else to buy it for 2000 it does work and it is practiced daily in stock exchanges worldwide. You only need to pay to some “independent regulator” to make it seem legit and to actually prevent others from copying you business model and you are gold.

The light slowly falling down in this one always gets me.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

There is an evil genius 2 coming?

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you're the reason FIAT exists

A kg of gold has the same mass anywhere, but weights a lot less on the moon.

fortnite

but light actually falls if the gravity is strong enough

Based Cyrano de Bergerac

you're retarded. However, it's ironic that on a video game board no one quite recognized the analogy seeing as that's exactly what we've all been buying for years is boxes we could afford that through R&D, sourcing, assembly and testing, the developer manages to make a profit.

burger

Your legs can’t produce enough force to make that work except for heights so small you wouldn’t injure yourself anyway.

to be honest I never really understood what is supposed to happen in that situation. having some smartass yell "IT'S IMPOSSIBLE" really doesn't explain what would actually happen to the photons in that situation.

Super Mario Odyssey

Yup. A trailer of it was shown a couple months ago, its got a Steam page and everything and its gonna release in 2020. They even sent surverys asking about what we'd like to see in the sequel and all, I signed up before the trailer was shown and I got 2 surveys sent to my email. Its gonna be great user I cant wait till it releases.

They were already dying before they got sold out, due to them being flooded with shitty reddit versions, and because reddit had stolen it and pretended they came up with it all along, so nobody wanted to be associated with it.
Yea Forums trolling hot topic into thinking it was a racist meme and temporarily dropping it was it’s last hurrah, not the beginning of the end.
Wojack now is at the point that rage comics were in 2010/11. The only difference is that the uncreative faggots flooding the place with shitty knock offs aren’t from a different site, and as such can’t be bullied away by association.

>(this takes practice)
lol

This only works if the building you're jumping from is on fire

Nothing that wouldn't happen if you just turned your headlights on, because your weren't actually holding that light or anything.

Not even meming. This is how rockets work but with rocket fuel instead of wooden boards.

They were smoking weed in the car.

i remember that 9mm had less force in newtons than a full on punch by an adult

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Honestly user I spent like five minutes writing a long post trying to answer before accepting its beyond me to break down everything. Someone else might be able to, but there are so many factors (brief taste: at one point I had to hypothetically imagine a wall in front of you also moving at your speed because good fucking luck spotting "light" in a void, then realised how your eyeballs work would cause latency issues anyway) that make it so I can't be sure of an answer in the slightest.

My best guess, in a universe where this was in fact possible: any "pileup" of electromagnetic radiation would quickly convert into another form of energy, most certainly heat in this case. If you were going just a fraction slower than c and various other impossible situations were removed: The light would appear to slowly emit outwards.

>and eventually go blind once you exceed the speed of light

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You are like little baby

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Anyone remember that old 3 Stooges bit where they all owe money to each other?
Can't remember who it starts with but
Curly owes Moe $5, he pays him, Moe owes Larry $5, he pays him the same $5, Larry owes Curly $5, he pays him the same $5.
Curly ends up with the same $5 bill he started off with, but now all their debts are paid off.
I've never to this day understood this

Don't worry user, I had to figure it out by simulating it with my own cash.

fucking erebus

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Yes, you dumbass.

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Troll face original name is "Cool Face"

yeah it doesn't kill them but alcohol dissolves the myelin and that fucks up the communication between neurons

Natural Magnets are being magnetized by the earth itself so no, but they are really weak.
Magnets that got magnetized by electricity lose their power with time

S orbital is a perfect circle

>reactionary
Go back

You are not very smart, aren't you?
You are supposed to make a joke about things that could actually work, were it not for some physical law telling us the opposite, and not about totally impossible shit like that.

The rope isn't floating, it's forming a straight line between the two of them. If you go too far along the curve, that straight line is going to intersect with the ground.

nice reddit downvote

Troll science was the shit. I remember wheezing out of laughter with shit like pic related and later watching this vid youtu.be/JPQN6V-j2u8

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this one is too stupid

>I would have never thought in years politics would unironically infect Yea Forums
What do you mean, my fellow 4channer? Why, this website has always been a gathering place for proud warriors of G*D!

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It's been like this in other bugthesda games as well.
In Skrim you could sell a shopkeeper's own items through menu glitches.

Does someone have that troll science comic about a guy who goes to the north pole, travels in time and becomes the god of the cavemen?

Fuck me, that's way too true.

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Since they all only owe each other money, the circle is (in effect) 3 instances of +5/-5 from obtaining another outstanding debt and paying their outstanding debt, resulting in a "gain" of 15 but also a "loss" of 15. This only works because they owe to each other

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Fuck you Erebus

Fuck you Erebus

Fuck you Erebus

This thread explains perfectly the absolute state of this board.

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FUCK RAGE COMICS AND EVERYONE THAT THINK THEY ARE GOOD

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Hi resetera nigger

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Post a worthy successor to the pre 2007 memes.

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wojak edit #259387 (you look like that btw XD)

It really was a simpler time...

I FUCKING HATE THOSE SHITS AND IM GLAD THEY ARE DEAD JUST YOU SHOULD BE. KILL YOUR SELF FAGGOT

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The hot air will just escape from the balloon from the sides retard

Ok nerds, tell me how this wouldn't work?

Anybody remeber when Gaia was the boogeyman before reddit?

fuck off gaiafag

GAYafag

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Power lines don't run across the entire planet, aren't held perfectly straight, and are supported by multiple pylons along their length.

>OMG, like, this is TOO deep.....

Light is always traveling at max speed. You can't accelerate light.

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Those were the days

Who will be the next boogeyman after reddit/era/twitter?

>Keep the fire going because why wouldn't you.
>Air trying to escape the sides gets scared by the fire and goes back up again.
It's not that hard to understand...

Are there anymore "troll comics" of real life devices?

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people that dont like wojak or pepe are retards that likes rage comics and want them tho become popular again.
>prove me wrong.

>t. ip hopping nigger from REDDIT who forced the meme in the 1st place
>knowyourmeme.com/memes/wojak-feels-guy

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Wojak and pepe are so horrendous that people are starting to think the previous #1 cancer wasn't so bad after all
Hell, wojak even started out as a part of rage comics. Why the fuck did he become the template for all this terrible shit

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
DISCORD

When your shit is so cancerous that people unironically get nostalgic for rage comics, it’s tine to rethink your life

warm face fag

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